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Chapter 297 A mere fatal injury

"Is filming about to begin?"

Upon hearing that the production team was finally going to start filming classroom scenes, Qi Luoan, who was thousands of miles away, began to gather information from his second-generation informant.

The scene of beating up the teacher is a major highlight, but she doesn't seem to care. Burning the curtains is dangerous, but there will definitely be someone on set to take care of her...

She still values ​​the school beauty. I'm sure some people will ask, isn't she petty for being so concerned about such trivial matters when she's so far away?
Yes, she is petty. The thought of Yu Wei's lips being pressed against someone else's makes her unreasonable possessiveness bubble up.

Her jealousy is a compliment to the honesty of the relationship and a sweet affirmation of exclusivity. Can a couple that doesn't get jealous still have a true relationship?

"Don't worry, little sister. Yu Wei and Le Ying are a perfect match, there won't be any problems!"

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Qi Luoan wondered if her brother had gotten too cocky or if she was too weak to wield the knife anymore. This guy was probably afraid she wouldn't feel uncomfortable.

"I mean they are all very professional, there won't be any problems."

Qi Yuan's main principle is to stop when things are at their worst. If he really angers his little sister, "A Cut Plum Blossom" will have to be hidden away again. He just needs to let her tickle him a little; he can't afford to offend her too much.

However, just thinking about An'an's anxious and helpless expression from afar made him want to laugh—his desperate girlfriend…

He wasn't wrong. Yu Wei and Chi Leying were both very professional and only treated this scene as part of their performance.

Compared to that, hitting the teacher was more attractive to him. When he encountered Teacher Shakou in school, who hadn't fantasized about going up and slapping him twice?

This has nothing to do with respecting teachers; it's purely a resistance against oppression by those in power. After all, some teachers themselves can't even be role models, so it's no wonder students don't treat them like teachers.

After longing for this for so many years, Yu Wei finally had his chance. With his left hand, he performed a Tai Chi move, and with his right hand, he thrust a sword forward. Then, he said goodbye to his master...

Perhaps this scene was too important, because Qi Yunming, who had been slacking off for several days, made a special trip back. Yu Wei beats up Lin Puyan, and this kind of scene is one of the few times we can see it again.

After all departments were ready, the lead actors took their positions, while Yu Wei stood outside the door, waiting for the camera crew to call him before he could enter.

This is a long shot of Xia Luo just after he traveled through time. He returned to the classroom, looked around, and his gaze swept over his classmates one by one. He pinched Ma Dongmei's cheek and finally came back to his senses when Teacher Wang scolded him.

Yu Wei's performance in this scene was excellent, perfectly capturing the disorientation and bewilderment of pushing open the door after returning to his youth.

Qi Yunming and Lü Zhou watched intently from their cameras. Despite it being a comedy, their performance in this scene was still very captivating.

Imagine an older person suddenly returning to their eighteen-year-old self; who wouldn't be momentarily stunned?
Even veteran actress Su Xinnan was somewhat surprised by Yu Wei's performance; this kid has something special, his eyes are incredibly expressive.

She had only arrived at the film crew today, and she would have scenes to film later. As Xia Luo's mother, she had already immersed herself in the emotions, gazing tenderly at the bewildered Yu Wei in the classroom.

"Charlotte, let me tell you, stop pretending, you hear me?"

Yu Wei ignored the homeroom teacher's shouts, walked straight through the classroom aisle, stroked the old-fashioned desks and patterns, and finally pinched Tong Yulu's cheek.

"Charlotte, did I tell you to go back to your seat?"

Lin Puyan put on his slippers and stormed down from the podium, looking furious. "Didn't you hear me talking to you?"

He poked Yu Wei's chest with his fan, his eyes clearly showing a hint of ferocity, as if he could devour Xia Luo alive at any moment.

Although the character was later made more comedic, the scene where Teacher Wang reprimands someone right after he travels back in time shows that he is not a good person.

