I teach in Naruto, and the system says I am Tsunade's student

Chapter 153 The Unofficial History of Uchiha Madara, The Laughing Nine-Tails (First and Second Updates)

After finishing the meeting, Kitazawa returned to his classroom in Class 1-A.

Karin was talking with Ino Yamanaka and Naruto Uzumaki, and it seemed that she had already become friends with them.

Kitazawa was not surprised.

What bad intentions could a group of six- or seven-year-old children possibly have?

Furthermore, Karin isn't socially awkward like Hinata Hyuga. In the original work, her personality is somewhat similar to Tsunade and Sakura Haruno.

"Classes begin."

Kitazawa walked to the podium, patted it, and said.

The first-grade class A immediately fell silent.

Karin glanced around instinctively, realizing Kitazawa's imposing presence.

Because all the students seemed very serious and did not show the slightest reluctance.

Even Nara Shikamaru, who seemed so carefree before, was like that.

The first lesson was about the Will of Fire.

Karin thought she wouldn't understand, since she was a transfer student and had never attended school before, but she actually listened to what she was saying.

Is this the teacher from Konoha Village, one of the Five Great Villages?
How terrifying!
"Karin, come to my office."

After class, Kitazawa called out and left the classroom.

"I'm going to find Mr. Kitazawa."

Karin stood up and greeted Yamanaka Ino and the others.

"We're going to train now. If you want to find us, come to the training ground."

Yamanaka Ino said with a smile.

"Me and Sasuke at the school's artificial lake!"

Sakura Haruno quickly said, "You can come and find us too!"

Although she usually interns at Konoha Hospital, she goes to the artificial lake to practice medical ninjutsu when Kitazawa is not around.

Of course, we'll also take a look at Uchiha Sasuke.

"Hey, you forgot about me!"

Kiba Inuzuka immediately added.

He was also at the artificial lake, but he was doing water treading training.

"Ok!"

Karin felt a warm feeling in her heart.

In Kusagakure, she and her mother were confined to their room all day, unable to go out, and had no friends.

Having so many friends all at once feels like a dream.

After leaving the classroom, Karin headed towards Kitazawa's office.

"Come in."

Kitazawa spoke after hearing the knock on the door.

"Teacher Kitazawa."

Karin walked in.

"How was your first day of school?"

Kitazawa smiled gently and asked.

"feels good."

Karin said sincerely, "The students are all very good, and Kitazawa-sensei's teaching is also very good."

"If you encounter any problems at school, come to me immediately."

Kitazawa nodded and said, "Now that it's the second semester, you've missed a lot of classes, so you need to catch up."

"Ok."

Karin readily agreed.

"You don't need to attend classes normally for a while. You can resume normal classes after you catch up on the missed lessons."

Kitazawa casually picked up the textbook on the table and said, "Let's go to the training ground."

"Eh?"

Karin looked surprised.

What does it mean to go to the training ground for extra lessons?
"It's so lonely having you tutoring alone in my office."

Kitazawa knew what she was thinking, so he explained, "It'll be more lively at the training ground with Ino and the others."

Karin was stunned.

How could you be so thoughtful?
Kitazawa-sensei is such a kind person.

Karin felt very uncomfortable, mainly because everyone in Kusagakure was a villain, and not a single one of them was kind to her.

The two arrived at the training ground.

"Xianglin?"

Yamanaka Ino looked surprised when she saw Karin.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Nara Shikamaru slacked off and stopped training altogether.

Hinata Hyuga was still training, but her gaze also fell on Kitazawa and Karin.

Only Hyuga Neji glanced at it once and then ignored it.

Yakushi Kabuto took the initiative to step forward.

"She's here to help you with your tutoring."

Kitazawa opened the spirit storage scroll and took out a set of table and chairs.

Upon seeing this, Karin immediately sat down at her desk.

"This is the textbook for the first semester."

Kitazawa put down the textbook and said, "You finish reading it first, and I will have my shadow clone guide you throughout the process."

If Karin relies solely on reading books, her progress will definitely be very slow.

But with his shadow clones, it's much faster than in a normal class.

"Thank you, Kitazawa-sensei."

Karin felt a headache coming on looking at all those textbooks, but she didn't complain.

After leaving the hellish Kusagakure, even going to school became incredibly wonderful.

"You should also continue your cultivation."

Kitazawa glanced at Nara Shikamaru and said.

