Douluo Continent: Martial Soul Yellow Spring, Mei and Thunder General

Chapter 43 Let's Eat the General's Meal Together
"What do you know? The general is clearly using hot water to process the venison. If you don't understand, don't overthink it."

Poison Douluo gave a soft shout.

Isn't it common sense that before eating animal meat, you should remove the skin and fur, and then remove the contents of the intestines and stomach?

How could General Thunder, a top chef, not know this?

“Yes, yes! Grandpa is right. The food the General cooks must be clean and hygienic! Moreover, the ingredients are very fresh; we picked them together, so we feel safe eating them.” Dugu Yan nodded emphatically.

Then they saw General Thunder simply shake the soil off the roots of the chili pepper sapling and throw the whole tree into the pot.

The group looked at each other, wondering if the soil on the tree had been shaken off completely.

Don't we only use the chili peppers on top?

You even put the leaves and twigs in the pot?

The general's next move made the group feel nauseous.

Nothing is ever truly clean.

Anyway, just cut everything into pieces and throw it into the pot.

Even the starry sky trembled when viewed from afar.

Is the general cooking or concocting poison?

Yu Yuanzhen and his men are doomed in no time.

Soon, the thing that Xingkong had been waiting for arrived.

General Thunder then took out a large pile of seasonings.

Without saying a word, he poured whole bottles into it.

They didn't even look at what it was.

Xingkong's lips curled up. He had mixed a lot of laxatives into General's condiments.

Wouldn't these people improve their strength by eating the general's food?
If they eat food containing laxatives, they will have diarrhea immediately, and their bodies won't have time to absorb the effects of the laxatives.

Therefore, they would be unable to help them improve their strength.

Once people found that eating the general's food only caused diarrhea and brought no other benefits, no one would beg the general to cook for them anymore.

Once the general loses his loyal fans, he'll realize he's no good at cooking and will give up on it.

He and Mei shared the same idea.

It's about making General Thunder's wife never cook again.

Today, with him and Mei working together, I don't believe the general will be able to cook again in the future!

Sasa Su~
Just then, it seemed like something was rapidly approaching.

Yu Yuanzhen frowned as he saw a familiar figure.

Aren't those the same guys who kowtowed to him yesterday?

What a coincidence, we ran into each other again today.

He noticed that the food the general had prepared seemed rather strange.

He hesitated to take a bite, wondering if someone was going to be his guinea pig.

The Shrek Academy students are chasing a snake that is flying off the ground.

The snake was seven or eight meters long, with a bright red fleshy crest on its head that was larger than its head, and a fan-shaped structure resembling phoenix tail feathers at its tail.

Its body is covered with pale red scales, and semi-transparent soft wings extend from its back, which can reach a width of three meters when spread out.

It was indeed the Phoenix-tailed Cockscomb Snake.

Because of a shortage of people in the group, the crested snake was not trapped and escaped immediately.

They chased them all the way here.

Yu Yuanzhen laughed heartily and pulled Tang San and the others over to help him test the poison.

However, before Yu Yuanzhen could fly to Tang San and the others, a bolt of lightning suddenly flashed, and the Phoenix-tailed Crested Serpent disappeared.

The general, however, wore a joyful expression.

I chopped the newly caught crested snake into several pieces and threw them into the pot.

"It's...it's you? Senior...where's the Phoenix-tailed Crested Serpent? Senior, we apologize for what happened before, but as a Title Douluo, you can't just take away a mere thousand-year-old soul beast like us."

That crested snake is perfect for Oscar.

Zhao Wuji felt very wronged that it was taken away like that.

Yu Yuanzhen was also stunned; he really hadn't done it to the Phoenix Tail Crested Snake.

However, as a Title Douluo, he was extremely arrogant and didn't bother to explain to them at all. Instead, he unleashed a powerful pressure and said:

"You haven't eaten yet, have you? Why don't you stay and eat with us?"

"Uh? Senior? What do you mean?" Zhao Wuji didn't know what to do. Staying for dinner? Were they sure they weren't going to eat them?

Yu Yuanzhen's pupils widened, and Zhao Wuji fell directly to the ground, the earth itself cracking with ghostly patterns.

"Senior...I...I'm willing, please...please let us go..."

Zhao Wuji felt he was about to die, so he quickly surrendered.

They dared not resist anymore.

Yu Yuanzhen then withdrew his oppressive aura, and the others from Shrek Academy breathed a sigh of relief.

They were found to be completely soaked in sweat.

The men dared not resist and were then taken to the place where the general was cooking.

Upon seeing Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing again, Tang San quickly put on a smile and wanted to go up and get closer to them.

Dai Mubai also remembered his engagement with Zhu Zhuqing, and a smile appeared on his lips as he slowly walked over.

He wanted to reveal his true identity to Zhu Zhuqing and then win her heart.

However, before the two had taken more than a few steps, Yu Yuanzhen's tall figure stood in their way like an insurmountable mountain.

"Senior, I need to go find my friend," Tang San said with a slight smile.

Dai Mubai quickly added, "Senior, I'm going to find my fiancée."

"Hmph! Nonsense! Go back now! Dinner will be served soon."

Yu Yuanzhen gave a soft shout.

The despicable and shameless things these two did last night completely broadened his horizons.

How could someone like that be a friend of the stars?

If that's true, why didn't you bring the two of them along this morning?

Xingkong is a very gentle person. He will not be hostile to anyone unless they provoke him.

All I can say is that Tang San and Dai Mubai's actions disgusted Xingkong.

The two wanted to say something more.

But Yu Yuanzhen was too powerful, so they had to go back.

Tang San felt extremely cold inside, and countless ways to die came to mind!
"We...we're not going to eat...we're going to eat her cooking, are we?! Is there...are you sure there's rice in that pot?"

Ning Rongrong, who was not targeted by Yu Yuanzhen, curiously observed her surroundings.

Two people were found cooking.

They were both older sisters in purple, and they looked like twin sisters.

However, the resulting dishes were worlds apart.

Over at Mei's place, there were exquisite pastries and steaming, ethereal dishes.

It makes your throat bob and your mouth water just looking at it.

And what's in General Thunder's pot?
The color had turned a purplish hue, like that of poison.

She even saw the head of the crested serpent from before floating inside.

I hope this won't upset my stomach.

Ning Rongrong thought naively.

"It's...it's her! I'm doomed! I don't want to eat..."

Tang San was stopped by Yu Yuanzhen, and then he paid attention to his surroundings.

He trembled all over when he saw General Thunder cooking.

Having lived at Notting College for six years, General Thunder's cooking is infamous!
It is said that even a titled Douluo would perish if he ate it.

Let him eat? He could fly straight to the heavens.

However, before he could shout, Yu Tianheng tightly covered his mouth.

If General Thunder hears this, they're all doomed!

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