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Chapter 265 Living a Life of Humiliation (Seeking Monthly Tickets)

By the time the constables finally arrived to clean up the mess, the young man—who was Zhou You—had already vanished without a trace.

In ancient times, there were no convenient gadgets like cell phones, and since all the dead were people on wanted lists, even though Zhou You had killed so many that corpses littered the ground, no one came to arrest him.

The storyteller was left staring blankly at the wreckage, and finally knelt down with a thud.

The survivor, prostrating himself in awe, exclaimed, "I've been telling stories for decades, and this is the first time I've ever seen a real deity!"

—However, this has nothing to do with Zhou You.

Although he felt much better after killing the person, he still had a troublesome matter to deal with after entering the city.

That means he seems to have nowhere to stay.

—At this very moment, right before his eyes, the innkeeper was shaking his mustache, spreading his hands, and saying with utter helplessness.

"Hey buddy, I already told you, I really don't have any rooms left. Why don't you go check out someone else's place?"

Zhou You pointed to the bustling crowd outside the door and expressed his helplessness.

"Boss, this is the fifth place I've been to. All the previous ones said they were fully booked because of the holiday. If all else fails, do you have any large dormitory-style rooms that I can make do with for one night?"

However, faced with such low requirements, the boss still said he couldn't help.

"Young man, let alone the dormitory-style room, I've even given up my own room to the guests. Right now, my men and I are all crammed into the stables. If you don't mind, I can save you a spot."

stable?

I'd rather sleep under a bridge then.

Zhou You could only shake his head and give up.

As soon as he stepped outside, the noise and hawking of vendors filled his ears.

In the blink of an eye, it was as if I had plunged into a huge vortex. The crowd was as big as a tide, and all I could see were countless heads.

This is only going to officially start tomorrow, and there are already so many people here. I've never even heard of the Goddess Houtu. What kind of deity is she?

However, just as Zhou You was scratching his head...

For some unknown reason, a commotion suddenly arose not far away.

The already crowded people surged forward in an instant, and a surging sea of ​​people rushed towards him. He only had time to shout "Holy crap!" before he was swept away from the entrance of the inn in the blink of an eye.

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.........

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It must be said that the power of the masses is truly great.

Even with Zhou You's extraordinary abilities, he couldn't withstand the vast ocean of people when he couldn't injure anyone.

When my body finally came to a stop, I looked around and found myself in front of a large vermilion gate.

Large red lanterns hung high on both sides, casting a hazy glow even in the daytime. In the middle hung a plaque with three large characters written in a flamboyant style.

Yichun Tower

Zhou You was taken aback.

That fucking chased me for a full half mile!

—Also, if I remember correctly, this was a brothel, right?

Zhou You turned to leave, but after taking only two steps, he suddenly stopped.

Wait a minute, can't we stay here too?
Moreover, speaking of which, our scripts have been filled with life-or-death battles, and although they are set in ancient times, we seem to have never seen this kind of specialty before.

Since we're already here, why don't we... go in and take a look first?

—No, we only resorted to this because we really couldn't find anywhere to stay.

Having found a reason for himself, Zhou You took a deep breath and then stepped through the door.

But to his surprise, there were no glamorous young ladies inside, nor any sycophantic pimps who would fawn over him upon meeting him.

The decorations inside the building weren't particularly flamboyant; in fact, they could be described as simple and elegant. And from the innermost room, one could faintly hear the sounds of someone playing music and singing.

Upon seeing him enter, a clerk by the counter looked up, sized him up, but didn't show any other expression; he simply smiled and greeted him.

"Sir, I'm sorry, but because it's close to the goddess's birthday, most of the girls in the brothel have gone to fill in for the parade at the temple fair. Now there are only a few courtesans playing music to entertain guests. If you want to buy pleasure, you'll probably have to come back in a few days."

Damn it, all that mental preparation I went through!

However, seeing Zhou You's disappointed expression, the servant seemed to be used to it and laughed again.

"However, sir, you should know that our courtesans here are also exceptional. Although they don't sell their bodies, many regular customers say that their skills are more exciting than selling their bodies."

Upon hearing this, Zhou You's previously dampened interest was rekindled.

How exciting is it?

"It's more exciting than you can imagine."

"Okay, then please arrange a seat for me."

Seeing that the deal was done, the servant's smile became even brighter.

"Sir, our seating for male escorts is divided into standard seats, private seats, and private rooms. Which one would you like?"

