I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 398 Call Me Good Brother

"The pencil in my hand moves back and forth on the paper; I'll use a few lines to describe you."

Songs were playing on the campus radio station as Li Yan handled the organization and arrangements for tomorrow's mountain climbing.

Hua Junshu helped out from the side.

But there's really nothing I can do to help.

Li Yan then informed the members below to apply to their class teachers to participate, and to set off with the team the next day to assist the senior high school teachers in managing the students.

"What if someone doesn't come?" Hua Junshu asked.

"If you don't want to come, then forget it." Li Yan shrugged. "Even if something really goes wrong, you can't expect me to take the blame."

"I am also a weak and helpless student."

Li Yan shrugged. "Most people would definitely be willing to do this. If they don't come, it's probably because the homeroom teacher won't allow it."

"Oh." Hua Junshu nodded. Seeing that he himself didn't seem to care, he didn't think the man would feel pressured. He then pointed to the radio station and said:

"My birthday is coming soon, sing me this song then."

Li Yan felt the topic had jumped a bit too far, so he glanced at her.

Hua Junshu's eyes were brighter than usual, and her face seemed expressionless, but Li Yan inexplicably sensed a hint of coquetry in them.

These are collector's edition emoticons!

lovely!

Li Yan took out his phone.

"Senior, if you beg me a little more, I'll say yes and even sing you another song."

Hua Junshu himself didn't realize that his earlier coquettishness had any meaning.

At this moment, her neck, as white as a lychee, was suddenly exposed, and a thin layer of pink appeared on it.

She glanced at him and pursed her lips.

"Tell me quickly!" Li Yan urged expectantly.

Then I saw the senior suddenly turn her head away, and her high ponytail swung down to her front as she turned her head.

His long, smooth, black hair swayed in the air, the ends brushing against his face, carrying a faint fragrance.

The shampoo has a fresh scent, and it seems to have a unique fragrance that belongs to a young girl, a scent that belongs to the temperament of a pine tree, like a pine tree reflecting snow.

Li Yan touched the tip of his nose, reached out and pulled a few strands of her hair, playing with them between his fingertips.

"Senior, you smell so good."

Hua Junshu pursed her lips, the blush that had just faded from her face returning. She pulled her hair back, looked at the sky outside the corridor, and whispered:
"Sing this song for me then."

"Hey, that's it." Li Yan raised his hand and snapped a photo.

At the same time, I walked to the direction where she had turned her head and looked at her openly.

Hua Junshu was speechless; this person was a bit shameless.

"I'm going back to the classroom."

"It's so early, why go back?"

"It's getting late, time to start reading from the script."

After Hua Junshu finished speaking, he walked towards the senior high school building.

Li Yan didn't chase after her. He picked up his phone, and it rang.

Hua Junshu: Send me the photo.
Li Yan turned on the front-facing camera, and then snapped a picture, sending the photo he had just taken.

When he saw that there was no sound from the other end, he sent a message asking.

Li Yan: Senior, is it pretty?

Hua Junshu silently saved the picture, only to see someone's narcissistic question.

At the same time, they ignored someone's joking remarks and continued to urge them on.

Hua Junshu: It's beautiful. Send me my photo.

Li Yan: [Image]

Li Yan sighed. Since his senior kept asking for it, he had no choice but to give it to her.

In the afternoon, Li Ping talked about climbing the mountain on the Double Ninth Festival tomorrow during Chinese class.

"Ahem, that's the situation. Everyone, please take precautions against the cold and insects."

The class became noisy, even though it was just climbing Feiyun Mountain, which they could see every day.

But at least it's an extracurricular activity.

Not having to go to school is awesome!

It's so cool to not have class when school is in session!
It's so cool to not be in class while everyone else is!

Even the most carefree person wouldn't be this carefree.

After Li Ping finished speaking, someone asked, "Teacher, when are we going to climb the mountain?"

"You can go eat after the last class tomorrow afternoon, after you've finished hiking."

