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Chapter 162 I'm a useless piece of trash, waaaaah!

Chapter 162 I'm a useless piece of trash, waaaaah!
"I'm starving from playing. Could you get me three more servings of fried pancakes, please?"

As Ji Yi spoke, she casually tossed the empty milk tea cup, which she had finished drinking at some point, into the trash can.

The plastic cup traced a perfect arc in the air before precisely hitting the side of the trash can, spilling a light brown liquid all over the floor.

"What are you standing there for? Go on. If you keep delaying my meal, how am I supposed to win money? I'll go out and get something to eat first and then come back."

Ji Yi took a bite of the strawberry ice cream in her hand and walked straight out the door.

"No, no, no, I'll have someone do it right now. Don't rush off, it'll only delay your fun."

After the middle-aged man finished speaking, he turned on his headset and mumbled a few words.

Since the foreman had instructed him to keep a close watch on him at all times, he could no longer allow Ji Yi to distract him.

The dealers here are all highly skilled, and he felt it was impossible for anything to go wrong. So the only possibility was that Ji Yi, who was pretending to be crazy, had done something.

Ji Yi was so far from the card table that even the high-speed cameras didn't detect anything unusual. How could he possibly tell with his naked eye?

Muttering to himself, he saw Ji Yi walk up to the card table with a grin.

"I bet 560 million, and it's a no-win situation!"

After saying that, Ji Yi stopped looking at the card table and walked over to the cilantro and chicken leg with her ice cream.

"Your strawberry. Oops, who was so naughty as to sneak a bite? They deserve a beating!"

Snapped!
Ji Yi slapped herself, chuckled, and shoved the strawberry ice cream into the cilantro's hand, then shoved the matcha ice cream directly into the chicken leg's mouth:

"Green tea, I hate green tea the most, you can have it."

"Cough cough cough."

Chicken Leg was completely bewildered by Ji Yi's frantic actions, and started spitting out green foam.

If it were Tang Hulu, he would probably really think Ji Yi has gone mad, but Ji Tui is relatively more cautious and astute, and he would think one step further than Tang Hulu.

"Could it be that Brother Ji is pretending to be crazy for a reason? To lower other people's guard? Hmm. Is this the difference between me and advanced players? I need to watch and learn from him."

Although it is widely rumored that Ji Yi is a gigolo who lives off women, Chicken Leg was indeed tricked by Ji Yi. In the Joker instance, Ji Yi used schemes and deception to fool himself and Miss Xue, and even won against Drunken Lonely Goose.

According to Agua, Ji Yi even impressed Zuiwan Guhong, who voluntarily gave up his first-place ranking.

From this perspective, Ji Yi certainly possesses extraordinary skills and intelligence; he is definitely making careful calculations and carrying out some kind of far-reaching plan!

Otherwise, why would Miss Cilantro be so obedient? Doesn't she dislike Ji Yi quite a bit?
"Even novice female players can see through the schemes and plans, but I can't understand them at all. Am I really not smart enough?"

Chicken Leg ate the matcha-flavored ice cream in his hand and looked at the card table where the game was about to begin.

At this moment, the dealer had been replaced for some unknown reason. This time, a beautiful female dealer had a large scar.

While Chicken Leg's attention was still focused on the scar, the female dealer had already read out the results of the game in a slightly trembling voice.

"Idle at 9 o'clock."

".Zhuang 7 o'clock."

Ji Yi's maniacal laughter echoed through the hall once more: "Hahahaha! Ten million, I have ten million now!"

This made many people envious. This young man was really daring and willing to take risks. In just a few minutes, he earned a villa and a luxury car in Long City.

At that moment, a gambler reminded him: "To be precise, you now have 1120 million."

Ji Yi frowned upon hearing this: "Hmm? I don't know how to do addition and subtraction of numbers over four digits."

Some people complained, "Isn't this multiplication?"

Ji Yi chuckled and grabbed a handful of chips she had won, throwing them on the ground.

"What a hassle! I don't want the 120 million anymore. Whoever finds it can keep it. My friends, Han Xin with Purify, today's entire bill is on me!"

After saying that, Ji Yi couldn't wait to place another bet: "This time I'm betting on the player again, ten million!"

His voice seemed to startle the beautiful dealer, whose body trembled visibly.

"Huh? Who pressed the switch on your remote?"

With a grin, Ji Yi lightly leaped onto the edge of the gambling table, tilted his head, and asked curiously, "Hmm, black!"

