I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 411 The dead duck has a tough mouth

Saturday, the last day of the joint entrance exam.

After the chemistry and English exams.

During evening self-study, Li Yan was reading a book when he overheard Zhu Zhu and Meng Meng talking to his right.

He had just switched seats with Jiang Yingzhu before class started.

The two women sat together, with test papers spread out on the table, constantly checking their answers and discussing the range of scores.

According to the bet they made with Li Yan.

Whoever can accurately estimate their score within a range of no more than five points wins!

The winner can make the opponent dress up as a catgirl.

Mei Mengqian and Jiang Yingzhu didn't want to lose, so they kept thinking about the approximate range of the total score.

"I feel like I have 620, but I'm not sure. It's so annoying."

Jiang Yingzhu bit her pen, subconsciously tightening it, and suddenly hissed as her teeth ached from the pressure.

She glanced at the pen in her hand.

It's white, made entirely of alloy, and Li Yan bought it for several tens of yuan at a stationery store.

The pen body is several times heavier than a normal water-based pen.

Jiang Yingzhu felt that he must have known she would bite the pen, so he deliberately bought an alloy one.

Mei Mengqian glanced at the pen in Zhuzhu's hand.

Put down the same black pen that he was holding.

"How much do you estimate for bamboo shoots?"

As she asked, she noticed that Zhu Zhu was staring at the pen, lost in thought, and her gaze immediately wandered.

"Zhuzhu?"

"I've got it!" Jiang Yingzhu's eyes lit up, and she looked at Mei Mengqian, saying excitedly:

"Mengmeng, Singles' Day is coming soon, how about we buy Li Yan a set of stationery?"

Li Yan was reading when he heard this and looked up. "Why are you buying me stationery?"

"Because poor students have too many stationery items," Jiang Yingzhu said seriously.

Mei Mengqian sighed and didn't participate in the conversation.

Li Yan nodded; he did indeed have a lot of stationery in his previous life.

My main hobby is collecting pens.

He glanced at his childhood sweetheart, then unceremoniously raised his hand and placed it on her head, ruffling it.

"You should buy yourself a set of practice exams and do more practice questions."

Jiang Yingzhu removed his hand and pouted.

But then the person said, "If you want me to lower my score, there are ways."

"any solution?"

Jiang Yingzhu asked, she didn't really want Li Yan's score to drop, just to lower it at a crucial moment.

For example, this bet.

"Seduction."

Li Yan pinched Xiao Qingmei's ear.

Jiang Yingzhu's face flushed, and she slapped his thigh.

"I don't want to. I knew you wouldn't say anything nice."

Li Yan felt no pain at all and said with a smile:

“I have historical evidence for all of this. Look at Daji and King Zhou, Yang Guifei and Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, aren’t they all examples?”

Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes and kicked him again.

"I can tell you're implying I'm a bad woman."

No, I meant you're beautiful.

Jiang Yingzhu was too lazy to argue with him, so she snorted and went to the biology teacher on the podium to verify her score.

Evening self-study session passed in the blink of an eye, and Sunday was a day off.

That evening, while washing my feet.

Li Yan looked at the two of them.

"The test papers should be handed out tomorrow. Have you made up your minds yet?"

"Think about it."

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian exchanged a glance and gave their estimated score ranges.

"618~622".

"683~688".

The two women gave their scores and then looked at Li Yan, their eyes narrowing.

If this guy does it again like last time, I'll have to keep him firmly under control.

Li Yan didn't rush to speak, but instead looked at Mengmeng.

"Mengmeng, your score hasn't increased positively."

Mei Mengqian moved her little feet and tickled Zhuzhu's soles.

"You're almost at your limit. It's not that easy. Don't waste time, just tell me."

Li Yan nodded. "720~725."

After he finished speaking, he looked at Hua Junshu.

"Senior, what was your approximate total score?"

“I don’t need to estimate my score,” Hua Junshu said.

Her bet with Li Yan was to see who could rank higher.

"Tell them something, put some pressure on them," Li Yan said with a smile.

No sooner had he finished speaking than his foot was stepped on.

Comfortable.

Hua Junshu thought for a moment, "Add two points to your maximum and minimum scores."

Li Yan understood; the senior student wanted to be on top.

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian felt that they were very arrogant.

Nearly 730, that must have been an amazing score!

New week, Monday.

Chinese class is held twice a year, plus early morning self-study.

Just after morning self-study ended, Yu Qingya was called away. When she came back, she was carrying a bunch of answer sheets.

As soon as she entered the classroom, she exclaimed, "Class monitor, you got a perfect score on your essay!"

boom--!
Yu Qingya's appearance when she entered already attracted the attention of the entire class.

This statement caused a huge stir.

"No way, that stupid question can get full marks?"

Wow! The class monitor is awesome.

"I hereby declare that the God of Derivation has lived a second life, created the Great Law of Literature, and once again reached the pinnacle of his class."

Zhang Wei spoke using a book rolled up like a megaphone.

To date, no one in their class has received a perfect score on the Chinese composition section of the joint entrance examination.

"Qingya, what was Li Yan's score in Chinese?"

Mei Mengqian couldn't help but ask:
"Exactly one hundred and forty."

The class erupted in chaos again; this score in Chinese was simply phenomenal.

"Damn! I only lost ten points on the previous questions!"

"Class monitor, you smell so good! Let me smell the scent of knowledge."

When Yu Qingya handed out the answer sheets, Li Yan was immediately surrounded by a crowd of people.

Everyone wants to see what kind of amazing essay it is.

Li Yan himself was somewhat surprised; he hadn't expected to score so high in Chinese.

But it doesn't matter anymore; maybe he'll be lucky on the day the papers are graded.

Give the test paper to Mengmeng so she can admire it.

Jiang Yingzhu ignored Li Yan's exam paper and instead stared at Li Yan, revealing a bright smile.

"You lost! Haha!"

"How could I have lost?" Li Yan looked at her.

"Your Chinese score was so high, it definitely exceeded expectations, hmph!"

Jiang Yingzhu looked as if she had seen through the fog.

"Let me calculate. Your English score must be above 140 or 150. You won't lose as much in English as you would in Chinese, maybe 2 or 3 points at most."

"You usually score above 290 in the combined science exam, so I'll deduct 10 points from that. And since you almost always get full marks in math, I'll deduct one point from that too."

Jiang Yingzhu counted on her fingers and said, "In this way, we can lose a maximum of twenty-four."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan nodded, indicating his approval of Jiang Yingzhu, and then said:
"What if I don't do well on the combined science exam, or lose a lot of points in English?"

Jiang Yingzhu didn't believe his sophistry; this man wouldn't give up until he saw the Yellow River.

"There are no 'what ifs' in the equation, you're destined to lose!"

Mei Mengqian showed Li Yan's answer sheet to the person in front of her, and upon hearing this, she also looked over.

"I feel so too."

"My Chinese score was only one in ten thousand, which may indicate that the grading was relatively lenient this time, and your estimated scores may also be inaccurate."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian hesitated slightly.

The next moment, their answer sheets were handed out.

"Zhuzhu, you 121."

"Mengmeng, you got 135, I scored one point higher than you, hehe." Yu Qingya held the answer sheet in her hand, beaming.

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian put away their answer sheets and looked at Li Yan.

It's like you're repeating what you just said.

Li Yan shrugged. "Maybe the others will perform exceptionally well."

"You're so stubborn! Just you wait until you become a catgirl!"

Jiang Yingzhu recalled Li Yan's evaluation of her last week and decided to return the favor.

"A toad, hopping around aimlessly."

(End of this chapter)