Have you ever been a celebrity? Why are you writing about entertainment?

Chapter 255 Almost Died Here
"That's way too much."

Qi Luoan was taken aback by Yu Wei's display shelf as soon as he entered the room. It was filled with ten trophies from top to bottom, and three certificates were tucked into the corner.

Have they found the home of the model worker?
"Any prizes should definitely be displayed."

Yu Wei found a pair of slippers and handed them to her, saying, "It's better than leaving a few flowerpots."

"Whose house is this with flowerpots and shelves?" Qi Luo'an was about to complain when she suddenly stopped changing her shoes. These slippers actually fit her perfectly...

She didn't have this when she came last time, so she had to walk around in shoes that were several sizes too big. I didn't expect this guy to actually make up for it. He's quite thoughtful.

However, this also illustrates that Yu Wei had already prepared for his arrival, which is why he made this preparation.

Qi Luo'an couldn't help but feel his heart flutter at the thought. Things had come to this point; could he have prepared something else entirely...?

Otherwise, why did Yu Wei stare at other people's feet last time? It was just to estimate their shoe size.

Things are different now. This time, Qi Luoan is much bolder. Not only does he look around without any scruples, but he even seems to be taking the initiative.

Hey you, go cook me two dishes!
"With such a big room, don't you get bored when you're home alone?"

Qi Luoan looked around and casually opened the refrigerator. It was full of drinks and snacks, with no food at all. It was obvious that he ate takeout every day.

"Actually, I don't spend much time at home."

Yu Wei is quite busy, recording variety shows and participating in events, so this house only serves as a place to sleep and doesn't provide much of a sense of security.

However, the program organizers usually provide meals, so he rarely eats at home.

"It doesn't feel very lively."

Yu Wei tidied it up quite cleanly, but it always looked like it lacked a trace of life, and at first glance it looked like no one lived there.

"You'll get it by smoking a cigarette."

"What a lame joke," Qi Luoan shrugged and didn't respond, instead starting to tease the smart home assistant next to him.

"Azure Elf, do you know Yu Wei?"

There's still some time before the show airs, so I'm just killing time anyway.

"Of course, Yu Wei is a highly influential singer-songwriter, musician, and screenwriter in the Chinese music scene, and his works..."

Yu Wei rarely saw Qi Luoan so childish, although he occasionally did the same thing; teasing AI was indeed fun.

"Azure Elf, play 'Later'."

"We will now play 'Later' by Yu Wei. This is a preview. You can listen to it for free after opening the Elf app and paying."

Qi Luoan immediately stopped the thing, trembling with anger. Yu Wei actually wanted to charge him to listen to his songs?
In fact, many of Yu Wei's works are available for free listening, but those featured in "Music Blind Box" require memberships due to program copyright restrictions.

This is not much different from writing online novels. Yu Wei is also open-minded about it. If he likes to listen to the official version, he will support it. If he finds it troublesome, there are plenty of resources online. He can just do whatever he wants.

"Azure Elf, does Yu Wei have a girlfriend?"

Yu Wei, who was browsing the super topic and eating gossip, was stunned for a moment. What did this mean? Why did it feel like Qi Luoan was using this little gadget to tease him?

Don't assume that Qi Luoan is targeting him; their relationship is still undefined.

To outsiders, they seem like a couple who are already deeply in love, but actually they haven't made it official yet...

"Hmm, users want to know about Yu Wei's relationship status. I need to put together a comprehensive but concise introduction. In these search results, Yu Wei has a girlfriend named Qi Luoan."

Even AI is smarter than you!
"Really? I don't believe it."

Qi Luoan seemed to be playing a question-and-answer game with the smart assistant, but in reality, his eyes never left Yu Wei. Think about it carefully.

"Azure Elf, help me think of a confession message."

Yu Wei's sudden words startled Qi Luo'an. "No way, is it that hasty? You can think of it now, but you have to ask the AI ​​to help you think of it?"
She doesn't consider herself a formalist, nor is she particularly fond of romantic elements, but she's never seen anything like having an AI as background noise to express love before.

"Okay, the user needs a confession message, so I'm going to filter the most suitable ones from the search results..."

The air seemed to freeze for a moment.

As she listened to the deliberate, enunciated electronic voice, Qi Luoan's eyelashes trembled slightly. Her surprise was obvious, but even more so, it was anticipation.

She simply gazed at Yu Wei quietly, as if processing this sudden... declaration of love?
It felt like a divine gold, but when I thought about it being Yu Wei, it made sense; that's just how he is.

"To the world you are one person; but to me you are my whole world."

Uh oh, Yu Wei and Qi Luoan were both stunned by this line of text. It means that this white doesn't necessarily have to be expressed...

"How about I just invite you to bind your relationship with me on QQ?"

"agree."

It can only be said that they are both a bit allergic to romance. Flowery words are like the wind passing by their ears, while only sincere companionship can stand the test of time.

Forget about candles, hearts, and roses; living a good life is more important than anything else.

From this perspective, they are quite compatible. A person who likes flashy things will inevitably make various compromises and struggles when they meet a lazy person.

So are they officially a couple now, or does it feel like things got rushed...?

Qi Luoan felt completely disoriented and didn't even realize when she sat down on the sofa.

"Come closer, I'll tell you a little secret." "Hmm?"

