Reborn as a female internet celebrity in a county town

Chapter 139 No! They all wish I were dead!
Mi Xiaofan was prepared; she handed Lin Lang a piece of red cloth.

Lin Lang chuckled and took it, covering his eyes as he said, "Teacher Yun, we need to hurry, otherwise we'll definitely get stuck in traffic when we get back to the county town."

"Don't worry, it will be quick."

After Lin Lang was blindfolded, Li Wanqing brought over a small stool with several disposable cups on it, containing some items.

Mi Xiaofan said, "Boss, there are six cups in front of you, and each cup contains something. You have to guess them all to pass the first challenge..."

How do we guess? By smelling it? Or can we taste it?

"It would be best if you could smell it, but if you can't smell it, you can taste it..."

"Then bring the thing to me..."

"Ok."

Mi Xiaofan immediately took something and held it to Lin Lang's lips.

"banana!"

"Oh right, next one!"

Mi Xiaofan changed again.

Li Wanqing, who was standing to the side, watched as Mi Xiaofan smiled and placed a piece of ginseng fruit near Lin Lang's mouth.

Actually... she was just a supporting character; all the tasks were just Mi Xiaofan playing along with Lin Lang.

Yun Yiyi had also invited her to participate in the game, but she felt it was going too far.

Moreover, she didn't understand why, even though it was Yun Yiyi's wedding, it seemed like it was just a game for Lin Lang.

"cucumber!"

"You were wrong! I'll give you one more chance."

This time, however, Mi Xiaofan directly bit into the ginseng fruit.

Lin Lang felt something near his mouth, and the taste was very mild.

It had almost no fruity aroma; the only flavor he could think of was cucumber.

I moved closer and bumped into him, so I took a bite.

However, with his eyes covered, he couldn't judge the distance at all, and only when he bit down did he realize that he seemed to have bitten someone's lips.

He has experience with this.

It feels so good to bite Bingning's lips.

This... is also very fragrant and soft.

It seems like we kissed somewhere before...

Soon, Lin Lang heard laughter beside him, "Have you figured out what it is yet?"

"Ginseng fruit?"

……

Lin Lang felt that the feeling of stealing he had been experiencing resurfaced.

In fact, he didn't know much about matters between men and women and had never tried any fancy tricks.

But Bingning led him into a pit.

For the first time, he understood why those videos of men and women seeking thrills always appeared online.

It's not for any other reason than that it's truly special. The feeling is incomparable to anything else in the world, and the stimulation to the human body is unprecedented.

After all, humans are creatures dominated by dopamine.

Many people can't even give up sugar, so it's easy to imagine how difficult it would be to quit something that stimulates dopamine secretion.

Some people enjoy traveling, partly because they like new scenery, and partly because they like new people.

Even just chatting with a stranger for a few minutes or having some physical contact can bring a strong sense of pleasure.

Freshness represents beauty.

……

After guessing a few items, Mi Xiaofan took the initiative to help Lin Lang remove the red cloth.

Then, Mi Xiaofan pulled Lin Lang aside and said, "Boss, come with me, I'll tell you the question for the second round."

After saying that, she pulled Lin Lang to the restroom.

After the two went inside and closed the door, Yun Yiyi looked at Li Wanqing and asked, "Wanqing, I originally wanted you to be the NPC for the second level, but you didn't want to."

Li Wanqing said irritably, "I don't want to be seen naked."

Yun Yiyi laughed and said, "It's not as exaggerated as you say, it's just looking at the back..."

"That's a bit too much, especially since Lin Lang already has a girlfriend."

During this period, after gaining two to three million followers, Li Wanqing had a deeper impression of Lin Lang's value.

In addition, the things Yun Yiyi would talk to her about whenever she had free time were even more revolutionary for her.

For example, Lin Lang gifted Yun Yi a villa worth three or four million yuan, plus one or two million yuan for renovations.

For example, Big Fish Media earned 30 to 40 million yuan in just one or two months.

Especially after Lin Lang turned Mi Xiaofan into a top influencer on the entire internet in a very short time, the potential for future monetization is in the hundreds of millions.

He has assets worth hundreds of millions, is young, and handsome...

It's almost impossible for her to go on a blind date with someone like that again.

A few months ago, the teacher on the internet found a rich second-generation, but the rich second-generation was over thirty years old and very ugly.

