I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 396 Even a toe could do it

Just thinking?!
Upon hearing this answer, Li Yan remained relatively calm, but the two student council members accompanying him...

And then there was Hua Junshu's female classmate, who was laughing so hard she was twisted into a maggot.

Just then, Li Yan said, "Senior, what do you think I was doing before?"

"Think about things."

As Hua Junshu spoke, he got up and walked out of the classroom where morning self-study was in progress.

He walked over to Li Yan's side.

Two student council members tactfully moved aside.

Hua Junshu then looked at Li Yan and said:

"Yesterday's events just ended so suddenly, it's so strange."

"It might be an invisible force at work," Li Yan guessed seriously.

"I don't know, that demolition call asked me a lot of strange questions."

Hua Junshu shook her head and shared her doubts, which made her feel much better.

"I don't think it's like you said."

"It doesn't matter, senior. You've already received the demolition compensation. You're a little rich now."

Li Yan said with a smile, "If my company goes bankrupt, I'll have to rely on my senior to support me."

Hua Junshu pursed his lips, listening to his rambling words, and inexplicably felt a sense of longing, thinking that Li Yan's company had gone bankrupt.

"Fine, then I'll wait until you go bankrupt."

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Li Yan was also at a loss. "It's not that kind of thing. Senior, you can just think about it in your heart. Why did you have to say it out loud?"

"Senior, would you like to patrol with me?"

"it is good."

Hua Junshu nodded, and the two of them patrolled the remaining classes in the senior year, as well as the junior and first-year classes.

Li Yan didn't know what the purpose of the student council's patrols was.

In each classroom, one of the two younger brothers would take a picture at the classroom door, while the other would go in, walk around, and come out.

In a society based on personal relationships, the two members write down the standard score on the scoring sheet. If the class has a good relationship, the score is appropriately increased.

If you're in a class with good relationships, then write a higher score.

Hua Junshu was previously curious about what Li Yan, the student council president, would do.

I'm not curious anymore.

Hua Junshu complained:

"Student council work is so boring."

“There are times when it’s not boring. Last week, a couple in the first year of high school had a fight in the hallway during self-study period,” Li Yan said.

At the same time, he felt that the senior student was noticeably more talkative around him.

Hua Junshu nodded slightly upon hearing this, showing no interest whatsoever.

It's as if they were born completely detached from gossip.

After completing their patrol, the group returned to their respective classrooms.

Li Yan noticed two extra steamed buns on the table and was a little puzzled.

"Who put it there?"

"I put it there," Jiang Yingzhu said. "It's a vegetable bun that Bingbing gave me, and I gave it to you."

“If you don’t want to eat it, you can give it to Mengmeng. Why are you giving it to me? It’s all cold.”

“I don’t want to eat either,” Mei Mengqian said.

Although she doesn't particularly like eating meat, it doesn't mean she likes eating vegetables.

Li Yan shook his head, picked up the plastic bag containing the steamed buns, and looked at Yu Bing.

"You didn't finish these, so you gave them to Jiang Yingzhu?"

"certainly not!"

Yu Bing shook her head, biting the straw of her red bean soy milk.

"The owner of the steamed bun shop at the intersection is scolding his wife again."

"If the proprietress is unhappy, she'll give you extra steamed buns when she sells them."

Upon hearing this, everyone around was surprised.

The steamed bun shop at the intersection of Qianjie Street and the main road is just so-so.

However, it's in a good location, and many people have eaten there on their way to and from school.

But I hadn't paid attention to these things.

"I was wondering why I had an extra steamed bun this time," Yu Bin said thoughtfully.

Guo Cailing also recalled that she had bought several times and ended up with extras.

However, she assumed the landlady had given her too much.

Sometimes I'm in such a rush that I eat while walking.

I never even noticed it.

Therefore, Guo Cailing was curious about how Yu Bing had discovered it.

"Bingbing, how did you know the landlady would do that?"

"Once I went to buy steamed buns and the owner's wife was arguing with the owner."

Yu Bing put down her soy milk cup. "An old man next to me pulled me aside and whispered something to me. He said that once they finished arguing, we could have a few more steamed buns."

The group nodded and the discussion group disbanded.

In the morning, the first two periods were math classes combined. Before the self-study period was over, Zhao Ziwei walked in carrying a stack of white test papers.

"I have something to do tomorrow, so I've switched with your Chinese teacher for the third period."

Zhao Ziwei placed the test paper on the multimedia lectern and smiled at the students below, saying:
"So we'll have three consecutive math classes in the morning. We'll give you practice tests in the first two classes, and then we'll explain them in the third class."

"The midterm exams are a city-wide joint exam, so we'll help you get used to the exam environment first."

Zhao Ziwei's teaching progress has long exceeded expectations.

Therefore, feel free to use classroom time for exams to reinforce previous teaching outcomes.

After all, her exam scores are also linked to her teaching performance.

The classroom, however, was filled with gloom and despair.

"This is so sudden, a math exam first thing in the morning, they might as well have just given me a test too!" Hu Weiwen said.

He hasn't even had time to sleep yet.

"Damn it, I haven't had breakfast yet!"

Sitting next to him, Ruan Yunfei turned her head and glanced at the bread, then took a bag of bread from the drawer and said in a soft, delicate voice:

"I have a bag of purple rice bread here. I didn't eat too much this morning, so why don't we each have half?"

Hu Weiwen glanced at the expectant expression on Ruan Yunfei's face and his face twitched.

"No, it seems that Princess Ziwei won't be grading or checking this pop quiz, so I..."

Hu Weiwen initially wanted to say no, but upon seeing He Shen on Ye Daijia's side, he changed his mind:

"I'm just writing something casually."

Ruan Yunfei looked regretful as he tore the bread apart and began to eat it himself.

