I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 366 Luckily I'm not his deskmate
"Why would Zhuzhu ask that question?" Yu Qingya asked from the back row, puzzled. "Isn't Zhuzhu's uncle the principal? Can't he just ask directly?"

"Hmm, it seems like Zhuzhu doesn't really take the principal seriously," Lin Yufan nodded.

“She has a bad memory!” Yu Bing said, “I remember.”

Everyone glanced at Yu Bing. The elementary school student had been kicked down to eleventh place by Jiang Yingzhu in the last monthly exam, and now he was getting more and more competitive.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't care about the loser's comments and explained, "My uncle doesn't know any of this. He just makes decisions on a whim."

"I wonder what we can do once the club is formed?" Guo Cailing wondered.

"Of course we're looking for the younger sister." Ye Daijia said to Xiao Shuai and the others from the last row, "Your arts club should still need people, right?"

"I would like to, but I haven't been selected yet," Zhang Wei said tactfully.

He worried that bringing Ye Daijia in would bring bad luck.

Ye Daijia didn't give up. "It's a done deal, Liangzi and Xiao Ge, what do you say?"

However, he found that the person he called out to ignored him, and very few people around him talked about club topics.

Turning my head, I saw everyone engrossed in writing at their desks.

"No, you haven't done any of your homework? Morning self-study is almost over." Ye Daijia was very surprised. Even he had created a miracle last night.

"Don't even mention it!" Xiao Shuai, sitting in the front row, yawned, his dark circles under his eyes heavy. "Damn it, didn't you see the group chat? That new guy posted about Sylvia in the smaller group chat, and it's the enhanced version. I've been playing with her the whole time these past few days."

"Yeah, it's pretty fun." Yu Bin nodded. "I didn't expect butter to be so interesting."

Ma Liang didn't say a word and fell fast asleep on his desk.

"Damn!" Ye Daijia stood up abruptly, then sat down again and took out her phone.

"When did that group come about? I didn't see it!"

He felt like he had missed out on a fortune.

"They gave it to us right after the holiday started." Annoyed by his constant chatter, Ruan Yunfei looked up and said in a high-pitched voice.
"Later, the class monitor deleted it. Brother Ye, if you like, I can dress up as Sylvia too."

Ye Daijia glanced at him and saw the sincerity in his eyes. She immediately dared not speak again and quietly sat a little further away.

The people in the front row also remained silent.

Seeing this, Ruan Yunfei sighed and continued doing his homework.

I don't know who said it.

"How come he didn't die from the fever on the first day?"

In an instant, the boys started chatting again.

Until class.

Zhou Qinqin walked in with a smile and chatted with her newly acquainted girlfriend about how she had secretly defecated outside a few days ago.

The girls were so excited.

Zhou Qinqin had been holding back for several days, wanting to say it to Jiang Xinting in person and see her reaction.

She thought that this Sister Xinting looked elegant, but sometimes seemed a bit dull.

Upon entering the classroom and exchanging the usual greetings, Zhou Qinqin was about to begin her lesson when her gaze swept across the room and locked onto Ma Liang from the middle group.

"Why are you sleeping so early in the morning? Call the student next to you!"

Beside Ma Liang, Xiao Shuai slapped him on the shoulder without any politeness.

"Ryoko!"

"Ah!!" Ma Liang exclaimed, standing up abruptly, still in a daze.

"Wow, her face is so pale, did Sylvia give her too much!"

The whole class burst into laughter. Zhou Qinqin wanted to laugh too, but she had to maintain her authority as a teacher.

"Xiao, please be mindful of your manners."

"Student Ma, stand up and clear your head. Once you're clear-headed, sit down and we'll continue the lesson."

Zhou Qinqin took out her textbook, and Jiang Yingzhu listened while nudging Li Yan out of curiosity.

"What is that, Hina?"

On the other side, Mei Mengqian also quietly pricked up her ears.

"Adult games are about me being the slave owner and you being the female slave."

Li Yan explained it to her, since Xiao Jiang had already secretly played a few illegal games, so he didn't hide it from her.

We are all people living under the same sky.

"Now, you have to listen to everything I say and call me Dad, otherwise I won't give you anything to eat."

"The class monitor is a bit of a pervert," Chen Chenchen whispered to her best friend from the front row.

"It's alright, Li Yan is all talk and no action, he wouldn't dare do anything to Zhuzhu." Gan Tiantian subtly fueled the fire, her voice slightly louder.
"I don't believe Zhuzhu will listen to him; he's more likely to listen to Zhuzhu."

Jiang Yingzhu was very pleased with these words and gave Li Yan a look.

Li Yan couldn't understand it, so he continued to study his own tea tree cultivation techniques.

He has already set his sights on the tea trees he needs from Ningxia: ten excellent Longjing tea trees.

Li Yan didn't know much about these things; he just liked drinking tea because he was used to it when he was a child.

If you really want him to taste the different varieties and regions of tea, you'll find he has to judge their quality.

He couldn't taste it clearly.

The tea trees should arrive in the next few days; he needs to learn about them.

Zhou Qinqin stopped lecturing and looked at the large group in the middle.

To her dismay, Ma Liang stood for half the class period and then actually fell asleep standing up.

This was the first time she had ever seen someone fall asleep standing up, so she just stared at them.

This caused the classroom to fall silent. Xiao Shuai and the others near Ma Liang were the first to realize that the young and beautiful Qin Bao could also be terrifying.

His gaze was as if he wanted to dissect and study Ma Liang.