Upon seeing this, Cilantro frowned almost imperceptibly.

The onlookers paid no attention to Ji Yi's ramblings, nor did they bother to interpret his words and actions; they only had two thoughts on their minds.

First, this madman seems to be very lucky. If we bet with him, we might be able to make a fortune.

Second, he said he would treat everyone to a meal, and he did indeed distribute money to everyone. Does that mean that as long as he keeps winning, he will keep giving away money?

If people initially dismissed it as the ravings of a madman, now many are starting to have ulterior motives.

As a result, a large number of people followed suit and placed bets, and some even called their relatives and friends to tell them to come and make a fortune.

In no time, the small gambling table was completely surrounded, and the beautiful dealer couldn't even squeeze out to leave.

Her face was ashen, and she kept whispering to herself, as if explaining something to someone on the other end of the headset.

The middle-aged man responsible for monitoring Ji Yi also looked grave, reporting his perspective and observations to the foreman. Because Ji Yi was surrounded by a sea of people, he couldn't squeeze in and couldn't see anyone at all.

"Open! Open! What are you standing there for? Don't delay my chance to win money!"

Ji Yi lay on the table, yelling and shouting. Due to the chaos at the scene, four or five security personnel were quickly dispatched to maintain order.

The beautiful dealer was caught in a dilemma and had to open the cards again in front of everyone.

"Player 9 points, Banker 5 points."

Twenty million!
In just a short while, it has already doubled so much!

Many people seemed even more excited than Ji Yi, because their bets also earned them a large sum of money!
Ji Yi's actions were swift and decisive: "I'll bet twenty million, I'm free!"

After saying that, he casually tossed aside the leftover chocolate ice cream cone and looked at the middle-aged man not far away: "Where's my fried pancake? Why isn't it here yet? Is this how you treat your VIPs?"

The middle-aged man's face no longer wore his signature warm smile, but instead looked terrified: "I'm sorry, I'll go and urge them right away, I'll go and urge them right away."

He knew he wouldn't be of any use on the field and was eager to find an excuse to leave as soon as possible.

Soon, Ji Yi's chips doubled again, becoming forty million.

This amount exceeds the casino's daily net profit, which, in theory, is insignificant to the casino.

But if Ji Yi keeps doubling the bets like this, the hole will only get bigger and bigger until the entire casino feels the pinch.

"VIP! Your fried pancake! It's here!"

Before long, the middle-aged man came running over with a lunchbox.

He was given instructions to temporarily halt Ji Yi's winning streak and wait for Uncle Zhang and the foreman to come up with a new solution.

Ji Yi chuckled: "Gentlemen! An army marches on its stomach, so please allow my troops to enjoy their provisions first! Once I've eaten and drunk my fill, I'll fight alongside you all to the very end!"

After saying that, he took the lunchbox without any hesitation and began to eat heartily.

After eating for a while, Ji Yi suddenly looked at the middle-aged man with a blank expression:
"What are you still standing here for? Get me two more ice creams, strawberry flavor. Chocolate isn't as good as strawberry, hurry up."

"Oh, just a moment."

The middle-aged man was used to being ordered around like this, and he moved his steps with practiced ease.

Just as the hall was buzzing with excitement.

Uncle Zhang, standing beside the monitor, grew increasingly solemn.

At this moment, Yao Shaojie was scratching his head and said anxiously:
"Uncle Zhang, what exactly is going on? We've already changed two batches of dealers, haven't you noticed anything wrong with him yet?"

At this moment, Yao Shaojie's attitude became much more polite. The situation had developed far beyond his expectations. He knew that Ji Yi was someone he had brought with him, and if the casino suffered a huge loss because of this, he would definitely be scolded by his father. At this moment, Yao Shaojie could only rely on his father's capable henchmen.

After a long pause, Uncle Zhang, who was staring at the monitor screen, finally spoke:
"Yes, he really is insane, he's not faking it."

This statement surprised many people.

Has he really gone mad?
I thought it was some kind of cover-up or disguise, but I never expected that Ji Yi was really crazy!

“Perhaps,” Uncle Zhang continued.

"He has a special ability to enhance his luck when he is insane. However, I have never seen anyone switch between normal and insane. Even multiple personality disorder or schizophrenia should not be like this."

Upon hearing this, Yao Shaojie fell into thought. He trusted Uncle Zhang's ability to judge people, but he scoffed at metaphysics such as "good fortune."