Although no physical punishment was involved, for middle school students, the teacher's blatant sarcasm and differential treatment are far more damaging than any so-called corporal punishment.

It's really not very kind of a teacher to use something like "your mother got married again" to mock a student...

This character is indeed complex, but its value lies in its realism; almost everyone has encountered a teacher like this during their student days.

Charlotte was completely bewildered when she first transmigrated. The real reason she had the idea of ​​hitting her teacher came after hearing that extremely insulting remark.

Students have a natural fear of teachers. They can grit their teeth and let it go in school, but they really can't stand such words after entering society.

Although his behavior was biased, Charlotte did nothing wrong!
Upon hearing this, Yu Wei immediately straightened his back, his blank gaze sharpening, which startled Lin Puyan into taking a step back.

This kid's acting is so realistic, he was genuinely a little scared for a moment...

Who are you glaring at?

"Who are you trying to fool?"

Lin Puyan stood up straight in response, which gave him a more confrontational air. He refused to believe that this kid would actually dare to hit him.

He took out a love letter he had prepared beforehand and started to have Xia Luo read it aloud. When he got to the line, "Who is your dear? Who is your dear?", the narcissistic Ma Dongmei stormed out of the room.

Tong Yulu had been wanting to run away for a while, so she could watch the show from outside later. Oh my, a kissing scene, just like she'd never done it before...

"Did you hear me when I told you to read it?"

As the love letter was knocked away by Lin Puyan's fan, Yu Wei's eyes sharpened. In a flash, he kicked the other man to the ground.

Is this kid serious?

The rest of the crew were completely stunned. Yu Wei's kick looked quite powerful. They wondered if Senior Lin could withstand it.

The students' surprise in the footage didn't seem fake at all; they genuinely didn't expect it.

Surprised as he was, the filming had to continue. Whether from pain or genuine anger, Lin Puyan lay on the ground pointing at Yu Wei with eyes bulging out of their sockets.

"You dare hit a teacher? You bastard!"

"You think you can bully me in my dreams?"

Yu Wei got up and went forward, and actually kicked him again. That wasn't the end of it; he wanted to rush up and continue hitting him. What grudge did they have?

The extras quickly stood up and pulled him back. Although it was part of the plan, at this moment they genuinely wanted to break up the fight. "Charlotte, let me tell you, you're ruined! Your future is over!"

"Don't talk to me about the future. You rank us every day, calling this person a big idiot and that person a second idiot. Do you think that gives us a future?"

Yu Wei's emotional outpouring was so powerful that the others around her unconsciously felt a sense of resonance. In the current job market, being at the bottom of the rankings is practically the same as being fired...

Then the real "fight" began. Yu Wei picked up the schoolbag next to him and slammed it on Lin Puyan's forehead. The classmates rushed forward and began to vent their anger in the chaos.

Qi Yuan's character, Yuan Hua, quickly got up and secretly went to tell the principal, throwing the entire classroom into chaos.

After the noise subsided, Da Sha Chun Fei Hong rushed forward, showing off the sole of his shoe to Teacher Wang...

"Big Fool Chun, what are you doing!"

After Lin Puyan uttered this classic line, the scene finally ended. Qi Yunming, unusually taking charge of the overall situation, called "cut" and quickly went forward to inquire about Lin Puyan's condition.

"Don't look at me, I didn't really hit you."

Yu Weigang kicked out, but Lin Puyan fell down as soon as he touched him. He didn't even use any force. The second kick was even less forceful, just a light tap.

We promise that no Linpu rock was harmed during the filming of the movie...

"Oh no, I can't take it anymore."

Unexpectedly, Lin Puyan stood up unsteadily, clutching his forehead, then squatted back down, grimacing, as if he had truly been injured by Yu Wei.

