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Chapter 270 Car Accident New Player

In the suburbs, a car speeds along a highway at night.

"I can't drive, and I'm speeding on the highway by myself. My car locks up and the brakes fail. How can I save myself? Please advise."

Ji Yi sent the message to Miss Cat.

I remember she was a very good driver, so she should have a way to solve this, right?
Thinking about it, Ji Yi wiped the bloodstains off the screen: "That's the downside of this gun being so powerful. Its destructive power is so high that it saturates and splatters brain matter all over my face."

[AAA Brand Design]: "Break the window, jump into the river."

Her reply was quick and brief.

"That's an idea. Let me see if there's a lake nearby."

Ji Yi gripped the steering wheel while checking the map software.

"Damn, why is the nearest river so far away?"

By the time Ji Yi escaped danger and saved herself, Zhang Tianyi had already gotten away.

Hehehe~ Haha~

Just then, Ji Yi heard the Red Infant Ghost in the back seat of the car laughing happily.

Ji Yi then noticed that the brat had actually disobeyed orders and crawled out of the backpack on his own, licking the brain matter and blood that had stained the car seat.

"Huh? Come to think of it, how could someone as extraordinary as me be killed by such a petty trick?"

Ji Yi put her fashionable flip-flops back on and then gave the order to the Red Infant Ghost: "You, crawl inside and destroy the engine."

The Red Infant Ghost seemed not to understand, tilting its head and looking at Ji Yi with great confusion.

"You brat, can't you even understand such simple words?"

Ji Yi began to lecture: "The so-called engine, as the name suggests, is the machine that starts this lump of iron. It must be very hot and make a buzzing sound. You just need to break that thing."

The Red Infant Ghost's expression remained puzzled.

"This kid, Ji Ba, is he the son of a delinquent from vocational school?"

Ji Yi immediately went online, searched for the car model and its structural diagram, and studied them for a while, stroking her chin:

"Oh~ so that's how cars work. Hmm, I don't understand."

As a complete car idiot, Ji Yi was utterly lacking in theoretical knowledge. So much so that while Chi Ying Gui, who was watching from the sidelines, suddenly realized something and crawled into the car, Ji Yi was still studying the car's structure.

"Huh? The car has slowed down?"

Ji Yi noticed that the surrounding scenery was moving at a slower and slower speed, and the car was slowly moving forward due to inertia.

Meanwhile, the Red Infant Ghost returned to the back seat of the car, clapping its little hands and laughing.

Ji Yi turned her head, looked at the strange, bright red baby, and after a long while, managed to squeeze out a compliment:
"That's right, this one is smarter than a dog."

Ji Yi closed the search engine and opened Miss Cat's chat window:
"It's resolved, everything is fine."

The other party replied quickly: "What are you doing? I saw you're wanted by the police, you're not replying to my messages."

Sensing the other person's worry, Ji Yi patiently explained:

"There will always be some risks when you go on business trips, don't worry. Besides, you are in Yangnan City and Dachang City. Even if you wanted to take a special flight to help me, there wouldn't be enough time."

Miss Cat: "Hehe, Mr. Giba is really deluding himself. If I were ever threatened with my life, I would definitely abandon him and leave. What's that saying again? 'Husbands and wives are birds of the same forest.'"

Ji Yi: "?"

It seems that Miss Cat is quite confident that Ji Yi can solve the problem on her own.

Indeed, in this world, they are probably the people who know each other's strengths and weaknesses best, so there's no need for them to be sentimental or worry about each other's safety.

Thinking of this, Ji Yi smiled knowingly.

then
A soft "bang" was heard from the front of the car.

The taxi, moving slowly by inertia, collided with a car parked on the side of the road on a deserted suburban highway.

"Ok?"

Ji Yi looked up and saw that the taxi's last bit of power had been intercepted by the pinkish-purple sports car in front of her.

"Damn it! Does he even know how to drive?!"

A man's angry curse erupted from the other side, but strangely, the other party did not immediately open the car door and rush out.

Instead, there was a rustling sound from the car, and a man and a woman got out. Their clothes were disheveled, and the man had several lipstick marks on his neck.

"Oh~ we've run into someone playing a vehicle battle in the wild."

Ji Yi seemed to be deep in thought. She wiped the blood off her face again and got out of the car.

He said calmly and composedly:

"I'm sorry, my car broke down. I can fully compensate you for the damage."

"Pay?! Can you even afford to pay?! Look at your clothes, look at the beat-up taxi you drive, you want to pay?! Bah!"

