I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 369 What Does It Feel Like to Have Your Hands in Someone Else's Pockets?

Jiang Yingzhu and Yu Bing were having so much fun, completely oblivious to everyone else, and utterly carefree.

Sitting at the table next to them, Mei Mengqian and Ye Hui were getting a little squeaky.

To their dismay, Li Yan not only didn't stop them, but also started recording with his phone.

Recording is fine, but to sing and play music to yourself is even worse.

"Jump and hop with me, the sun is shining, jump and hop, we have no worries, jumping and hopping means we never sleep in."

Mei Mengqian felt both embarrassed and amused by the terrible, colloquial lyrics, and found them quite catchy. She quietly hummed along to one of them.

"His bouncing around is really funny~"

Immediately, I felt two pairs of eyes watching me, one with a smile and the other with surprise.

Li Yan smiled and gave a thumbs up, "Not bad, not bad, you caught it very well, I'm very satisfied."

He put away his phone and casually uploaded a Douyin video.

Caption: My sister's silly daily life
Over there, Jiang Yingzhu seemed to have noticed something and immediately stopped her jumping and chasing with Yu Bing.

Delete it!

"The food order has been called, I'm going to get the dishes."

Li Yan got up and left, not giving Jiang Yingzhu a chance to cause trouble.

Yu Bing seemed to understand something, her eyes widened, her face flushed from exercising, and then she adopted a Zen-like expression.

She returned to her seat and looked at Jiang Yingzhu, who was sitting next to her.

"Zhuzhu, let me hit you on the head, and I'll tell you how to resolve this awkward situation."

"How do we solve this?" Jiang Yingzhu lowered her head and let her tap her.

"Just think about it: it wasn't just Li Yan who took the picture; many people around him did too. Wouldn't that make things alright?"

"How could nothing be wrong?!"

Jiang Yingzhu couldn't understand the thought process of elementary school students at all.

"It'll definitely be fine. That way, Li Yan can't threaten you anymore."

“That makes sense.” Jiang Yingzhu nodded and patted the elementary school student’s head.

Good head, smart!

Over there, Mei Mengqian held her phone with a strange expression. She thought she should quietly remind Zhuzhu.

I opened the video, and it showed a 100 RMB Douyin ad, with the location pinned to No. 6 Middle School.

That way, Zhu Zhu will definitely see it when she's watching videos at noon!
Li Yan returned carrying a large aluminum alloy tray with the six dishes Jiang Yingzhu had ordered on it.

Five dishes and one soup, all of which are dishes that the five of us enjoy.

The soup was a common tomato and egg soup, and no one had any dietary restrictions.

We're all friends, so there's no need to stand on ceremony. Let's eat!

Ye Hui noticed that Yu Bing kept eyeing her favorite stir-fried shredded potatoes.

Therefore, he reminded them:
"Bingbing, you won't grow tall if you only eat potatoes. In your case, you should eat more meat."

As she spoke, she picked up the serving chopsticks and placed a piece of stir-fried pork, shredded pork with sweet potato noodles, and Kung Pao chicken on Yu Bing's plate.

Yu Bing nodded, thinking that it made sense.

So I picked up a piece of my favorite stir-fried lotus root shreds and gave it to her.

"Thank you, Huihui!"

Ye Hui smiled.

Jiang Yingzhu scratched her head, not paying attention to these details, and ate a few bites to fill her already hungry stomach.

She thought of Hua Junshu, so she looked at Li Yan and asked, "Where's Senior Sister? I haven't seen her in the cafeteria."

Li Yan scanned the classroom of Class 1, Grade 12 with his divine sense and saw Hua Junshu sitting in front of the multimedia computer organizing his documents.

At the same time, there was a bowl of fried potatoes beside him. So he said:
"I don't know, something must have happened."

"Oh, I'll ask after I finish eating." Jiang Yingzhu nodded, wondering if her senior was still in class. Senior year is so stressful.

