Necromancer, summoning 055? What the heck?

Chapter 323 Divine Punishment for the Unapproved Poseidon Boomerang

As the head of the Dongxia Meteorological Department, Lu Haibo's feelings are very complicated, extremely complicated!
It can be described as a mix of joy and sorrow!
The Dongxia meteorological department consistently ranks among the top three in public opinion polls—though it's usually near the bottom. The core issue is simple: inaccurate forecasts!

Weather forecasting is inherently a matter of trends, and changes can happen at any moment. In a vast land like Dongxia, achieving highly accurate forecasts would be unimaginably costly.

In some countries, weather forecasts only need to say: "Sunny nationwide" or "Rainy nationwide." That might allow for more detailed forecasts. However, in Dongxia, the national forecasts take up a huge amount of time, reporting only one or two cities per province. How can that be detailed?

At the same time, the meteorological department has an important and special task, which is to cooperate in disaster prevention and relief. This is a task that requires a lot of effort but is not very rewarding.

If a disaster is predicted but doesn't occur, it's making a mountain out of a molehill and wasting resources; if the forecast is inaccurate and leads to an inappropriate response, it's a dereliction of duty that needs reflection; but if a major meteorological disaster is not warned in advance... that would be utterly disastrous.

What's worse is that meteorological departments in various regions are under dual leadership. If they do well, the directly managed department takes the credit; if they do poorly, it's all the fault of the vertically managed department!

For a long time, the meteorological department's presence has mainly been reflected in online jokes.

For example, the most famous meteorological department has tens of thousands of anti-aircraft guns and eight thousand rocket launchers, firing more than 500,000 artillery shells and more than 150,000 rockets a year. It even has experience launching medium-range "weather" ballistic missiles with a range exceeding 400 kilometers. It is "respectfully" called the world's fifth-largest artillery force!

Of course, Lu Haibo knew that the accuracy of the artillery used by the meteorological department was incomparable to that of the military, and at best it was only slightly better than that used by the black men.

However, putting aside these jokes and frustrations, Lu Haibo was, after all, a high-ranking official in Dongxia, wielding great power and influence. Yet, when it came to the earth-shattering secret of the "Starry Sky" world, he had remained completely unaware.

The meteorological research institute, which is directly under the jurisdiction of the meteorological bureau, has been secretly involved in the collation and analysis of meteorological data from the Starry World for several years, but he, as the nominal head, was completely unaware of it.

This is a bit too much... Oh well, it's all thanks to the leadership's cultivation!

This time, thanks to his budding new abilities, he was finally fortunate enough to learn some of the secrets.

Lu Haibo felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

Good news! Our meteorological department has actually gained access to such confidential information.

Bad news: the weather service is going to be shut down!
If the weather is perfect, what use will the meteorological department be? Where will I aim my artillery?

The bureau chief was full of questions, but the deputy bureau chief who was with him thought differently. He pushed up his glasses and began to analyze the situation for his bureau chief.

"Boss, you're overthinking it. I think this is absolutely fantastic news!"

"You know the style of our country's leadership. Even if the World Tree can truly achieve favorable weather conditions, a long-term backup meteorological system is still indispensable! This is a strategic safeguard, a bottom-line mentality!"

Lu Haibo nodded slightly, then sighed softly: "That's true, but the status and resource investment of the backup system and the host unit are ultimately worlds apart."

"Yes, but we can still explore many new areas of work!"

"Shouldn't we also pay close attention to weather changes abroad? Today it's outside our control, but what about tomorrow, or the day after?"

"There's such a vast starry world, and the territory controlled by [Wanderer] is growing larger and larger. Shouldn't we also make corresponding preparations and provide continuous meteorological support?"

"Besides, when it comes to manipulating the weather, do you know what came to my mind first?"

"Weather weapons!"

Lu Haibo's eyes lit up.

"For example, I'm just saying whatever comes to mind. Like, if any ships come to our waters to cause trouble in the future, will we not need to drive them away, but just throw a giant wave and flip them over?"

"Or, perhaps we could send a tsunami out to help clean up the mess left by some clueless people around here?"

"Who else but us can make accurate assessments of these things?"

"I think we should start preparing for this research now. If we achieve results, then our meteorological department..."

"In the future, I might be able to get a position in one of our various military branches!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Haibo felt a sudden sense of clarity. He slapped his thigh, and the gloom on his face vanished.

"Good! Good! Good!" he said three times. "That's why we say you're the little Zhuge Liang of our bureau! Your mind is so quick! That makes perfect sense; it's a complete extension and enhancement of our professional abilities!"

"This is the vast world, full of potential!"

"Let's get to work!"

However, plans can't keep up with changes, and a sudden typhoon became the first major test for the meteorological bureau and [Sprout].