Ji Yi must have used some superb method to deceive them all.

"No, we can't let him continue to be so arrogant, especially if I invite Uncle Zhong."

He muttered to himself and decided to make a phone call.

Twenty minutes had passed since Ji Yi went berserk, and after several doublings, his chips had reached an astonishing eighty million.

He was eating ice cream at that moment, shouting in the lobby that he would pay for everyone's meal.

Now, Chicken Leg finally understood half of Ji Yi's thoughts.

This is a publicity stunt to prevent people from winning money only to lose it all.

The logic is simple: if you win a few million and don't cause much of a stir, the people behind the casino will take action.

After all, Ji Yi had offended the casino's heir; he couldn't just leave after winning money.

Therefore, the matter must be blown out of proportion, the bigger the better, so that the whole city knows about it. This way, the casino will be hesitant to act and won't dare to do anything underhanded.

You say you made a hundred million, and the next day you were shot in the back and committed suicide. Even a fool could figure out why.

"But does this method really work?"

Chicken Leg believed that with the casino's power, even if they hired someone to commit murder, they wouldn't care about conspiracy theories or infamy, and it wouldn't affect their business.

"We can only hope that Brother Ji has a bigger plan in store."

He sighed.

Suddenly, a heart-wrenching cry came from somewhere in the hall.

"Waaaaaaahhhhhh!"

Such scenes are commonplace in casinos; every year, people lose everything and even their families.
Why is Ji Yi the one crying?!

Ji Yi, who had been laughing wildly and acting crazy, was now weeping bitterly, which even made Xiang Cai, who was standing next to him, look puzzled.

One gambler asked in surprise:

"What happened? Did he lose money? Wait a minute, those 80 million chips are right next to him, aren't they?"

At that moment, the casino assigned a staff member to stand next to Ji Yi with a tray filled with stacks of chips.

No one understood why Ji Yi was crying, but they heard him quickly say between sobs:

"I'm useless, I'm useless! What's the point of me living!"

drumstick:"?"

coriander:"."

With a long face, Ji Yi took out a chip and placed it on the "banker" side of the card table, saying to Xiangcai, "I'm definitely going to lose this round. You should bet the 80 million on the player."

Cilantro seemed to understand Ji Yi's intention quickly after a moment of thought, and said to the servant beside her, "Eighty million, to be used as a reward."

This move left everyone scratching their heads. What did it mean?
Before they could even think, Ji Yi, overcome with grief as if about to pour out all the grievances of his life, grabbed Xiang Cai's hand and cried:

"I'm a loser! I'm 26 years old and still a virgin!"

The gamblers present: "?"

No, that's why you're sad? By the way, isn't that your girlfriend next to you?!

coriander:"."

Ji Yi continued wailing, "I can't do anything, waaaaah. My beloved Miss Xie left me because of a misunderstanding, waaaaah!"

Cilantro's eyes lit up slightly: "What misunderstanding?"

Ji Yi choked up and said, "Someone tried to test me with their looks, but I passed the test. Xiao Qin just helped me get something, I didn't do anything! Oh. I had her massage my feet, does that count as cheating?"

The gamblers: "It doesn't count."

Cilantro's eyes softened as well: "I don't think so."

Ji Yi cried again, "That's right! I feel so wronged, waaaaaah!"

Faced with a side of Ji Yi that she had never shown before, Xiangcai, as if possessed, pressed for an answer:

"Then why don't you explain it to her?"

"I want to too! But she's not a player, and who knows how long this stupid game will last. We're destined to be from two different worlds, and I shouldn't hold her back!"

Cilantro's gaze softened. She had a gentle appearance to begin with, and even when she deliberately put on a fierce look, she still looked adorable. But now, she was like a saintly figure radiating maternal warmth, and just looking at Ji Yi seemed to be touching his heart.

"mom"

coriander:"?"

"No, I mean, damn it, I'm suffering so much!"

Cilantro: "Yes, that's right."

Ji Yi: "Damn it, am I a useless man? Don't I deserve love?"

Cilantro shook her head: "No, you shouldn't have a chance."

Ji Yi seemed to have been successfully comforted, and asked with a sob, "But Miss Xie is not a player, I can't be a burden to her."

"This," Cilantro began, seemingly wanting to explain something.

"So, can you be my girlfriend? I've decided to give up on pursuing Miss Xie."

coriander:"."

Her gentle gaze instantly turned cold: "No."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"