She sighed, and her appetite decreased slightly.

However, she then remembered that when she went to Jiangcheng last time, she passed by a middle school and saw that the students started class at one o'clock.

Her appetite returned.

Jiang Yingzhu usually likes to play on her phone while eating, but she didn't today.

This made Mei Mengqian, who was watching her closely, extremely anxious.

I've been secretly observing them all along.

Li Yan knew exactly what she was expecting, so he shook his head and chuckled.

Jiang Yingzhu was actually observing Mengmeng as well.

Mengmeng has secretly shown off her food far too many times while she's eating, talking, or playing on her phone.

Jiang Yingzhu has now learned to focus on eating when she's eating.

Eat until you're about 70% full, then indulge your desire to eat, play, and talk all at the same time.

Furthermore, you have to keep a close eye on Mengmeng to prevent her from stirring up trouble and taking advantage of the situation.

She managed to make the meal feel like a game of chance, with a sense of suspense and intrigue.

However, Jiang Yingzhu was puzzled because Mengmeng's ability to cook rice seemed to have weakened at noon today.

It takes much longer to eat than I do!

After Jiang Yingzhu had eaten about 70% full, she picked up her phone and found 99+ group messages.

It seems quite a few people have tagged her.

Jiang Yingzhu checked them one by one—

[Zhuzhu, look at Douyin! Li Yan just sang you a song!]

[The bamboo dance is pretty good, quite funny.]

Why are you guys laughing so happily?

After reading through them one by one, Jiang Yingzhu's expression changed from doubt to seriousness, and from seriousness to gritted teeth.

Especially when I clicked on the original video and saw the 5,000 views and 3,000 likes, I felt a little itchy to click.

As she watched, she couldn't help but want to laugh.

But I can't laugh, I have to deal with that scoundrel Li Yan first!
"Li Yan, look what you've done!"

Li Yan had already seen it. "You're famous now? That shouldn't be the case. Someone must have voted for me on Douyin."

As Li Yan spoke, he looked at Mengmeng.

Mengmeng ate her food with her head down, remaining silent.

"Delete the video right now!" Jiang Yingzhu said.

“It’s no use deleting them. Look at these, the school teachers have all posted them.” Li Yan scrolled through his phone and showed him a physical education teacher’s account.

The nickname is Guo, a physical education teacher at No. 6 Middle School.

Registering your real name on the internet is considered a requirement.

Jiang Yingzhu crossed her arms. "It's all your fault! I don't care, the game companionship time is extended by one month."

Actually, she didn't really care. It was just a bunch of silly, bored students at school playing it.

It wouldn't get out at all; instead, it would be an opportunity to blackmail Li Yan. "Okay," Li Yan nodded in agreement.

"You've been making breakfast for a month, and all you know is to call your senior sister every day!"

Li Yan rolled his eyes. "Fine~"

"Can I use your phone?"

Li Yan was also confused, but he still handed his phone to her.

Then Jiang Yingzhu opened her photo album, found the video of herself jumping around, took a screenshot, and edited out Yu Bing before setting it as her lock screen.

Li Yan's eyelids twitched.

Don't be so abstract, you're making me look like a taut spring.

Jiang Yingzhu handed the phone back to him, saying, "You're not allowed to switch it!"

"Fine, fine, fine." Li Yan's tone was a little disdainful.

Mei Mengqian quietly withdrew her gaze from Li Yan's phone, her eyes flashing.

After lunch, Ye Hui left school to handle some matters, while Mei Mengqian and Yu Bing returned to the classroom.

Mengmeng secretly typed on her phone, while playing some instrumental music to improve her concentration.

Yu Bing then started practicing coding problems.

She has vowed to win back a top ten spot next month.

Li Yan kept his promise and accompanied Jiang Yingzhu to an internet cafe to play games.

"Why don't you go home and call?"

"What a waste of time. I could drive that road all day."

Li Yan thought she overestimated herself.

