I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 378

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Li Yan gave them a thumbs up for their actions, saying they truly deserved to be the representatives of the abstract school of Class One.

Picasso has a successor.

Ma Liang also felt that his two good brothers were being a bit outrageous, mainly because the doll they were hanging was the kind of porcelain-faced, white-faced child.

It's fine during the day, but seeing it suddenly at night can really give you the creeps!

"By the way, Brother Yan, do you know where around here you can find cheap washbasins and buckets?" Ma Liang asked.

"Zhang Wei and Xiao Shuai don't know?"

“They brought them from home themselves,” Ma Liang shook his head. “I’ve been using theirs for the past two days.”

Why didn't you bring it from home?

"My parents gave me money to buy it, and they want me to study hard."

"Then your parents are alright." Li Yan said in surprise.

Ma Liang's expression was strange. "They said they'd beat me to death if I didn't learn well!"

Li Yan nodded, thinking to himself that his parents were quite outrageous.

So he gave Ma Liang the address of the low-priced shops within his spiritual sense range, but his attention shifted to the two girls at the table to his left.

Liang Xueyi and a senior high school girl,

"Senior Zhang, this is what happened. I suspect I've encountered one of those gold diggers!"

Liang Xueyi recounted her back-and-forth with Zhu Gelin over the past month in fits and starts.

Senior Zhang is a girl who wears smoky eye makeup, but actually has dark circles under her eyes and looks like she hasn't woken up yet.

It's already autumn, and they're still wearing crop tops and skirts.

There are tattoos on either side of my navel, with several minority languages, but I don't know what they mean.

As Liang Xueyi spoke, she ate her meal in large mouthfuls.

After Liang Xueyi finished speaking, her plate was also clean.

"Xiao Liang, there's no doubt about your situation!" Senior Zhang raised her slender arm, slammed a chopstick on the table, and lifted her powdered face, exuding an imposing aura.

"He's a gold digger! You've paid a hefty price, but I'll help you win it back!"

"Sister, can you teach me? I want to win it back myself."

"That's a bit difficult."

"Sister, teach me how to have a barbecue at Three Sisters' Restaurant tonight."

Upon hearing this, the young delinquent Zhang Xuejie secretly swallowed. Recently, her family had been forcing her to study and had cut off her allowance.

It's been so long since I've had a good meal!

She was already hungry in her senior year of high school, and although she wasn't working as hard, she was still just as hungry.

"Whether I eat or not doesn't matter. You've already called me 'sister,' so I'll definitely help you out!"

The young delinquent smiled confidently, "Little Liang, listen carefully to what I'm about to say."

Upon hearing this, Liang Xueyi quickly took out her notebook and diligently took notes.

She had heard that this senior was a popular figure in the previous year, and that all the good-looking and academically gifted boys in the entire grade liked her, and she received so many gifts that she couldn't keep up with them.

Last year, for some unknown reason, I was reported to the authorities. First, I was placed on probation, and then it escalated to expulsion.

So she changed her identity. Originally she took her mother's surname, Yang, but now she takes her father's surname, Zhang, and has become more low-key.

Senior Zhang was very satisfied with Liang Xueyi's reaction.

"Xiao Liang, you need to know how to flirt. Those subtle, suggestive remarks you make will be crystal clear to those who are into it."

"So at this point, you have to be direct. Men are driven by their genitals, so you have to give them a shock."

"How do we fight?" Liang Xueyi asked, puzzled.

Senior Zhang thought for a moment, "It's about flirting, conversation skills, hmm."

She hesitated for a moment, looked around, and then locked her gaze on Li Yan.

She instantly recognized him as the boy who caused her to be reported last year, and he didn't even have dinner with Hua Junshu today?
Perfect timing! I'll seize the opportunity, steal Hua Junshu's lover, and teach her a lesson.

Zhang Xuejie's malice was all directed at Hua Junshu; she didn't hold much resentment towards Li Yan.

After all, he was just pursuing a girl; it had nothing to do with his good looks.

