I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 407 Mengmeng is so cute

Hearing the words "beer" and "drunk" makes me feel intoxicated.

Several girls around looked on curiously.

"Zhuzhu, did you guys go out for drinks?"

Yu Qingya asked, feeling that Jiang Yingzhu's complexion was normal and did not seem to have been drinking.

"I had a little to drink. How am I? I'm perfectly fine, not drunk at all."

Jiang Yingzhu moved closer to Yu Qingya, letting her smell the aroma.

Yu Qingya sniffed it and found no smell of alcohol, which surprised her.

"Wow, that's amazing. My face turned red after just one sip."

"of course!"

Jiang Yingzhu smiled smugly, then saw Yu Bing turn around and look at the back row, hesitant to speak, looking unconvinced.

She raised her striking eyebrows slightly. "Little Bingbing, do you want to have a competition with me?"

Yu Bing looked away; she wasn't going to compete anymore, she had already done so.

Li Yan felt that Jiang Yingzhu had drunk a glass of wine and was somewhat excited.

Thinking of this, he suddenly thought of the ancient custom of drinking from the same cup.

Let's exchange toasts beforehand, shall we?
He stroked his chin, deciding that this wasn't really worth thinking about.

Why not listen to some music on the radio?

The song playing now is Wang Leehom's "Heaven and Earth Dragon Scales".

Li Yan went to the corridor, and found that listening to radio songs was more enjoyable in the corridor.

In the corridor, Ye Daijia was eating ramen when she saw Li Yan come out and stand beside her.

Ye Daijia generously picked up a large mouthful of beef and shared it, "Brother Yan, want a bite?"

"have eaten."

It's not surprising that boys share food.

Li Yan still remembers that he liked to eat roasted meat rice in his previous life.

Back then, the barbecue wasn't like it would be a few years later, when it was dry, tough, greasy, and served in small pieces.

Instead, large chunks of golden-red meat are served on top of rice, along with green vegetables. Regular customers will also receive a free fried egg.

It looks absolutely delicious!
But once he packs the food and takes it back to the classroom to eat, a group of jungle kings will come to gank him.

However, Ye Daijia doesn't have this problem now. He is now so famous that boys don't dare to get too close.

I'm worried that if things get too ambiguous, I'll get a bad omen.

If possible, a pure-hearted male high school student would love to be nursed all day long, but not by the same sex.

Ye Daijia could clearly feel that she was very touched that Li Yan was standing next to her.

It's true that the best friends from the beginning are still the best.

No wonder my dad always says, "New clothes are worse than old ones, but old friends are worse than new ones."

After gulping down several mouthfuls of beef, Ye Daijia shared her treasure with Li Yan, pointing to a corner of the small square below and saying:

"Brother Yan, look at the flower bed on the playground below, hehe, it's about to bounce out!"

Li Yan glanced down and saw two first-year high school girls playing badminton.

They were jumping around, and one of the girls had a great figure and was wearing loose clothing. Sometimes the ball hit her neckline, and if you looked closely, you could even see the black mole left by mosquito droppings on it.

Li Yan didn't know whether it was mosquito droppings or not.

Anyway, his mother used to scare him like that when he was a child.

'If you don't wash your face properly, you'll end up like so-and-so, with mosquito poop and black moles all over your face.'

Looking away, Li Yan thought it was just average; he had seen much bigger ones before.

At this moment, Xiao Shuai, who was passing by, heard the conversation and peeked out.

I didn't see anything, but it looked nice to be jumping around.

"Brother Ye is so generous, why don't you go down and play ball with them?" Xiao Shuai asked matter-of-factly, feeling that Ye Daijia was capable of doing it.

"His face is ugly, covered in pockmarks."

“That makes sense.” Xiao Shuai, who is also a fan of good looks, deeply understands this. “But then again, it all looks the same with the lights off.”

Besides, what if you help him cure his pockmarks, and he turns out to be a stunning beauty?

"Brother Ye, you know, Douyin (TikTok) users call themselves 'potential stocks'."

Ye Daijia was taken aback, scratched her head, and said, "Yeah! I'll go down now!"

As he spoke, he stopped eating the beef noodles covered in flour and ran downstairs.

Xiao Shuai glanced at it and took two slices of beef.

Putting everything else aside, he truly admired Ye Daijia's execution ability.

I was just joking, why did you take it so seriously?

I hope it doesn't succeed.

Otherwise, he would have become an American.

They specifically presented advanced technology PPT projects to the opposing rabbit.

"Brother Yan, give me a slice of wild beef," Xiao Shuai said.

"No."

"What are you watching, Yan-ge? Do you like watching sports too?"

As Xiao Shuai spoke, he followed Li Yan's gaze and discovered that a riot had broken out at the school gate, accompanied by loud background music from the loudspeaker!

A sick dog, drooling, walked stiffly, its body twitching unnaturally, as it approached the school gate step by step.

Several security guards shouted loudly, telling everyone around to disperse.

But the school gates were already closed, and they themselves were hiding behind the steel railings.

"Rabies!" The name came to Xiao Shuai's mind instinctively.

Swallowing hard, Xiao Shuai cursed angrily upon seeing the closed school gate.

"Damn it, those people haven't even come in yet, why are you closing the door already!"

"Should we call the police?" Qin Ning, who was also eating in the corridor, asked hesitantly.

Seeing this, Li Yan shook his head slightly, and with a light tap of his fingertip, spiritual energy quietly flew out, striking the mad dog's head like a snake.

The next moment, the mad dog shuddered and collapsed to the ground.

Upon seeing this, the students below, who were quite frightened, immediately gasped in surprise.