What about Lin Lang? He's a self-made millionaire!
Yun Yiyi said, "Who said he has a girlfriend? No, that's not true. It's just that other people are pursuing him, but he hasn't agreed to date them."

"Didn't agree? I heard they've already stayed at his house."

Upon hearing this, Yun Yi knew that Li Wanqing cared a lot about Lin Lang in private and had even gone out of her way to find out more.

As for herself? She had no idea whether Lin Lang had a girlfriend or not; she was just making things up.

"What does living together mean? If it were really suitable, Lin Lang's family would have already made arrangements for the wedding. There must be many things that don't work out, and it's just the woman's wishful thinking."

"That girl's family is very wealthy, and they live in Shanghai."

"That's the biggest problem. Lin Lang graduated from Shanghai. If he wanted to talk to them, he wouldn't have come back at all. Although they came here, they haven't stayed here all the time, which means they have a conflict with Lin Lang. Someone like Lin Lang definitely won't compromise easily, and his family definitely wants to find someone from our local area who knows them well, making everything easier."

"Isn't there also Mi Xiaofan?"

"But Lin Lang doesn't like Mi Xiaofan. If he did, they would have been together long ago. Wanqing, you don't have a phobia of germs, do you? Lin Lang and Mi Xiaofan have nothing going on. This game was just for fun, nothing too explicit."

"Yi Yi, I feel like you're deliberately trying to please Lin Lang."

Yun Yiyi laughed and said, "That's right. After all, whether I can make a fortune in my later years depends on whether Lin Lang is willing to give me a chance, so I definitely have to please him. Actually, having fans doesn't mean anything. The real core of Big Fish Media is its monetization methods. If traffic can't be monetized, it's worthless. Also, you've met someone as outstanding as Lin Lang. No matter who you meet in the future, you'll subconsciously compare them to Lin Lang... Do you think those superficial men who fall in love with pretty girls online can compare to Lin Lang?"

"Yi Yi, your intentions are too obvious."

Li Wanqing could easily see that Yun Yiyi was deliberately seducing her.

She's a bit like a matchmaker.

"I haven't been hiding anything. Although we've only known each other for a little over a year, we now share common interests. Of course, I want you to have a better future, so I can benefit from it too. Even that young lady from Shanghai went to great lengths to try and seduce Lin Lang back. Surely we have better judgment than her?"

……

"Boss, you drew it wrong again!" "It's clearly you who drew it wrong! I already said it was a nose, but you insisted on drawing it on the neck."

Lin Lang was drawing on Mi Xiaofan's back, while Mi Xiaofan was trying to draw it based on her own intuition.

As long as the two pictures are roughly the same in terms of recognizability, he has passed this stage.

Mi Xiaofan's smooth, white back was covered in ink marks and corrections from him, leaving behind a considerable amount of ink.

Even a wet towel can't clean it in a short time.

"I admit I was wrong, let's try again!"

"Row!"

Lin Lang drew a few more strokes on Mi Xiaofan's back, and when Mi Xiaofan was about to start, he noticed that Mi Xiaofan was already scribbling.

So he acted decisively and grabbed Mi Xiaofan's hand.

He was originally standing behind Mi Xiaofan, but now he had to stand right next to her.

This wasn't my first time meeting Mi Xiaofan; there had been many times before, even more intimate encounters than today's.

However, their natures are completely different.

It's like doing tasks in an escape room. You know the tasks are fake and meaningless, but you still get very nervous every time.

Atmosphere, immersion, starting point...

It's like how many people always like to see explicit content in serious movies and TV dramas, and always like to find plot points in films.

Finally, he finished drawing it.

"Let's go, let's go, hurry up and get out there to report, otherwise we'll waste time."

Lin Lang pulled Mi Xiaofan out of there, and then received Mi Xiaofan's personal confirmation that he had passed the test.

The third challenge is finding the wedding shoes...

The wedding shoes are inside the room; Lin Lang needs to go and find clues.

There's an inscription, but Lin Lang has to find the clues himself...

If you don't want to look for clues, you can just accept the mistake and the punishment.

The punishment was to draw lines on his face with colored pens.

Li Wanqing and Mi Xiaofan painted Lin Lang's face into a mess, successfully completing their mission.

Then, Lin Lang went out and opened the door, letting Qin Haiyang in to greet the bride.

For Lin Lang, this was not just a few novel mini-games, but more like a concrete manifestation of emotional value.

