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Chapter 237 Female Little Devil Chicken Leg Immortal Venerable

"You...you're just letting me go like this?"

The expert put down the unconscious Chicken Leg Immortal and looked at the 50,000 game coins in his hand, seemingly unable to believe what was happening.

He was really afraid that this Mr. Ji would take out a syringe and prick him a couple of times, then transform into a muscular strongman and come at him.

I've heard that many of those who use performance-enhancing drugs in their workouts are mentally unstable.

Last time I delivered goods to the Elephant Fitness Club, I saw a chubby little guy with a pointed head storm out of the door in a huff. I, the deliveryman, had to come back the next day to deliver a door.

In short, Elephant Fitness Club lost a legend, but that's another story.

It seems that Mr. Ji in front of me has stopped taking his medication?
Wouldn't his basket shrink to the size of a raisin? Would he still be able to move around normally? Thinking this, Ji Yi's words sent a chill down the man's spine:
"You've reminded me. Come and sit down, I have something to ask you."

The expert looked slightly embarrassed and said, "No, thank you."

"Hey~ it's a business matter. Did you think I was going to talk to you about something personal?"

As she spoke, Ji Yi got up and pulled the impressive man to sit down on the sofa, then kindly poured him a glass of water.

"I see that your company has a wide range of businesses. May I ask what your company name is?"

This wasn't a taboo subject, so the expert honestly replied:
"Our company's full name is 'Multiverse Express Unlimited Liability Company,' and our business covers hundreds of different planes and hundreds of millions of different galaxies. As a universally renowned company, we even have business dealings with the gods of the highest dimensions."

Wow, this is surprisingly high-class.

Ji Yi became interested. This time he had plenty of time, so he took the opportunity of placing an order to better understand some information about the extraterrestrial world.

"Can you buy anything here? Even ancient gods?"

Ji Yi asked again.

"Theoretically speaking, there's almost nothing you can't buy if you can afford it," the expert replied sincerely.

"However, orders of this size are beyond the capabilities of a lowly employee like me. But I do recall some of the relevant transaction records. There was once an order for the living ancient god Flacas, which, converted to in-game currency, would have cost around 130 trillion."

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Is this reasonable?

Seeing Ji Yi's incredulous expression, the genius gave an awkward laugh:

"Live animals are more expensive; if they are dead, the price is only one percent of that."

"Heh, it seems that the ancient gods really don't have much prestige. They can be treated as commodities in other universes."

Ji Yi sneered, while Miss Cat cast a slightly disdainful glance at him.

"Okay, I'm going to get down to business with you now. Can I work for your company?"

Ji Yi straightened his expression and said.

"Uh," the genius hadn't expected that Ji Yi had been asking about this after all that.

"Theoretically speaking, you only need to pass our company's interview; the threshold isn't high. After all, our company is very large, with billions of delivery drivers, and because the 'loss rate' is quite high, our hiring standards are getting lower and lower."

Hmm, is the term "loss rate" used? It seems the company owner is someone who does big things; no wonder he can operate across the entire universe.

"If you'd like to apply, here's a business card for our branch office; the address is on it."

[Item "Multiverse Express Company Business Card" obtained]

[Effect: Holding this item allows you to enter the 0318th branch of the Multiverse Express Company in a dungeon.]

Ji Yi accepted it with satisfaction.

Using a courier company would likely be more efficient for exploring the dungeon world.

"If there's nothing else, I'll be going now. I still have to deliver goods to the convenience store."

With that, the expert got up and tried to leave.

"Wait, there's one more thing."

Ji Yi stopped him: "I'm planning to buy some more things, so I'll trouble you to make another trip."

As he spoke, he handed the expert a slip of paper.

The list of goods that Ji Yi needed had already been written down in advance.

At this moment, the expert was actually somewhat reluctant to take Ji Yi's order, but he didn't dare to refuse, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say:
"Can you afford the things inside?"

Ji Yi: "."

You look down on people, right?

"I don't have enough game coins, can't I exchange them for items?"

As she spoke, Ji Yi took something out of her inventory:
Legendary item: [Hōgyoku - Imitation]

"So, is that enough?"

The expert picked up the Hōgyoku and examined it: "If this were real, I would buy it, but unfortunately it's fake, so I can't take this order."

