This bug is amazing!
Chapter 159 Easy Level Dungeon
Chapter 159 Easy Level Dungeon (6k)
God's Vision is a high-level reconnaissance skill, while this dungeon mainly restricts combat abilities and items, so it will not be disabled.
Based on this, it's not hard to deduce that the objective of the instance is completely unrelated to combat, and may not even involve the direction of puzzle-solving.
This is interesting.
For Ji Yi, this was a type of dungeon she had never played before. Tang Hulu might have more experience with it, since he met Wang Meng at the Passion Hotel and might know the dungeon process better.
As God's Vision was activated, an insurmountable mountain suddenly appeared in Ji Yi's field of vision.
At that moment, Jack knew he had to marry Jenny.
He stumbled.
Chicken Leg reacted quickly and caught him:
"Brother Ji, what's wrong with you? Are you low blood sugar?"
"No problem!"
Ji Yi stopped and turned to look at the chicken leg: "See that? That landmine girl is the one who 'doesn't eat cilantro.'"
Chicken Leg looked quite puzzled: "Landmine Girl? She doesn't look like it. Do you have a misunderstanding of this term?"
"Hehe, with such a huge landmine hidden inside, how could she not be a landmine girl? Here, I'll give you a chance."
Chicken Leg: "What opportunity?"
Ji Yi patted Chicken Leg on the shoulder: "Did you see the mission name and mission objective? This level is very simple. You just need to marry her, and the dungeon will be cleared. How about it? Don't say I didn't give you a chance. Look where you can find such a great woman."
The chicken leg head shook like a rattle drum:
"No, no, no, I already have Ah Gua in my heart, I wouldn't do such a thing. Why don't you go, Brother Ji? You're better looking than me."
"In that case, I won't refuse."
Before Chicken Leg could finish speaking, Ji Yi said with a righteous and stern expression.
"I am the highest level among the three of us. In order to cooperate as a team to clear dungeons, I should take responsibility and make sacrifices."
"Then I will reluctantly condescend to do this, put myself aside, and sacrifice myself for the greater good. The burden that you cannot bear at your age will be borne by me!"
drumstick:"."
Just say you want something good to eat.
Ji Yi quickly walked up to the person who didn't eat cilantro.
At this moment, a female player named "Doesn't Eat Cilantro" is being flirted with by a frivolous-looking man.
Man: "Little sister, are you all alone?"
Cilantro: "Mmm."
Man: "Want to come sit in my room sometime? I have some good stuff in there."
Cilantro looked blank and said, "No need, I'm waiting for someone."
Man: "Waiting for someone? That's a lame excuse. Little sister, you've been standing here for ages, there's hardly anyone here. Even if there were, making a lady wait this long, a man like that isn't worth waiting for. Come on, come with me, I'll take you to do something fun."
As he spoke, he raised his hand to grab Cilantro's wrist.
The woman's eyes flashed with a cold light, and in her hand hidden behind her back, a gleaming knife was poised to strike.
"Hey! You're here! I've been looking for you everywhere."
Suddenly, Ji Yi's voice rang out, cutting between the man who didn't eat cilantro and the woman who didn't eat it.
I thought the woman would feel relieved, but the moment she saw Ji Yi, her delicate brows furrowed even more.
"Damn it, can't you see my teammates' IDs? Why are you looking at a veteran player like that?"
Ji Yi thought to herself, then quickly bent down and whispered to the person who didn't eat cilantro, "Put away your knife. Obviously, this dungeon doesn't encourage violence. Don't make it so that everyone can't even pass the easy level."
He frowned slightly, a hint of surprise in his expression, but still put the knife away.
Great, new players need to be properly trained like this.
Snapped.
A force came from her shoulder, and Ji Yi felt a hand on her ear.
"Hey bro, there's a proper order to things, isn't there?"
Upon hearing this, Ji Yi turned his head slightly, his eyes flashing with a sharp light: "Get lost, stay away from my girl."
The man instinctively let go; he was actually frightened by the kid's gaze.
Those eyes... he'd believe it if you told him this kid had killed someone!
