Have you ever been a celebrity? Why are you writing about entertainment?

Chapter 191 Then I'll have to give you some pointers.
"Which text is this...?"

Yu Wei opened the fifth-grade Chinese textbook and glanced at the table of contents. Apart from "Peanuts," he didn't seem to remember anything else.

Is the butterfly effect really that far-reaching?

He casually flipped through a few articles and found that he vaguely remembered the main text. It seemed that it was not caused by the change in the world line, but simply that his memory was fuzzy.

The butterfly effect certainly has its impact, but the articles in textbooks are mostly older works.

There's no need to elaborate on the ancient poems; "Peanuts" is even an essay from 1922, and "The Sun" is from 54. Looking at it this way, it's clear that we ate quite a lot of bran when we were young.

Tian Jun has already reached the fifth unit, "Reading." In the last class, he just finished teaching "Ancient People Talk About Reading." Logically, Yu Wei should check the students' memorization of the text today.

The title of the lesson is "Ancient People Talk About Reading," which is actually just two excerpts from classical Chinese texts. The elementary school texts are very short and can be read in a glance.

However, it is obviously not easy for children to memorize it in a short period of time.

"Never mind, I'll memorize it tomorrow."

Yu Wei decided to be merciful this time and continue with the course and writing exercises, the theme of which was "Recommend a Book".

The writing exercises are actually writing essays. Each unit revolves around a specific theme, and the next unit is about family affection, while this unit is about reading.

Elementary school students' compositions are so funny to think about.

"By the way, how many words are required for fifth-grade compositions again?"

There's too much practice for the college entrance exam, and people tend to think of essays as 800 words long. But actually, the word count for elementary school essays increases with each grade.

Tian Jun recalled for a few seconds that fifth-grade compositions were usually 450 words, with a fluctuation of about 300-500 words.

“That much?”

Since I started writing online novels, writing a few hundred words has become as common as eating and drinking; I've almost lost track of it.

"That's quite a lot; I might not even be able to write that many myself."

Chi Leying, who was also in the office, teased, "It's just that you've been writing too much."

Music teachers are not usually in the main office; she only got a spot there for the sake of the show's recording convenience.

This episode focuses on teachers, not students, so there will be plenty of footage of them in the office.

Tian Jun, who was standing next to him, nodded. Yu Wei wrote at least 5000 words a day. To be honest, he couldn't even write that many words when preparing lessons and writing lesson plans.

This passion is truly touching...

"That reminds me."

Yu Wei's update for today is still pending. Tong Yulu said her video won't be ready until noon, and we don't know how well it's going.

The AI ​​work Yu Wei, which is her rival, was recorded yesterday. It is still a popular song, sung by the native character "Liu Mangbing".

Liu Mangbing was the one who sang "Youth" back then. Now that the song has been replaced, he can retire gracefully, provided that Tong Yulu wins.

Before the class started, Yu Wei decided to type a few words. The other teachers in the office saw his actions but could do nothing about it.

I heard this kid can even type in a music store in Belgium, so his office skills seem rather childish in comparison.

Yu Wei stopped what he was doing half an hour before class started. Even though it was a composition class, it was best to familiarize himself with the process a little.

Yu Wei thought this was just a simple, watered-down Chinese class, until he entered the classroom carrying a stack of composition books and saw several leaders in the back row.

He was all too familiar with this scene; had he run into the students attending the lecture?
Without peer review, and without any expert or renowned teacher, what's the point of attending their lectures? Yu Wei strongly suspects they're just there to make their presence felt.

Seeing such a big platform like the production team coming to record live, they had to show their faces, right? They were no different from those who introduced their teaching level this morning; it was all for the sake of showing off.

Yu Wei was too lazy to care about such things. He could probably understand this mentality. After all, it was someone else's school, so let them listen if they wanted to.

If he were a teacher or a student, this situation would definitely be very annoying. Being spied on during class would probably make him feel very uncomfortable. Fortunately, he is neither.

After the school bell rang, Yu Wei was stunned for a moment by the students' smiling faces and their uniform "Hello, teacher." In that instant, he suddenly felt that he really was a teacher.

The respect and expectation contained in the clear and resonant voice formed a huge, warm current that instantly enveloped him.

