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Chapter 215 Return Traffic Jam

"Hey, what are you spacing out for? Are you a virgin? Have you never even seen blood?"

Ji Yi raised her hand and waved it in front of the chicken leg face.

Chicken Leg, his face covered in blood, gradually focused his eyes. He looked at the corpse on the ground with its head blown open, and then at the yellow-green "toy gun" in Ji Yi's hand.

Chicken Leg asked blankly, "What does being a virgin have to do with seeing blood?"

"Isn't this gun cool? I got it for free from Gu Hong. I'm not trying to brag, but this gun is easy to load, doesn't have spent cartridges, is powerful, has little recoil, and you can barely smell gunpowder. Aren't you envious?"

drumstick:"."

Seeing the chicken leg's "who asked you?" expression, Ji Yi was certain that the kid wasn't scared out of his wits.

Just then, a delivery rider dressed in a food delivery uniform hurriedly ran from the other end of the corridor.

Upon seeing this, Chicken Leg couldn't help but show a hint of panic.

But the deliveryman walked over nonchalantly, showing no reaction to the chicken leg covered in blood, and said to himself, "Your delivery."

Chicken Leg suddenly seemed to understand something, and calmly accepted the paper bag containing the medicine.

The deliveryman glanced meaningfully at Ji Yi, then looked at the chicken leg again before quickly leaving the scene.

“Obviously,” Ji Yi said, “this delivery guy has misunderstood our relationship a little. After all, your panic just now was really too much to imagine.”

drumstick:"."

Ji Yi chuckled, glanced at the medicine bag in the chicken leg's hand, and didn't continue. This gay joke wasn't funny; he was a very upright man.

"The floor cleaners will be here soon. By the way, is your wife available now? Shall we come inside and talk?"

A woman's voice came from inside the house: "It's convenient, Brother Ji, please come in."

Three minutes later, Ji Yi sat on the sofa in the hotel room with Chicken Leg and Coconut Jelly. There was some noise outside the door, probably because professionals were doing cleaning work.

He glanced at the still somewhat dazed chicken leg, then at the relatively calm-looking coconut jelly.

Hmm. The relationship between these two seems pretty clear.

"Hey Haki, your girlfriend seems to have a much stronger mentality than you. Can't you act like a man?"

Chicken Leg seemed a little lost: "Sorry, it was just too sudden, I haven't reacted yet."

Indeed, although there are many rumors about Headhunter Alliance opening boxes and real players offline, normal people don't have that strong mental fortitude when they suddenly encounter such a thing.

This is another hidden gameplay element of the hyperdimensional game.

And Chicken Leg is just some lousy novelist who knows nothing about superdimensional games?
In contrast, Yeye Dong's calm attitude was in line with Ji Yi's expectations. Before coming, Ji Yi had checked her relevant information.

"Coconut Jelly, a top 100 player in solo tower defense. I'm quite surprised she'd be interested in you, kid. Chicken Leg, are you living off a woman now?"

Chicken Leg looked away, muttering under his breath, "Aren't you also living off Sister Xue?"

Ji Yi: "."

Forget it, let's not chat about these trivial things.

Ji Yi got straight to the point: "Let's get down to business. You know how dangerous your situation is right now. Come back with me, and we can discuss this, right?"

The chicken leg nodded vigorously.

"Then, Coconut Jelly, if you want to stay with Chicken Leg, I can arrange a separate living area for you. Don't worry, everything is included, from food and clothing to accommodation and transportation. Drunken Wanderer, Boss Gu, will pay the bill."

A strange look appeared on Coconut Jelly's face. "Drunken Lone Goose?" That legendary number one player?
I never imagined that Chicken Leg's connections would extend to this area. I thought he was just an ordinary player.

However, it's worth mentioning that this chicken leg has such a powerful backer.
When can we get him to call us "Mom"?

Am I not the only woman my sweet and soft husband can rely on?

hateful! !
Ji Yi couldn't read minds, but seeing Ye Ye Dong hesitate, she thought to herself, "Oh no, is the chicken leg going to be stolen away by a woman?"
After all, players who can reach the top 100 in the Magic Tower are not only strong but also arrogant. Without benefits or strong external threats, it is difficult to get them to "join" them.

Should we increase the stakes and promise more benefits?

Just as Ji Yi was pondering this, Coconut Jelly finally responded:
"Well, since it's dangerous for Chicken Leg to be out there with me, it might be the right thing to do for him to stay with you. However, I also need to stay with him to take care of him, so let's go together."

well.

Seeing that Yeyedong was so easy to talk to, Ji Yi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank you for understanding. Now that you're no longer an outsider, I'll take this opportunity to mention the Dark Alliance, the organization we've established. Has Chicken Leg told you about this?"

Upon hearing this, Yeyedong glanced at the chicken leg, her eyes seemingly carrying a hint of coldness.

Upon seeing this, Chicken Leg immediately said, "Brother Ji told me not to easily reveal this, so I dare not say a single word to anyone."

Tsk tsk tsk, based on Ji Yi's years of experience practicing medicine without a license, this is a typical case of bronchitis.

However, he still gave the chicken leg a way out:
"Yes, that's right. You did a great job. Now, as a high-ranking leader of the Dark Alliance (self-appointed), I hereby announce that Yeye Dong has passed the review and is officially authorized to handle matters related to the Dark Alliance."

Soon, Ji Yi recounted the relevant information about the Dark Alliance.

But he soon discovered a problem in his own narrative.

That's why the Dark Alliance needed to be established so covertly. Wouldn't it be more effective to deal with the Headhunter Alliance by publicizing it extensively?
However, these loopholes did not puzzle Ji Yi for long; he quickly realized the crux of the problem.