But the man was only momentarily distracted; his smug expression quickly returned.
"Kid, do you know who I am? How dare you talk to me like that?"
Ji Yi frowned. This sense of déjà vu... was he in some old-fashioned urban sitcom?
Is this the obstacle that needs to be overcome in simple dungeons?
Ji Yi turned around and looked seriously at the man behind her.
Yao Shaojie, 24 years old, is the son of Yao Zhenting, the owner of "Golden Cage," the largest underground casino in Southeast Asia. He is a typical spoiled brat, and you could find nine identical characters in ten urban novels.
He wasn't invited to the party; he came on a whim. Due to his social standing, the organizers let him in to have some fun. And today, he's clearly determined to avoid cilantro.
Although his family owns businesses here, this isn't his stronghold, so there's no need to worry about him being forceful, but he's not so easy to get rid of either.
"I know."
Ji Yi answered Yao Shaojie's question.
"It's just a stray dog on the roadside. Get as far away from it as possible."
These words drew stares from those around them, and the originally pleasant gathering suddenly seemed to change its flavor.
The air seemed to freeze, and many people shifted their feet, clearly afraid of being caught in the crossfire.
At this moment, even the Chicken Leg Immortal was stunned.
In a normal dungeon run, isn't the strategy to avoid trouble, go straight for the target, and avoid risks? What's the point of this action?
Ji Yi naturally understood such a simple principle.
However, he did not believe that Yao Shaojie was the kind of person who could be appeased with a few kind words, so he did not harbor any illusions.
Since a conflict is destined to happen, let it come, let it come even more intensely and violently.
This was not simply a spur-of-the-moment attempt to find a brute-force way to clear the dungeon, but rather Ji Yi's exploration of the dungeon itself.
Firstly, I wanted to see just how easy the so-called "easy level" really was, whether I could win no matter what I did, and whether there was always a way to recover no matter how reckless I was.
Secondly, we want to see what the upper limit is when the difficulty is artificially increased, and whether it might even directly change the difficulty of the dungeon.
Yao Shaojie, standing before him, seemed to have heard something unbelievable. He pointed his index finger at Ji Yi, as if he wanted to say something but was momentarily speechless.
However, his eyes soon turned sinister and malicious.
Upon seeing this, Ji Yi said in a nonchalant tone:
"What? You don't like me and want to kill me? This is Xia Kingdom. What good is your status outside? Here, I'll give you a chance to kill me in public."
Ji Yi casually picked up a dinner knife from the table beside her and pointed the handle at Yao Shaojie:
"Come on, kill me. If you don't dare to kill me, you're a dog."
Ji Yi was practically courting death, even the person behind him who didn't eat cilantro looked astonished.
Thanks to the effect of God's vision, his field of vision had no blind spots. While making threats, he also took the opportunity to look up at the high mountains behind him, and he could see the expression on Cilantro's face clearly.
This young lady has good mental fortitude and is a promising newcomer.
After the dungeon ends, recruit her into the Dark Alliance. Otherwise, she might get targeted by the Headhunter Alliance.
Thinking this to himself, Yao Shaojie grabbed a kitchen knife and said fiercely, "You think I wouldn't dare?!"
Faced with his bluff, Ji Yi could hardly help but laugh out loud:
"Hehe. Come on, I'm waiting."
Yao Shaojie hesitated, frowning as if he was thinking about something. Soon, he also gave a sinister smile and threw the knife on the dining table.
“We live in a civilized society now. I’m not a murderer, and I don’t want to solve problems with violence.”
[This kid who used to play with his hips finally showed some intelligence for once. Clearly, under his father's influence, he's learned to assess situations and control his emotions.]
"Little sister, what are you doing following this suicidal loser? Why don't you go on a date with me? If you spend today with me, I can let you buy any house you want in Long City, and I'll even give you a car. What kind of car do you like? Ferrari? Lamborghini? Bentley?"
Yao Shaojie's expression displayed the composure of someone in a superior position.
Rich people aren't stupid. Normally, they wouldn't spend money on a house and a car just to pick up a girl. Even if they were casino tycoons, they wouldn't usually do that.