"take an exam!"

Jiang Yingzhu excitedly turned her head to look at Yu Bing in the back row.

"Bingbing, let's see who gets a higher score!"

"it is good!"

The two were burning with fighting spirit.

The test papers were also handed out, and it seems they weren't prepared by Princess Ziwei herself.

Chen Xiyuan glanced at it, somewhat uninterested. These consecutive quizzes offered no opportunity to show off with good grades or to reap the benefits of knowledge.

Even many of the exam questions were ones he recognized.

What a complete waste of time.

Chen Xiyuan shook his head and sighed, then took out his pen and began to work.

The first question is so simple that even a junior high school student could do it.

The second question was still easy.

Still in third place.

Chen Xiyuan wrote with great skill, completing the multiple-choice and fill-in-the-blank sections in half an hour.

He finished half a math test in half an hour and felt smug.

Looking at the big question, everything went black.

Find the minimum and maximum values ​​of the function f(x) = 2x - 3 + 2x - 1 - x - 2 on the interval (2, 11, 2).

That's all I wanted to say.

At first glance, Chen Xiyuan felt that the other party seemed familiar, as if he were an opponent who had utterly humiliated him.

But something seems off; his opponent doesn't seem that capable or strong!
Three words, that's a bit difficult!
"Protruding!"

"Who told her to set such a question!"

Jiang Yingzhu looked at the first application problem, scratched her head, bit her pen cap, and scratched her neck.

She leaned closer to the exam paper and carefully observed the mathematical symbols.

Finally, I saw the words "super difficult" between the lines.

She had no idea what mental state Ziwei was in when she created this exam paper.

The beginning was as simple as playing house, but then it suddenly became an insurmountable barrier.

Jiang Yingzhu wrote down a solution, thinking to herself that Ziwei Gege might have been in a bad mood when the question was set.

The next question is easy.

Hmm, it's a bit long, and there are two small questions.

"You're not truly simple; the large word count is just your protective shield."

Jiang Yingzhu hummed in response, deciding not to look any further and burying herself in her work.

By this time, Li Yan had already finished writing.

The test paper was placed on the corner of the table, where Jiang Yingzhu could see it at a glance.

It constantly shakes her resolve to follow the Dao.

Li Yan took out his water glass and took a sip.

The questions were indeed challenging, but for those in the class who scored above 110 in math, they were manageable.

It's not that it can't be done.

It just takes time.

Li Yan guessed that Princess Ziwei was probably worried that two class periods wouldn't be enough to prepare the questions normally.

However, she was clearly overthinking it.

Li Yan looked out the window at the sky; it was going to rain.

This time it wasn't his magic, but a natural weather phenomenon.

Li Yan withdrew his gaze and took out a book to read.

Two math classes plus half a long break passed in a flash.

When Jiang Yingzhu looked up, she felt as if she had experienced a time travel.

There is a sense of emptiness.

Jiang Yingzhu stood up abruptly, and her first words were:

"Mengmeng, come on! Let's go to the toilet!"

"it is good."

Mei Mengqian nodded, and perhaps still thinking about the question, she subconsciously asked:
"Li Yan, are you going? Let's go together."

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Li Yan looked up, bewildered. "Me? Going to the women's restroom? That's a bit perverted, baby."

"what!"

Mei Mengqian realized what was happening and grabbed Jiang Yingzhu, and they ran away.

"I didn't say anything just now!"

Li Yan shook his head. Day after day, he was a giant in words but a dwarf in deeds.

He continued reading his book, and Ling Ningshan, sitting in the front row, turned to look at him.

"Li Yan, can I borrow your test paper so I can check my answers?"

"Ah."

Ling Ningshan thanked him and took the test paper from Li Yan's desk.

Chen Chenchen and Wu Wuwu, who were in the same row, also joined in.

"Ah, the answer to the first question is really A." Chen Chenchen frowned.

Wu Wuwu nodded. "Yeah, even a toe could do that."

"My toe is broken," Chen Chenchen said, her face contorted in pain. "I thought it was too easy, and I thought it was a scam."

Zhao Ziwei, who was still sitting on the podium, couldn't help but laugh when she heard this.

"What are you trying to scam? Math isn't like language arts, don't overthink it."

The long break passed in a flash, and in the third period, Zhao Ziwei was explaining a problem.

Since the test papers had already been handed out, she randomly picked one from the first row of the first group, which belonged to Qin Ning.

Qin Ning's grades were average; she didn't even answer the later, more difficult questions.

I didn't care that my test paper was taken away; I just looked at my deskmate's.

However, when Zhao Ziwei projected the first page of the exam paper onto the screen, the whole class gasped in surprise.

On the pristine white scroll, apart from the name Qin Ning, all that could be seen was the name of the person who wrote the name.

It's just several names with different styles of strokes, or initials in pinyin—

Zhang Keke

【zkk】

And these names are accompanied by a series of love quotes.

"You live at the head of the Yangtze River, I live at the tail of the Yangtze River."

Jiang Yingzhu read out a line, and someone sang the second line: "The love I gave you is buried in BC."

As if in a chain, someone read out the third sentence with great emotion.

"My love is like π, I won't repeat it first."

"Pfft, hahahaha." Jiang Yingzhu laughed out loud in a very immoral way.

He made everyone around him laugh.

"Wow, Ning, you're writing this in class."

Yangxiong Road is the closest to Qin Ning.

Qin Ning kept her head down, as if a treasure was hidden on the empty table.

"Brother Ning, who is ZKK?"

“Iron-hearted, deeply affectionate!” Ye Daijia said.

Qin Ning's face darkened.

Class 1 is like this: forget about writing love quotes, they can't even post an emo caption.

You might get a like, and there's also the comment—"Emo bro!"
How careless!
(End of this chapter)