I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 414 I'm not listening to that guy.

Jiang Yingzhu punched Li Yan a few times for calling her room a pigsty, then returned to her bedroom and began tidying up.

Her room wasn't dirty, just not tidy.

Clothes were scattered haphazardly, and daily necessities were also laid out randomly, making it look messy at first glance.

But in her mind, everything was still tidy, and she knew where everything was.

If one day I forget, then I must start tidying up.

Jiang Yingzhu is packing up now.

She had only finished tidying up half of it when she suddenly froze.

"Wait! Aunt Fang and the others aren't arriving until the day after tomorrow, why should I clean up now?"

Jiang Yingzhu hesitated for a moment, feeling that if she cleaned up now that the cicadas were already there, it wouldn't seem like she was listening to Li Yan.

On the other hand, I felt that since I had already finished tidying up, if I gave up halfway, wouldn't all my efforts have been wasted?
"I'm not listening to that guy."

Jiang Yingzhu snorted and continued tidying up.

Just then, her cell phone rang, and Jiang Yingzhu went to the bedside table to answer it.

"Hello! Aunt Fang."

"Zhuzhu, what are you doing?"

Jiang Yingzhu took her new socks, which she had carelessly tossed on the bedside table, and put them in the wardrobe drawer, saying at the same time:
"Oh, I'm tidying up Li Yan's room. Aunt Fang, his room is a mess."

"That brat, he's asking for trouble. Why did I make you tidy up? I'll scold him when I get back."

Jiang Yingzhu suppressed the urge to say "Great!" and, with a quick twitch of her eyes, continued:
"It's alright, Aunt Fang. Mengmeng and my senior are helping him too. It's too chaotic, so it takes the three of us to manage."

"three people!"

Ms. Fang's voice suddenly rose, "That brat, all he does is boss people around! Don't listen to him! What is he doing?"

"he"

Jiang Yingzhu drew out her words slightly, quietly went to the door, and peeked outside.

"He's scrolling through short videos."

Next, Ms. Fang sent another telegram to inquire about Li Yan's well wishes.

"Forget it, let's not talk about him anymore. Zhuzhu, you guys stop doing it."

Ms. Fang paused, and the voice coming from the other end of the receiver suddenly became hesitant and gentle.

"Zhuzhu, is your father coming to your parent-teacher conference this time?"

"If Lao Deng can't come, Aunt Fang, can you come in my place? That way you can sit with Uncle."

Ms. Fang gave an initial "uh," then said gently:

"Zhuzhu, it's been over a year since you last called Lao Jiang, haven't you? Should we ask him?"

"No need to ask, Aunt Fang."

Jiang Yingzhu pursed her lips, walked to the balcony, and looked at the dark mountain scenery outside.

He sighed, looked up, and gazed at the crescent moon hanging in the sky.

"Aunt Fang, actually I called him."

"what?!"

Jiang Yingzhu's face was shrouded in the cold glow of the moonlight, appearing hazy and indistinct. Her slightly cool voice, permeating the night, carried a hint of coldness as it reached your ears.

“I called a few days ago, and a young woman answered the phone. Aunt Fang, I don’t want to see him.”

Upon hearing this, Ms. Fang remained silent for a long, long time, took a deep breath, and then exhaled slowly.

"Auntie understands. If you need anything in the future, just come to Auntie."

"Okay, goodbye Aunt Fang."

"Dudududu——!"

Hearing the dial tone after the call was disconnected, Ms. Fang felt a mix of emotions.

Back in the living room, Old Li was sitting on the sofa, cracking sunflower seeds and watching TV. He looked up and asked:
"So, what did Zhuzhu say?"

"What do you mean?!" Ms. Fang's voice suddenly rose, becoming serious.
"If you agree to Lao Jiang's persuasion again, you'll be sleeping on the sofa every day!"

"Huh?!" Old Li was stunned.

"What? Men are all the same, it's a good thing Li Yan didn't learn from you!"

Ms. Fang frowned. "You'll sleep on the sofa tonight too."

"No... it's me." Old Li dropped the sunflower seeds in his hand.

What are these?

"boom!"

The door was suddenly pushed open, and Li Yan, who was sitting at the desk, turned his head to look at Jiang Yingzhu who walked in.

"what happened?"

"Nothing much, I'll help you clean up your doghouse." Jiang Yingzhu glanced at him.

He looked around the room, searching for something he could tidy up.

She straightened the blankets, took out the trash, and then came back and swept the floor.

Li Yan thought to himself that this confirmed he was just ordering Jiang Yingzhu around without doing anything himself.

However, he told himself that this was probably Jiang Yingzhu's way of relieving her emotions, and he shouldn't disturb her.

However, Li Yan's room was very clean, and there wasn't much for her to do.

Jiang Yingzhu began to look around again.

Li Yan coughed. "The room is too messy to clean, why don't you clean me up instead?"

"?" Jiang Yingzhu looked at him with a strange gaze and uttered a single letter, "m".

It's a declarative sentence. Li Yan's face darkened, and he waved his hand.

"Forget it, if you're really bored, just go to sleep. You'll feel better after a nap."

"Oh."

Jiang Yingzhu left, and Li Yan glanced at the closed door.

He sighed. Cultivating immortality isn't a panacea.

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On Thursday morning, the first rays of sunlight bathed the campus.

The classroom of Class 1, Grade 11 was unusually noisy, filled with the sound of students reading aloud.

Jiang Xinting is the teacher on duty for morning reading and patrols the classroom.

She thought she heard someone singing.

"Only after I left you did I discover my own smiling eyes~"

Walking to the middle, Jiang Xinting followed the sound of singing and saw Jiang Yingzhu in the second row.

