Huayu 1995

Chapter 307 Let Me Test You (Seeking Monthly Tickets)

"I'm only nineteen..."

Su Chao feigned shyness, using a retreat as a tactic to advance, which drew laughter from the audience.

"You're only nineteen, you don't have any comprehension problems."

Fei Yu-ching was speechless. "Stop pretending."

"There's no way around it, I'm just too smart!"

Su Chao was speechless.

I'm a person who has lived through the internet age, and you're telling me dirty jokes.

"Then let me test you?"

Fei Yu-ching perked up, winked at Su Chao, and said, "A friend of mine confessed his feelings to a girl, but she rejected him. Oh, she rejected him."

"Could this friend be you?"

Su Chao undermined him.

The audience burst into laughter again.

A variety show with this kind of back-and-forth interaction is more interesting.

"That's not the point. The point is that she told me—oh no, I mean, she told my friend..."

"understand!"

Su Chao nodded seriously, and the room erupted in laughter again.

That's how making a TV show is.

Some things aren't inherently funny, but when combined with the atmosphere and the performers' cooperation, they can create the best effect.

"You might as well not answer at all, let's continue," she said cruelly to my friend. "Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror? Do you think you're good enough for me?" Guess what my friend did?

Fei Yu-ching isn't actually sleazy when he tells jokes.

It only begins the moment the speaker finishes speaking.

"What have you done?"

Su Chao asked, showing great courtesy.

I didn't continue to talk about my friend's matter.

A joke or a lighthearted remark is fine, but constantly dwelling on it comes across as aggressive.

"My friend actually took off his pants, peed, and looked at himself in the mirror."

Fei Yu-ching is still very serious.

Clearly, this joke isn't over yet.

"and then?"

Su Chao was genuinely curious.

He was quite knowledgeable, but even he couldn't figure out which direction this dirty joke was going to take.

"Just as my friend took off his pants to pee, the girl said she wanted to try it with my friend..."

Fei Yu-ching blinked.

"..."

Su Chao held his forehead and covered his eyes, really not wanting to comment on this ridiculous joke.

He was dubbed "Giant Cannon" by Hong Kong paparazzi.

The joke about Fei Yu-ching is clearly based on this persona.

It's quite fitting for the occasion.

It's a bit dirty.

Su Chao could see that Lin Zhimeng had her head down, with her fine, wispy hair falling smoothly down her forehead, obscuring her delicate features.

Only the ears peeking out from between her hair were tinged with a rosy color.

Clearly, she understood.

"Many young people will watch this show, so let's stop here and just treat it as an inspirational story."

Zhang Fei came up and patched it up.

However, the joke is actually quite normal and not particularly outrageous.

"My fans are mostly young."

Su Chao then shifted the topic to his fans.

"My sister actually likes your songs too."

Fei Yu-ching said.

"My sister likes it too!"

Zhang Fei chimed in with a comment.

"What a coincidence, but...aren't your two older sisters the same person?"

Su Chao asked cautiously.

The audience burst into laughter again; today's program was actually quite enjoyable.

"Haha, speaking of which, my sister bought your album in mainland China. She went to mainland China to study last year." They were referring to their sister, Venerable Hengshu, who went to mainland China last year to study Buddhism and was appointed as a special researcher by the Chinese Yanhuang Culture Research Association.

That's right, their older sister is a nun.

However, this monk was no ordinary monk.

She and her brothers Chang Fei and Fei Yu-ching often participated in singing competitions when they were young.

Moreover, she rose to fame as a sexy star, and she was instrumental in making Fei Yu-ching and Chang Fei famous.

At the time, the three Zhang siblings were known as: "The Enchantress (Fei Zhenling), the Clown (Zhang Fei), and the Saint (Fei Yuqing)."

What's even more jaw-dropping is that when this nun tells dirty jokes, you can clearly tell that she and Fei Yu-ching are from the same family.

"I must visit him if I have the chance. How about I sing a song for the monk on the show today?"

Su Chao then shifted the topic to singing.

As a singer, he will definitely sing on the show.

"Sing 'Too Softhearted'!"

Fei Yu-ching applauded.

The audience applauded along with the performers. What more could you ask for than to be able to hear a live version of "Too Softhearted" on a TV show?

Su Chao's album topped various charts within half a month.

Everyone is now urging Red Star Production Company to release a CD.

Then we can watch the music video version.

Even without a music video, the live version can still be very moving; some songs are even more moving live than the recorded version.

"You're always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted / Crying alone until dawn / You love that person without regret / I know you're not that strong at all..."

This time, Su Chao didn't get the audience to sing along.

Because there were so few audience members, it would be awkward if no one knew the song.

Recently, Su Chao has been buying any singing experience points he finds that are cheaper, and with Teacher Lin's personal instruction, his singing skills have improved significantly.

Therefore, everyone has the feeling that Su Chao's singing skills are constantly improving.

No normal person would think that Su Chao was cheating.

There is only one explanation.

effort!

With Fei Yu-ching and Chang Fei around, Su Chao's singing will never be monotonous.

These two, acting as backup dancers and making expressions, whether they're appropriate for the occasion or not, definitely create the right atmosphere.

"It's amazing! I feel like this live performance is even better than the album version."

Zhang Fei's performance was exaggerated.

"You're not mistaken, very few people can sing better live than in the studio. Do you not have the money to hire a sound engineer?"

Fei Yu-ching also agreed, but his idea was rather outlandish.

"Next time, could you recommend a cheaper one for me?"

Su Chao didn't give a specific explanation, because he couldn't explain it clearly anyway.

It would be better to leave everyone with an image of being incredibly hardworking, so that the difference between the studio version and the live version in the future will be due to his progress.

It may be outrageous, but as long as it makes sense, that's fine.

"How was this song created? Where did the inspiration come from?"

Chang Fei helped promote the album.

"I have a friend..."

Su Chao started making up stories on the spot.

"Hahaha~"

The two hosts were laughing so hard they couldn't stand up straight, and the audience was also laughing uncontrollably.

Clearly, the boomerang that was thrown out has now hit Su Chao.

He was just mocking Fei Yu-ching's "a friend," but a few minutes later he used the same method himself.

"They really are friends, friends who have just broken up. I actually love talking to my friends about their love stories, and then I can empathize with them and get emotional resonance, which is how I created so many unique songs."

Su Chao himself certainly doesn't have any relevant experience.

"I remember you also have a song called 'Mistake in the Flower Field.' Is this also your friend's experience? This must be your own experience. You made a mistake in a flower field. You're quite good at choosing a place. Did your girlfriend know that you made a mistake there?"

The King of Lewdness doesn't allow himself to miss any dirty jokes.

I made a mistake in the flower field / Please forgive my amorous intrusion / How could I be drunk? / Beauty is because of your beauty...

She was drunk, and she was too beautiful.

Listen to this... it's full of stories!

Su Chao himself isn't entirely innocent; his songs are filled with too many complicated experiences.

If he said on the show that he was only nineteen years old and still a virgin, no one would believe him.

Nineteen years old is not an obstacle at all.

(End of this chapter)