But Ji Yi's appearance changed Yao Shaojie's mind.
He just wanted to make the other person unhappy, even if it meant spending some money.
Of course, this is just an appetizer. Once he has investigated the other party's background, he will definitely deal with them properly.
Faced with Yao Shaojie's extravagant spending, even those who don't like cilantro spoke up:
"Didn't your boyfriend tell you to get lost? Why are you still barking like a dog?"
Ji Yi nodded secretly.
Not bad, this newbie is quite savvy, but her swearing is a bit awkward, too much like a well-bred young lady.
But his adaptability is quite good. He is clearly a fine piece of raw jade. With some polishing, he could become a high-level player.
Yao Shaojie was stunned by the scolding: "???"
After the initial surprise, he was filled with embarrassment and anger: "You think I'm joking with you? Where are the party organizers? Come here and tell them who I am!"
"Yao Shaojie".
Ji Yi directly revealed his identity.
“You’re not in your Southeast Asian backyard right now, so don’t try to act like a casino prince here. Get out, and don’t make me say it again.”
Upon hearing this, Yao Shaojie's eyes widened in shock. The other party actually knew his identity. Could he also be someone of importance?
That can't be right. This person is dressed in rags from head to toe, and they're not even as good as the pair of sunglasses hanging in his shirt pocket. Who could they be?
But he still hesitated. Better safe than sorry. Many people may look ordinary on the surface, but their backgrounds may be quite extraordinary.
Looking around, he saw that everyone around him was laughing at him, and he hadn't brought anyone with him when he came.
"You wait for me!"
After uttering a classic villainous line, he stormed off the field.
Yao Shaojie's eyes concealed a ruthless glint.
Investigate, we must find out who this person is. If we really can't afford to offend him, then let it go. But if he's nobody... Hmph!
As the onlookers witnessed Yao Shaojie's departure, everyone had a different expression: some were bewildered, some were amused, and some were indifferent.
However, this little incident had nothing to do with most people, and the atmosphere at the party quickly returned to normal.
Ji Yi looked around, confirmed through her data vision that there was no information here, took the hand of the person who didn't eat cilantro, and prepared to leave.
A struggling force came from his hand.
So shy, she won't even let you hold her hand?
I'm guiding a newbie through a dungeon. Is it because it's your first time in a dungeon and you don't trust other players?
"Come with me, I won't hurt you."
Ji Yi said, forcefully pulling Cilantro away, while gesturing towards the chicken leg with her eyes. The three of them quickly left the gathering.
After going downstairs and confirming that Yao Shaojie had left, Ji Yi led the two into the street.
As soon as she was out of sight of the crowd, her delicate hand was withdrawn from the palm.
This girl, has she never even held hands with a man before? Why is she so resistant?
"Cilantro, is this your first time entering a game instance?"
Ji Yi walked ahead, guiding the user as she went.
Chicken Leg seemed lost in thought, spacing out.
Cilantro responded with a blank "hmm," her gaze towards him carrying a strange hostility.
What kind of misogynistic fairy is this? Don't pull this stunt! I was actually planning to train her. Oh well, whatever, I still have to teach her. The failure rate for beginners is very high. Only when her level is stable to a certain extent can she be considered safe. Human life is more important.
"You should check your own pockets first. Logically speaking, we should have been assigned identities and should be able to find items to prove our identities."
As he spoke, he pulled an ID card, a cell phone, and a set of keys from his pocket.
In fact, through the Eye of Data, he already knew the identities of Cilantro and Chicken Leg.
[She doesn't eat cilantro. Her character's name in this instance is Chi Xiangcai. She is a recent female college graduate who was invited to today's gathering by a person named Ji Yi.]
[Chicken Leg Immortal, the instance character's name is: Ji Tewei. He is Ji Yi's underling, also summoned by Ji Yi, who said he had something good to discuss with him and specifically instructed him to bring his identity.]
I checked my ID card, and sure enough, it had the same name as mine: Ji Yi.
However, relying solely on an ID card is insufficient to obtain all the information.