Just like how "scumbags" are particularly popular because they can provide emotional value, many people accept it even knowing they're going to be cheated on.

Lin Lang felt like he was the master of the world, with all the NPCs serving him.

Although it was just a little script that Yun Yiyi had created for herself under the pretext of the wedding, it was not something that could be openly discussed.

But the feeling is about the same.

It might not seem exciting to others, but for Lin Lang, it was as if he had completed his own story.

The only drawback is that, for various reasons, the plot has not been fully developed.

Half an hour later, the ceremony at Yun Yi's home ended, and Qin Haiyang carried Yun Yi into the car, while Lin Lang followed the two bridesmaids into the car.

His face had been washed clean, and when he came out of the bride's room, many people laughed when they saw him.

He strongly suspected that this final challenge was deliberately set up by Yun Yiyi to cover up the previous two challenges.

After all, we need to let outsiders see...

Sitting in the car, Lin Lang gained a clearer understanding of some things.

For example, he didn't understand the happiness of rich people before; we can't imagine what that means.

He earned a good salary in his previous life and knew many people who earned tens of millions a year and had assets of over 100 million.

All they want is to drive nice cars, live in nice houses, and have money to go out and have fun, and to find all kinds of beautiful women.

But the essence of those things is that they are spending their own money to enjoy themselves.

And every time, they're after their money.

Those who serve them are probably unwilling in their hearts.

But for some people, there's no need to put up any bargaining chips at all, let alone clearly state how much money they'll be offered each time. Yet, others still have to do their best, afraid of not doing things well in the slightest.

Lin Lang not only didn't spend a penny, but he was also able to continue making money from them.

As long as you have enough money and power, the whole world is a stage in your eyes, and everyone is an NPC serving you. Moreover, you have a high degree of freedom and can develop it as you please.

The happiness of the rich is truly unimaginable; I'm still a long way from being truly wealthy.

After arriving at the hotel, Qin Haiyang took Yun Yiyi to her room, while Lin Lang took Mi Xiaofan and Li Wanqing to the hotel for breakfast.

He Qiang came over shortly after we started eating.

They ate until around nine o'clock. Lin Lang and He Qiang went to the Peony Hall, while Mi Xiaofan and Li Wanqing went to find Yun Yiyi. They parted ways in the elevator.

The relatives of the Qin family and Yun Yi's family were all gathered here, with each family occupying a separate area on both sides of the stage.

There wasn't much communication between the two sides. Lin Lang glanced at him and asked, "President He, which side would you like to sit on?"

"Of course I'll sit with Teacher Yun's family. I'm not familiar with the Qin family."

As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Dong walked over with a stiff expression.

He said, "President He, Manager Lin, please sit here. We've reserved seats for you. President Shen is here too."

He Qiang said with a smile, "Then I'll have to trouble you, President Qin."

He was very happy, even though he was still losing money in the Tianshui duck industry, even more than before.

But before, nobody treated him like a human being at all.

It was a very pleasant collaboration with Lin Lang. He didn't take too much of the profits and was willing to leave some for him.

Most importantly, Lin Lang is never arrogant, no matter what.

Even now, he still refuses to call himself "brother".

Soon, led by Qin Dong, the two arrived at a relatively spacious dining table, which had only eight seats. Shen Xingnan had already arrived.

Seeing He Qiang and Lin Lang approaching, Shen Xingnan stood up with a smile and greeted them.

Qin Dong said a few words briefly, then left under the pretext of having something to do.

After Qin Dong left, Shen Xingnan spoke up, "President He, I've heard about your situation. Being able to bid for Tianshui Duck Industry three times must mean you're very confident about taking it over. However, today is a joyous occasion for the Qin family, so I hope President He will show some leniency."

Qin Dong had just spoken to him, hoping he could sound out He Qiang's opinion. After all, Qin Dong couldn't directly discuss these matters with He Qiang, and He Qiang listened to Shen Xingnan and always regarded Shen Xingnan as his idol.

He Qiang said with a smile, "Does President Shen want to get involved? I'll always save a share for President Shen, no matter what."

Shen Xingnan waved his hand, "I would like to, but I really don't have the money. Anyway, I hope President He can give me some face and leave me some room to maneuver."

He Qiang didn't respond, but looked at Lin Lang and asked, "Brother, what do you think?"

Lin Lang chuckled and said, "Did anyone leave you any leeway back then, Mr. He?"

No! They all wish I were dead!

(End of this chapter)