A massive typhoon eye was formed in the tranquil western sea.

Typhoons occur every year, which is perfectly normal, especially in the western Sea of ​​Tranquility. Because of its suitable water temperature, excellent atmospheric environment, and appropriate distance from the equator, it can be described as a birthplace, cradle, and nursery for typhoons, with several or even a dozen typhoons of varying sizes emerging every year.

Autumn is also the season when typhoons love to perform.

According to meteorological forecasts, this typhoon, named "Haishen," was originally just a tropical cyclone embryo, but as it gradually developed, it began to take the form of a typhoon.

The naming wasn't anything special at first. Typhoon names are like a seniority system, with more than a hundred names provided by neighboring countries, and they were used one by one. This time, it just so happened that the name "Haishen" came up.

Isn't that a coincidence? Just a while ago, the "A-Fu" incident happened, which sparked all sorts of bizarre speculations.

The most widespread and most believed one is the "Sea God" who is also known as "Afu". "Afu" is the Sea God, and this is the Sea God's revenge on the human world!

Public media outlets in various countries have been relatively cautious in their reporting, at most subtly skirting the issue, for example:
Urgent Announcement! Typhoon Haishen Shows Unusual Movements, Intensity Approaching the Highest Level of the Year! Experts: This May Be a Historically Rare Event!

Coincidence or Warning? The Name "Poseidon" Sparks Reflections!

Meteorological departments around the world face a major test: Typhoon Haishen's winds are rapidly intensifying, posing a severe disaster prevention situation!

Is the shadow of Typhoon Afu still hanging over? The explosive power of Typhoon Poseidon raises thought-provoking questions!

Meanwhile, self-media and social platforms have completely let loose, with all sorts of sensationalist headlines and attention-grabbing titles emerging one after another.

Nuclear-level news: Poseidon is enraged! Arsenal returns, tons of radioactive water transform into a cataclysmic typhoon, its target is... (Click to view link)

Shocking Insider Information! The Return of the Gods? The Truth Is...

[Urgent! If you're on the coast, you absolutely must see this! Typhoon Haishen carries a 'radiation curse,' experts teach you three ways to save your life!]

A chilling discovery! Image of the eye of Typhoon Haishen revealed, magnified a hundred times to reveal a human face! Netizens exclaimed: It's Him!

Is 'Poseidon' just the beginning? The next 'Zeus' or 'Poseidon' is on its way! The end of humanity is near…

...These headlines, filled with exclamation marks, question marks, exaggerated words, and suggestive ellipses, spread wildly in the information flow, dragging this natural disaster into a vortex of conspiracy theories, mysticism, and doomsday theories, adding a touch of bizarre color to the world.

According to the trajectory predicted by meteorological departments of various countries 24 hours after the formation of the eye of the storm, Haishen's route should be westward, first passing through the middle of the ocean, then skimming over the northern region of Typhoon Jaime, continuing forward, and finally making landfall near the southern part of East Xia.

After making landfall, its power gradually weakened, eventually turning into a tropical storm before dissipating completely.

On the Eastern Xia side, a disaster rehearsal was already planned, so they were not in a hurry and quickly deployed a complete set of response plans.

The meteorological department issued a disaster prevention plan immediately.

Emergency evacuation of people in low-lying coastal areas, traffic control measures implemented in some cities and areas, school closures, and flight schedule adjustments.

Organize living supplies, properly resettle people, mobilize grassroots teams, and improve disaster relief organization.

Although it may cause some economic losses and secondary disasters, Dongxia itself has rich experience in disaster relief, and now it has [Budding] in hand, which is the best opportunity for practical training. The entire [Compassionate Voyage] Engineering Department is full of expectations.

However, the tree may wish to remain still, but the wind will not cease. After Typhoon Haishen began to move and its trajectory was basically determined, under the direction of certain major powers, Jasmine and Griffin launched a massive media attack against Dongxia.

The core logic is this: Dongxia bullies the weak, commits numerous evils, occupies other countries' waters, and damages the marine environment, which is why it has been punished by the "Sea God"!

The leader of Jasmine Country, who has been overwhelmed by various domestic problems recently, even publicly declared with undisguised joy when receiving a special envoy from a major power: "We are all children of God, and God will eventually punish those evil forces that disrespect Him. I think this is the retribution they are suffering!"

His almost irrepressible smile was captured on camera and broadcast around the world.

The leader did not name names, but the officials and media in Jasmine Country made no attempt to hide it.

They not only tightly linked Dongxia, sin, and divine punishment, but also brought out the traditional art of the white Anssa people—empty claims.

Because Dongxia's "evil deeds" led to the birth of the "Sea God," and the "Sea God" passing through the waters near Jasmine Country will have a "huge impact" on Jasmine Country's security and economy, Dongxia must take responsibility for this and make compensation.