Some people were happy to hear this, but others with higher expectations were not.

Ye Daijia pouted, "It's all messed up. I still have to go through a whole day of classes before I can get any pleasure. Even the foreplay in an adult film isn't this long."

"That's hilarious, Brother Ye." Hu Weiwen gave a thumbs up.

"That's just how schools are."

Hu Weiwen was just about to say a few good things about the school to avoid being misled by Ye Daijia when he heard Li Ping's voice from above.

"By the way, everyone write down your thoughts on climbing the mountain after you finish."

Hu Weiwen immediately swore.

"Damn! Li Ping is such a slacker. He turned Chinese class into a class meeting. He's so good at slacking off, he's already slacked off all the fish."

Nearby, He Shen glanced in their direction but remained silent.

After the Chinese class, Jiang Yingzhu felt a little uneasy.

Li Ping wanted to sleep but couldn't. He had just lit a stick of incense before class.

"Li Yan, I feel that the school set off the Qingling incense without my consent, depriving me of my right to sleep during breaks."

Li Yan looked at her, his face full of agreement.

"Yes, the school violated the woman's will. You can sue them for rape."

Hearing this, not only those around her, but Jiang Yingzhu herself was speechless.

"It's a good thing you're not a girl, otherwise you would definitely bring us a lot of trouble."

Li Yan shrugged. "Didn't you say the school went against your will?"

"I was just saying." Jiang Yingzhu was about to argue with Li Yan a bit more when she caught a glimpse of Yu Bing doing practice problems behind her.

Jiang Yingzhu felt the pressure, so she shut up and started doing practice problems.

He also glanced sideways at Li Yan.

That wretched, silly brat! He just spouts nonsense and disturbs my resolve!

Li Yan had nothing fun to do, so his deskmate went to the bathroom with Yu Qingya.

So he spread his divine sense and began his daily observation. "Hey, Liangzi, you're reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms? I know quite a bit about it."

When Xiao Shuai returned from the restroom, he saw that Ma Liang had somehow acquired a novel about the Three Kingdoms.

"Everything is printed from documents. What kind of book is this? Could it be some kind of erotic novel about the Three Kingdoms?"

"Royal Uncle, where is the Royal Uncle?!" Hu Weiwen in the back row looked up.

He stood up and craned his neck to look at Ma Liang's table.

"Oh, a novel. Looks like someone printed out an online novel."

"I found it at a junkyard," Ma Liang said. "This novel is quite good, it's just..."

"What's wrong, Liangzi? Is it too explicit? Let me see, I'm a professional pornography reviewer." Xiao Shuai said, leaning over to look at the page that Ma Liang was looking at.

"Zhou Yu didn't actually die. He left a breathing hole in the coffin. Zhuge Liang secretly went and blocked the hole in the middle of the night. Zhou Yu had difficulty breathing inside and suffocated due to too much carbon dioxide!"

Xiao Shuai was shocked. "How was it written in the original novel again?"

"Holy crap! Where did this author find this anecdote?"

Yu Bin pointed at him and laughed, "Little handsome, you're so ignorant, let me tell you something even wilder."

"It is said that when Guan Yu was having his bone scraped to remove poison, Hua Tuo suddenly said, 'I have heard that my son Hua Xiong was killed by the general.' Guan Yu's soldiers said, 'Old doctor, you are mistaken. Have you not heard of Hua Xiong being killed while the wine was still warm?'"

"Hua Tuo then understood and asked, 'Who is Wen Jiu?' Guan Yu pondered and said, 'Wen Jiu is Cao Cao's other name. I saw it with my own eyes.' So, later when Hua Tuo treated Cao Cao, he took out an axe."

Just then, Zhang Wei shook his head and said, "Brother Bin, that's not exciting enough. Let me tell you something really exciting."

"It is said that Lü Bu was the target of the three families' anger."

After he finished speaking, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then exclamations of "Holy crap!" rang out one after another.

