This humble Taoist priest wants to take the college entrance exam.

Chapter 119 Big Data is Amazing!

Seeing that Wen Zhixia was sleeping soundly, Chen Shi'an did not wake her up.

Unfortunately, the little cicadas were restless even in their sleep. While Chen Shi'an was engrossed in watching the movie, he suddenly felt a damp patch of fabric soaking through his school uniform short-sleeved shirt, leaving his arm feeling cool and damp...

The shoulder, which had been pressed against the girl's soft cheek, was slightly warm, making the coolness all the more noticeable.

Chen Shi'an quickly turned his head to look.

It turns out Wen Zhixia was drooling...

She was fast asleep, and as she leaned against his arm, her face was pressed against his, causing her mouth to open slightly. After leaning against him like this for a while, a glistening drop of sweat fell from the corner of her soft lips and landed right on his school uniform.

Chen Shi'an couldn't hold back any longer and quickly nudged the little head on his shoulder to wake her up.

"Little cicada."

"Little cicada—"

"Wake up—!"

Just as Chen Shi'an was about to reach out and pinch her little nose, Wen Zhixia finally slowly opened her hazy eyes.

Chen Shi'an's outstretched hand froze, and Wen Zhixia looked at him in a daze.

An eerie silence fell, broken only by the sound of a movie playing in the living room.

A strange blush crept onto the girl's cheeks, her hazy eyes cleared, and her pupils trembled slightly...

Wen Zhixia acted quickly. After waking up, she immediately hugged the blanket in her arms to shield herself and moved her little bottom to quickly distance herself from him.

Then, with a wary look on his face, he asked:
"What...what are you trying to do by reaching out your hand?"

"You even asked me what I wanted to do? What are you doing? You're sleeping like a little pig, and you're drooling all over my arm."

As soon as Chen Shi'an said this, the girl's cheeks flushed red as if scalding hot water had been poured over them, from the tips of her ears to her jawline, and even her neck.

She hurriedly raised her hand to wipe the corner of her mouth, the lingering moisture still clinging to it. The cool touch on her skin made her head buzz, and she instinctively slurped a mouthful like she was eating noodles before belatedly realizing what she had done…

As if possessed, she raised the back of her hand and gently sniffed it.

This completely cemented her place on the pillar of shame. The faint scent lingering around her nose made her cheeks flush crimson, almost to the point of bleeding, and even her ears burned hot.

A wave of shame washed over her, and Wen Zhixia let out a strange cry. Barefoot, she ran to the bathroom, closed the door, and then... who knows what she did inside...

When she came out, her little hands and face were wet, obviously she had washed her face.

The person finally came to their senses.

Ahhhhh!

I promised to bring that stinky Taoist priest over to watch a movie, but we barely watched the movie. I even fell asleep on his shoulder and drooled all over him...

Now the stinky Taoist priest really has become a stinky Taoist priest!
Just as Wen Zhixia was thinking about how to salvage her shattered image, she saw Chen Shi'an pinching the cuff of his school uniform, looking as if he was about to smell it...

The girl's breath, which she had just managed to catch, caught in her throat, and her eyes widened in shock.

She rushed over almost reflexively, reaching out her still-damp little hand to firmly press down on Chen Shi'an's wrist, which was gripping the cuff of his school uniform.

"Don't look!! Don't smell!!"

Anyone who has ever drooled in their sleep knows what that smells like. As a girl with a sweet scent, Wen Zhixia would never allow Chen Shi'an to smell such a scent.

Forgetting whether they were being too intimate, the girl, blushing and dizzy, knelt on the sofa. She covered Chen Shi'an's mouth and nose with one hand, preventing him from breathing, and then took the pack of tissues from the coffee table with the other hand, tearing them out one by one and haphazardly wiping the damp stains on his shoulder and the cuffs of his school uniform...

"I don't want to smell it! Don't cover my nose, I can't breathe! Give me some air..."

I hope you shut up!

Before long, Chen Shi'an's cuffs were covered in tissue scraps.

Wen Zhixia rubbed his cuff with her fingers to wipe away the drool, but when she leaned closer to smell it, her expression froze again.

"You, you take off your clothes...!"

"What are you doing?"

"Let me help you wash it..."

"Never mind, I'll wash myself in a bit."

"hurry up!!"

Seeing that Chen Shi'an wouldn't take off his clothes, Wen Zhixia, like a cornered kitten, reached out her little hand and started to tug at his clothes.

"Stop messing around, someone's coming up."

"Who would believe that? Hurry up and tell me!"

"I mean it."

The mortified girl didn't believe his lies and was about to pull his clothes off when the living room door clicked open.

Wen Zhixia's expression and movements froze instantly.

She remained kneeling on the sofa, her hands lifting Chen Shi'an's school uniform, stiffly turning her neck like a wooden doll, slowly turning her head...

"Auntie...?"

"...Zhizhi, what are you doing?"

"Let's watch a movie... dust it off..."

Wen Zhixia no longer had time to consider how credible her words were in her aunt's eyes; she just wanted to die.

She released one of her small hands that was clutching Chen Shi'an's school uniform, then lifted it up and vigorously brushed the dust off him!

clap clap clap!
Li Yimei looked at the dimly lit living room, then at the sofa that had been unfolded into a bed, and then at the strange posture of the two people in school uniforms on the sofa... Is this how you watch a movie?

If it weren't for the fact that their clothes were relatively neat and the boy in front of her looked calm and composed, Li Yimei would have really suspected that they were doing something outrageous.

"Auntie."

Chen Shi'an smiled and stood up to greet Li Yimei. "Shi'an's here?"