This look was even more sincere and kinder than the fans' gazes before the performance began, making the scene incredibly impactful.

"Hello everyone, please have a seat."

Yu Wei had played a teacher in a program before, but when he actually entered this situation, he realized that he was still shallow. The weight of those two words was much heavier than he had imagined.

Although it was a composition class, he still gave a brief explanation. Tian Jun had written it in his lesson plan, so he knew the composition structure.

"You can start writing now. I'll call out names one by one to take your writing assignment."

Yu Wei stood beside the lectern and began to look at the names of the students' compositions in order, reading them out one by one and recognizing the students as well.

This generation of young people should have already moved past the "Zihan" and "Zixuan" versions...

"Cai Yubei".

As soon as the words were spoken, a fair-skinned little girl with a slightly spoiled air came over from the fourth row. Her black ponytail swayed as she walked, making her look quite cute.

When Yu Wei presented the workbook with both hands, she seemed somewhat flattered, and her eyes even darted away for a moment.

The photographers exchanged glances; this kid seemed a bit too good at it...

My parents often mention that a famous celebrity personally handed them things; it's a scene they'll remember for a lifetime.

These students will probably never forget him, even if they wanted to.

Yu Wei didn't think that much about it. The show was being filmed, and he couldn't just throw the homework book at the child with one hand. Even with a child, basic manners were still necessary.

"Pan Zhenyu", "Yang Yixin", "Xue Guoxin", "Wu Yanzu... Hmm?"

Yu Weiming was clearly taken aback when he saw a dull-looking little boy walk onto the stage.

If you're Daniel Wu, then who am I?

It's quite a coincidence that they share the same name. He continued reading a few more and found that there were quite a few four-character names, such as "Yang Simengyu" and "Jiang Anchunyu," which left Yu Wei stunned.

Are four-character names becoming popular now?

From the perspective of a literary and entertainment writer, this kind of name would probably be disliked by readers. No one would say anything if the protagonist was named "Wei Yu," but if it were "Wei Jie Pu Yu," readers would definitely start criticizing it…

After distributing forty-five composition books, everyone immediately began writing their compositions, occasionally glancing up at him with no ill intent, probably just out of curiosity. Back in school, during these self-study periods, the teachers were probably already on their phones.

But now, in front of the show's cameras, he could only stand there dumbfounded. At a time like this, it would be a shame not to write something.

Some teachers like to wander around and take a look at what the students have written, but Yu Wei doesn't really like that.

He used to hate it when teachers watched him write essays. It was a time for him to let his thoughts wander, and they would come over to see how he started writing.

Some teachers not only watch, but they also laugh while watching, making the students feel apprehensive and insecure.

This is similar to when someone insists on coming closer to read your novel; a sense of boundaries is a virtue.

Yu Weizheng was lost in thought, reminiscing about the past, when he suddenly saw a balding leader who was attending the lecture get up and start looking around. Perhaps he also felt a bit bored sitting there.

I didn't even spin, but you started?

Not only did they wander around, but Lao Deng also went up to look. Yu Wei clearly saw the student being looked at shrink his hands as if he wanted to cover himself, but he didn't dare to.

"here……"

The balding teacher reached out and pressed down hard on the composition book twice, seemingly pointing out a typo, which made Yu Wei frown.

What will I change after you've finished making the changes?
The teacher didn't disrespect him; on the contrary, he respected him too much, to the point that the teacher developed a "helping Teacher Yu take a look" mentality.

Perhaps part of the reason was that the production crew was present, and he suddenly wanted to show off.

Yu Wei had seen this kind of leader before. They liked to give instructions, liked to act like a big shot, and felt uncomfortable if they didn't offer some advice.

Just as he was thinking that it was normal for a teacher to instruct a student, he clearly saw a smile appear on the other person's face.

It was that smile, that haughty smile...

Everyone starts writing from scratch as a child. It's fine to laugh when you see elementary school students' essays online; there's no malice intended and it's not directed at any individual.

When teachers laugh on the spot, how damaging is it to students' self-confidence?

How dare you laugh at my student!

Yu Wei quickly realized that he was not a teacher, but it was better that he wasn't. If he were a teacher, he would have to think twice.

