I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation
Chapter 380 Lost and Transmigrated as a Catgirl
Chapter 380 Lost and Transmigrated as a Catgirl
Li Yan stood guard at the entrance.
But the classroom of Class 1, Grade 11, was a completely different story.
There were many more unfamiliar faces passing by the classroom today.
As a girl, Jiang Yingzhu could sense that all these people were there to see her.
It might sound a bit narcissistic.
However, walking around the playground yesterday didn't seem to be very effective.
"Who leaked my information?" Jiang Yingzhu said in a muffled voice while reading aloud in the morning.
"I don't know, Zhuzhu, do you still care about this?" Mei Mengqian and the others around her looked at her in surprise.
They thought Jiang Yingzhu was shy, as they rarely saw her shy.
"Of course not." Jiang Yingzhu pouted.
"One or two is fine, but there are so many of them, it makes me feel like a monkey in a zoo."
Jiang Yingzhu has a vivid imagination; whenever she has this idea, a picture immediately appears in her mind—
A group of people were reading in the classroom, and in the center of this group, a beautiful monkey was also reading.
The scene is hilarious!
Even Jiang Yingzhu herself couldn't help but want to laugh, but when she realized that she was the monkey, she couldn't laugh anymore.
Mei Mengqian and others were unaware of Zhuzhu's inner journey.
However, that didn't stop them from gloating.
"Don't worry, it'll be fine in a couple of days. Li Yan went through the same thing last year."
Jiang Yingzhu fell silent.
On Wednesday, she noticed that there were indeed far fewer people.
Then Li Yan discovered that Jiang Yingzhu didn't seem very willing.
"Didn't you say you didn't want to be made a fool of yesterday?"
“Yeah.” Jiang Yingzhu was memorizing vocabulary during morning English reading. “But why are there so few people here after just one day? You boys are so fickle.”
Li Yan was speechless: "You're talking about me, aren't you? Just because others are fickle doesn't mean I'm fickle. You can do math problems."
"Hmph!" Jiang Yingzhu's ears turned red, she snorted and ignored him.
Hu Die, who happened to be passing by on her way to fetch water, strongly disagreed, saying:
"I think the class representative is right, all men are like eels!"
Hu Die emphasized the tone of the character '靝'.
Upon hearing this, several lively girls in the front row burst into laughter.
"Wow, Huang Die, you're driving so early in the morning? Do you even have a driver's license?" Yu Bin couldn't help but ask.
"You're the one who misunderstood. I just agree with Jiang Yingzhu's point of view."
Jiang Yingzhu felt a bit uneasy.
Li Yan remained expressionless, as if he had no idea what you were talking about.
Hu Die's words did not cause much of a stir in the class.
Most people are just memorizing.
This is the effect of the pressure Li Ping put on last night.
Jiang Yingzhu also stopped focusing on the issue of boys being fickle and easily bored.
Because Yu Bing issued a challenge.
"Zhuzhu, there's still half an hour before class starts. Let's see who remembers the most words."
"Let's have a competition. The winner buys a drink."
"no problem."
Li Yan remained unmoved by their usual childish behavior, silently breathed a sigh of relief, and continued carving a jujube pit in his hand.
He was imitating the walnut boat in "The Story of the Walnut Boat".
Two English classes passed, and he still hadn't finished carving.
It rained today, so the long break was canceled. Jiang Yingzhu continued her competition with Yu Bing.
Just then, Lin Yufan from the back row interrupted Yu Bing and Jiang Yingzhu's game, which had just begun.
"Stop arguing, Zhuzhu, do you know why we came to see this strange place today?" Seeing Zhuzhu staring at her intently, Lin Yufan immediately changed her tune:
"Are there so few people watching you?"
"Isn't it just being fickle and easily bored?"
"How could that be? It hasn't been that long. Someone must have posted about you on Tieba."
Lin Yufan took out her phone, opened the No. 6 Middle School forum, and showed her a post by an ID named "I am an Immortal"—
Seeing that a certain classmate has recently become quite popular among the younger students, I have to mention her story of how she rose to fame overnight.
Below are several photos of Jiang Yingzhu beating up a thug; they are all GIFs.
Taken together, they could be considered a video.
In short, Jiang Yingzhu is very ruthless.
The comments below are all questions and messages.
Say anything.
"Holy crap! Who did this?!" Jiang Yingzhu exclaimed, nudging Li Yan.
"Li Yan, have the moderators delete this post."
"Why delete it?" Li Yan glanced at his phone screen, his expression unchanged.
"I feel that they didn't say anything bad; it was all the truth."
"And besides, they even took care of the onlookers for you. You should thank them, right?"
As soon as Li Yan finished speaking, he saw Jiang Yingzhu looking at him with half-closed eyes.
"Li Yan, you're very suspicious."
Jiang Yingzhu looked at him suspiciously, sizing him up and down, and reached for her phone.
"Hey, what are you doing? Are you doubting me? Have our feelings for each other faded?"