“Damn, Wei Ge, you’re really wild.” Yu Bin pointed at him, “You’re so focused on Xiao Bu, tell me, do you like him too?”

"I don't have any," Zhang Wei coughed. "But the female version of the Three Kingdoms is pretty good."

"???"

Li Yan withdrew his divine sense and looked to his side. Mei Mengqian had returned and was poking him with a curious expression.

"What are they talking about, the female version of the Three Kingdoms?"

"Why do you think I know?" Li Yan was somewhat speechless.

No, he's so serious, does he look like a lewd person?

"Isn't this something all you guys already know?"

Mei Mengqian was puzzled. She had recently been observing people and had discovered a pattern.

It seems that there are some things that girls are born knowing, while there are some things that boys seem to understand without being taught.

Mei Mengqian found it fascinating; there was even knowledge about gene propagation?!

Li Yan believes she may have some misunderstanding about boys.

However, he did know about it, but he had never played it.

"I really don't know. I don't discriminate, but I have no feelings about gender-swapped people at all, and I even feel a little disgusted."

Mei Mengqian touched her chin and made a green channel gesture.

"You've already told me the game's details, and you still say you don't know?"

"I've never played it."

"Oh." Mei Mengqian nodded. "I didn't say I wanted to play."

"That's not necessarily the case."

Li Yan remained skeptical, believing that novelists were all abnormal, always using the guise of research to do things they wouldn't normally do.

Mei Mengqian was unhappy that he doubted her, so she took away the only pen on Li Yan's desk.

The ink in my ordinary writing pen is almost gone.

Mei Mengqian felt that there was no point in taking it.

So I replaced the pen refill with a new one.

She had kept the empty pen refill in her pencil case.

Li Yan watched from the side, giving him a questioning look.

"Mengmeng, it's a bit perverted of you to be hiding my used personal items."

"I don't!"

Mei Mengqian's face immediately turned bright red. What did she mean by "original personal item"?

"The pen refill was originally mine."

"What's going on?"

Mei Mengqian ignored the crazy guy and buried herself in her homework.

During her evening break, Jiang Yingzhu wanted to have barbecue, so she took her senior and Mengmeng with her to the Three Sisters Barbecue.

"Zhuzhu, aren't you going to compete with Bingbing anymore?"

"Comparison? I call this a balance between work and rest," Jiang Yingzhu said, waving at Ling Ningshan.

What are you eating?

Ling Ningshan walked over, but she didn't bring a notebook.

"Twenty meat skewers, ten chicken wings and drumsticks, some grilled mushrooms, corn, and a plate of fried noodles."

Jiang Yingzhu hadn't had barbecue in a long time, so she ordered quite a lot.

She glanced at Li Yan and said, "Give any leftovers to Bingbing."

At this moment, Ling Ningshan glanced at Li Yan.

"We just started making stinky tofu."

"Then one, please."

The barbecue was served quickly, along with fried noodles, clearly because they had been given a chance to cut in line.

Jiang Yingzhu indeed couldn't eat more than half of it.

Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu didn't have such a big appetite, and in the end, they left a small portion of the food uneaten.

After packing up the portion meant for Yu Bing, Jiang Yingzhu noticed there were still a few skewers of barbecue left, and said:
"Li Yan, you can eat these."

"So you're going to eat what you leave behind?" Li Yan rolled his eyes.

Jiang Yingzhu thought for a moment and looked at Mengmeng.

Mei Mengqian then pointed to the table next door and said, "Look, that girl's boyfriend ate what she left behind."

The group turned their heads and saw a boy quickly devour several skewers of grilled meat from the plate next to him.

A few seconds later, a stylishly dressed girl returned, holding a bottle of water.

Seeing that her plate was empty, before even sitting down, she nudged the boy's head.

"Damn it! I haven't finished eating yet, and you've already stolen some!"

"Sister, I was wrong."

Li Yan looked at Jiang Yingzhu and said, "They are siblings. So, if you call me 'good brother,' I'll eat."

(End of this chapter)