The vision of God!
This skill allows you to move your perspective to some extent, and its most convenient use is for observing yourself, saving you the trouble of looking in a mirror.
The change in perspective made Ji Yi feel very novel, as if she were in a third-person game.
Soon, text windows began to pop up on the face of the man who resembled Daniel Wu.
Ji Yi is a notorious street urchin in Long City, known for his debauchery and vices.
"?"
[He was on the run, burdened by hundreds of thousands of yuan in gambling debts, but recently met a naive female college student online and arranged to meet her for a one-night stand.]
"."
[I called my underling along so I could borrow some money for a hotel room; in return, he could watch me masturbate.]
You damn beast!
"Clap clap clap!"
He slapped himself three times.
Chicken Leg: "Teacher Ji, please don't do that, Teacher Ji."
Cilantro gave Ji Yi a strange look, but her emotions seemed very stable.
However, judging from her simple appearance, Ji Yi felt that she was probably more of a dullard.
The role he assigned to himself was such a scumbag.
In reality, getting married would certainly not be an easy or difficult process.
Speaking of the mission objective, how do you determine if you've successfully completed the wedding ceremony? Do you hold a wedding ceremony?
Given the current situation, neither the gambling addict nor the naive young woman has the financial means to meet this requirement.
But what if we broaden our definition of a wedding ceremony?
For example, he might make a chicken leg act as a priest and exchange a can ring for cilantro.
It's worth a try.
"Chicken Leg, check how much money is left in your phone account."
"Oh, let me take a look."
While the chicken leg was being examined, Ji Yi continued to introduce the newbie coriander.
"Hyperdimensional game is a game involving life and death. Don't be fooled by the art style of the first dungeon you encounter. In most cases, you will be fighting to the death. However, since you are a beginner, the initial mission objectives are not too difficult. But don't underestimate this game. If you don't understand anything, feel free to ask me."
"Ah."
The other person nodded blankly, and it was impossible to tell whether they disliked him or were simply a little naive.
Ji Yi ignored him and continued to explain, "Next, all we need to do is figure out how to successfully hold the wedding, and the mission will be complete. Don't worry, we'll get married later, you don't need to make any sacrifices, it's just a formality."
After saying that, I thought that Cilantro would respond with an "Mmm" as usual, but this time she shook her head: "No, I refuse."
Ji Yi: "?"
"why?"
Cilantro said calmly, "I don't want to marry a frivolous and casual man, nor do I want a fake marriage. This is an easy copy; there will be no punishment even if it fails."
Ji Yi: ".?"
No, normally girls should be begging "brother, please carry me!" How come they so calmly gave up on clearing the dungeon?
Besides, even if you have a cold personality, which eye of yours saw me as frivolous and casual?
Ji Yi was so angry that she gritted her teeth, about to argue back.
"Brother Ji, I checked all the accounts and the total is about a thousand yuan."
Upon hearing this, Ji Yi looked at the chicken leg: "Is that enough for a wedding?"
Chicken Leg: "Not enough, is it?"
Hiring an emcee would be a huge expense, costing at least tens of thousands of yuan, plus venue rental, meals, makeup, photos, and so on.
After a moment's thought, Ji Yi spotted a vending machine on the street.
"Go, buy three canned drinks, anything will do."
"Oh."
Chicken Leg, without understanding why, followed the instructions.
Ten minutes later, in a secluded corner.
There were two opened cans of Coke on the ground, and one can that was not opened.
Chicken Leg held his phone and muttered words he'd found online:
"Mr. Ji Yi, do you take Ms. Chi Xiangcai to be your wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to honor her, to love her, and to remain faithful to her until the end of your life?"
Ji Yi: "I'm willing."
"Miss Chi Xiangcai, do you take Mr. Ji Yi to be your husband, to stay with him forever, to be faithful to him, until the end of your life?"
Cilantro clearly hesitated.
She pursed her lips, and for some reason looked rather unhappy.
But in the end, she reluctantly uttered the words "I do".
Seeing this, Chicken Leg continued, "Please, newlyweds, exchange wedding rings that symbolize your eternal commitment."