This little guy even manages to slack off in just a few minutes; he's practically a master of procrastination.

Nara Shikamaru, without changing his expression, began practicing his clan's secret technique, Shadow Tentacles.

"Teacher Kitazawa."

Seeing that Kitazawa had finished dealing with the matter, Kabuto Yakushi said, "I have learned Wind Release: Gale Palm and Wind Release: Great Breakthrough."

"good."

Kitazawa nodded and said.

He learned two C-rank Wind Release ninjutsu in half a month, which can be considered rapid progress.

"I will now teach you the third Wind Release ninjutsu."

Kitazawa thought for a moment and said, "It's a B-rank ninjutsu, so it will be quite difficult."

After he finished speaking, he took out a shuriken.

Wind Release: Shuriken!
Kitazawa glanced around and threw it at a rock not far away.

A sharp edge appeared on the surface of the shuriken.

The next second, the stone was cut in half.

"This is a Wind Release shuriken."

Kitazawa paused for a moment and said, "You practice first. If you can't learn it, come back to me."

B-rank ninjutsu already requires a certain level of mastery of chakra nature transformation.

Kabuto Yakushi has only been practicing Wind Release chakra nature transformation for a relatively short time; he can only be said to have just begun.

If he can't learn Wind Release: Shuriken, then pause for now and practice Wind Release: Chakra Nature Transformation.

"Okay, Kitazawa-sensei."

Kabuto Yakushi took a deep breath and drew his shuriken.

After giving instructions for half an hour, Kitazawa handed the task over to the shadow clone.

Kabuto Yakushi has a very good foundation, and he also has excellent chakra control, so he doesn't need to worry too much.

"Teacher Kitazawa!"

Seeing this, Hinata Hyuga finally lost her temper and couldn't help but shout.

"what happened?"

Kitazawa stepped forward, patted her head, and asked, "Is there a problem?"

"No."

Hinata Hyuga smiled and looked at him, saying happily, "I can now unleash twelve consecutive palm strikes!"

Are you asking me to praise you?

Seeing her expectant expression, Kitazawa asked jokingly.

Hinata Hyuga's thoughts were seen through, her face flushed, and she lowered her head in embarrassment, nervously clutching the hem of her clothes with her small hands.

"You have indeed made great progress."

Kitazawa couldn't help but laugh and praised, "Your current strength is more than enough to participate in the Chunin Exams."

"Thank you, Kitazawa-sensei!"

Hinata Hyuga was overjoyed and said, "This is all thanks to Kitazawa-sensei's guidance!"

"Alright, enough said. Continue your training and strive to master the Soft Fist: Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms as soon as possible."

Kitazawa reached out and pinched her rosy cheek, saying...

"Ah."

Hyuga Hinata nodded.

Kitazawa stepped back and watched her cultivation.

After Hinata Hyuga made no more obvious mistakes, he walked towards a distant corner.

Kitazawa walked through two tree-lined avenues and then saw Naruto Uzumaki.

More accurately, it was a large group of Naruto Uzumaki.

They were all covered in sweat and looked extremely tired.

The third stage of the Rasengan is indeed very difficult.

Furthermore, since Naruto Uzumaki didn't use any tricks like in the original work, the progress was even slower.

"Naruto, you've been training for so long, come and rest for a while."

Kitazawa said loudly.

"Teacher Kitazawa?"

Naruto saw him and was immediately overjoyed.

After his Rasengan training got on track, he trained alone, and Kitazawa rarely interfered.

"Dispel your shadow clone first."

Kitazawa's lips twitched as he spoke.

A group of Naruto Uzumakis dressed in green bodysuits surrounded him, and he felt like his eyes were turning green; it was really hard to stay calm.

Upon hearing this, Naruto immediately formed hand seals.

Bang bang bang sounds were heard.

Numerous shadow clones disappeared, and memories and experiences returned.

Naruto Uzumaki couldn't hold on any longer and collapsed to the ground, his face deathly pale.

Kitazawa's secret passage is truly inhuman.

If he were to retrieve so many shadow clones, he might die.

"Drink water."

Kitazawa handed him a bottle of water.

"Thank you, Kitazawa-sensei."

Naruto Uzumaki sat up, unscrewed the bottle cap, and drank several mouthfuls at a time.

Kitazawa glanced at his abdomen.

He was wondering if the Nine-Tails would eavesdrop when it had nothing better to do.
After all, it had been locked in a dark room for a long time, so it had little entertainment other than eavesdropping.

