I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 446 Breaking News!

Zhang Hao waved his hands repeatedly, "No need, no need, I'll continue with the room checks."

He led his group out of the dormitory, and with a quick glance, he spotted the principal's niece, who was second in the second year of high school.

In the distance, the top student in the senior year was also looking around.

Zhang Hao's face twitched immediately; it wouldn't be a big deal if a student just glanced at it.

But these students are unusual!

Leaving aside their school connections, their own influence alone is something to be taken seriously.

Thankfully, he didn't do anything outrageous.

Zhang Hao glanced at them again and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that none of the three had any phones or recording devices in their hands.

"It's gone, it's gone!"

He waved and took the initiative to leave first.

Jiang Yingzhu clicked her tongue, immediately took out her phone, and started sharing the gossip she had just heard.

Within the class's small group chat.

Zhu Zhu: Breaking news! The Dean of Students knelt down in the boys' dormitory!!

Mengmeng: (｀Д)!!
Mei Mengqian posted an emoticon to express her amazement at Zhuzhu's naming skills.

She greeted the senior student as she approached.

After watching the excitement, the three of them walked out while looking at their phones.

The class group chat quickly erupted in discussion.

Yu Qingya: Tell me the details, it's too explosive!

Hu Die: Should I kneel facing forward or backward?
Liang Xueyi: The head of the teaching department personally served him; that person must be very rich.

Liang Xueyi: It's a pity XP is so strange.

A group of boys: (￣△￣；)
Then Xiao Shuai, Zhang Wei, and Ma Liang chimed in one after another, recounting what had happened.

Xiao Shuai: @He Shen, you bastard, come out here! It wasn't you who did it, are you even human?
Ma Liang: Classmates, huh? What did Cheng Yuan ever do to you?

A silence fell over the small group as everyone waited for an answer.

He Shen: The dean of students asked me to lead the way, how can you blame me for that?

He Shen: What evidence do you have to prove that I did it? You're slandering me, you trash!

He Shen looked at the silent people in the group chat and sneered.

In his view, Cheng Yuan's actions were against the rules and he deserved his punishment.

The head of the teaching department was too spineless; he was actually frightened by the man's kneeling.

He even offers benefits; he's simply unfit to be the dean of students.

Thinking of this, He Shen opened the photo album and glanced at the video he had recorded.

"Why should he get the benefits but I don't? Go ahead and get Akaishi!"

He edited the video, keeping only the part where Zhang Hao berated Cheng Yuan, and then Cheng Yuan knelt down.

Next, open Douyin (TikTok) secondary account, upload, and publish.

Meanwhile, in his dormitory, Cheng Yuan packed away his tools and sent a message in the hairdressing group he had created.

After explaining the situation of the day, the group chat was disbanded.

After finishing, he glanced at his three roommates and laughed, "Guys, from now on I'll only be able to cut your hair for free."

"Brother Yuan is so generous."

"Brother Yuan is awesome!"

The group laughed and joked, but Cheng Yuan didn't forget what had happened to him.

He created a group chat, which only included Xiao Shuai and two others.

Cheng Yuan: Guys, let's think of a way.

Xiao Shuai invited "I am your dad" to join the group chat.

I am your father (Yu Bin): What are you doing?
Xiao Shuai: Cheng Yuan, don't worry, Brother Bin is absolutely trustworthy.

Zhang Wei: That's right, the four of us are so bad we could outwit Zhuge Liang.

Yu Bin quickly learned about the Avengers group chat.

Then I saw Cheng Yuan's message, so I typed a reply.

Yu Bin: You suspect He Shen?
Ma Liang: Brother Bin, there's no other way, it has to be him.

Yu Bin: It's quite possible. Some people live in the mud themselves and need the whole world to be covered in filth to feel balanced.

Yu Bin: But Cheng Yuan's hair salon business can't be restored either.
Cheng Yuan: That's not what I want. I want to find a way to teach He Shen a lesson. That guy is a bit cunning.

Cheng Yuan carefully recalled that his conflict with He Shen was the one he had when he helped Ma Liang.

Unlike back in my first year of high school, when I almost got into a fight with Ye Daijia and ended up swindling him out of several hundred yuan.

However, he didn't have a good solution at the moment, so he brainstormed ideas.

Ma Liang: Brother Yuan, how about we do what we did last time with the film, and have him give us a big one?
Xiao Shuai: I think it's okay, but a second goal isn't very satisfying. Let's add some more fuel to the fire and play something during Li Ping's class.
Zhang Wei: Brilliant!

Cheng Yuan was not very satisfied and was about to speak when he saw Yu Bin's speech.

Yu Bin: This won't work. Ye Daijia raised his threshold.

Upon seeing this message, the group chat fell silent.

After a while, Xiao Shuai spoke up: "How about letting the Great Accomplishment Holy Body make a move again?"
Zhang Wei immediately said: "Brother Xiao, if the Holy Body is unwilling, we'll be in danger."

The terrifying image of the Holy Body overwhelming He Shen resurfaced in everyone's minds.
I felt nauseous and chilled all over.

Cheng Yuan: Actually, there's no need for that. Let's think of another way.

Yu Bin: The best solution would be to demote him, but that's difficult.
Yu Bin: But I have another way.
Zhang Wei: What plan will you devise?
Yu Bin: Doesn't he like to report others? We can report him too.

Upon seeing this message, Zhang Wei slapped his thigh.

"Wow, Brother Xiao, it seems Brother Bin is still the better one."

Xiao Shuai didn't take it seriously, but instead fell into thought.

"Brother Wei, you still say He Shen is so rotten, what can we report about him?"

Zhang Wei was stunned, and Ma Liang was also stunned.

They glanced at each other and posted the question in the group chat.