"Holy crap, how did that dog die? Is rabies that rampant?!"

"Should we still make the call?" Qin Ning hesitated.

Li Yan glanced at him and shook his head slightly. "The school will handle it."

Back in the classroom, the preparatory bell was about to ring.

It feels good to be Spider-Man of the sixth grade once in a while.

The news of the rabid dog that died suddenly at the gate spread immediately.

When Mei Mengqian returned from the radio station, she asked Li Yan curiously:

"Did you see it?" "Yes, I saw it and killed it with just one look."

Upon hearing this, Lin Yufan, who was sitting on the other side of the aisle, glanced at him slightly.

I never expected Li Yan to have such a childish and immature side.

Mei Mengqian also thought so, so she took out a solar-powered power bank from her backpack.

"Look at this."

Li Yan was puzzled, so he listened to her say:
"Your gaze has such great energy, it's perfect for recharging me."

Li Yan was speechless; his little deskmate had also learned to play with abstract concepts.

He shook his head and said, "You don't need a power bank to charge your device."

"Ok?"

Li Yan didn't say anything, but raised his hand and patted Mengmeng's head.

Mei Mengqian's eyes widened suddenly, feeling her hair burning and her face flushing.

Lin Yufan, who had been watching this side, also widened her eyes in excitement.

Okay, okay, we're not installing this anymore, right?

However, the next moment, Li Yan used his second hand.

Lin Yufan felt something was off.

The atmosphere was quite ambiguous just a moment ago, but with just one more hand, the mood instantly changed.

The next moment, she stopped in Bengbu.

Li Yan coughed twice, mimicking Nangong Wenya's words.

"Don't be scared, Mengmeng, Mengmeng. The bad guys have been chased away."

At that moment, Jiang Yingzhu, who was walking over to see what they were doing, clearly saw that Mengmeng's originally pinkish-white nape and earlobes turned bright red at an alarming speed, as red as a ripe cherry tomato.

Although there wasn't actually any, Jiang Yingzhu felt as if she could see Mengmeng steaming!

Jiang Yingzhu subconsciously wanted to laugh.

But then he saw Li Yan look up at him.

She took a half step back.
Silently take another big step back, then take another step.

Go back to your seat!
"This guy's playing abstract stuff again," Jiang Yingzhu cursed inwardly. Luckily, she reacted quickly and didn't go up!
At that moment, Mei Mengqian had already pushed Li Yan away, pulled up her coat hood, and lay on the table pretending to be an ostrich!

That's just too much!

All she could think of was one sentence—"Good girl, Mengmeng."

If that's all there is to it, then it's alright. Mei Mengqian felt that her threshold was already quite high.

But Lin Yufan and the others laughed without restraint.

"Oh, Mengmeng, Mengmeng, my sweetie!"

"Goodness gracious!"

"Let me touch it too."

"Class monitor, please pat me, I've been naughty."

The shyness in my heart turned into intense shame.

Mei Mengqian wished she could hide inside the desk drawer.

I'll never play abstract games with Li Yan again.

Li Yan looked around at the jeering crowd with great interest.

Reach out.

"Come, come, let me check them all."

Everyone laughed and said they would investigate, but then Li Yan said something else.

"Let me see who hasn't washed their hair."

Everyone's expression changed, and Lin Yufan was the first to sit up straight.

"Class is starting! Please participate actively."

They finally breathed a sigh of relief when the school bell rang.

If Li Yan found out they hadn't washed their hair, it would be utterly embarrassing.

Yu Qingya scratched her head—she had last washed her hair three days ago. Because of the cold weather and her long hair, she basically only washed it twice a week.

This is because some of the boys in the class are handsome.

In addition, there are many beautiful girls, creating competition.

She used to wash once a week.

After all, she came here to learn, not to do anything else.

A group of people were lost in thought when Zhou Qinqin walked in, her eyes slightly tipsy.

"The teacher is in a good mood today, so I'll go over the test papers with you."

He started by saying something that completely stunned Jiang Yingzhu.

Everyone else was even more confused!
No, you think you can just give lectures whenever you feel like it?!
What a weird quirk!

"Teacher, the English test hasn't started yet!" the English class representative said, standing up.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief; who wanted to listen to the lecture anyway?

Who knew that Zhou Qinqin would wave her small hand and decisively snatch the test paper from the desk of Left Protector Chen Xiyuan.

"It's alright. The teacher has a doctorate and is no slacker. I'll explain the biology to you. It's biology self-study time tonight, so take out your test papers."

A rustling sound of flipping through the pages filled the air as everyone, looking bewildered, pulled out their biology exam papers.

Some people, finding it amusing, have even secretly started recording videos on their phones.

I'm preparing to release a video featuring a bizarre teacher giving a lecture that's completely nonsensical.

"The first question is basically a free point, so choose D."

Zhou Qinqin asked, "Are there any students with different opinions?"

Upon hearing this, Li Yan yawned, giving Qin Bao's performance a zero.

He glanced at the first question.

Which of the following is NOT a basic characteristic of living organisms?
SPC
D. Human Culture
You can do this even with your eyes closed, right?

Soon Zhou Qinqin moved on to a more difficult topic.

To everyone's surprise, Qin Bao was still able to do it.

"This question is easy, just memorize it. It tests genetic concepts, and I'm given seven options to make a judgment."

An hour passed quietly, and when Zhou Qinqin sobered up, she was suddenly caught off guard.

What happened? I did something for my best friend.

Yaoshou!

Just then, He Shen, eager to show off, offered a very perceptive compliment.

"Teacher, you explained it so well!"

(End of this chapter)