I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 362 Give Me a Rub
Li Yan naturally noticed his grandmother Zhang Xiuying's gaze, but he didn't pay it any mind.

After all, it's not him they're looking at.

Meanwhile, Mei Mengqian and Jiang Yingzhu were still playing a game of musical chairs.

They could have sat still and remained as steady as the senior students, but they insisted on finding excuses to get up.

such as:

"Oh dear, I dropped my chopsticks. I'll go get a new pair." With that, Mei Mengqian picked up the chopsticks and headed to the kitchen.

Jiang Yingzhu then naturally sat down next to Li Yan.

This puzzled Li Bao, who had noticed this long ago but had been eating quietly.

Could it be that from that spot I could smell my cousin's body odor?

And his body odor can even prolong life?! Otherwise, why would they be so eager to buy it?

After Mei Mengqian returned and sat in Jiang Yingzhu's seat, Jiang Yingzhu said after a moment:
"It seems like we've finished the soup. I'll go get another bowl."

After saying that, she picked up the bowl that had been drained of soup and contained only chicken and yam and left.

The meal lasted an hour, with the two men, numb from drinking, chatting about everything under the sun, oblivious to everything else.

Zhang Xiuying, on the other hand, watched with great interest.

Is my grandson some kind of reincarnation of Tang Sanzang? No wonder he attracts girls.

She couldn't figure it out, so she simply stopped thinking about it and left it to her son to worry about.

She likes all three little girls very much now.

After the meal, Li Yan led Jiang Yingzhu and the other two to prepare to peel corn.

Upon seeing this, Zhang Xiuying quickly grabbed him and scolded him, "What are you doing! Girls' hands are for doing these things, take them to play."

"Honestly! You guys do all the work, what am I supposed to do? Go away!"

Zhang Xiuying waved her hand like she was herding chickens, so Li Yan had no choice but to take them to play games.

But in my heart I thought: Yes, my grandma, you were a girl once too.

Seeing that it was almost seven o'clock, Grandpa Jiang prepared to go home.

Before leaving, he remembered that he seemed to have a granddaughter still here.

Then he found Jiang Yingzhu. "Zhuzhu, are you going back? Take Grandpa's car."

"No, you go back by yourself, don't drive into the ditch!" Jiang Yingzhu looked up and waved her hand.

The alcohol had numbed him, and he immediately refused to continue, saying, "Back in the day, I was the best tractor driver in the entire brigade."

"Who do you think you are, being number one?" Grandpa Li Yan said. "I am number one!"

The two old men started arguing, and then, lo and behold, Grandpa Jiang stopped walking! He said he wanted to watch the evening news.

If you leave now, you won't be able to see it again when you go back!
The two old men went into the main room, turned on the TV, and waited for the news.

Jiang Yingzhu was speechless. She glanced at Li Yan and then threw a punch.

Li Yan was slacking off when he stole another minion wave from Jiang Yingzhu. Thinking he'd been caught, he asked, "What are you doing?"

"Nothing!" Jiang Yingzhu snorted. "The thought of you getting old and becoming numb with alcohol makes me want to beat you to death."

Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian, who were in the fifth row with them, also nodded. After Jiang Yingzhu said that, and thinking that Li Yan might be like that when he got old, the two of them couldn't hold back their laughter.

"Heh, what a worrywart! I'm forever eighteen!"

"Idiot!" Jiang Yingzhu commented, too lazy to pay him any attention.

But Li Yan wouldn't let her off the hook, continuing, "Jiang Yingzhu, even if you beg me later, I still won't let you go."

"What the hell!" Jiang Yingzhu didn't know what he was talking about until the man made a circle with his finger and then deftly slipped another finger inside.

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Jiang Yingzhu's earlobes were tinged with a light red.

"Shrimp-headed man!"

Li Bao, who was also in the fifth row, glanced over and thought that his cousin must be very embarrassed to be scolded like that.

Should he say something?

Then Li Yan said dismissively, "I didn't do anything. You're just overthinking it. Mengmeng, senior, did you guys overthink it just now?"

Upon hearing this, Mengmeng, who had initially felt a little embarrassed, immediately regained her composure or pretended to be clueless.

"Huh? What?!"

"I don't know," Hua Junshu said honestly.

Li Yan shrugged, pointed at Jiang Yingzhu, and looked at her with an expression that said, "See, you're the real bastard."

Jiang Yingzhu ignored him and used her talent for creating pitfalls to trap this bastard to death!
I played five or six games, then it was time to go to sleep.

The Li family's house was still habitable; the three women each had their own room upstairs.