Is this some kind of staged accident scam? It's not that old people have become bad, it's that bad people have grown old. He was acting in "Goodbye Mr. Loser," how did it suddenly turn into "To Help or Not to Help"?
"Teacher Lin, are you alright, Teacher Lin?"

Lin Puyan's condition terrified the crew on set. After all, he's a well-known veteran in the industry. What if something really went wrong?

"It's nothing, just a few broken ribs."

A mere fatal injury...

Yu Wei was stunned by what he heard. Was it really necessary to be so outrageous? He was afraid that people would blame him for things like high cholesterol and low blood sugar later.

Yes, I did it, I did it all, and I even beat Lao Deng into impotence!

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this. They knew that Teacher Lin was just joking with them; if his old bones had really broken ribs, he would have been dead long ago.

Even so, Lin Puyan simply refused to get up, and they had no other choice but to let Yu Wei handle it, since the one who tied the knot must untie it.

Upon seeing this, the staff dispersed, leaving only Yu Wei standing beside him, their eyes locked.

"Ouch, that hurts!"

"Where does it hurt, senior? Should we take you to the hospital?"

Lin Puyan is really trying to extort money from him. Regardless of whether anything's wrong or not, he should just lie on the ground and howl...

Lying down on the street to extort money, I wonder what he's trying to extort.
"It's heartbreaking to see veteran musicians being eliminated by you all. It really choked me up."

Yu Wei immediately understood that this person was extorting money for a song, and the song "Light Years Away" was something that Lin Puyan was quite bothered by.

Does the kind of lyrics that Meng Han described, which could make him instantly excited after reading them, really exist?

He had never seen anything like it before, and if such a song were to be created in the future, it would most likely be Yu Wei's work.

He just wanted to broaden his horizons!
Upon hearing Lin Puyan's request, Yu Wei was somewhat bewildered. Lyrics are subjective, so how could he know which one this person preferred?

"I won't get up unless a song meets my criteria!"

Yu Weizhen had rarely seen such a childish middle-aged man; at least mature and steady men like Meng Han and Qi Yunming wouldn't do something like this.

Isn't that just being a scoundrel?

"Okay, okay, I'll call you as soon as the song is finished."

Yu Wei looked around and then glanced at Lin Puyan lying on the ground. Suddenly, he remembered a song.

He likes playing the harmonica, so let him listen to the whole harmonica song first.

Lin Puyan grinned upon hearing this. That's more like it. He wanted to see if the lyrics that could completely captivate him actually existed.

Don't say he's picky when the time comes!
Although he stopped pretending to be injured, Lin Puyan still refused to get up, clearly indicating that he still had something to say and wanted to take this opportunity to extort more money.

"I want to... be included in a novel."

Other celebrities enter novels for popularity, Shen Yutong for the challenge, and Qi Yuan for the promotion to become a right-hand man.

Lin Puyan was different from them; he just wanted to have fun. He was a loyal reader of the book, and it was so interesting to become a main character in the novel he loved.

So many people around him were making guest appearances, and Meng Han, who was a mentor even though he didn't participate, was envious as he read the book.

"I don't have any specific requirements, but it would be best if the character had more screen time and a higher level of sophistication, so that readers would remember them?"

This is not even a requirement. If you can write characters that readers will remember, then Yu Wei would not be a flop.

The competition is underway, so it's not good to add people rashly. The only option is to arrange them into the mentor team. However, in entertainment works, prestige depends on performance, and his awkward writing doesn't count.

"Here's what we'll do: you arrange for a mentor to open the show, and I'll compete to set the tone and become someone all the contestants look up to."

Lin Puyan recalled the competition schedule, "Let's arrange it as the last group's competition. It's boring to watch three locals singing. I'll liven things up."

In the official competition, his mentor's opening remarks were suspected of being disruptive, and he couldn't do something like stealing the spotlight. In the last group of matches, the three locals seemed unserious no matter how you looked at them, which was just the right time for him to step in!
(End of this chapter)