You could say he's essentially a seasoned simp.
Senior Zhang gestured to Liang Xueyi with her chin, indicating to Li Yan.

"It's hard to explain here, let me demonstrate for you."

Li Yan never expected that just wanting to get some juicy gossip about the entertainment industry would lead to him getting caught up in it.

He slowly stopped talking to Ma Liang and looked at Senior Zhang, who had already come to the table.

Ma Liang also noticed someone coming over and looked up.

A slightly provocative-smelling delinquent girl—no, a senior in high school.

Ma Liang wrinkled his nose, puzzled, when he saw the young female student gently lean down and support herself on the table.

The small sphere oscillated rhythmically, causing the clothes to sway as it bumped against it.

Ma Liang's eyes widened. Although he couldn't see anything from his angle, he could see Li Yan's direction clearly!
"Hey kid, have you secretly learned magic?"

Senior Zhang said to Li Yan, blinking her big eyes, and before Li Yan could answer, she continued:
"Otherwise, how could I be so fascinated?"

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Ma Liang shoveled a mouthful of rice into his mouth, while Liang Xueyi, who was following not far behind Zhang Xuejie and pretending to pass by, rubbed the ground with her toes.

Li Yan ignored this senior student, Zhang, and leaned back slightly, keeping a distance.

This is the first time I've encountered a girl whose clothes smelled sour; she hasn't washed for days.

Li Yan glanced at the girl's clothes.

Senior Zhang misunderstood, thinking Li Yan was attracted by her excellent ball skills, and deliberately swayed her shoulders, saying:
"Little brother, guess whether I prefer sunny days or rainy days?"

Senior Zhang chuckled and, once again before Li Yan could speak, said:

I enjoy chatting with you.

Li Yan's eyes twitched slightly as he stared at her feet, which were clad in sandals.

"My little brother doesn't like to talk, he just likes feet," Senior Zhang continued, seeing this.

Li Yan stood up and took two steps back.

"Your athlete's foot is terrible, it smells sour."

Upon hearing this, Senior Zhang's expression changed.

Li Yan didn't tolerate her and continued, "You talk quite slickly. No wonder you're so thin and fine. You're very slick."

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"Ryoko, I'm leaving now."

Following his principle of swearing and running away, Li Yan immediately left the scene. Ma Liang also hurried away; he couldn't stand the smell either.

Liang Xueyi, standing behind, got goosebumps all over; she wanted to laugh but didn't dare.

I completely don't understand why Senior Zhang is like this.
Yeah, earthy.

Is this what a straight ball is?!

She felt that her own witty remarks were better.

The filter is almost completely gone!
Besides, how could a guy like Li Yan be easily hooked up with just any pretty girl he saw?

Liang Xueyi was thinking when she suddenly frowned.

"Could it be that I didn't give enough, and Senior Zhang didn't teach me the real skills?"

Thinking this, Liang Xueyi quickly stepped forward and pulled Zhang Xuejie along, saying:

"Senior, don't be angry. I guess Li Yan doesn't like being direct. Let's go out for roast whole lamb tonight, it's on me. Let's think about whether there's a better way."

As soon as she finished speaking, the young delinquent Zhang Xuejie felt much better and patted her chest confidently.

"No problem! But the whole roasted lamb can wait. Xiao Liang, after school I'll show you my true skills. Taking down a bookworm is a piece of cake!"

Senior Zhang was a little annoyed. Her ball skills had improved so much that she could even simulate every movement and the trajectory of her ball in her mind.

But that person was more interested in her athlete's foot!
It's only been a few days since I washed my feet!

Even if a fairy doesn't wash her feet, she still smells sweet!

What a loser! He watched the game but didn't give it a good review.

But a look of joy flashed in Liang Xueyi's eyes, thinking to herself that it was indeed an old silver coin, and that it was still hidden away.

I'll have to take a good look at this tonight!

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Rest in the evening.

Based on the fact that some people want to see how good they look.

Instead of taking Mengmeng to the cafeteria for the evening rest, Li Yan went off-campus.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't come along; today was the second day of her competition with Yu Jiang.