Yu Wei turned slightly to the side, slightly puzzled. Was there some little secret that he could only tell him now, so formal?
In the instant he turned to the side, Qi Luoan took a deep breath, no longer hesitated, and with a speed so fast it was almost invisible, tilted his head back and pressed his soft lips swiftly and accurately onto his cheek.

The sensation was even more wondrous than she had imagined; it was a brief contact, measured in seconds, yet it seemed to stretch out infinitely in an instant.

After skimming the water like a dragonfly, Qi Luoan, like a startled little rabbit, suddenly shrank back, creating some distance between them.

She lowered her head, not daring to look at Yu Wei's reaction, and finished her little secret with a voice that was both shy and sly, as if she had succeeded.

"...Well, I suddenly wanted to kiss you."

You're a couple now, what's wrong with letting her take a bite?
Yu Wei was a little caught off guard. Something flashed by in an instant. He only felt a faint fragrance approaching, and then it was over.

No, that’s it?

"Then come closer and I'll tell you a little secret."

Qi Luo'an looked embarrassed and refused to continue. She had already mustered up a lot of courage, and she felt uneasy if she continued.

It was as if she wouldn't continue if she didn't come over, so Yu Wei slapped her forehead without saying a word.

They tried to run away after the sneak attack, but it was too late.

Unexpectedly, Qi Luoan was genuinely weak. The sudden kiss made her go limp, and she collapsed onto the sofa.

Yu Wei looked at Qi Luoan, who had just lay down, with a strange expression. "I didn't even lift a finger, why did you just fall down like that? You really didn't do it on purpose..."

"Um, the show is about to start."

Qi Luoan looked up at Yu Wei, who was leaning over, and dared not move at all, for fear that even the slightest movement would break the dangerous balance and cause a deeper collapse.

She really went limp and lay down. Would anyone believe that?

At this point, why bother watching TV? Wouldn't it be better to watch something else? If this kind of plot were in a novel and nothing happened, readers would be cursing the protagonist for being a eunuch.

Even if Qi Yunming and Chen Jinyi came today, it wouldn't make a difference; she delivered herself to their doorstep.

Qi Luo'an watched him approach, her pupils dilating instantly. He... he was actually serious?
"I... I've started my period..."

It's alright now. At this point, Auntie is more authoritative than Mom and Dad. Yu Wei had already bent down, so he simply picked her up and pretended that nothing had happened.

Actually, Yu Wei wasn't that repressed; he just felt it was fun to scare her, and seeing her panicked like a quail was enough.

Qi Luoan slumped back in her chair, still shaken. She wasn't lying; the reason she dared to come today was because of this debuff.

It's not a freebie; it has a resurrection item.

The downsides are also obvious: once the resurrection armor is used up, it will be on cooldown. Yu Wei knows the cooldown, so he'll just block her and kill her...

I messed up and almost died here.

Yu Wei got up and turned on the TV. The two of them had managed to fall behind the first batch of viewers because of their commotion, but they could also see a lot of comments on the screen.

The awkward atmosphere hadn't dissipated, so much so that they barely paid attention to the first ten minutes of the show. It wasn't until Yu Wei drew the teacher and went to school that Qi Luoan was able to readjust.

"Finally, we see Teacher Yu Wei's primary school."

Yu Wei was speechless for a moment. What the hell was that all about...?

She's got a lot of flirtatious talk, and she'll go weak at the slightest touch. She's a total numb jerk. You've memorized all the details; she'll get what's coming to her later.

Joking aside, Qi Luoan was quite moved when she saw Yu Wei patiently teaching each student in class.

She's watched quite a few variety shows, including many where celebrities have become teachers. Yu Wei might not be the most serious, but she's definitely the most sincere.

This is especially evident; everyone can see whether he was putting on a show or not. He genuinely wanted to leave a good impression on the children, not the audience.

Different starting points naturally lead to completely different results.

It's worth mentioning that the production team cut out the part where he was arguing with the school leaders. Showing that part would have been considered cyberbullying of an ordinary person, which wouldn't have been good for Yu Wei either.

The music class was a highlight of the episode. Chi Leying's act of letting the students request songs for her to sing was very interesting, and the harmonious scene between the teacher and students was like something out of a science fiction movie.

Don't even think about it, real campus life isn't like that...

"This is no longer my class, so feel free to do as you please. Consider this a way to wrap up the music class."

The child's sudden challenge caused Chi Leying to relinquish control, allowing Yu Wei to sing a song that no one had ever heard before.

A few comments appeared on the screen cursing the brat, but they were quickly drowned out by criticism. What's wrong with kids liking new gadgets?
Not to mention kids, adults want to hear it too! Who wouldn't want to listen to Yu Wei's new song?

"You've actually sung a new song?"

Qi Luoan was completely unaware of this; she thought the tenth episode only featured "Tomorrow Will Be Better," but she hadn't expected there to be more...

When the simple lyrics of "Singing and Smiling" came out of Yu Wei's mouth, almost everyone in front of the screen was stunned for a moment.

Nursery rhymes?

Moreover, it was a song they had never heard before. Even Yu Wei's longtime readers had never seen the song title. He had never written this song into his novel, nor was it in Qi Luo'an's book.

Yu Wei didn't play by the rules this time; the ancestral methods have truly changed, a first that has shaken the heavens and the earth.

Qi Luoan looked at him suspiciously. Given this guy's personality, how could he sing a song that hadn't appeared in the book? Had the sun risen in the west?
Could it be that someone else is writing songs for Yu Wei?
Is there anyone outside?
(End of this chapter)