"Fine, fine, fine."

Ji Yi took back the note, crossed out the other items, leaving only one:
"Is this enough?"

Seeing this, the expert nodded: "Yes, that's enough."

Ji Yi pondered for a moment, "Okay, that's enough. Also, since you're already here, could you deliver a letter for me while you're at it?"

As he spoke, Ji Yi handed the man another letter.

A genius: "."

There's no such thing as a freebie; it costs extra.

However, the expert really didn't dare to argue with this clown. It was just a letter, so he sent it without hesitation!

Soon, Ji Yi reluctantly watched as the Hōgyoku was taken away and saw the powerful man leave the room.

Isn't this a kind of minotaur?

At this moment, Miss Cat, who had been silent all along, finally spoke up: "If we exchange it for the panacea, it should be enough."

Ji Yi shook her head: "But the panacea is yours, didn't we already discuss it before?"

"You can consider it a loan from me," Miss Cat said casually.

"No need. I don't need the Hogyoku anyway. By the time I reach level 30, I might not even care about it anymore."

The Hogyoku can "grant wishes," which sounds intimidating, but there must be a limit to how powerful it can be.

When faced with a problem he couldn't solve, Ji Yi didn't believe that the thing could work.

In other words, the Hōgyoku can only be the icing on the cake, but it cannot provide essential support; its value is not as high as one might imagine.

"On the contrary, the things we get in exchange can play their proper role in this instance."

As Ji Yi spoke, she slowly walked toward the Chicken Leg Immortal Venerable who had fallen to the ground.

He crouched down and muttered to himself:
"Now that we have all the elements, let's put on a good show."

"Clap clap clap!"

"Clap clap clap clap!"

"Crackling and popping, clattering and clanging, crackling and popping!"

When the Chicken Leg Immortal opened his eyes, he immediately felt a burning stinging sensation on both sides of his cheeks.

"Ouch, that hurts!"

'Wasn't I writing furiously in my room? Where am I?'

The first thought that came to mind when thinking about chicken legs was that they were more concerned about the pain.

'Holy crap! I can barely manage to write four thousand words for today's chapter!'

This was Chicken Leg Immortal's second thought. "You're awake? Sorry, the anesthetic I gave you this time was way too strong. If you hadn't woken up, I would have punched you."

As he spoke, Ji Yi calmly put the beer bottle back in his hand.

drumstick:"."

It seems like we've escaped something terrifying, thank goodness.

"Ouch, it hurts so much!"

Only now has Chicken Leg had the mind to pay attention to his physical condition.

He stood up and walked straight to the bathroom, then saw his swollen face: "Hey, Brother Ji, can't you be a little gentler when you call someone?"

He didn't seem surprised to be summoned by Ji Yi, after all, it wasn't the first time.

"What kind of help do you need this time?"

As he spoke, Chicken Leg took out paper and pen and quickly scribbled the story on the paper:

I've been summoned once again. This is a fantastical and bizarre world, filled with all sorts of strange rules.

When I looked in the mirror, the swelling on my cheek, which had been injured by the bully, had slowly subsided and healed; the injury was gone.

As Chicken Leg wrote this, the swelling in his face actually began to subside, and his face returned to its normal appearance.

It's a very strange and unique professional ability.

Ji Yi thought to herself, "I didn't expect Chicken Leg to have acquired another useful new skill."

Seeing that Ji Yi was looking him over, Chicken Leg explained:

"I got this skill after teaming up with [Coconut Jelly] to do a Nightmare dungeon. It looks very strong, but it has many limitations."

Ji Yi was of course aware of this, and the Data Eye could view all of this information.

"Well, I'll get straight to the point. This is a hellish dungeon. Our opponents include ancient gods with star-level power and Chosen Eliminators of unknown strength. Here, I need you to impersonate the leader of the Headhunter Alliance and the successor of the God of Deception to deal with these two bosses."

drumstick:"?"

Not buddies? You and me?!

"If you don't say anything, then I'll take that as a yes."

Ji Yi stepped forward and patted Chicken Leg on the shoulder: "Work hard, and when you win, I'll go out and give you a Silver Alliance reward."

"Yes, sir! Mission accomplished!"

Chicken Leg, who was still in a state of shock, suddenly became motivated upon hearing the words "Silver Alliance."