Yu Bin: That depends on Wei Ge. Zhang Wei, aren't you well-informed?
Yu Bin: He Shen's situation is similar to Cheng Yuan's; he also needs to work part-time while studying.

Seeing this, Cheng Yuan, Zhang Wei, Xiao Shuai, and the others revealed meaningful expressions.

"Tsk, interesting."

Li Yan withdrew his divine sense, took out his phone, found He Shen's video, and forwarded it to the principal. He wasn't concerned about the head of student affairs's issue; he was only worried that Zhu Zhu, Meng Meng, and the senior student would be suspected.

Suppress this as soon as possible to avoid further trouble.

After the drum and bugle corps had finished its instruction, Li Yan selected two captains.

"Lu Xuening, you will be in charge of leading the bugle corps from now on. Zhang Qiyun, you will be in charge of leading the drum corps from now on."

Li Yan made arrangements, "Ye Hui made a few spare keys. Each of you take one. If you want to do anything in the future, you can come directly here."

"Also, you guys lead everyone in practicing here, we'll be going now."

With that, he left the activity room.

Yu Bing had had her fill of being both a teacher and a senior, and thus left as well.

Ye Hui naturally wouldn't stay here.

Inside the activity room, Lu Xuening and Zhang Qiyun looked at each other in bewilderment.

On the playground, Li Yan, Jiang Yingzhu, and the other two walked side by side.

"You've really gotten addicted to being a hands-off boss."

Jiang Yingzhu complained from the side, "They just learned it, and you've already handed over almost half of our music club's workload."

"Who said that? Didn't the lead singer save it for you?"

Jiang Yingzhu nodded and patted him on the shoulder.

"Not bad, not bad, worthy of praise. I'll hand over the lead singer next week, no, the week after next."

Jiang Yingzhu imagined herself leading a full drum and bugle corps in a song, and entered a fantasy state.

At this moment, Mei Mengqian glanced at Li Yan, somewhat puzzled.

"Aren't you curious about what we did?"

“I’m in the group chat too.” Li Yan looked at her like she was an idiot.

Mei Mengqian blushed immediately, having completely forgotten about the matter.

It's all Li Yan's fault; why did he have to go diving every day?

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Monday, Chinese language morning self-study session.

Li Ping, smiling, carried his enamel mug and walked around the classroom.

I saw someone doing homework early in the morning, but I didn't say anything.

He saw someone openly ignoring him in Chinese class and reciting English, but he didn't say anything.

Seeing that Hu Weiwen had come to sleep early in the morning, he still didn't say anything.

As the class representative for Chinese, Yu Qingya was stunned.

"Fanfan, does Li Ping have some kind of terminal illness? Why is he so happy?"

"80% of the time, the remaining 20% ​​is hysteria."

The two nodded thoughtfully.

"So, does this mean this is our last Chinese class?"

"I'm quite reluctant to part with him. I'll send him a wreath later. My aunt works in this field."

The two were singing in unison, but they didn't notice the horrified looks in Yu Bing and Guo Cailing's eyes next door.

Li Ping walked over slowly and silently, his expression completely betraying his true feelings.

"Cough cough hmm!"

Li Ping coughed twice, startling Lin Yufan and Yu Qingya so much that they stood up and then sat down again.

He smirked and said loudly:
"Early morning reading for Chinese is still very important. Everyone must pay attention to it, otherwise it won't be easy for me, the leader of the Chinese research group, to do my job."

"You don't want to be punished by writing a 30,000-word self-criticism, do you?"

The expressions of the students who were singing and reciting English changed.

"Damn! He's just a research group leader. Anyone who didn't know better would think he was the university president. He wrote 30,000 words in BYD. Is he even human?!"

Ye Daijia glanced at Wang Zhenyu next door and said, "Old Wang, what are you afraid of? Look at my brother Hu, he's sleeping so soundly."

Wang Zhenyu glanced at Hu Weiwen, speechless.

"Who can compare to him? He can get over 500 on tests even if he sleeps all day. Do you think he might have some kind of system?"

"The beautiful, adorable, and incredibly gorgeous system lady urges him to study in the space every day, and if he can't learn it, she'll squeeze him dry!"

"Otherwise, why would you be so weak and fall asleep as soon as you arrive?"

Ye Daijia also touched her chin, lost in thought.

"You have a point, but why not superpowers, like a dream world where you can do whatever you want?"

Li Yan listened for a moment, then patted his system, but saw no response.

His divine sense spread out and he found the reason for Li Ping's promotion.

Just then, Jiang Yingzhu asked a question.

"Li Yan, do you think Li Ping got lucky? How come he got promoted so easily?"

"right."

Li Yan thought it made perfect sense; He Shen was a piece of shit, and Li Ping really only became the research group leader because of him.

The head of teaching affairs was dismissed and reassigned to a regular administrative position.

The original grade director was promoted to director of teaching affairs, and the head of the Chinese language group took over the position.

Therefore, Li Ping was the last one to fill the vacancy.

Li Yan explained it to his curious childhood friend and classmate.

The two were immediately surprised.

"Someone posted a video, who recorded it?!"

They asked a question, but they weren't looking for an answer and quickly stopped paying attention to it.

After showing off his position, Li Ping brought up another matter.

"The results of last semester's essay competition are in. Mei Mengqian from our class won first place, and Li Yan won second place."

"Come up and collect your prize money and certificate."

The prize money wasn't much: 100 for Mei Mengqian and 50 for Li Yan.

Stingy.

Just then, Li Ping said again, "I have read your essays. The topics are solid, but to stand out, they are still very well written."

"I recommend that you submit your work to the New Concept Writing Competition. The registration deadline is in two weeks, so you can consider it."

(End of this chapter)