"Yes, in the morning I went cycling at Mangrove Lake with Xiaozhi and a few friends, and then in the afternoon I came to my aunt's house to watch a movie."

"I heard Zhizhi mention it. I even said she went cycling early this morning!"

With the elders coming in, Chen Shi'an was clearly much more sensible and at ease than Wen Zhixia, as if Wen Zhixia were the guest.

The living room was dimly lit. Chen Shi'an pressed the remote control to pause the movie, then walked to the balcony and opened the blackout curtains. Instantly, the living room became bright, dispelling any strange thoughts that might have been lingering.

Li Yimei had a very good impression of Chen Shi'an, and could tell that her little niece definitely had feelings for him.

If it were another two years, her aunt would probably still be eager to play matchmaker, but since they're both still young, she just turns a blind eye to many things...

She saw it clearly just now: Wen Zhixia kept tugging at Chen Shi'an's clothes...

What are you doing!
Don't think your aunt is blind!
Fortunately, it's not the other way around.

If Chen Shi'an keeps tugging at Wen Zhixia's clothes, she, as her aunt, will have to go to the kitchen and get a cleaver.

"Auntie, please have a seat. Would you like to watch a movie together?"

"Hey, I don't understand any of these foreign movies, you guys can enjoy them."

Li Yimei walked over with a smile and placed a plate of washed fruit on the coffee table. "I came up here to bring you some fruit to eat. I was just taking a nap."

"Thank you auntie."

"Zhizhi, where's Qingqing?"

"She went out to play with her classmates..."

When her aunt asked, Wen Zhixia, who had been invisible for a while, finally spoke. The girl sat obediently on the sofa, and even though the movie had stopped, she was still staring at the screen.

Li Yimei suddenly ran up, partly to deliver fruit and partly as part of her routine patrol.

Seeing that apart from the strange scene when the door was opened, there was nothing else that would 'startle her aunt,' Li Yimei was finally relieved.

"Shi'an, it's almost five o'clock. I'll go cook dinner in a bit, and you and Zhizhi can eat at home before going to evening self-study!"

"Okay, thank you, Auntie. Is there anything I can help you with?"

"It's alright, it's alright. Our family is so lively. Shi'an, don't be shy later. Auntie won't bother you any longer. You can continue watching the movie. Zhizhi, call Qingqing back for dinner later."

"Oh, well..."

Li Yimei popped up briefly, then turned and left to go downstairs to prepare dinner.

Only after the door closed did Wen Zhixia finally breathe a long sigh of relief.

Turning his head, he stared at Chen Shi'an again.

"Take your clothes off right now!!"

……

In all his years, apart from his master washing his clothes when he was a child, this was the first time that someone else had washed his clothes, and it was such a sweet and youthful girl.

Wen Zhixia took Chen Shi'an's school uniform and washed it in the bathroom. Since she would have to wear it again later, she only washed the cuffs.

She held the cuffs of her school uniform with her small hands to prevent the rest of the uniform from getting wet. Instead of using laundry detergent, she used a more fragrant shower gel to wash herself.

She washed it clean, wrung out the water from her cuffs, and brought it to her nose to smell. The fragrant scent was exactly the same as what she was wearing, and she was finally satisfied.

However, the water continued to spread along the fibers of the school uniform, and the entire cuff was definitely wet, as were the fabric on the shoulders and chest.

Wen Zhixia took out a hairdryer and slowly dried him little by little.

"It's okay, I'll just shake it and it'll dry."

"How can it dry after just shaking? You'll catch a cold if you wear this!"

"Oh ho, you're blaming me now?"

"Then, since you didn't wake me up when I was asleep, whose fault is it if not you..."

"I sleep like a little pig myself, just because I'm worried you didn't get enough sleep in the morning, so I want you to sleep in a little longer."

You're the pig!

Chen Shi'an, shirtless, was eating an apple and standing at the bathroom door watching her do laundry.

Wen Zhixia glanced back, her pretty face flushed, and then turned back again, but she couldn't help glancing at him out of the corner of her eye.

It has to be said that this Taoist priest has a really good physique. He looks very thin, but after taking off his clothes, he has very obvious muscle lines. And they are not the kind of big muscles that are built up by working out, but rather tighter and smoother muscles, like lines that possess both agile speed and amazing explosive power.

After a while, Wen Zhixia finally dried his school uniform and brought it to his nose to smell it again.

"...Stop smelling my school uniform all the time, it looks weird," Chen Shi'an said with a strange expression.

"Shut up. Who cares to smell your school uniform!"

Wen Zhixia tossed the dried school uniform onto him, and Chen Shian caught it before putting it back on.

The movie isn't over yet; only the last little bit remains.

Wen Zhixia had lost interest in watching the movie, while Chen Shi'an returned to the sofa, pressed play, and continued watching with great interest.

While watching the movie, I heard the sound of a girl's short video on her phone next to me:

Fresh saliva is actually tasteless, and because it contains lysozyme and mucin, it can even slightly inhibit bacterial growth. However, when exposed to air, the reduced moisture leads to an increased bacterial concentration and activity; furthermore, the oxygen in the air alters the bacteria's metabolism, for example, some bacteria break down proteins in food into sulfur-containing compounds...
Chen Shi'an turned and glanced at her.

The girl pretended not to know and continued playing the science video on her own.

"What? You mean you want me to stop disliking your saliva?" Chen Shi'an asked directly.

"...How am I supposed to know why Douyin pushed this science video to my phone? Big data is amazing!"

Wen Zhixia was embarrassed and gave an irrelevant answer, quickly turning off the screen.

(End of this chapter)