I'll fight Sun Wukong? Go ahead and fight!
Meanwhile, the genius knocked on Pian's door.

"Dong dong dong."

This is an old-fashioned residential building. When Pian lived in this world, he basically lived the life of an ordinary person.

If needed, he would change his identity and create a new one to start a new life.

But now, he is just an ordinary homebody with a simple and monotonous life, and under normal circumstances, few people will knock on his door.

"Who?"

At this moment, Pian's tone and expression were no different from those of an ordinary otaku.

"Your package contains a letter."

The big shot's voice rang out from outside the door, very deep and muffled.

"letter?"

Pian had a vague feeling that something was wrong, but he still opened the door.

When Pian saw a minotaur and its delivery uniform, he immediately understood.

Wan Jie Express Company's service is indeed good.

It's so good that even if the sender doesn't know the recipient's address, they can still find the recipient through "the capabilities provided by the company".

That's not good.

He took the letter from the other party and said, "Okay, I received it."

But the big shot didn't leave immediately; he remained standing at the doorway, extending his thick, dark hand:

"It's cash on delivery, please pay."

Pian: "?"

No?! Damn it, I still need to ask him for money?

In the end, Pian paid and took the letter.

After all, the sender was listed as "Chicken Leg Immortal Venerable," so he had no choice but to take it.

The reason is simple: the Chicken Leg Immortal knew of his existence and even his name, but he knew absolutely nothing about the Chicken Leg Immortal except for his name.

This is terrifying. If we don't take advantage of the other party's arrogance and keep giving Pian the opportunity to proactively reveal information, then the gap between the two will never be bridged.

Of course, this could be a scam orchestrated by Chicken Leg, but Pian, who is at an informational disadvantage, has no choice but to actively receive this information and then judge its authenticity.

"It seems Ji Yi was just an appetizer; the real challenge is here."

Pian muttered to himself as he opened the letter and began to read the words on it silently.

"Dear Mr. Pian, hello! I am 'One of the top players in the Super Dimensional Games, the chosen successor to the God of Deception, a master of trickery, a top-tier author on Qidian.com, one of the Twelve Heavenly Kings of Qidian in 2026, and the Chicken Leg Immortal Venerable.'"

"When you see this letter, it means I have arrived on Azure Star. I heard you have been looking for me, but unfortunately you haven't even seen my fart, so I came here on my own initiative."

“I know that with my current strength, I can’t hurt you at all. Even if I could exploit a loophole in the courier service to have myself delivered to your door and fight you head-on, I wouldn’t do it.”

"On one hand, you can't use your power to hurt me, and on the other hand, my current strength is completely incapable of harming you. This is a meaningless battle. Of course, more importantly..."

"This is completely unlike a contest between con artists."

"Next, I'm going to play a game with you, a contest of deception."

"This player named Ji Yi is a little hook I specially left for you. You should have seen his talent in the belief in the ancient gods. If he continues to believe in the ancient gods, he may be able to transcend the human realm and become a powerful monster."

"What I want to compete with you on is that I can change his beliefs, and I will gain his trust by appearing as the 'Chicken Leg Immortal,' making him abandon his faith in the ancient gods."

"And all you have to do is follow the steps and let this handsome fool fall into the trap you set at the beginning."

"Don't worry about me doing anything to this person. I'm not that bored. All competitions are fair and just."

"Besides, you won't suffer any loss regardless of whether you win or lose this competition, right? Of course, if I lose, I wouldn't mind giving you a small apology."

"Come on, senior~ Let's enjoy this game!"

After reading the letter, Pian silently clenched his fist.

Without a doubt, this is a letter with extremely provocative intent.

Even the stakes in this game are a clear example of "provocative concessions".

Firstly, Ji Yi himself had the idea of ​​believing in the ancient gods. Judging from the situation, Chicken Leg was obviously at a disadvantage, while Pian had a significant advantage.

Secondly, Chicken Leg also said that there were no stakes, but he would compensate if he lost. This deliberately unfair condition seemed to be mocking Pian's incompetence.

Thinking it over, Pian examined the letter again.

No matter how you look at it, you can almost feel the image of an arrogant little devil leaping off the page.

"Fine, you want to challenge me, huh!"

"I agree!"

(End of this chapter)