The senior student has already gone to the cafeteria for lunch because it's close by and convenient.

Li Yan and Mengmeng walked down the street, and Mei Mengqian asked as usual, "What are you going to eat?"

"Go to the alley to buy fried potatoes."

Li Yan found a secluded spot so that the person who wanted to make him look bad would also look bad.

Mei Mengqian nodded, following along like a shadow.

Li Yan suspected that even if he said he was going to dig up radishes planted by others in the vegetable garden and eat them, she would hesitate and follow him.

Turning into the alley and around the corner, they arrived at a potato stall, where the two immediately ordered more than ten yuan worth of food.

There were four portions in total, all packed up.

This area is within a residential area, so there are very few customers, and the stalls are far from being open during peak hours.

After finishing their work, Li Yan carried the packed items and returned with Mengmeng.

Just then, a group of people entered from the alleyway.

The leader was a thin young man with a buzz cut, a fierce face, and a menacing air about him.

The other two were similar, both with tattoos.

Senior Zhang followed beside them, while Liang Xueyi followed behind, looking somewhat hesitant.

She couldn't understand why Senior Zhang had brought two thugs from the streets when she wanted to learn real skills.

When Mei Mengqian saw the three tattooed men heading straight for them, she immediately grabbed Li Yan's hand nervously.

"Li Yan, what should we do? We seem to be trapped!"

"Don't panic, let's see what they're up to first."

The man with the buzz cut who was leading the group came up to Li Yan and his companion. His gaze swept over Mei Mengqian, revealing a hint of amazement and lust, but he quickly suppressed it.

He then stared at the four large bowls of fried potatoes that the two men were holding.

The top layer is all meat!
That fixed gaze startled Mei Mengqian; she realized she wasn't as appealing as the two bowls of fried potatoes. Her eyes darted around, and she said:
"Do you want one? I'll give you a bowl."

"Huh?" The man with the buzz cut was clearly stunned. He hesitated for a moment before reaching out his hand and said, "Then thanks. You're a really nice person."

Suddenly, Mei Mengqian's fear vanished, replaced by pity.

Are they involved in organized crime?

That's it
"I won't see you out." Mei Mengqian withdrew her hand.

"Damn it!" the man with the buzz cut cursed under his breath, then his face contorted into a ferocious expression.

"Give it to me or not! If you don't, neither of you are leaving today!"

“Exactly!” said the thug with dyed yellow hair on the left.

"Our knives don't have eyes!" said the thug with dyed white hair on the right.

Li Yan glanced at them but didn't see any knives.

At this moment, Senior Zhang also stood up and pointed at Li Yan.

"Kid, now you know what happens when you mess with me!"

"Send me gifts every day for the next month and show me concern, and that'll be the end of it!"

Liang Xueyi was completely stunned by what they were doing.

So that's how Zhang Xuejie's name is spelled out!
Li Yan was also speechless, thinking he had encountered another interesting plot.

I never expected to see a performance.

"I'm sorry, I disagree."

Li Yan stepped forward and pushed aside the crew-cut man in front of him.

He pulled Mei Mengqian past them and walked out.

As Mei Mengqian passed Liang Xueyi, she frowned and looked at her, "Liang Xueyi, did you call them?"

"Uh, no, listen to me." Liang Xueyi was on the verge of tears.

I can't afford to offend the top student in my class.

"That's right, I just wanted to learn something, I really didn't know she was like this!"

Mei Mengqian nodded. "So you were fooled too. No wonder you couldn't get 600. You're so stupid."

After giving their comments, the two left.

Liang Xueyi's eyes twitched, and she remained rooted to the spot. She watched as Senior Zhang and the others approached, her expression completely unfriendly.

"Uh, Xiao Liang, don't be fooled by our failure this time. It's because we're both eighteen now and not protected by the law protecting minors!"

"A few years ago, I was still very successful!"

"Hehe~" Liang Xueyi chuckled twice, her face expressionless.
(End of this chapter)