Jiang Yingzhu glanced at him sideways, while Mei Mengqian, who was sitting on the other side of Li Yan, turned around and pressed Li Yan down.
"Zhuzhu, keep searching. It must have been Li Yan who did it. He likes to do things secretly."
Li Yan was speechless. Fine, fine, let's turn the world upside down!
The students sitting in the rows in front and behind them, who had initially been watching the excitement of Zhu Zhu searching someone, all showed strange expressions when they saw Mei Mengqian helping out.
They looked at each other, seemingly exchanging glances.
In the end, Jiang Yingzhu got Li Yan's phone.
I skillfully entered Li Yansheng's unlock password and clicked into the forum.
It really was this guy who posted it.
boom!
A fist slammed heavily onto Li Yan's shoulder.
"You still say it wasn't you? How dare you praise yourself like that?"
"I meant well, and you should tell me if you should thank me!"
Jiang Yingzhu didn't reply, but instead looked him over for a while longer, then suddenly leaned closer and whispered:
"Hey, are you jealous? No way, really? Tsk tsk tsk."
As Jiang Yingzhu spoke, she laughed, with a hint of smugness in her voice.
On Li Yan's other side, Mei Mengqian also quietly pricked up her ears, feeling that it was very likely.
"Eat your head!"
Li Yan extended a finger, touched her smooth forehead, and pushed her away.
However, Jiang Yingzhu didn't care about his answer and went off to laugh to herself.
Li Yan took his classmate's hand and said to her, whose cheeks were puffed up like steamed buns:
"Ignore this idiot, let's go buy some snacks."
"Oh."
Mei Mengqian nodded, ostensibly following him, but secretly taking out her phone.
I opened the forum and found Li Yan's alternate account. I secretly observed what Li Yan posted there.
She didn't know what she was looking for.
Until I saw a very ordinary post.
The camera lens was pointed at her; she was receiving documents, while Li Yan's hand reached out from the direction of the lens and handed the documents to her.
Photo caption——
Is it possible that the excerpts she read to you were all given to her by me?
Mei Mengqian pursed her lips slightly, then scrolled down to see the most upvoted comment.
[Doesn't eat cilantro]: That guy's only good for taking pictures secretly; even handing you some documents makes you climax.
Mei Mengqian couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
Li Yan's voice came from in front of her. She was startled when they met eyes. Just as she was about to put her phone away, it was pressed down on her hand.
"Okay, let me catch you spying on me!"
Li Yan grabbed her wrist with one hand, raised the phone, and pointed at her with the other, "Still sneaking around. By the way, what did you just say about me?!" Mei Mengqian's face instantly turned bright red, and she lowered her head without saying a word.
"Tsk tsk tsk." Li Yan clicked his tongue, not letting her off the hook: "What do you think of this headline for the 'cool school beauty' who's been spying on my every move?"
“I don’t do it every day!” Mei Mengqian retorted. “If you keep taking pictures of girls without their consent, you’ll get a lot of flak on Xiaohongshu (a Chinese social media platform).
By turning the tables and shifting the topic, Li Yan felt that his little classmate was getting better and better at it.
"It's okay, I'll have someone report Xiaohongshu for violating laws and regulations."
Mei Mengqian was speechless. To be honest, if Li Yan really wanted Qiqi Company to report them, it actually would work.
The two went downstairs to the small supermarket to buy snacks. When they returned to their seats in the classroom, they saw Jiang Yingzhu with a frown on her face.
"What's wrong, Zhuzhu?"
Mei Mengqian took a bottle of soda from the snack bag and gave it to Jiang Yingzhu.
"It's nothing, it's just that a lot of packages arrived all at once."
Jiang Yingzhu said, "I've been a bit popular these past few days, so a few pet supply manufacturers have contacted me to advertise and sent me some things."
"They said it was just a little, but who knew it was more than thirty!"
"what?!"
Mei Mengqian was also taken aback. "There's no cat litter left, is there?"
She recalled several times when she helped Zhuzhu pick up packages, and they were always cat litter.
It's very heavy, and I don't like using it even if I take it home for Laba Festival.
"Yes, four or five packs."
"I'll go back at noon and borrow a three-wheeled vehicle from Grandpa Qin," Li Yan said.
"No rush, let's leave it at the post station for now."
Jiang Yingzhu waved her phone. "Several manufacturers contacted me today. I don't know why there are so many."
Li Yan smiled without saying a word. He knew why, but it was better not to tell Jiang Yingzhu.
"You're complaining even though you can make money."
“That’s right, Zhu Zhu Zhen Fan!” Ling Ning Shan said, turning her head.
"Hehe!" Jiang Yingzhu scratched her head. "Since so many things have suddenly appeared, could I make a video reviewing them, like a red and black list?"
"No way, they already paid us, why should we put them on the blacklist?" Mei Mengqian said.
