I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 371 He is anxious
Li Yan was not enthusiastic about photography in the past.

It wasn't until later, when I realized I had wasted many years and had no anchor point to recall them, that I understood the true purpose of photographs.

That's why he enjoys taking photos and documenting his life after his rebirth.

Even so, Li Yan rarely takes pictures of himself.

Even when they do take photos, they are mostly collaborative shots.

So he'll be replacing the icons on both of their phone apps with his own photos, which will likely involve using photos from when he was a child.

Li Yan readily agreed.

He's not so perverted as to display a photo of himself exposing his butt on someone else's desktop.

Besides, he didn't have these photos on his phone at all.

So when Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu eagerly took the phone, they found some photos they had already seen.

"That's not fair."

Hua Junshu said earnestly, "The photos Mengmeng and I gave you are all private photos."

Perhaps because her voice was a bit loud, Li Yan felt that passersby were looking at him with strange eyes.

"Senior, please don't say things that could cause misunderstandings."

Li Yan handed over his phone, saying, "If you don't believe me, go look through it. There really aren't any other photos on my phone."

The two were not entirely convinced, so they searched together.

I looked through the album one by one, but I couldn't find any of Li Yan's photos. Instead, I found a lot of unflattering pictures of them.

The two exchanged a glance and silently saved it.

I searched and searched until the very end, but I still couldn't find it.

“Look at his QQ space! His QQ space album is locked,” Mei Mengqian said.

Since Li Yan had authorized them to search, she wouldn't hold back on things that people wouldn't normally look through on their phones.

Li Yan recalled his photos on social media and found no embarrassing history.

As for what he said, he deleted all his embarrassing past posts.

Mei Mengqian and her companion opened the photo album on their social media profiles and found that it contained only ordinary landscape photos.

The two did not know why the photos were locked.

Fetion!

Hua Junshu remembered this rarely used software.

So they searched again and quickly found a narcissistic selfie of someone.

Wow, it's so tender.

"He looks like he's still in junior high."

"His eyes look a bit foolish."

The two chatted back and forth, leaving Li Yan speechless. How could he not remember having a photo of himself from junior high school on Feixin? His memory was so good now.

"No, let me see."

Li Yan picked up the phone and then froze.

The picture shows a somewhat silly bowl cut hairstyle, pointing directly at the camera with a suppressed smile.

He looks exactly like a crooked-mouthed dragon king.

He remembered; it was a photo he took when a certain beauty app first came out.

It's mainly for fun.

At that time, Li Yancai had just started junior high school and was just beginning to pay attention to his image.

Then I discovered that the software made me look really handsome.

But without using beauty filters, I found that I'm still pretty handsome!

I was completely captivated by my own good looks and couldn't tear myself away for a whole night.

Then Li Yan turned his head and forgot about it.

I remember I was using Ms. Fang's phone back then.

But how come the photos are in my WeChat favorites?
A question flashed through Li Yan's mind, followed by a sudden realization that something was wrong.

"This photo seems to be from Li Yan's mother's WeChat Moments," Mei Mengqian noticed.

“I asked my auntie for some, she has a lot.”

Oh my god!

Li Yan cried out in his heart, "Don't live such a miserable life!"

Delete what you should delete, why keep it?

Li Yan thought back to the series of close-up shots he took of her face, complete with a narcissistic smile.

It's a bit difficult to hold back!
That's a dark history.

Those headshots will definitely satisfy the needs of two, no! three people.

The thought that their phone app icons all featured his bowl cut hairstyle in various poses, with his mouth crooked and trying not to laugh, made Li Yan want to stay in Bengbu.

"Ahem! I don't think you need to contact my mom. After all, she may have already deleted it, and it would be troublesome to get it back, and it's very likely that you won't be able to get it back."

"He's anxious."

Mei Mengqian spoke in a low voice that all three of them could hear.

"Hey, hey, I didn't!" Li Yan quickly clarified, "It's just that I think it's a bit perverted, after all, you guys don't want your classmates to know you have a pedophilic fetish, right?"

"You're the one who's a philanderer!" Mei Mengqian retorted.

"No one can touch my phone," Hua Junshu said calmly.

Okay, this one is even cooler.

Li Yan discovered that he had no means to retaliate.

The senior student does have photos from when she was even younger; he had seen them in his previous life.

But that was saved by the senior student herself; there's no electronic version yet.

Mengmeng's childhood.
Li Yan thought about her and her father's prodigal lifestyle.

Well, he and her dad aren't close.

Finally, he realized that he could only impose sanctions when Jiang Yingzhu was about to do so.

Li Yan simply lay back; as long as he wasn't embarrassed, it was others who would be. As for sanctioning Jiang Yingzhu, what was the point of sanctioning her?

To put it bluntly, both of them had seen each other defecate.

These are nothing more than a few hardships.

They parted ways at the school gate and returned to the classroom.

Jiang Yingzhu was still working on her homework, but her face already looked like a bitter gourd.

Yu Bing, who was behind her, wasn't much better off.

The state of being so engrossed in something that one forgets to eat and sleep is not something that can be achieved at all times.

He's even worse at doing math problems.

After handing the spicy hot pot to the two of them, Mei Mengqian couldn't wait to take out her phone.

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at it curiously, then with a "pfft," the noodles in her mouth almost spit out of her nostrils.

"Hahaha, you silly head, Mengmeng, how did you find this photo!"

Jiang Yingzhu immediately became excited, patted Mengmeng's shoulder, and whispered:
"Let me tell you, Li Yan was so narcissistic back then. We went to the supermarket with Aunt Fang, and Aunt Fang was buying face wash. Li Yan was looking at himself in the mirror in the cosmetics section, fiddling with his bowl cut hair, and laughing for no reason. Hahaha!"

