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Chapter 92 Justice
For a moment, Magistrate Shi thought he had misheard.

After spending these few days together, he had roughly figured out the person's temperament.

Gentle and friendly, neither servile nor arrogant to superiors, nor impatient or irritable to subordinates.

Such a person is well-liked wherever he goes. Not to mention him, even the county yamen runners have a very good impression of Zhou You.

But this kind of person suddenly said this.
Anyone would wonder if they misheard, or if the other person was just joking.

But Zhou You didn't give Magistrate Shi a chance to react. He opened his mouth slightly and pressed out a word with the tip of his tongue.

"Om".

In an instant, the river of blood reversed.

Magistrate Shi froze on the spot.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zhou You had quietly moved behind him, braced his arm around the thick neck, and then...
Slowly tighten.

Just over ten seconds later, Magistrate Shi's vision was plunged into darkness.
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After an unknown amount of time, a thunderous sound rang out.

A body as obese as a pig demon trembled on the bed a few times, its fat rippling like waves, until finally—

Magistrate Shi suddenly opened his eyes.

He looked around in horror, then was shocked to find that he was trapped on the bed. Magistrate Shi opened his mouth to call for help, but found that his throat had been blocked.

The candlelight flickered in the room, casting a golden glow, yet the room was empty; no one could save him.
No, that's not right either.

There are people.

Not far from Magistrate Shi, a face with a faint smile was looking at him.

Without a doubt, this is Zhou You.

Just a short while ago, Zhou You was on friendly terms with Magistrate Shi.

At this very moment, someone is saying this with a smile.

"Brother Shi, what a sweet dream! I wonder if you slept well?"

Upon hearing this, Magistrate Shi immediately struggled to stand up.

But somehow he was bound by the rope, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free even a fraction of an inch.

Zhou You laughed upon seeing this.

"Don't bother. I've tried this trapping method several times recently, and no one has been able to break free. Even those demons that have become spirits couldn't do it, let alone Brother Shi with all your fat."

"Wa ...

Seeing the obese body still stubbornly resisting, Zhou You sighed helplessly.

"Brother, why waste your energy? Besides, even if you beg for mercy, I can't hear what you're saying."

"—He said: Brother Zhou You, what exactly do you want to do?"

Just then, a third voice rang out.

The voice was old and cold, but if you listened carefully, you could also feel a kind of reptilian coldness and malice.

Magistrate Shi's sobbing stopped abruptly, and then he frantically turned his head, the only part of his body he could move, trying to find the third person who had spoken in the room.

Unfortunately, even after he had looked everywhere, he still hadn't seen any other figures.

Only Zhou You's voice still gently tells its story.

"Master, this man's mouth is gagged tightly, how did you manage to hear what he was saying?"

The aged voice immediately followed.

"You don't understand, do you? You can roughly guess what someone is saying just from their expression, the shape of their mouth, and the movement of their muscles. If you add inferences from the surrounding environment, you can guess pretty accurately."

"Disciple admires you. Since Master is so capable, then I'll trouble you to be the translator from now on."

As the casual conversation gradually reached his ears, Magistrate Shi slowly turned his eyes in the direction of the sound.

Finally, he saw something on the table.

That was a human head.

A head that has no body, yet can still speak, chattering incessantly.

Magistrate Shi's struggle intensified.

The man's head glanced at him and then continued.

“What the hell is this thing?!—Damn, does anyone talk to someone like that?” “Master, you could actually have gone through the last half.” Zhou You turned around and explained to Magistrate Shi with a smile. “Let me introduce you, brother. This is my master. Although only his head is left now, his original form was incredibly powerful—”

But the introduction was interrupted by a cold snort.

"What I said is nonsense, but what you said isn't? Why are you talking to him about this? Let's get down to business!"

"Ok."

Zhou You shrugged and then said to Magistrate Shi.

"Actually, I didn't come to you for anything else this time, brother. It's just that I've been finding the sights and sounds of this county town unbearable lately, and I can't think of any solutions."

"Wa ...

"—He meant that you should talk things out, and that he could give you whatever you wanted."

Zhou You didn't give any response, and just continued talking to himself.

"So that's why we came up with this idea from you, brother. As a county magistrate, you must know..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"

"Do you want money or your person? He'll give you anything; it's all a misunderstanding!"

"Well, it's not really a misunderstanding. You just said that a few trusted confidants went missing, right? Well, that was actually me."

Magistrate Shi was taken aback, but immediately his movements became much larger.

"Ooo ...

He added: "It's just a few dogs. Killing them is no big deal. It shouldn't have escalated to this point. If you let him go, he'll forget about it right away."

Zhou You immediately clapped his hands and burst into laughter.

"As expected of Brother Shi, you truly have the bearing of a hero. You can just abandon a perfectly good subordinate like that. But actually, I have something to hide from you."

"Woo?"

"That is"

Someone's smile grew even brighter.

"Lady Bone, in fact, was also killed by me."

All expressions froze instantly.

Magistrate Shi stared blankly at Zhou You, his expression a mixture of disbelief and bewilderment.

It took him a long time to come to his senses, and he sobbed anxiously.

"Wa ...

The old Taoist priest leisurely explained from the side.

He said, "Cao Nima."

"Wa ...

".He added another paragraph, fuck your mother."

"Wa ...

"Master, I don't think that's what they meant at all."

Zhou You looked at the terrified Magistrate Shi and whispered to the old Taoist priest.

The person just rolled their eyes at me.

"If you don't agree with me, go ask. Anyway, that's how I see it. Believe it or not."

With that, the old Taoist priest closed his mouth and said no more.

All that remained was Zhou You's wry smile.

Finally, he shook his head and said to Magistrate Shi.

"Brother Shi, you don't need to think so much. Actually, I didn't mean anything by it."

"I just feel that under this bright and sunny sky, someone should uphold justice."

"That's all."

(End of this chapter)