After being linked to the merit system, I became an internet sensation through live streaming.

Chapter 9 An unexpected surprise
"Now that they are all doing well, I feel I have no reason to bother them anymore. I've gotten used to being dead for so many years!"

Su Yixuan smiled knowingly: "It's best if you can understand! When your remains see the light of day again, your parents will know what you went through. In order to accumulate more good karma for you, they will lead the whole family to do good deeds. You will be happy in your next life!"

"Thank you, Master. Meeting you is the greatest blessing I have ever received!"

As they were talking, Xu Mengling returned.

Su Yixuan used her remaining spiritual power to break open the passage to the Bridge of Helplessness, and the two big brothers, Black and White Impermanence, walked out of the black hole in suits.

He's 198cm tall, has abs, and aside from his two funny faces, his looks are absolutely stunning.

Upon seeing Su Yixuan, he walked up to her warmly and shook her hand: "Boss, our performance this year depends on you. We promise to be there whenever you call."

Su Yixuan coldly withdrew her hand: "If you touch me again, they'll probably be the only ones with this year's sales targets."

The Black and White Impermanence immediately stood at attention, raising their hands above their heads with a "smack": "I promise to obey!"

Xu Mengling: What's going on?!
Zeng Jing: Truly a master!
The two female ghosts were unwittingly fitted with silver bracelets and entered the underworld with the Black and White Impermanence.

*Congratulations, host, on successfully forming a bond: Merit Points +2, Good Fortune Points +1000.

*Congratulations, host, you have gained two years of lifespan points. (Note: Due to a shared lifespan agreement with your younger brother from your previous life, you each received one year of lifespan.)
The cultivation ended as dawn broke on the horizon.

Su Yixuan took out her only coins, bought two steamed buns and a cup of soy milk, and took a taxi to the police station.

She didn't get out of the car when they arrived at the door. The driver looked at her suspiciously and said, "Young lady, we're here!"

Su Yixuan continued sipping her soy milk, replying indistinctly, "I know!"

Two minutes later, the driver looked in the rearview mirror and saw that Su Yixuan, who seemed completely unfazed, showed no intention of getting out of the car, and began to get a little anxious.

"Young lady, are you at the police station to report a crime or what? Hurry up and get it done, they're about to go home for dinner!"

"Not urgent!"

"You're not in a hurry, but I am! You're delaying my life, aren't you just playing around?"

"Master, you don't want to lose money, do you?"

"You don't want to get beaten up, do you? It's so early in the morning, are you crazy? Pay up, get off, and get the hell out of here!"

"Ok!"

Su Yixuan happily opened the car door.

"Sigh, I haven't paid yet!"

The driver leaned out and called to Su Yixuan. A tall man in a police uniform walked towards his car and asked in a low voice, "How much?"

"Ten, seventeen!"

After paying the fare, Su Shaoan led Su Yixuan inside, and the driver rubbed his face.

Why do I feel a little scared when I see that man?
Su Shaoan didn't take her to make a statement right away, but instead took her directly to his office, poured her a glass of water, and said, "Go ahead and speak!"

Su Yixuan glanced at the cooled boiled water: "I'm not thirsty, I just drank a big glass of soy milk."

"If you're not thirsty, then don't drink. Don't change the subject."

“After I left home that day, I felt that life is like a play and the world is unpredictable. Suddenly I had nothing left and I felt a great sense of loss. So I went to the river to clear my mind and accidentally fell into the water and met the river god. She thought I was exceptionally talented and a genius of the world. So she took me as her disciple, taught me Qimen Dunjia, face reading and divination, and then let me come back to save lost sheep.”

Su Shaoan looked at his younger sister, who seemed like a completely different person after just a few days, and felt a dull pain in his brow.

Could it be that she was hurt by her mother, which caused her to become somewhat mentally unstable?
"Then you'll stream?"

"I do live-streaming fortune telling, ghost hunting, and face reading. I'm not an expert in feng shui, but I can still take on jobs."

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Just as their eyes met but remained silent, a young man in his thirties named Han Shu excitedly pushed open the door: "Captain, there's progress in the dismemberment case!"

Han Shu was taken aback, not expecting there to be others present. Su Shaoan waved his hand: "Let's talk over there!"

"and many more!"

Su Yixuan suddenly called out to the two of them, walked up to the young man with her hands behind her back, and grinned at the faint black mist on his face: "I advise you to go to the hospital right now, otherwise your son will start calling other men 'Dad'!"

"!!!"

Han Shu's brain went blank for a moment, and he couldn't help but cover his mouth and lean closer to Su Shaoan: "Who is this guy? Is he sick?"

"My younger sister, Su Yixuan!"

"I'm sorry, Captain, I have bad eyesight and didn't recognize you!"

Su Shaoan really wanted to say, "It's not your fault, I hardly recognize you anymore!"

Su Yixuan shrugged: "I've already given you a chance. In ten minutes, you'll be back to your noble status as a single dog, which will give you more time to work harder on the case with your captain. Anyway, you don't have a girlfriend, so you're just killing time!"

Su Shaoan, who was shot out of nowhere: Why does he have ears?

He raised his hand and patted Han Shu on the shoulder: "The story of her change is a long one, let's talk about the case first!"

Just as they got to the crucial point, Han Shu's phone started playing a nursery rhyme in a strange way.

Su Shaoan's eyelids twitched when he saw the word "wife" in his phone's contact name.

The thick-skinned Han Shu answered the phone in a lighthearted tone, completely forgetting Su Yixuan's kind reminder just now.

He had only said two sentences when he suddenly sat back down on the sofa, looking completely lost.

Su Yixuan, who had arrived at some point, looked at Han Shu's mournful face and clicked her tongue twice in schadenfreude.

"He's always busy when you need him. Why keep a man like that around if you don't dump him?"

Su Shaoan grabbed Su Yixuan: "You should wait for me in the office. We don't need you here!"

"need!"

Han Shu suddenly roared and rushed over to hug Su Yixuan's ankle, crying loudly, "Master, please save my wife!"

"Your wife is beautiful, has a good appetite, and will live a long time. She doesn't need saving!"

"But she wants to break up with me, and I can't live without her!"

Su Yixuan crossed her arms: "You didn't say that ten minutes ago. You said I was sick!"

Han Shu was so speechless that he forgot to cry: "You're not sick, I'm sick!"

Su Shaoan thought to himself: I think you two are both sick!
Just when he thought the farce was over, Su Yixuan stretched out her fair little hand: "Give it to me?"

Han Shu looked up, puzzled: "What?"

"Your phone! I'll call your wife, it's just a matter of a few words."

Han Shu instinctively covered his phone and looked at Su Shaoan: "Team... Captain?"

Su Shaoan: What does this have to do with me!
Su Yixuan couldn't stand seeing a grown man being so hesitant, so she snatched the phone and unlocked it with his fingerprint.

"Hey, don't worry about who I am, I just want to tell you one thing. Some men seem rich, have plenty of free time, and are good at sweet talk, but that's all an illusion. They're actually juggling multiple relationships, they can't even count how many they're seeing. If you don't believe me, come find me, I have proof. Han Shu may not be the brightest, but he truly loves you, and the chances of him betraying you in the future are slim. Think about it for the sake of the child, goodbye!"

After saying that, he threw the phone back.

Han Shu then snapped: "Who are you calling brainless?"

Su Yixuan turned and left, not wanting to argue with someone who wasn't thinking straight: "I didn't charge you this time because of my brother, but remember to pay the deposit next time you come to me."

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