However, that's not necessarily true; it might be sleeping soundly in the sealed space.

"Naruto, wait for me a moment."

Kitazawa suddenly thought of a way to wake up Kurama.

"what?"

Just as Naruto was about to ask a question, Kitazawa disappeared without a trace. A moment later, he reappeared, but with another person by his side: Sasuke Uchiha.

"Sasuke, awaken your Sharingan."

Kitazawa spoke first.

"...?"

Sasuke Uchiha, who was already confused, became even more bewildered.

what's the situation?
Did you call me here just to awaken the Sharingan?

Although Sasuke Uchiha was puzzled, he still activated his Sharingan.

A crimson hue flashed.

A chilling aura spread outwards.

Sealed space.

"Where did this Uchiha come from?"

The Nine-Tails, who was sleeping, was suddenly awakened.

There are two things it hates most in its life: the Sharingan and Wood Release.

However, it dislikes the Sharingan more than Wood Release.

After all, Wood Release is truly ineffective.

The Sharingan is disgusting; you can control it without even fighting it, forcing it to participate in the battle against its will.

"Oh, it's that brat."

Kurama noticed Uchiha Sasuke, but then lost interest.

It had been living inside Naruto's body for a long time, so it was naturally very familiar with the people he frequently came into contact with.

Uchiha Sasuke was one of them.

But in its eyes, the Uchiha were just a weakling that could be crushed with a fingernail.

It completely dampened its enthusiasm.

"During this break, I'll tell you the story of the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, and Madara Uchiha, how about that?"

Kitazawa asked with a smile.

"Great! I want to hear it!"

Naruto Uzumaki immediately perked up.

Uchiha Madara?

Isn't that the strongest Uchiha in the history of the Uchiha clan?
Uchiha Sasuke became interested upon hearing this.

"Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha?"

Nine-Tailed Fox let out a soft "Eh".

Upon hearing those two familiar names, it couldn't help but tremble all over.

It was sleeping peacefully when it was suddenly kidnapped by Madara Uchiha, who not only controlled it but also took it to fight.

The Nine-Tails thought it was invincible in the ninja world, but Madara Uchiha controlled it with just a glance.

At the time, it believed that Madara Uchiha was definitely the strongest ninja.

Who would have thought there was an even more perverted ninja?

While shouting, "You're too strong, you need to be sealed," Hashirama Senju pressed it to the ground with just one hand.

Nine-Tails felt that she was really pitiful and helpless at that time.

"The stories from the Warring States period are quite ancient, and I didn't experience them myself. I'm just telling you what I've heard in unofficial history, so you don't have to take them seriously."

Kitazawa first issued a disclaimer, then asked, "Whose story would you like to hear first?"

"Hashirama Senju!"

Naruto Uzumaki immediately said.

"Madara Uchiha."

Sasuke Uchiha spoke almost simultaneously with Naruto Uzumaki.

"Let's start with Madara Uchiha."

Kitazawa looked at Naruto Uzumaki and said, "You don't need to be disappointed, because many of Madara Uchiha's stories are related to Hashirama Senju."

"Ah."

Naruto Uzumaki nodded and said, "Sasuke, sit down with me."

Uchiha Sasuke hesitated for a few seconds, then sat down on the ground with him.

According to unofficial historical records, Madara Uchiha never cried or made a fuss after he was born.

Kitazawa fabricated a story, saying, "His father, Uchiha Tajima, laughed wildly upon seeing him, believing him to be an indestructible war god."

Why was his father so happy?

Naruto asked, puzzled.

"Because that era was very chaotic, only the truly strong could survive."

Kitazawa gave an example, saying, "Even powerful figures like Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju couldn't protect their younger brothers from dying."

"Not crying or making a fuss doesn't sound particularly special."

Sasuke Uchiha frowned slightly and said.

He had imagined it would be some earth-shattering birth, something like a shower of flowers or a surge of chakra.

"When Uchiha Tajima picked up Uchiha Madara, he started crying."

Kitazawa coughed lightly and said, "But it's not the cry of an ordinary baby boy."

What was that crying sound?

Sasuke Uchiha paused for a moment, then asked curiously.

"It's a girl crying."

Kitazawa replied.

"what?"

Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, and Kurama instinctively exclaimed in surprise.

"That's why Madara Uchiha was raised as a girl from a young age and often wore skirts and the like."