"What's the difference?"

"A standard seat costs forty coins, which is just a seat arranged behind the stage, and it has everything but nothing else. A private seat costs eighty coins, and it comes with a pot of tea and a plate of snacks. As for a private room, it costs one hundred and sixty coins. Not only does it have unlimited tea and food, but it is also very private. Although we don't have any girls available to go on stage right now, if you have a female companion, you can certainly have some fun."

So expensive!

Zhou You had spent quite a bit of time in this script and had a general idea of ​​the prices – ten coins were enough for a family to have a decent meal at a restaurant, while forty coins wouldn't even buy you a single thing.

This only made him more curious.

What kind of service is worth this price?

When Zhou You stopped talking, the servant thought he was worried about the money, and a hint of disdain finally appeared on his face, but he still continued to persuade him.

"Sir, if you are truly short of money, a regular seat will suffice; it's all here."

"But give me a side room."

".What?"

"I said, give me a private room."

As Zhou You spoke, he casually tossed out a piece of loose silver.

—He had indeed amassed a considerable fortune from various powerful figures along the way. In terms of wealth, he was the richest he had ever been in these dungeons, so he didn't mind indulging a little.

The servant quickly caught it. He looked at the man's simple robe, then at the silver in his hand, and bit it incredulously to confirm its purity—before he could speak with a broad smile.

"Alright, alright, please come this way, sir. I'll arrange a good place for you."

The waiter led Zhou You to a private room upstairs, then left with a forced smile.

To be fair, the environment here is indeed worth the price.

The railings were made of beech wood, the tables and chairs were made of rosewood, and a curtain made of bright red silk was hung high. Several small glass lamps were also carefully placed nearby.

Of course, the most eye-catching thing is the number one king-size bed in the very center.

At first glance, the bed appears to be at least ten feet wide, and could easily fit three or four people on it—one can only imagine how many absurd things the girl could do on this bed if she were still around.

"What a scoundrel!"

Zhou You shook his head, no longer thinking about the beautiful and graceful scene, and sat down on the chair by the railing, then looked down at it.

Although it couldn't compare to the fully booked inns, there were still quite a few people sitting below. However, there were only two girls dressed in palace attire playing the zither on the platform. To be fair, the music was quite good, but what did that have to do with being exciting?

However, seeing that everyone else was waiting quietly, Zhou You wasn't in a hurry. Instead, he picked up a pastry and slowly chewed it.

Before long, the melodious and elegant music gradually subsided, and then the strings suddenly paused, the melody abruptly becoming ambiguous. The audience below the stage, as if they had been waiting impatiently, all watched this scene with bated breath, and a few even stood up involuntarily.

However, no one made a sound.

Then, the platform suddenly sank down, and a slender pillar rose up from it—it looked like several people below had lifted it up together. On top of it stood a woman dressed in a thin veil, hooking one leg around the pillar, smiling charmingly.

Is it possible?
Zhou You looked completely bewildered, and like the others in the audience, he instinctively grabbed the railing and stood up.

Sure enough, the woman winked at the people below, then hooked one arm and one leg around the table and suddenly spun around—

As the light gauze flutters, although no key parts are visible, one can still glimpse a delicate, warm, and jade-like whiteness.

as predicted.

I can't believe I'm seeing pole dancing in ancient times!

Zhou You felt for a moment that the money was well spent—this thing is not rare in modern times, but you have to know that this is ancient times. Although the exact time is unknown, it is at least hundreds or thousands of years ago!
In ancient times, how many people would have been willing to fight tooth and nail to get a chance to watch a pole dance performance?
Looking around, one could see that the woman was as light as a swallow, using only that thin piece of wood as a fulcrum to dance in mid-air—then, whether intentionally or accidentally, a piece of gauze from her shoulder suddenly fell to the ground.

The audience instantly erupted in a chorus of swallowing sounds.

Could it be that this has been combined with another classic bar dance?

However, just as Zhou You couldn't help but look over, a loud 'bang' suddenly came from the wall next to them.

—Accompanying this was a man's heavy breathing and a woman's hysterical scream.

While it wasn't quite a fright, it did dampen my initial enthusiasm considerably.

He didn't want to pay attention, but to his surprise, the situation in the next room not only didn't calm down, but escalated even further.

In the end, the impact became like a demolition, causing people to become truly annoyed and disturbed.