“The blacklist doesn’t have to have any products; they can all be good stuff,” Gan Tiantian suggested.
Upon hearing this, Li Yan gave a thumbs up.
"See this? This is the unofficial ranking."
"Then Li Yan, what's your plan?"
Li Yan shrugged. "Just don't set up a ranking list. Zhu Zhu can advertise slowly."
Jiang Yingzhu ultimately adopted Li Yan's suggestion.
The next day at noon, the two went to the Cainiao Post Station to pick up their packages.
Jiang Yingzhu originally wanted to leave it for a few more days, but Cainiao Station called.
So Li Yan drove the three-wheeled vehicle, and Jiang Yingzhu, Mei Mengqian, and Hua Junshu worked together to load the large and small packages onto the vehicle.
"It's too full!"
"We can fit a little more in."
Ignoring Li Yan, Jiang Yingzhu stuffed the remaining packages into the gaps in the carriage.
Li Yan started his three-wheeled vehicle and slowly drove home.
The owner of the farmhouse restaurant standing at the intersection saw him driving a car to pick up packages and immediately waved.
"Xiao Li, why are you delivering packages? Check if mine is among them; it shows as being dispatched."
The owner of the farmhouse restaurant is surnamed Zhuang. He is a big, burly man with a strong peasant vibe.
Opening a farm stay business was the right move.
At Li Yan's suggestion, they also started a short video operation and live streaming business.
Now that business is booming, he smiles whenever he sees Li Yan.
“If his daughter hadn’t just been born, he probably would have married her off to me first.”
At home, Li Yan unpacked a package while talking to Jiang Yingzhu and the others.
Jiang Yingzhu, Mei Mengqian, and Hua Junshu couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Don't be so narcissistic. At most, they'll let you have a first birthday party."
The three women all felt a little hungry, so they all focused their attention on Li Yan.
"What are you looking at me for?"
"Li Yan, I want to eat fried rice noodles," Jiang Yingzhu said. "There are rice noodles in the refrigerator."
"I want to eat fried noodles, and I happen to have instant noodles at home," Hua Junshu said.
Mei Mengqian rolled her eyes. "I want to eat both. Li Yan, you can cook more, and give me the extra."
They're all dreaming bigger than the last.
"That's fine, but if I cook it for you, what reward will you get?"
Jiang Yingzhu held up the sample pack of cat food in her hand.
"I'll open a bag of cat food for you."
Mei Mengqian followed suit, saying, "I'll unpack a cat treat for you."
Hua Junshu thought for a moment and picked up the freeze-dried snack packaging next to him.
"Go away, go away, you'd be better off dressing up as catgirls and giving me a performance." Li Yan waved his hand.
Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu and the other two couldn't help but roll their eyes.
"What a beautiful thought!"
"abnormal!"
"it is good."
Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian looked at their senior with puzzled and shocked expressions.
Hua Junshu remained calm, his fair and jade-like face still as aloof as ever.
"But one serving of fried noodles isn't enough. Let's make a bet. Aren't you going to take the joint entrance exam?"
"We're also taking the joint exam, around the same time as you. Let's compare our city-wide rankings, and whoever ranks higher wins."
Li Yan raised an eyebrow, intrigued. He hadn't seen Jiang Yingzhu and her companion give away so much money for so long since last year.
"Oh, senior, what's the bet?"
"If I lose, I'll dress up as a catgirl for you."
Hua Junshu glanced at him as he said this, "If you lose, you have to grant me one request."
“Sure,” Li Yan readily agreed.
However, considering the senior's grades, he suddenly asked:
"Senior, what happens if we both get first place?"
"A draw means either both sides agree to each other's conditions, or neither side agrees."
"Yes, yes." Li Yan nodded repeatedly.
At this moment, Jiang Yingzhu interjected, "Senior, I don't think it's fair to you. Senior year is even harder, right? Even if you both get first place, you'll still win."
“That makes sense.” Hua Junshu nodded. “Then Li Yan, you’ll have to cook lunch for me for a month.”
"I feel like I've become your cook," Li Yan said, speechless.
Jiang Yingzhu retorted without hesitation, "This is fair!"
"Next, I'm going to make a bet with you too!"
“Me too!” Mei Mengqian raised her hand.
"Oh?" Li Yan's gaze swept over them.
"You want to compete on grades too, even if it's just for free?"
“How could that be!” Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian shook their heads repeatedly.
Last year, they simply didn't understand Li Yan's capabilities.
Of course, we won't be comparing grades now.
Jiang Yingzhu said, "Let's see who improves their score more!"
"You might as well say you want to cheat!" Li Yan smirked.
With a total score of 750, no one really thinks they can get a perfect score.
Mei Mengqian wasn't very satisfied with the conditions either; she already had 680.
Even if it doesn't regress, it won't improve much either.
"We're not comparing ourselves to that."
Seeing Zhu Zhu looking over, Mei Mengqian pursed her lips and said, "Let's guess the score!"
(End of this chapter)
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