Zhou Qinqin finished her observation, coughed, and said, "Um, Xiao Shuai, call out to him." "Ah!"

"I want you to call Ma Liang." Zhou Qinqin was exasperated.

Xiao Shuai quickly patted Ma Liang, waking him up.

"Hey Liangzi, where have you been? Don't exhaust yourself to death!"

"No~" Ma Liang muttered, and when Zhou Qinqin asked him to sit down, he did so.

I felt much better after sleeping for a while.

After class, before Xiao Shuai and the others could ask any questions, Ma Liang said:

"Brother Xiao, have you ever been beaten by your parents?"

"Yes, I've been hit before, but I stopped when I grew up." Xiao Shuai understood and lifted his shirt to take a look.

"You got beaten by your parents again, but we didn't see any injuries."

“No, they didn’t hit me this time.” Ma Liang took a deep breath, his face filled with sorrow and fear. “They used water torture on me.”

"Waterboarding?!" Zhang Wei scratched his head. "What's that?"

"Waterboarding involves tying someone up, covering their face with a wet towel, and continuously pouring water on them to simulate the feeling of drowning and suffocation. I used to see it used to interrogate prisoners in military movies, but I never imagined that parents would actually use it on their children..."

After Chen Xiyuan finished speaking, he asked with some suspicion.

"Ma Liang, if your parents really put you under waterboarding, why didn't you resist?"

"I can't withstand it." Ma Liang lowered his head.

"I'll eat my hat!" Ye Daijia stood up. "What a beast! How can he treat his own child like this? It's just a grade!"

“I don’t think they care about grades at all, they’re just taking it out on you,” Zhang Wei said. “Liangzi, I’m not trying to be mean, but this is a bit outrageous. Why don’t you call the police?”

Cheng Yuan shook his head. "Unless a murder occurs, it's useless."

Just then, He Shen, who had just joined the class last month, asked, "Why are your parents treating you like this? Is it because of your own actions?"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Xiao Shuai slammed his fist on the table and stood up.
"What the hell are you saying?!"

"I'm just stating the facts. What if he misrepresents the facts, hides the truth, and deceives my sympathy?" He Shen took a step back and said defiantly.

The argument between the two quickly attracted the attention of the whole class.

"Deceive you? You son of a bitch! What makes you worth deceiving?!"

“Even if I didn’t, is what I said unreasonable?” He Shen said.

"Damn it!" Xiao Shuai stepped on the stool, flipped the table, and was about to kick him.

"Don't be impulsive!" Cheng Yuan quickly pulled him back, then gave Yu Bin a look, and the two stepped out of their seats, one on each side.

"Let's talk in the restroom."

"You want it"

He Shen's pupils contracted, and he struggled and shouted, but before he could utter a single word, Ruan Yunfei, who was sitting nearby, stood up, licked his lips, and then poked his hand into his wide-open mouth.

Instantly, He Shen's face turned pale.

Then it turns from white to green.

"vomit!!"

Ruan Yunfei quickly dodged, wiping her fingers on her clothes, and said with a touch of coquettishness:
"Hey, they're giving you their blessings, how can you treat them like this? We're even deskmates, huh!"

Even Cheng Yuan, who was calmly holding He Shen down, turned pale and said with slight relief:
"Luckily, I'm not his deskmate."

Yu Bin's lips twitched. "Let's hurry up and leave, wait until this guy calms down."

Behind them, Xiao Shuai pulled Ma Liang along closely.

Ye Daijia hesitated for a moment, then followed.

Seeing this, Chen Xiyuan adjusted his glasses and suddenly noticed Ye Hui looking in their direction, so he asked:

Are you going to see the teacher?

"Why should I go?" Ye Hui asked, puzzled. "Weren't they going to the restroom?"

Chen Xiyuan was somewhat surprised, because all the female class leaders he had encountered since childhood had sided with the teachers.

Ye Hui is now considered a junior CEO in school, and having seen her share of ups and downs, she looks down on the petty squabbles in her class.

"As long as we don't fight and we don't get seen, it's all fine. Go to the bathroom and keep an eye on things for me."

Chen Xiyuan looked at his skinny arms and legs, which he hadn't exercised in a long time, and asked, "Me?"

"Never mind, I'll go." Li Yan stood up and gave Jiang Yingzhu, who looked excited, a wink.

Jiang Yingzhu quickly followed, and also pulled Mengmeng along.

"What's wrong, Zhuzhu?"

"Let's eat some melon seeds! I have a top informant!" Jiang Yingzhu whispered excitedly.

It's not that she lacks compassion, but she's just an ordinary student; how could she possibly have the authority to interfere in other people's lives?

"Wait for me!" Gan Tiantian, the gossip-loving friend, is online.

“I’ll form the torso!” Yu Qingya also stood up.

So, everyone in the middle group except Ye Hui, Chen Xiyuan, and Wu Wuwu left.

The first group to come out from the middle section, apart from Li Yan, were all girls, and they were all quite good-looking.

Suddenly, all the boys coming out from the direction of the restroom felt uneasy.

Some people feel their hair is slightly messy, some feel their back is not straight, and some feel their steps are not big enough.

The men's restroom was on this floor. After stepping outside, Li Yan glanced behind him.

"You're being too obvious, spread out."

"Hey, class monitor, hurry up and go inside! We're professionals at watching the drama unfold!" Yu Qingya urged.

"Remember to turn on your phone's live stream," Jiang Yingzhu reminded her.
(End of this chapter)