While they were playing games, Zhang Xiuying had already tidied up the room.

The Li family's house has three floors, each with a bathroom, and the master bedroom also has a separate bathroom.

Li Yan slept in the master bedroom on the third floor. This was originally his parents' room, but Jiang Yingzhu took it over!
At this moment, the sound of running water could be heard in the bedroom; the senior student was taking a shower.

Li Yan listened to the sound of water in the bathroom, his mind slightly unsettled. Could anyone really believe that cultivating immortality renders one devoid of desires?
The frosted glass door reflected indistinct figures, captivating the heart and soul.

Not long after, Hua Junshu came out after washing, still carrying wisps of water vapor, giving her a fairy-like appearance.

Li Yan thought about it and felt that "female fairy" was a more fitting description.

The word "fairy" has a slightly negative connotation.

Hua Junshu noticed that he was staring at her, pursed her lips, and looked down at him.

"what happened?"

"No, you're pretty, senior."

"Okay." Hua Junshu nodded without any politeness, glanced at him and said, "Go wash up, I'm done."

"Aren't you going back, senior?"

Hua Junshu didn't answer, but just looked at him and asked, "Did you watch me take a shower just now?"

"Uh," Li Yan had never been asked so directly before, so he nodded, "I only glanced at it twice, and the frosted door is very good, you can't see anything."

Whether or not he listened to his explanation, Hua Junshu sat down by Li Yan's bedside.

"Then you go take a shower too, I want to watch it back."

"No way?"

Li Yan was speechless; he hadn't even planned to take a shower. A single cleaning spell would have been enough.

“No.” Hua Junshu said seriously, “Otherwise it wouldn’t be fair.”

"Actually, I really didn't see it."

"I told Zhuzhu that you peeked at me while I was taking a bath," Hua Junshu said, and was about to stand up.

Li Yan quickly pulled her back, but even though he didn't use much force, the senior student immediately fell into his arms.

With a muffled thud, the impact accelerated the bleeding of Li Yan.

That's a foul.

Who would bump into someone while holding a pillow?

Now I have to go take a shower.

I found a set of pajamas and went into the bathroom, glancing at the senior student sitting outside watching.

Li Yan felt like he was being forced to perform.

When I came out after showering, Hua Junshu had already left, and only a faint fragrance lingered on the bed.

Have a good night's sleep.

Early in the morning, Li Yan was eating steamed buns filled with pickled vegetables and shredded pork, which he had made yesterday.

It tastes sour and spicy, which is the type of steamed bun he often buys.

If you were to rank the fillings of steamed buns, he thinks this one would be at the top. Jiang Yingzhu, Mei Mengqian, and Hua Junshu had also gotten up and were eating breakfast.

However, even when eating the same steamed buns, the three of them had different experiences.

My senior doesn't really like strong flavors, so each bite is very small; she mostly drinks the soup.

Mengmeng ate very simply; she can eat either strong or mild flavors.

Unlike the other two, Jiang Yingzhu turned the bun in her hand around so that the bottom was facing her.

Then, reach out your finger, pinch off the small round bump that formed on the bottom of the bun due to the steaming holes in the steamer, and eat it.

Only after finishing the meal did I take a big bite of the steamed bun.

Mei Mengqian watched it several times and even tried eating it herself, but she didn't notice anything special about the little dot, so she asked:

"Zhuzhu, why did you eat that first?"

She pointed to the small dot that remained on the bun in Jiang Yingzhu's hand.

Jiang Yingzhu reached out and pulled it off, saying quite naturally, "Eat Mommy."

Upon hearing this, both Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu were taken aback.

No need to ask what 'mama' means.

As a native of Chu, I can understand this term.

The two girls, in particular, had heard this word quite often since they were young.

Instantly, Mengmeng blushed, remembering her behavior just now.

And Zhu Zhu, how could she so naturally say such things in front of Li Yan?!
And what's on the bun? Doesn't it look just like that in some way?
Hua Junshu pursed her lips. Actually, she had done this kind of thing when she was a child.

Mei Mengqian was shy because she had never done anything like that before.

The bottoms of all the steamed buns and mantou I've eaten since I was a child have been flat.

Even if I eat something different today, I won't feel curious.

If Jiang Yingzhu's behavior wasn't abnormal.

Jiang Yingzhu found Mengmeng's blushing somewhat strange.

"What's wrong? It's not real. Don't you think it's fun? I used to play this all the time when I was a kid."

“emmmm” Mei Mengqian shook her head.

Seeing this, Jiang Yingzhu sighed, "Poor child, no childhood."