Ji Yi picked up the pull tab of the soda can, and so did the cilantro.
Chicken Leg: "The ring is round, representing endless love; the metal's toughness symbolizes..."
"In the name of love, I solemnly announce: Mr. Ji Yi and Ms. Chi Xiangcai are officially husband and wife!"
The ceremony is over.
Nothing happens.
"Tsk, so it really doesn't work?"
Ji Yi casually tossed aside the pull tab from the soda can stuck on her ring finger, picked up the cola on the ground, and drank it down in one gulp.
Seeing this, Cilantro frowned slightly and also removed the pull tab.
Ji Yi could clearly capture these expressions.
Why is this woman so hostile towards me?
Although there was no need to explain, he still spoke up to clarify:
"Cilantro, don't be so hostile towards me. How did I become frivolous? Wasn't I helping you out at the party? Besides, I've never been in a relationship and I'm still a virgin."
As soon as she finished speaking, Cilantro's expression suddenly changed.
But after a moment's hesitation, her expression turned skeptical: "I don't believe it."
hiss.
The last time he felt so speechless was with that little girl named Agua.
Ji Yi: "Why would I lie to you? I have no reason to do that."
I glanced at her and thought, "Hmm... there seems to be a reason."
Cilantro's suspicion deepened, and she immediately stood up: "I'm leaving. Let's end this boring dungeon. Anyway, we won't die if we lose, right?"
Seeing this, Ji Yi decided not to try to persuade her any further.
She's right. Since there's no penalty for losing in this instance, winning or losing doesn't seem to matter.
After all, the meager rewards from simple dungeons are a waste of time for Ji Yi. Leaving the dungeon and starting a new one might be more profitable.
But just then, Chicken Leg spoke up: "Wait a minute, I have an idea."
Upon hearing this, both of them looked at him.
"any solution?"
Chicken Leg hesitated for a moment: "It's just a suggestion, a simple suggestion. Don't overthink it, you two. Since the instance only says to complete the wedding ceremony, and doesn't specify any particular couple..."
"I don't want to marry you either."
Cilantro said lightly.
drumstick:"."
It seems it's not a matter of whether he's a scumbag or not; it's simply that she has a psychological aversion to scumbags.
Unless this is a life-or-death situation, she has no reason to enter into a fake marriage with a stranger.
Chicken Leg quickly said, "That's not what I meant. I meant, since you're unwilling, why don't Ji-ge and I just have a wedding ceremony?"
Ji Yi: "???"
Don't eat cilantro: "???"
"Wait, why are you all looking at me like that?! I'm not gay, my heart is only for Guagua. But to complete the mission, making a little sacrifice is okay, right? It's not like we're going to kiss or anything, it's just a formality!"
Ji Yi chuckled: "Hmph, Little Nanniang, did you enjoy yourself?"
drumstick:"."
Half a second later, the chicken leg waved its hands repeatedly:
"Brother, stop messing around. My sexual orientation is really normal. Since this last option won't work, let's just give up on the dungeon. We won't lose anything anyway."
The three exchanged glances, confirming that it was indeed the case.
"In that case, let's go, I'll take you to the rooftop. Consider it a practice run before going all in on A-shares."
Ji Yi was also very open-minded. Although he had never lost a dungeon in his career, he didn't care about such empty fame. It was just an easy dungeon.
Just as the three were about to take action, a line of black cars drove up and surrounded them.
Squeak.
As the sound of brakes rang out, a man stepped out of the lead black sedan.
It was Yao Shaojie!
"Damn it, I thought you had some powerful connections, but it turns out you owe dozens of dollars at the casinos under my name!"
After his angry outburst, Yao Shaojie wore a sinister grin.
"Let me borrow your girlfriend for a couple of days, and the debt will be wiped clean. Otherwise... hmph."
A group of menacing-looking people got out of the other cars.
"Either pay me back now, or... take off any parts of your body as collateral!"
[Dungeon difficulty has been changed]
[Current Dungeon Difficulty: Normal]
(End of this chapter)
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