We had a heated battle in the internet cafe for an hour.

At 1:30, the two returned to the classroom.

One looked cheerful and relaxed, while the other looked slightly tired.

"You're so bad!"

"Next time, let's skip the canyon and play some puzzle games instead."

Li Yan said to Jiang Yingzhu, feeling somewhat exhausted.

"You're the one with a low IQ," Jiang Yingzhu retorted. "I'm a dazzling diamond now, do you know that's the gold content of a diamond?"

"That was earned by dropping from Grandmaster to Master."

Jiang Yingzhu whistled, repeating the same brainwashing, idiotic song that Li Yan sang at noon.

Since her real name is unknown, this is a name that Jiang Yingzhu chose herself.

The afternoon classes were relatively easy, with two biology classes and one physics class.

They are also pleasing to the eye, after all, both biology and physics teachers have a great temperament.

However, Li Yan felt that Jiang Xinting's condition was a bit strange.

She glanced at herself from time to time, her eyes filled with hesitation and struggle, and it was unclear what she was thinking.

Li Yan couldn't understand it.

He would not use his divine sense to peruse other people's memories unless absolutely necessary.

Because it was so disgusting.

The human brain filters out many things, but these things are not filtered out when Li Yan is browsing through them.

Although it won't have any impact on him, it's like stepping in dog poop on the street.

It's nothing, but it's still bothersome.

Li Yan was too lazy to guess and did his own thing as he had in the morning.

Before you know it, it's time to rest in the evening.

In the afternoon, Jiang Yingzhu discovered that Yu Bing was engaging in an arms race. After exposing him, Yu Bing not only did not restrain himself, but instead issued a challenge.

So she started rolling around too, and stopped going out for dinner, asking Li Yan to help her bring it.

"What's wrong with taking a break?"

"No, what if we get overtaken?" Jiang Yingzhu refused.

Li Yan realized that Yu Bing was Jiang Yingzhu's cheat code.

It can add an exhilaration buff, increasing learning ability by 50% and learning willpower by 100%.

The only thing that could possibly overcome this buff is to stop Jiang Yingzhu from eating.

Just as I was thinking this, I heard her say, "Remember to bring me some good food, I want beef!"

"understood."

Li Yan waved his hand and walked out with Mei Mengqian. Not only did he bring food, but Mengmeng also helped bring Yu Bing's dinner.

Mei Mengqian is supporting their competition.

As Mei Mengqian and Li Yan walked down the fifth floor to the science section, Mei looked around and then said:
"Li Yan, do you know what it feels like to have your hands in someone else's pockets?"

"I don't know." Li Yan glanced at her, then reached out and put his hand into the pocket on Mengmeng's shirt waist.

"It's soft and still warm."

Li Yan looked at her. "Now you know?"

"Okay, okay~"

Mei Mengqian kept her head down. She just wanted to put her hand in his pocket to see how it felt. What was this guy like?
He just let it in! ? ?
"I understand. Say thank you."

"Thank you."

Mei Mengqian was a little confused and felt something was wrong; it felt like her lower abdomen had been attacked.

Quickly remove his hand.

After a while, she whispered her accusations.

"You're shameless!"

"Didn't you ask me? Then I won't grant your request."

"Who asked you to do this!"

Mei Mengqian crossed her arms, mimicking Zhu Zhu's actions at noon, and said, "I don't care, you'll be gathering material for me every night from now on."

Li Yan glanced at her sideways, and her little deskmate mustered up her courage to meet his gaze.

"Row."

Hearing Li Yan agree, Mei Mengqian, who was almost at her breaking point, finally calmed down and said:

"Give me the phone."

Li Yan knew it when he handed over his phone.

Half a minute later, Mei Mengqian held out her hand, "Here you go."

Li Yan turned on his phone and looked at it. The lock screen hadn't changed, but the desktop wallpaper had.

These are all photos of my deskmate.

(End of this chapter)