"It might be related to 'Fake Ye Changtian.' Before I lost all knowledge of him, his deceptive skills forced us to be wary of everyone."

Is it still necessary to remain cautious now?
After a moment's thought, Ji Yi decided it was best not to casually raise this banner of justice.

Better safe than sorry; there might be hidden experts within the Headhunter Alliance.

After all, even the god of deception doesn't know if he's planted any more traps.

Thinking of this, Ji Yi brushed off the reason why the Dark Alliance kept its secret.

It was clear that Coconut Jelly had doubts, but she ultimately didn't ask. Seeing through the problem and raising it is clever; seeing through it but not saying it is even more clever.

Chicken Leg is lucky; he's actually living off a woman, while he's burdened with the stigma of being a kept man and the ambition of saving the world.

In short, after Ji Yi's introduction, the expert player Yeye Dong was successfully recruited into the Dark Alliance.

The cleaning work outside the room was also coming to an end. The carpet, which was originally covered in bloodstains, was now spotless, and the bullet that had blown Haki's head out of the steel bars in the wall was removed and the wall was repaired.

Such a complex and tedious task was surprisingly completed in just half an hour.

"The official quality and efficiency are getting better and better, that's good."

Ji Yi commented, then left the hotel with the chicken leg and coconut jelly.

After the three of them went out, they got into a black car that had been arranged in advance. The driver was smoking in the driver's seat and waiting.

"I don't like the smell of smoke, please put it out."

Coconut Jelly sat in the back seat and said in a cold tone.

"Oh, sorry, sorry." The driver stubbed out his cigarette and then turned on the car's ventilation system.

Sitting in the front row, Ji Yi glanced at Ye Ye Dong. Judging from this girl's personality, it seemed like it was only a matter of time before Haji's legs were bent over, just like Miss Cat.

Unlike Miss Xie, who is very gentle and generous.

Thinking of this, Ji Yi ignored the two people in the back seat whispering sweet nothings and turned on her phone.

【Crab Mud】: "Are you still busy?"

This message was sent ten minutes ago.

Ji Yi asked cheekily, "What's wrong? Missed me?"

【Crab Paste】: "."

Ji Yi stopped joking and said seriously, "That idiot author got into some trouble, but thankfully it was nothing serious. Let me tell you, today..."

The vehicle is traveling on the highway.

In the back seat, a couple was deeply in love, their sweet and sour scent of romance almost overflowing.

But Ji Yi didn't feel jealous, because he was chatting just as enthusiastically with the other end of the phone.

Ji Yi: "Have you eaten?"

Hsieh Chia-yi: "I ate it."

Ji Yi: "What are you eating?"

Hsieh Chia-yi: "Self-service hot pot."

Ji Yi: "Is the mini hot pot spicy? Or is it made with bone broth or chicken broth?"

Hsieh Chia-yi: "Mushroom soup."

Ji Yi: "So what exactly did you eat at the buffet? Vegetables? Crab sticks? Fish balls? Beef balls? Instant noodles?"

Hsieh Chia-yi: "."

Just as this master of conversation was building rapport with Xie Jiayi, the car suddenly stopped.

At first, she didn't notice, but as the horns around her started blaring, Ji Yi finally snapped out of her blissful reverie and looked at the driver beside her:

"What's going on? Is there a traffic jam?"

The driver glanced at the dense traffic ahead, then at Ji Yi.

That expression seemed to say, "You're asking me?"

Ji Yi was completely oblivious to the fact that being in a relationship would lower one's IQ, and wondered why the driver was acting so aloof.

In short, no matter what the traffic jam or what, it's not something you can fix by worrying about it, so I might as well keep typing:
"So today you ate three fish balls, two beef balls, one cabbage leaf, four romaine lettuce leaves, five fish rolls, one crab stick, and a 200-gram box of fatty lamb rolls, right?"

Hsieh Chia-yi: ".Hmm."

Ji Yi: "So, you consumed about 900 calories in this meal. If you want to work out and lose fat, there's a lot of room for improvement in this meal, such as the fat content."

Hsieh Chia-yi: "Oh."

That's right. Helping Xie Jiayi get fit and lose weight is also part of cultivating our relationship. Is she now grateful and admiring me?

Just as Ji Yi was about to continue typing...

[AAA Brand Design]: "If you retaliate again, I'll kill you."

AAA Brand Design withdrew a message.

[AAA Brand Design]: "Sent to the wrong person."

Who is Miss Cat arguing with?

Never mind, it's none of my business if she sent it to the wrong person.

Just as Ji Yi was about to switch back to Xie Jiayi's chat window, she heard the car radio suddenly start playing:
"This is FM13.4 Traffic Emergency Broadcast. Listeners, please immediately suspend use of the XX Expressway from Jiamusi to Ning'an. Due to a severe traffic jam of unknown cause, the two-way lanes of this section have experienced an unprecedented traffic paralysis."

"Damn it!" the driver cursed, "How the hell am I supposed to get back now?"

Upon hearing this, Ji Yi frowned, put away her phone, and looked ahead.

He keenly sensed something unusual about the matter from the broadcast content.

Unknown reason? What the hell could be unknown reason? Besides cognitive impairment caused by player conflict, what other unknown reason could there be?
Thinking of this, Ji Yi suddenly flipped out the window, her movements fluid and graceful.

boom!
As Ji Yi stepped onto the roof of the car, her view became higher and wider.

Even with that, logically speaking, he shouldn't be able to see what's happening hundreds of meters away.

But for some reason, he felt his eyesight was better today, and he could see clearly.

In my field of vision, it seemed that a group of people were having a firefight. The guns had been modified so that the sound was not loud and was drowned out by the surrounding loudspeakers.

Ji Yi quickly recognized one of the people's faces.

"Hao Youqian?"

(End of this chapter)