Just because someone is a teacher doesn't mean they can act freely and dare to show off in my class.
With the production crew present, Yu Wei wouldn't do anything outrageous. He simply got up, pretended to turn around halfway, and then casually sat down in the seat where the balding teacher was listening to the lecture.

The teacher who was instructing the students suddenly realized that he had overstepped his bounds. Did Yu Wei mean that he was going to listen to the class and make him give the lecture, expressing his dissatisfaction through his actions?
The balding teacher was momentarily embarrassed; he was just browsing and didn't really mean anything by it.

However, Yu Wei didn't think that way...

He wasn't trying to put on airs; he simply picked up the teacher's lecture notes from his seat, looked at them for a while, and then uttered a "tsk tsk tsk tsk."

Confronting him directly would be going too far, and expressing dissatisfaction would be petty. He didn't use his status to act arrogantly; he simply gave him a taste of his own medicine.

You want to give pointers to others? Well then, I'll have to give you some pointers.

But he didn't say it explicitly, just clicked his tongue a few times. He changed his tune easily, saying he had never seen such serious lecture notes before and was amazed.

The balding teacher immediately looked embarrassed. If other celebrities did this, he would have said it on the surface but would definitely have looked down on them in his heart. They were just illiterate celebrities.

But this is Yu Wei, who not only writes books but also has works that have been recognized by a group of writers, and he is convinced by this alone.

They had already agreed with the production team that since the show was primarily celebrity-driven, any help would be provided by the non-celebrity guest, Teacher Tian. It was indeed inappropriate for them to suddenly step in.

"This……"

The students in Class 3 had never seen Director Wang in such an embarrassing state before, and they couldn't hide the smiles on their faces.

The other leaders who were attending the class exchanged glances. There was nothing they could do; he couldn't hold back his temper. Yu Wei clicked his tongue twice and could only endure it.

"Tsk tsk, I only said a few words, I didn't expect you to write so much, the summary is really good."

Yu Wei remained composed and eventually offered a few words of praise to defuse the awkwardness. However, upon closer inspection, one could sense something was amiss. Yu Wei had only spoken a few words; where did he get so much information from?

Just writing nonsense, based on assumptions, right?

"It should, it should."

Seeing this, the balding teacher quickly went along with it, thinking that Yu Wei's move was too ruthless and that he should never try to show off on his home turf.

Although it was just a composition class, several school leaders instantly understood Yu Wei's meaning: putting on a show is fine, but don't go overboard.

In fact, Yu Wei doesn't dislike putting on a show. Superficial work is something that happens in every industry. But a school's show shouldn't affect the students. Wouldn't that be putting the cart before the horse?
He, as an outsider, didn't want to disturb the students' studies...

The second half of the Chinese class was quite quiet. Only when the class ended did the students breathe a sigh of relief. They could laugh for two years about the dean of students being humiliated.

There are only two years left in fifth grade.

After collecting all the composition books, Yu Wei returned to his office and began to correct them one by one.

He specifically took out the student's essay from earlier, intending to carefully correct it and write more comments to help the child regain confidence.

Yu Wei opened the composition book along the tied line and found that the book he recommended was "Malice". So it was this kid who called him by his pen name.

While "Malice" may not be considered a classic, it's still good enough to recommend in an essay. What's so funny about that?

It turns out to be one of his young readers, so he really has to protect him. It seems he did the right thing earlier. No matter what book he recommends, as long as it's written seriously, what's so funny about it?

Yu Wei continued reading and saw that the kid was indeed his fan, even praising him a few times in his essay.

He continued reading down the paragraph, where the young fan talked about becoming their teacher, his joy evident in his words.

It's a bit off-topic, but there's no need to laugh. After all, it's just a writing exercise. Even if you have any opinions, you should wait until it's finished before commenting.

The next line of text caused Yu Wei's brain to shut down on the spot.

"A teacher for a day is a father for life, so can we call Yu Wei 'Dad'?"

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Well, it's understandable that I laughed...

However, Yu Wei's behavior was not excessive; he was still quite tactful. The other party did not understand the occasion and did not attack the wrong person.

(End of this chapter)