The man persisted, "Even with all your junk and your beat-up car combined, it wouldn't be enough to buy just one wheel of my sports car!"

"Hehehe~"

The Crimson Infant Ghost climbed out of the car window and sat on the roof, laughing as it stared at the man as if he were a toy.

The man shivered and said, "Hiss, it's getting cold so fast when it gets dark. Linlin, go get my coat."

"Okay, I'll go get it." The woman returned to her car.

Ji Yi glanced at the Crimson Infant Ghost, then at the head-exploded corpse in the car, and then at the gun in his hand.

From an ordinary person's perspective, these things are automatically filtered out.

On the one hand, it certainly won't cause trouble; on the other hand, if trouble does come, it's difficult to create a deterrent effect, right?

Ji Yi remained polite:

"I told you, I can compensate you for your losses, so there's no need for our conversation to be so heated."

"Pah!" The man was unmoved. "Pay? How the hell are you going to pay for a car that cost over 20 million in full? You country bumpkin who drives a taxi, I'll make you pay!"

Seemingly emboldened by the insults, the man immediately raised his fist, ready to strike Ji Yi.

However, to Ji Yi, this movement was surprisingly slow. The long-term high-speed training had forced Ji Yi's visual dynamic nerves to be developed to almost their limit.

"boom!"

Ji Yi caught the opponent's fist steadily and gripped the opponent's wrist tightly:
"I never thought that one day, this kind of old-fashioned urban drama plot would happen to me. Hmm. You know what's missing now? A few more audience members shouting in shock, and a female lead who secretly has feelings for me. That would be perfect."

Ignoring Ji Yi's flirtatious words, the man tried to break free from Ji Yi, only to find that Ji Yi's grip was extremely strong, making his wrist ache. The two were not evenly matched in terms of strength.

And just then.

"what!!!"

The woman named Linlin, holding her coat, pointed at the roof of the taxi with a terrified expression: "There's a ghost!!"

After she finished shouting, she saw Ji Yi covered in blood and brain tissue, and then smelled the stench of a corpse, which made her stomach churn.

His legs immediately went weak, and he knelt on the ground and vomited.

"Linlin, what did you suddenly shout? You almost startled me! Let go!"

The man wanted to go over and check, but almost forgot that his arm was still being held tightly, so he immediately yelled at Ji Yi again.

"Hmm, with that level of intelligence, you wouldn't even survive the beginner level in a dungeon."

Ji Yi's words were rendered meaningless when they reached the man's ears, but the woman seemed to have heard them clearly.

Releasing the man's arm, Ji Yi looked at the fallen woman with interest. She hadn't been able to see the Crimson Infant Ghost just moments ago, so how did she suddenly see it again? Had her cognitive barrier been removed?
It doesn't make sense. If it's really gone, why can't this man still see it?

Could it be that this woman has just become a player?
It is highly likely, and there is no rule stating that one must participate in the beginner dungeon to be considered a player.

Perhaps the player's identity was already chosen before entering the instance. Ji Yi stumbled upon the process of an ordinary person becoming a player by sheer chance.

Thinking of this, Ji Yi pulled out the pistol from his waist.

"boom!"

A shot hit the pavement next to the woman.

"Ah!!! No, no, don't kill me! I'm sorry! We were wrong!"

The woman, who hadn't said a single word to Ji Yi from beginning to end, burst into tears and begged for mercy.

"Who wants to kill you? Would he dare!"

The man showed no fear and comforted Linlin at the same time:

"This is a society governed by the rule of law. So what if he's good at fighting? This is a place where people value relationships and power. Him? He'd kill someone? Humph!"

Upon hearing this, Linlin looked at the man with an astonished gaze, seemingly incredulous, her eyes conveying a sense of disbelief as if he were mentally challenged.

"He wasn't chosen to be a player, so he can't see my gun or this ghost doll."

As Ji Yi spoke, she pointed to the top of the taxi without even looking behind her.

But then, he felt a weight on his shoulder. The Crimson Infant Ghost was sitting on Ji Yi's shoulder, staring at the man and woman opposite him with a sinister smile.

'Tsk, it's starting to disobey orders again. This Crimson Infant Ghost is ultimately a dangerous and eerie summon.'

Ji Yi thought to herself, then continued to explain to Linlin:

"This man won't hear what I'm saying either, because it's a cognitive barrier. Ordinary people can't understand or perceive the game in any way. When you can see and hear, it means you've also become a player."

As Ji Yi spoke, she pointed the gun at the man:

"I'm really busy right now, I hope you understand. Next, if you don't get rid of this idiot boyfriend of yours within three minutes, I'm going to shoot him dead."

