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Chapter 310 A Performance Show of True God Level
"The young man thought for a moment and then said..."

The voice switched back to the familiar Yu Wei's, as if the youthful voice from before was just their illusion, and they hadn't even had a chance to hear it properly before it switched back.

There's nothing particularly striking about this song yet, at least not so far.

You should know that the natives in the novel, named Qunxing, sang "Tomorrow Will Be Better" in the last round, and everyone had exceptionally high expectations for it.

I don't expect this song to be better, but at least it should be something that catches the eye...

Just as they were quietly adjusting their expectations for the song, the singer reverted to the boy he had been before.

Your Majesty, my name is

Dala Bengba Bandebedibudobiruweng.

The lyrics came out like bullets, and everyone sat up straight. What was that? They couldn't remember it at all. Whose name was that long?
This isn't your average fast-paced lyrics. Fast-paced lyrics are so fast they're hard to hear, but every syllable in this line is unbelievably clear.

Like steel balls spit out by precision machinery, each one is distinct, but when pieced together, they create a sense of disharmony.

So what's his name?
Before they could even adjust to the sound, the song had already progressed to the king's lines, and the voice suddenly deepened, transforming into that of a majestic monarch!

This time, everyone recognized that it was Yu Wei.

Because of his clear and bright voice, they didn't recognize him at first, but when his voice was changed to that of an older person, Yu Wei's timbre was still quite distinctive.

So that was also Yu Wei?
There are no other stars involved, and the singers haven't changed; Yu Wei has been the sole singer of this song so far.

The song's natural timbre transitions and distinct character distinctions are not simply a matter of voice-changing techniques, but rather a true "one-person troupe."

No wonder they deliberately designed the character names to be so long; it was all for showing off...

The old king's words, "Say it again," really hit the nail on the head. They really needed to hear it again; who could remember something after hearing it only once?
"Dala Bengba Bandebedibudobiruong"
Is it Dala Bengba Bandebedibudobiruweng?
"Yes, yes, Da La Beng Ba Ban De Bei Di Bu Duo Bi Lu Weng."

During their question-and-answer session, the two repeated the character's name three times in a row, but even so, no one could remember it.

Did Yu Wei laugh when he sang it? He must have stumbled twice even if he had to recite the lyrics in one breath. It's quite an achievement that he could sing it so smoothly.

As the story unfolds with the princess being taken away by the dragon, Yu Wei's voice changes once again, this time into a deep and powerful villainous voice, like a roar from the abyss.

“I am Kuntukutakatikotsuvasilason.”

"Wait, what the heck are these names?"

They couldn't hold back any longer, paused the playback, and looked at Yu Wei next to them, wondering what this guy was thinking, coming up with such a song.

Yu Wei wore a "I knew you'd do this" smile, gesturing for them to continue listening.

He was also confused when he first heard the song, but after listening to it, he almost listened to it again. That's the charm of "Da La Beng Ba".

This time, it's the brave young man who's asking "one more time" for everyone. Every single name in this song is clearly designed to waste everyone's lives.

Every time a listener hears the tongue-twisting name of a character, they waste a precious few seconds of their life...

"Kuntukutakatikotsuvasilason"

Is it Gwent brand violin baked egg tart soda marathon?
No, it's Kuntukutakatikotsuvasilasong.

Okay, okay, there are still distractors; now I can't remember anything at all.

Hearing this, everyone was speechless. Wasn't Yu Wei writing this song to attack everyone's brain cells?

When the song reaches the part where the warriors and dragons are fighting, the tempo suddenly speeds up, and the density of the lyrics increases exponentially.

Those names that were so difficult to pronounce that they seemed absurd began to appear in all sorts of permutations and combinations.

"Dala Bengba Bande Bedibu Duobiruong"
砍向
Kuntukutakatikotsuvasilason

Then……"

The hero slays the dragon, the dragon bites the hero, and the hero defeats the dragon!

The combination of three consecutive extremely long and tongue-twisting names left netizens feeling goosebumps. Not only that, these sentences also featured voice switching.

Then they heard Yu Wei switch between different vocal tones for each line, singing lyrics that sounded like tongue twisters.

They tried to process this information with their brains, but it was like an overloaded CPU starting to overheat. The syllables collided and bounced in their brains, forming a strange sense of rhythm.

Some people couldn't help but hum along, but their tongues got tied, and they couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the song at all. They couldn't even read the lyrics correctly.

As a singer with several years of experience, Shen Yutong's oral skills are top-notch, but when faced with these tongue-twisting lyrics, her oral muscles completely failed her.

"This is ridiculous."

Neither the lyrics nor the music of this song met her "aesthetic" standards, but it still managed to amaze her.

Yu Weizhen has really taken singing to a whole new level...

This mesmerizing rhythm was like some kind of auditory virus, silently invading her nervous system.

When they heard that the hero had rescued the princess, and that the princess called out, "Mia Mora, Suna, Dani, Sheri Hong," they were so angry they laughed.

As I guessed, this song doesn't have a normal name, and even the city-state of this kingdom is called "Mondaruklisbog Bichbal".

As the song progressed to its middle section, and various vocal styles began to switch at a dazzling speed, Shen Yutong was completely captivated.