“This only proves that everyone’s childhood is different,” Li Yan said. “You’re too naive.”

"Tch, don't think I don't know you love to eat that." Jiang Yingzhu said.

"Me!" Li Yan glared, wanting to refute, but in a sense, he felt there was nothing wrong with it.

He decided to skip the topic, "Let's go to the field to pick corn in the morning, and then we can husk corn at home in the afternoon using that hand-cranked corn husk machine. Mengmeng probably hasn't tried it before, does your senior know about it?"

Upon hearing this, Hua Junshu nodded, recalling a vague recollection from his memory.

But not deeply; she only met her grandmother one autumn when she went back to her hometown with her parents.

“Okay!” Jiang Yingzhu raised her hand in agreement, not finding the things she had experienced boring at all.

On the one hand, she is also a part-host, so naturally she has to treat her guests well, and it's no big deal to make a sacrifice.

On the other hand, she was hoping to set fire to the wasteland.

So after breakfast, Li Yan found three large bamboo baskets and three straw hats and equipped them with them.

"Aren't you going to wear it?" Jiang Yingzhu asked.

"I am the supervisor."

"You think beautiful!"

The two were arguing when Zhang Xiuying finished feeding the chickens and came to the front. She was stunned to see them fully armed.

"Xiao Yan, what's wrong?"

"They were curious about the cornfield, so I took them to experience it."

Seeing the curiosity in the two girls' eyes, Zhang Xiuying said happily, "Alright, alright, you two go ahead. Your grandpa, Ah Bao, and I will come later too."

Li Yan nodded and led the three girls, who looked more down-to-earth after changing their clothes, towards the cornfield behind.

While others take girls into cornfields one at a time, he takes three at once.

Seeing this, Li Daoguo, who was smoking on the rooftop, didn't know what to say.

Upon entering the cornfield, the lush greenery quickly became abundant and began to smell.

The fresh smell made Mei Mengqian sniffle, and as soon as she got closer, she couldn't resist reaching out for a corn cob.

Hua Junshu walked beside her, mimicking her actions, and asked, "Are you just going to break it like that? No technique involved?"

Jiang Yingzhu, who was walking behind Li Yan, scratched her head and said, "No, I just broke it off directly."

She felt it was there, but she forgot.

She glared at Li Yan, telling him not to expose her.

Li Yan didn't intend to say that with their current strength, they didn't need those things.

"oh,"

Hua Junshu nodded and began to transform into a ruthless work machine.

Although Zhu Zhu forgot the techniques, she quickly figured out a way to save energy and be efficient, and gradually took the lead.

Seeing this, Jiang Yingzhu, who had already joined the workforce, also sped up her pace, striving to achieve miracles.

Sometimes she even broke the straw.

Mei Mengqian was different. She would admire each one she broke off, as if they were her babies, pouring her emotions into them.

However, when she was tired from the pressure of having too many babies, Mengmeng lost her affection.

Then I became curious about something else: "Could there be snakes in here?"

"I've never seen it," Jiang Yingzhu shook her head. "But you often see them on the street."

"What?! That's dangerous."

"It's not dangerous. They're all dried snakes. They crawl onto the road to sunbathe and get run over by passing cars."

Mei Mengqian scratched her head, and suddenly she wasn't scared anymore.
Why does the snake seem so clumsy?

“But speaking of snakes, even I, who was born in the Year of the Snake, have never seen a live one.” Jiang Yingzhu stroked her chin, lost in thought.

"I wanted to play this when I was little, but unfortunately I never had the chance."

Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu remained silent, having grown accustomed to Jiang Yingzhu's ramblings, which were often quite outrageous.

As the sun rose higher, Li Daoguo and Li Bao got down from the ground and shouted to Li Yan and the others.

Li Yan replied, then turned around and saw his senior walking over.

"What should I do if my basket is full?"

Upon hearing this, Li Yan reached out his hand.

"Give it to me, I'll take it back. You can rest for a while, senior. We're here to have fun, we don't really need your help."

"I'm not tired, I'm with you."

Li Yan couldn't persuade them otherwise, so the two returned to the front yard of the Li family and dumped all the corn.

There was no one in front, but there was a motorcycle parked inside, and the sound of cleaning could be heard from inside.

Seeing this, Hua Junshu suddenly stretched out his hands in front of Li Yan.

"what?"

"My hands hurt from being bent, let me rub them."

Li Yan scanned his aunt, who was sweeping the floor and looking down from the second-floor window, with his divine sense; she must have just returned.

"Really? This place isn't a good spot."

(End of this chapter)