"so."

"Get lost!" Before Ji Yi could finish speaking, Linlin shoved the man away and cursed, "You short, disgusting, pretentious bastard, what are you doing all day long, barking like a dog?"

man:"?"

Ji Yi: "?"

Linlin continued to curse: "I've had enough of you disgusting man! Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror? If it weren't for your money, who would want to date you? Just looking at you makes me want to vomit!"

"And you think I can't tell this car is rented? Pshaw! I saw the rental company text me when I took your clothes. So you're pretending to be rich when you're broke?"

As she spoke, she forced her weak legs to stand up and took a few steps to Ji Yi's side:
"I fell in love with this guy at first sight. He's way more handsome than you. Get out of here right now, I don't want to see you again!"

The man was stunned when his secret was exposed. He looked at Ji Yi, and his expression immediately turned ferocious and angry.

"You damn bitch! You think I spent so much money renting this car to trick you into coming out?! You fucking ungrateful bastard!"

He took a few steps forward and raised his hand to hit Linlin.

But just as his hand fell...

"Click."

The man's arm fell to the ground.

He stared in astonishment at his empty right arm, not even letting out a scream, completely unaware of what had happened.

"Hehehe~ So fun."

The Red Infant Demon's sinister laughter rang out, and it leaped up and grabbed the man's leg.

"Click, click-click-click."

Another sound rang out, and the opponent's thigh was twisted into a pretzel, while the Crimson Infant Ghost became even more crimson.

Ji Yi frowned, and Linlin covered her mouth in horror.

An ordinary girl living in a peaceful modern era had never seen such a scene before; it was like experiencing a nightmare for her.

"Click, click, click."

The sound of flesh and bone breaking continued for two minutes before stopping.

The Red Infant Demon seemed to have tired of playing, and lay down in the pool of blood and fell fast asleep.

Seeing this, Ji Yi went back to the back of the taxi, took out his backpack, wiped the Red Infant Ghost's body clean, and put it in the bag.

“Your ability to react is quite good, but what just happened was an accident, not my intention.”

“Hmm.” Linlin calmed down surprisingly. “I was half sincere just now. Actually, my actions didn’t drive him away, which led to this result.”

Hmm? Half of it is from the heart, which half?
Is it genuine dissatisfaction with this man, or genuine love at first sight for her?
Without thinking twice, Ji Yi got into the passenger seat of the sports car.

"Can you drive?"

Linlin was stunned for a moment upon hearing this. Her understanding had just been greatly impacted, so she had countless questions she wanted to ask this mysterious and handsome man.

After all, he doesn't look like a bad person.

"Yes, I can drive."

As she spoke, she smoothly squeezed into the driver's seat and tossed out the various odds and ends the man had brought.

But when she received a box of family planning supplies, she paused for a moment.

He tentatively asked, "Do you need this?"

Upon hearing this, Ji Yi took the hand and examined it carefully.

Just when Linlin thought Ji Yi was going to say, "I don't need it, you take your medicine yourself,"

Ji Yi replied seriously, "I can only use the large size, so just throw it away."

".oh."

Linlin glanced at Ji Yi somewhere, then threw the last item away.

"Go to Fengyang Residential Area in Dachang City," Ji Yi continued.

After he finished speaking, he turned on his phone and checked the messages:

"No, take me to the Ruyi Hotel on Baihe Road in Zhongcang District first. Remember to turn on the navigation."

Linlin had no objection to this, nodded, and immediately started the vehicle.

Ji Yi stared at the messages on her phone, frowning.

[Driver]:
"Did you leave any traces somewhere? It seems like Xiaoqin is being watched. She called me and said she's very scared, like she's being followed by bad guys."

"She's staying at the Ruyi Hotel right now. You should know the exact room number. Officer Liu, whom I arranged, has already gone there, but he's just an ordinary person. So if you're not busy, go check on her there first."

Ji Yi recalled the scene of shooting and killing someone in the underground parking lot.

"I see. There are surveillance cameras in the underground parking lot. Ordinary people wouldn't be aware of the shooting, but gamers would."

Someone specifically checked the surveillance footage and deduced that the murderer was Ji Yi, and also discovered Xiao Qin.

That was incredibly fast; it was practically a matter of one foot in front of the other.

Players are players after all; their search capabilities are on a completely different level from those of ordinary people.

Ji Yi glanced at the two missed calls from Xiao Qin, but instead of calling back immediately, she sent only a few words:
"Wait for me, I'll be there soon."

(End of this chapter)