She was no longer the coolly analytical professional singer, but an ordinary listener captivated by the magic of sound. What interested her most were the seemingly casual yet meticulously designed details.

Some syllables are deliberately lengthened to create a comical effect; the pronunciation of certain words is exaggerated to enhance the character's recognizability; sudden jumps in pitch create dramatic contrasts...

When the song finally ended with a cheerful rhythm, Shen Yutong found herself holding her breath.

As a professional singer, she understands the technical aspects of this song better than the average person.

On the surface, it seems like a casual, humorous song, but in reality, it is the ultimate display of sound control.

Singers not only need a wide vocal range, but also precise pitch control, flexible breath support, and an almost superhuman ability to enunciate.

Just those few sections of rapid voice-changing singing in the middle—none of the people here could do it perfectly. Yes, not a single one.

Even Meng Han and Lin Puyan couldn't do it; they weren't good at it, and even if their stats were high enough, they didn't have the playful attitude.

The group exchanged glances, then unanimously chose to listen again. On the second listen, they began to notice more details.

Behind the seemingly chaotic rhythm changes lies a precise mathematical logic; the absurd lyrics conceal a rigorous rhyming structure; and the exaggerated vocal transitions are actually built on a solid foundation of vocal techniques.

The answer is obvious; Yu Wei's song is just a display of technical skill...

Everyone says that indigenous singers are overrated, but the one who truly exceeds the standard has always been Yu Wei, and he proved it with this song.

The song itself seemed like a cleverly designed piece of entertainment, but Yu Wei's perfect performance successfully brought it to a new level.

Without any analysis of the lyrics and music, and without any emotional depth, this song has only two purposes: one is to have fun with the theme, and the other is to show off technical skills.

This song covers almost all the challenges of pop singing: a wide vocal range, complex rhythms, difficult pronunciation, and diverse character portrayals...

It feels like Yu Wei made these vinegar-wrapped dumplings just to show off his skills, and surprisingly, they were delicious, which matched the theme perfectly.

Netizens were blown away after listening to the song; the melody and lyrics had burrowed into their auditory cortex like parasites, taking root and growing.

For the next few hours, no matter what I tried to think about, a voice in the background of my brain kept chanting "Dala Bengba..."

The intense rhythm and those bizarre words are like a group of highly trained workers building loops on countless neurons in their brains.

"I hate you! I've been looping this for an hour!"

"Help! My brain isn't mine anymore, it's been taken by Dalabengba!"

“I actually tried to sing along, and my roommate thought I had a stroke.”

"Am I the only one who noticed that Yu Wei was the only one performing? Her singing skills are terrifying!"

"So what's his name...?"

Netizens who were brainwashed by the song went online and found that they had found their tribe. They realized that everyone was like this, and a sense of belonging arose spontaneously.

I thought the stars were a fictional concept god in a novel, but I never expected that they had always been there. Yu Wei is the living concept god of the stars.

He can imitate the singing styles of many people, sing many different styles of songs, has a versatile voice and uses his skills with ease, and can even create a bunch of celebrity names to represent him.

One person can form an army; what else could this be but a constellation of stars?
"Yu Wei hasn't sung for a while, and he found that some people were questioning him, so he released a song to prove himself."

Yes, Yu Wei has come out to prove himself again. This time, you can't help but admire him. It's a truly god-level performance. Even someone who doesn't know much about singing can tell how difficult it is.

Although two new songs were released at the same time, "Da La Beng Ba" was too catchy, and netizens had a preconceived notion about it.

As a result, this song quickly took the lead in votes, easily surpassing Meng Lei's song and another song, "Poor but Happy".

Netizens also have a preference for certain things, especially comedic songs, which are listened to first and receive the most interest.

Many people like "Qiong Kaixin" (Poor but Happy), but for now it can only be ranked second.

"How come they're still in first place?"

Yu Wei was hoping to eliminate the star-studded lineup in this round, but now he's dominating the vote count and it's practically impossible for him to be eliminated.

Despite the great performance of this song, Yu Wei was almost exhausted during the recording. He had mastered the technique, but his physical strength was still his own responsibility.

If this character advances, either the programmer will die suddenly or he'll run out of breath while singing...

The popularity of "Da La Beng Ba" was so captivating that it was within Yu Wei's expectations. Therefore, he prepared a backup plan and was determined to kill off the character.

"Why aren't they here yet? I'm so worried!"

He's waiting for the next move to come, because if the next move doesn't come, it'll be difficult for him to operate. Even a plot-driven death needs a reason; you can't just force a character to die.

With such amazing concepts, he naturally couldn't afford to lose the competition. But to be beaten so badly despite bearing the title of "strongest," readers should really send him razor blades.

Three hours after its release, the song topped the charts, with netizens imitating it and singers commenting on it, but Yu Wei still couldn't get what she wanted.

It wasn't until the film crew finished work that Yu Wei saw the news he wanted in a familiar place.

That was a post that appeared in Zhou Mumu's super topic: "They organized their own competition and then participated in it themselves. Their behavior is really disgusting."

"This is exactly what I've been waiting for!"

Haters are also part of his plan.

(End of this chapter)