What does this mean? Singing this kind of song while holding a biology textbook.

Do you think living beings suffer?
Jiang Xinting decided to further improve her biology teaching skills.

How can we make the people around Li Yan feel pain while studying?

This guy is a big shot.

The date pit she returned to the research institute immediately attracted the attention of a group of biologists.

She proved herself!

Jiang Xinting glanced at Li Yan and thought she should do her best; it would be great if she could get another date.

She swallowed.

She couldn't help but feel ashamed of herself. How could a young lady from a prominent Beijing social circle be so spineless, coveting other people's dates?

Even if the club is tempting, the person's body is still better than this.

Jiang Xinting returned to the podium, silently thinking about how to make the upcoming class more interesting.

Before we knew it, the bell rang, signaling the end of morning reading.

"There are still ten minutes left. Everyone can do whatever they want," Jiang Xinting said from the podium.

Jiang Yingzhu immediately stood up. "Mengmeng, go to the restroom."

"it is good."

There is usually a ten-minute break between morning reading and the first class in the morning.

However, some teachers will not.

Mei Mengqian felt that among these teachers, Jiang Xinting was the most particular.

Even Qinbao, who has a good relationship with Qinbao, and Bingshan, who follows the rules, will occasionally take up this break time.

Li Yan didn't go to the restroom; instead, he stared speechlessly at the large screen that had been turned on on the blackboard.

The screensaver on the large electronic screen had, at some point, been changed to his photo.

It must be a candid shot, taken from a low angle.

Li Yan crossed his arms and looked down at the stairwell in the background.

"Pfft, cough cough cough, class monitor, who put your photo up there?" Lin Yufan laughed.

"I must say, Li Yan's photo is quite intimidating," Gan Tiantian said with a smile.
"I was almost startled when I saw it just now."

"Does this mean that regular photo exhibitions are going to start again?" Zhang Wei asked.

"I can buy a suit right now!"

"Why wear a suit? If you're a man, wear armor."

Yu Bing coughed, glanced at Li Yan with a hint of fear, and then said with a proud expression:
“I put it there. I feel that Li Yan is very powerful. We can enshrine his photo, and maybe it will work its magic someday.”

"This is a photo I found on the campus forum, and it suits your status, Li Yan."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan glanced at her sideways.

"In that case, I should thank you."

"No need for that. Just give me a higher score next time."

"I'll just let you have first place."

"Okay, okay!"

The elementary school student was so naive; she really thought that being first meant she was entitled to it.

Li Yan gave Jiang Xinting on the podium a look.

Jiang Xinting immediately understood and silently changed the desktop background back to the default.

When Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian returned, they realized what they had missed.

"Li Yan also has these kinds of photos."

Jiang Yingzhu looked at Yu Bing after hearing their description.

"Bingbing, let me see."

"Oh."

Yu Bing nodded and shared a Baidu Tieba link with Jiang Yingzhu.

"Can't you just send me a photo?" Jiang Yingzhu felt that she was a bit stupid.

"I'm teaching you how to fish," Yu Bing said earnestly. "There are many in this post, Zhuzhu, find them yourself."

"many?!"

Mei Mengqian also joined in.

The two looked at the photos and found that there weren't many of Li Yan's pictures.

Instead, all the good-looking people from No. 6 Middle School were there, and they were all secretly taking pictures.

Mei Mengqian also saw her own.

"Wait, Bingbing, you're here too."

Jiang Yingzhu slid down, passing by her own, and suddenly saw a photo of Yu Bing, and couldn't help but laugh:
"There are comments below saying you're the prettiest and cutest, that's more like it. You're so young, could it be Xiao Shuai?"

"It wasn't me, Brother Zhu. I swear to God, I've already turned over a new leaf," Xiao Shuai interjected from the back row.

Yu Bing clenched her fist, glanced at her, and looked somewhat dissatisfied.

But she remained silent, which was unusual for her.

Jiang Yingzhu felt something was off, so she clicked on the account that posted the comment and took a look.

A blank space means you can't see anything.

Li Yan knew what she was thinking and shook his head silently.

He coughed and patted Jiang Yingzhu's leg.

"Ganmosi?"

"Viewed on an ice-cold desktop"

"Hmm?" Jiang Yingzhu looked over and saw that Yu Bing was about to cover up, but it was too late.

"Zhu Zhu is a big bad guy!"

Jiang Yingzhu burst out laughing.

Mei Mengqian also saw it, pursed her lips, and looked at Yu Bing.

"That account of Bingbing's really yours."

"certainly not."

Yu Bing snorted. Seeing this, Jiang Yingzhu replied to the post on her phone.

Mei Mengqian blinked and took out her phone to reply to a message.

Not long after, seeing that they were no longer paying attention to her, Yu Bing breathed a sigh of relief and took out her phone.

I want to delete the post.

She's not like Jiang Yingzhu, who's so shameless.

However, as soon as I entered the forum, I saw a red notification dot.

Yu Bing clicked in and saw two messages.

Youhuang: It's really beautiful, so beautiful!
It's not snow: it is, it's very beautiful, it should be number one.
Yu Bing's face lit up with joy, and she replied happily.

"Hehe! You."

Before the message was even sent, I felt a sudden darkness in front of me.

He looked up and saw that everyone around him was staring at him.

"ah!"

Yu Bing frowned, "What are you doing?"

"Caught red-handed!" Jiang Yingzhu said with a chuckle, "Bingbing, you still insist you're not?"

"What does the comment posted by the Baidu Tieba account have to do with me?"

Yu Bing ignored them and lay on the table, pretending to be an ostrich.

Jiang Yingzhu and the others smiled and silently returned to their seats.

(End of this chapter)