Well, I can't watch this show anymore.

Zhou You sighed, then stood up and went straight to the next room, intending to persuade the illicit couple to calm down and not disturb the peace.

But just as he knocked on the door a few times, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

The door is unlocked.

—No, if you're going to get things done, can you please not make such a big fuss?
He looked around and saw that the servant had disappeared, so he could only mutter "don't look at what is improper" and push him away.

"Hey bro, sorry about that, but you guys are making way too much noise. Could you please stop?"

But the words suddenly stopped.

It's not that he saw anything indescribable.

No.
That's actually not wrong.

In this very room, on that identical large bed, a group of men and women were engaging in sexual activity.

Everything is normal.

Apart from
The man and woman had already become zombies.

Right before Zhou You's eyes, there were only two pairs of highly decomposed corpses pressed together. Even though outsiders had already entered, the fierce hand-to-hand combat had not stopped.

The man's panting and the woman's cries merged together to create a strange and grotesque melody.

then.

There was a loud 'snap'.

Something that had been rotting completely broke off.

Even so, the actions of both sides did not stop, and instead became even more intense, accompanied by foul-smelling pus and blood.

—What the hell is this?!

Zhou You had seen many things before—strange, bizarre, cruel—but he had never seen anything so eerie.

The feeling was like a painting created with the excrement of a severely mentally ill person; it was enough to make one want to vomit at first glance.

My initial excitement about watching the pole dancing vanished instantly, and the next moment, I had Duanxie in my hands.

However, at that moment, the man's corpse suddenly turned its head and glanced at Zhou You.

It contains a multitude of emotions: naked desire, profound pain, and tormented despair.
It came from nowhere, filled with an overwhelming, ecstatic frenzy.

Then.

The figures of the man and woman leaped towards Zhou You!

Without any hesitation, Duan Xie was drawn and slashed down—

With a flash of the sword, the two bodies were severed in two at the same time, and then fell to the ground with a thud.

It was easily solved. However, Zhou You frowned slightly.

In the brief moment they brushed past each other, he also sensed a life force within those two individuals.

Just like the people from the Demon Suppression Division before, they possessed the vitality of living people!

—What the hell is this script?

Zhou You originally thought it was just an exception, but it seems like it's the same everywhere.
He even said that he could encounter such a thing if he decided to visit a brothel and listen to music on a whim!
However, at that moment, it seemed that the commotion had finally alerted the shopkeeper, as someone gently knocked on the slightly ajar door.

—It's that same servant from before.

"Hey, gentlemen! What are you doing? Someone just said it's too noisy here and told me to be quiet. If you don't listen, I'll call the police!"

Zhou You stared at the two corpses on the ground, first putting away the Broken Evil, and then walked over to open the door.

When the servant saw that the person who came out was Zhou You, he was stunned for a moment.

"Excuse me, sir, what are you doing here?"

Before he could finish asking, Zhou You interrupted him.

"Never mind why I'm here. I'm asking you, do you know the two people in this house?"

The servant replied, bewildered.

"How could I recognize them? As you know, the Changsheng Temple in the city is holding a birthday celebration for the Goddess Houtu and some kind of Buddhist ceremony, so there are quite a few unfamiliar faces here, including these two."

"When you received them, were they normal men and women? Nothing seemed amiss?"

Upon hearing this, the servant was even more confused.

"Sir, what exactly do you mean? If they aren't a normal couple, are they some kind of normal gay couple? And you haven't told me yet, what are you doing here?"

Zhou You looked at the face that was indeed genuine, shook his head, and then stepped aside.

"Never mind, just come in and see for yourself."

The servant looked at Zhou You as if he were crazy, but in the end he scratched his head and went into the house.

But the next moment, he couldn't help but scream.

however.

It was not fear, but anger.

"Damn, do these guys have no sense of public decency? How could they leave two piles of garbage here?"

what?
Zhou You suddenly turned his head and looked in that direction.

Where are the remains of the corpses that were just killed?

There were only two piles of completely rotten flesh.

　Thank you JMxamal for the generous donation of 1500+500+7204 points, and for the large number of monthly tickets you've given me.

　　I will add two more chapters for you later.

　　However, due to the drastic drop in temperature, almost below zero, I've caught a cold recently and am not feeling well. I might be able to make up for the missed chapters in a few days. But I will try my best to catch up on the extra chapters I owe as soon as possible. I'm sorry to both of you.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)