After Jiang Yingzhu finished speaking, she laughed first, without waiting for Mengmeng to laugh or not.

When Mei Mengqian thought of that scene, she also felt that Li Yan was a bit childish and cute, and couldn't help but smile.

"Ahem, let's not talk about me." Li Yan coughed twice. "Let's talk about you, Jiang Yingzhu. I'm looking in the mirror, and what are you doing? Who said 'Magic mirror, magic mirror' to the mirror?"

Before Li Yan could finish speaking, he was given a mouthful of fish tofu.

"What are you saying? I'm innocent and cute, and I'm really pretty. You're different. You're shameless."

Jiang Yingzhu snorted twice, but dared not continue to expose Li Yan's shortcomings.

Mei Mengqian pursed her lips and continued looking through the photos sent by Aunt Fang.

It's a pity that all the old photos are at home and can't be saved on my phone, otherwise I would show Mengmeng what Li Yan looked like when he was five or six years old.

It's so much fun!

Li Yan glanced sideways, pursed his lips, and remained silent.

Thank goodness you didn't, Ms. Fang, otherwise I would have been sold out in front of you.

Mei Mengqian also commented "what a pity," and then started fiddling with Li Yan's headshots.

"What do you want to do?"

"No, I'm not going to make it my desktop icon. Li Yan, your middle school self is so abstract, so different from the letter. What a contrast!" Mei Mengqian began her sharp critique, pointing at Li Yan for being pretentious, deceiving the girl's feelings, and being two-faced.

Li Yan sneered, "Aren't you quite the opposite? Who brags in the letter about having many friends, being good at having fun, and knowing everything?"

"I don't know." Mei Mengqian chose to feign amnesia, her ears turning bright red.

She had forgotten some of the things mentioned in the letters.

Li Yan's words reminded me of it.

Mei Mengqian decided to turn Li Yan's headshots into emojis.

Make it in a cartoonish, simple style, so that even people who aren't close to you won't notice anything amiss.

She could also secretly get revenge on him.

Then, a brief silence fell around Li Yan.

Jiang Yingzhu buried her head in her food, while Mei Mengqian buried her head in making simple line drawings of emojis.

With nothing else to do, Li Yan released his divine sense to observe the situation in the class.

Many people were eating inside the classroom, but even more were eating in the hallway.

Because you can feel the breeze, and you can also see handsome men or beautiful women below. When the weather is nice, you can also see the sunset glowing red across the sky.

Liang Xueyi had just finished dinner and was carrying the spaghetti bolognese that her backup had brought, along with the remaining half of a sirloin steak, ready to throw it in the trash.

A quick glance revealed that Wu Wuwu from the next group was carefully cleaning the last grain of rice from a cheap plastic takeout box.

A surge of smugness welled up inside him, and he chuckled, "How stingy! Not even a grain of rice is spared. You might as well lick the oil off the top! Hehehe~"

"If you're still hungry, I have half a bite left here, you can have it."

Liang Xueyi was actually a little jealous of Wu Wuwu, after all, she had such a good figure.

Moreover, they were disappointed in him for not living up to his potential.

If she had such a great figure, she wouldn't bother with Zhu Gelin; she'd rather try with Li Yan.

They're just occupying the toilet without doing their job.

"You're the one who's stingy! I'm eating so cleanly because the food is grown by farmers. Without them, how could we have food to eat? So we should be grateful and not waste their hard work!"

Wu Wuwu threw the takeout container of the rice bowl into the trash can, glanced at Liang Xueyi, and looked at her expressionlessly.

She couldn't be bothered to argue with this kind of person; after finishing her meal, she wanted to continue doing her practice problems.

However, just as he was about to leave, he heard Liang Xueyi say:

"Tch! That's hilarious. I paid for the food; the farmers didn't give it to me for free. I don't owe them anything, so why should I be grateful or cherish it? I eat what I want and throw it away when I want!"

Wu Wuwu paused, somewhat dissatisfied, and felt a deep-seated disgust for this viewpoint, especially after discovering that some people nearby were nodding in agreement.

It's like they're talking about animals without any intelligence, so I'm going to spend some time refuting that claim.

"I am grateful to the farmers because their labor provides me with food. I respect their labor, and I also respect myself, who will participate in the social division of labor in the future. This shows that I have morality. What are you saying?"

Although this wasn't said explicitly, it was a clear accusation that Liang Xueyi was immoral.

"I was just talking about economics. Did I say I was disrespectful?" Liang Xueyi tried to explain, turning the tables on Liang Xueyi.

"Stop standing on your moral high ground and cursing people. What are you pretending to be, a saint? If you're so moral, why don't you go help with farming!"

Wu Wuwu was so angry that she laughed. "Haven't you learned the essence of money? Money is actually the representation of the value of labor."

"When I go out to buy food, I'm exchanging my money for someone else's labor. They pack it up for me, and I say thank you as a sign of respect. Is it wrong for me to say I have morals?"

"Since I did nothing wrong, it is reasonable for me to avoid wasting food in addition to buying it in order to express my gratitude for the farmers' labor."

You say you haven't disrespected anyone, but where have you shown respect? I've never seen a respectful person make sarcastic remarks about a classmate for no reason!

Liang Xueyi was speechless after being refuted and regretted trying to reason with them.

If you can't win an argument, you might as well go crazy and be unreasonable.

"it is good!"

Yang Xiong, standing on the sidelines, clapped and cheered. He was happy whenever Liang Xueyi was humiliated.

(End of this chapter)