Huge compensation!
Sometimes you'll find that all around Dongxia, bald eagles are forcibly supporting these traitors who are willing to sell out their country to come to power, and their political acumen is increasingly abstract.

This political performance, which resembled a street thug throwing a tantrum, left the Eastern Xia side speechless.

The radicals in the military are clamoring for military intervention. The previous battles were just an appetizer. There's still such a long chain of blockades to break. They should really swing their fists and give the military a few more medals.

The government submitted several sanctions proposals. Since using "long-arm jurisdiction" once, the intoxicating feeling has deeply infected the officials of Dongxia, so much so that they think about how to do it again all the time.

Of course, the meteorological department's blatant retaliatory plan was inevitable. After all, typhoons changing course is a common occurrence, and this was bound to be a slap in the face from "Haishen".

The bigwigs at the command post remained relatively calm.

"The ability to adjust the weather is not our own; it's in its nascent stage!"

"I think we don't have the final say; we should fully respect [Mengya]'s decision."

"Have Comrade Changlin explain the situation to [Sprout] in detail, and let [Sprout]'s opinion prevail!"

So, what will [Sprout] do?

As a World Tree that has taken root in Dongxia, sharing the same culture and destiny, [Sprout] naturally has a deep affection for Dongxia. Moreover, due to the exceptionally favorable nurturing provided by Dongxia, [Sprout] has grown far too quickly, to the point that it has not yet developed the tranquil nature of other World Trees that have grown over millions of years.

The little guy has quite a temper.

The specifics of how it worked were unclear to the people of Dongxia. In short, all the disaster prevention measures that everyone had taken so seriously were completely useless. When Typhoon Poseidon approached the waters of Dongxia, it suddenly shivered, turned around and became a super typhoon, heading straight for Jasmine Country.

The spiritual energy consumption was considerable, but everyone in Dongxia was willing to do it. What's wrong with their own child being playful and mischievous?

There are precedents for typhoons making sudden turns, but they are not very common.

At this moment, due to a series of reasons such as national conflicts, the legend of the "sea god", divine punishment, and geopolitical clashes, this sudden change of direction has attracted tremendous attention, and the world's gossip lovers are watching with wide eyes.

Under such intense public scrutiny, "Sea God" resembled an enraged prehistoric beast, unleashing overwhelming power and racing southeastward at a speed far exceeding expectations.

On the weather map, the white vortex representing death and destruction grew larger and clearer; satellite images showed the sea surface as dark water was torn into countless white bubbles, with towering waves.

The first to witness the scene was Jasmine Eagle Lion's stranded, dilapidated boat.

The East China Sea Police Force, which had previously blocked the supply of this ship, had long since withdrawn far away, allowing Jasmine to seize the opportunity to give the wrecked ship a thorough resupply.

Although the crew was terrified of the typhoon, how could their leader allow them to evacuate?

If we evacuate the people, what if Dongxia blocks our people from going up again after the typhoon passes?
"Hold on, this isn't an ordinary ship. It's already secured, and the typhoon won't have too much of an impact!"

"This time we have brought you sufficient supplies, fuel, and green paper. You must not let down the expectations of the people of the whole country!"

Of course, the bigger reason these people didn't leave was that there were no boats to take them away, so they couldn't swim back.

All we can do is pray!

Then, this spectacular live footage was created.

Within the influence of Typhoon Neptune, a leaden-gray rain curtain descended first, followed by waves torn to shreds.

A howling wind followed closely behind, and giant waves rose high like an endless black mountain range, advancing forward with overwhelming force.

As the camera approached the poor ship, it appeared as if an endless cliff was closing in on it.

Driven by the raging eye of the "Sea God," the wind and waves easily lifted the wrecked ship, first breaking it into several pieces, and then, like a toy in a child's bathtub, carrying it away in the murky seawater towards the Jasmine Kingdom's homeland.

Well, I guess this counts as being repatriated...

After the typhoon, rescue workers and journalists from various countries discovered a strikingly artistic scene amidst the devastated ruins of Jasmine: a prominent, twisted piece of ship wreckage, carried into the city by the raging waves, was precisely embedded atop the ruins of a half-collapsed government building.

This piece resembles a postmodern sculpture, seemingly commemorating the recent disaster. Experts have deciphered many intricate political metaphors from it, drawing countless flashes of light.

How Poseidon wreaked havoc on this filthy land after landing, and how it gradually dissipated, are matters that cannot be discussed in detail.

However, after the "Sea God" left, a strange legend gradually emerged in this sea area.

God decided to punish the Eastern Xia, and thus a raging storm was unleashed.

Unable to land without approval from the Eastern Xia government, I had to turn back...

What barbaric and unreasonable Dongxia people!
(End of this chapter)