Ultraman: Invincible from Saving Tiga.

Chapter 326 Gradually Improving Corpse Disposal Skills

He felt that trying to reason with the bird was itself a very unreasonable thing to do.

For these kinds of unruly kids, physical education is definitely the most direct approach.

"Okay, I understand."

Lin Yu slowly stood up, clenched his fist, and his knuckles made a crisp cracking sound.

"It seems you need something deeper, a teaching that can be etched into your soul."

He raised his hand, and a simple, unadorned fist, without even a trace of energy fluctuation, landed lightly on the top of the bird's head.

thump.

There was a muffled sound.

The bird's two large eyes instantly turned into the shape of mosquito coils, its body went limp, and it fell straight backward, landing on its back with its four legs in the air, motionless.

"Ugh."

Lin Yu withdrew his fist and let out a long sigh.

He felt that his identity had been changing ever since he came into this world.

One minute he's a savior, the next a charlatan, then the boss of an Ultraman gang, and now he's even taken on the role of the headmaster of a cosmic brat.

This is nothing.

He shook his head, turned around, and prepared to leave this troublesome place and return to Earth to check on the situation.

However, in the instant he turned around...

The shell-like bird behind them, which should have been "fainted," quietly and slowly opened one eye.

It cautiously glanced at Lin Yu's back and realized that he seemed to be really leaving. A hint of relief at surviving a disaster flashed in its eyes.

But just as it was about to quietly get up and slip away...

Lin Yu's calm voice rang in its ears without warning.

"If you dare to move, I'll roast your wings."

The shell-bird's body froze instantly, its newly opened eye snapped shut, and it continued to maintain its upside-down position, playing dead even more diligently, even sticking out its tongue with great professionalism.

Lin Yu didn't turn his head, but his lips twitched violently.

These monsters, how come they're all such good actors?
He now seriously suspects that the Gatanothor girl in his party might also be doing this kind of thing behind his back.

She's well-behaved and quiet when I'm around, but she runs around like a husky when I'm not. After all, that girl really likes to turn things she likes into crystals and then cuddle them while sleeping.

And they also like to eat random things!
However, we still need to teach this little monster a lesson, even though it hasn't done anything wrong.

Lin Yu stared expressionlessly at the miniature shell-like bird on the ground, which was pretending to be dead and foaming at the mouth. He felt that during his interstellar trip, fighting only accounted for 30%, while the remaining 70% was spent cleaning up the messes of these troublesome cosmic creatures.

He slowly squatted down, extended two fingers, and lifted the shell bird by the tuft of soft feathers behind its neck, as if picking up a chick, and brought it up in front of him.

"Stop pretending."

Lin Yu's voice was calm and even, "If you keep pretending, I'll throw you into a star and turn you into a roasted bird."

The miniature bird, the juvenile form of the cosmic monster Bemstar, shuddered violently, its two mosquito-coil eyes instantly regaining their clarity as it stared in terror at the magnified Ultraman face before it.

"grumble!"

It emitted ingratiating calls and flapped its two small wings frantically, trying to appear harmless.

"Now, I'm going to set some rules for you." Lin Yu ignored its cuteness and spoke in a serious tone, as if he were announcing interstellar laws.

"First, you are not allowed to eat anything that is alive, no matter how good it looks or how delicious it is, whether it can run or talk."

Bemstein tilted his head, seemingly trying to understand the complex concept of "life".

Seeing its foolish expression, Lin Yu knew it was a waste of time to try and reason with it. He changed his approach to something more direct: "Anything that moves, you're not allowed to eat. Understand?"

Bemstein nodded frantically.

"Secondly," Lin Yu continued, "anything made of moving objects, things that light up, heat up, or make noise, like that big iron ring from earlier, is also off-limits."

He paused, then added, "Unless their owners don't want them anymore, throw them away, or they break, then you can barely be a space junk collector."

Bemstein nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

"Third, and most importantly." Lin
Yu's eyes turned extremely dangerous. "If I find out that you have violated the first two rules, I will find you no matter where you run in the universe, and then sew that mouth on your abdomen shut."

As he spoke, he made a needle-threading motion with his fingers.

Bemstar was so frightened that its feathers bristled, and the pentagonal mouth on its abdomen instinctively tightened, letting out a mournful "chirp".

"Very good, it seems you understood." Lin Yu nodded in satisfaction.

He smeared something on the ground, and the invisible psychic power eventually formed a small Tiga statue, which he then flicked with his finger and instantly sank into Bemstar's body.

This is a spatial beacon; no matter where the bird goes, Lin Yu can pinpoint its location with a single thought.

Of course, it also has other uses.

It's a really clever little tool.

[Ding~ Corpse disposal +1]

After doing all this, Lin Yu grabbed Bemstar by the neck and walked to the edge of the asteroid.

He looked up at the boundless universe, took a deep breath, and assumed a standard discus thrower's stance.

"Alright, the educational session is over."

He lifted Bemstein high in the air and said, "It's extracurricular time now. Go as far away as you can."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly exerted force with his arm, throwing the poor Bemstein like a baseball into a random direction deep into space.

"grumble--!"

With a scream that grew ever more distant, filled with despair and grievance, Bemstar transformed into a tiny speck of light and vanished instantly at the edge of the starry sea.

Lin Yu clapped his hands and let out a long sigh of relief, feeling utterly exhausted.

First it was Mechanical Island, then Greiza, and now Bemstein.

Today's shift was a bit too strenuous.

"Go home, I must go home."

He rubbed his throbbing temples. "If we don't go back soon, Camilla might just tear the Earth apart."

He couldn't even imagine what kind of chaotic scene the earth would be in while he was away.

The next second, his figure transformed into a streak of light, tearing through space, and rushing back towards that blue planet with an air of longing.

……

At the same time, on Earth, in Tokyo Bay.

With a final, deafening explosion, the last synthetic beast, formed from the fusion of the Sphere and the seabed silt, was struck simultaneously by a golden bolt of lightning and a jet-black whip of light. It couldn't even withstand it for a second before being instantly vaporized into its most primitive particles.

A sea breeze blew by, carrying a faint smell of ozone and a barely perceptible scent of gunpowder in the air.

The coastline, which had been in chaos due to the arrival of the Sphia and Chaos viruses, was now almost too clean.

There wasn't even a decent piece of trash left.

(End of this chapter)