Kitazawa suppressed a laugh and said...

"???"

Uchiha Sasuke looked completely bewildered.

No, I don't believe it!

Although Madara Uchiha had betrayed Konoha, he was never forgotten within the Uchiha clan because of his terrifying strength.

Upon hearing Kitazawa's words, Sasuke Uchiha felt as if the sky had fallen, and Madara Uchiha's image had been utterly destroyed.

"No wonder."

Naruto Uzumaki exclaimed excitedly, "I would call him the founder of the Sexy Jutsu!"

He remembered the unofficial history Kitazawa had told him before.

Madara Uchiha used a transformation technique to turn into a beautiful woman and fooled Hashirama Senju.

Upon closer examination, he realized that this was the prototype of seduction techniques.
"???"

Uchiha Sasuke glanced at him instinctively.

Was the Sexy Jutsu actually created by Madara Uchiha?

"Hahaha!"

Nine-Tails laughed so hard he patted his belly inside the sealed space.

It never imagined that the imposing Madara Uchiha would have such an unofficial history.

"Is there any unofficial history about the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju?"

Sasuke Uchiha decided to restore Madara Uchiha's honor.

"Hashirama Senju was also among them?"

The Nine-Tails immediately stopped laughing wildly and pricked up its ears to listen.

"Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were both enemies and friends."

Kitazawa paused for a moment and asked, "But do you know what kind of contest Hashirama Senju proposed when they first met?"

"That will definitely be a real-world sparring match full of youthful passion and energy!"

Naruto Uzumaki immediately gave a thumbs up and said.

Uchiha Sasuke nodded in agreement.

Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were the strongest ninjas in the world at that time.

Their first battle was certainly not simple, much like the legendary Battle of the Valley of the End.

"No."

Kitazawa shook his head and said, "They're competing to see who can pee the farthest."

"what?"

Uzumaki Naruto's eyes widened.

"...?"

Uchiha Sasuke's mouth twitched.

He didn't even play such childish games as peeing the farthest when he was three years old.

"Hahaha!"

Nine-Tailed Fox laughed so hard she rolled on the ground.

For a moment, the sealed space was in turmoil, and the chakra was in complete chaos.

"hiss!"

Naruto suddenly pressed his stomach and said, "I think I ate something bad, I feel a bit bloated."

"Let me check it for you."

Kitazawa raised an eyebrow and said.

Upon hearing this, Naruto released his grip.

Kitazawa placed his hand on his clothes, and pale green chakra surged forth.

They quickly sensed the sealed space deep within his abdomen.

"It's nothing, I just need to rest for a while."

Kitazawa didn't go any further, withdrew his hand, and said.

After this inspection, he confirmed one thing: the Nine-Tails was indeed eavesdropping.

Moreover, that ball of chakra looked extremely active; it was probably laughing so hard it passed out.

"So who won in the end?"

Naruto asked curiously.

Uchiha Sasuke remained silent.

What's the point of who wins or loses?

However, he also looked at Kitazawa, wanting to know the answer.

"Hashirama Senju won."

Kitazawa replied, "Because Madara Uchiha has a weakness: if someone is behind him, he can't pee."

"Is someone helping Hashirama Senju?"

Sasuke Uchiha paused for two seconds before realizing the blind spot.

"It is the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju."

Kitazawa explained, "He used the Flying Thunder God Technique to teleport behind Madara Uchiha, causing him to suffer a crushing defeat."

Is this how the Flying Thunder God Technique is used?
No, that's not right.

Is it fair that your Senju clan is fighting two against one?
The evil Thousand Hands!
Uchiha Sasuke's thoughts inexplicably drifted away.

"Hahaha!"

Kurama laughed until tears streamed down his face. It turned out that Madara Uchiha had this weakness.

"Oh no, my stomach hurts again!"

Naruto Uzumaki immediately clutched his stomach and said.

"That's all for today's anecdotal history. You all continue your cultivation, and we'll talk about it again next time we have the chance."

Kitazawa clapped his hands and said.

But this is a lie.

He plans to wait a long time before speaking about it.

Kurama might be unable to resist taking the initiative to talk to Naruto Uzumaki, just to hear more about the unofficial history of Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju.

Uchiha Sasuke's expression was complicated.

He wished he had never heard this unofficial history.

But Naruto listened with great interest.

　Five thousand words, two chapters combined.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)