I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 357 His Brain Has Grown a Bump

"Gouping is such a jerk! The holiday doesn't officially start until tomorrow, but he had to bring this up today because he doesn't want us to slack off."

"Yeah, set aside a day to decide whether to play or study during the holidays. Damn it, this is ridiculous, especially since it's during a promotion period for new recruits!"

After Li Ping finished speaking and left, a few boys in the back row started grumbling and cursing.

"I think Teacher Li is very good. She helped us prepare for the holiday arrangements in advance," said He Shen, a newcomer, behind Yu Bin and others.

"Waqu, you're taking Gouping's side?!" Ye Daijia, who sat next to him, was immediately impressed.

"No, no, I just feel there's no need to blame the teachers for the school's decision," He Shen said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Ye Daijia and Yu Bin and the others in front of her exchanged glances.

He's a simp!
"Some people, before they've even achieved anything, are already thinking about betraying the group they came from."

Zhang Wei sighed, "How tragic!"

Upon hearing this, He Shen's face remained smiling, as if he hadn't noticed anything amiss.

Finding nothing amusing, Li Yan withdrew his divine sense and continued explaining the wrong questions to Mengmeng.

Jiang Yingzhu then asked, "How are we going to spend National Day?"

"Shushu only has three days off, so she won't go out to play. I also need to take advantage of the holiday to make something."

Mei Mengqian agreed, saying that she now updates her blog every day and has no time to go out and play.

Not to mention that there will definitely be, and certainly not a lot, holiday homework.

Jiang Yingzhu let it go, since there would be plenty of time to go out and have fun later.

The following Tuesday.

Although the National Day holiday will begin after today, evening self-study sessions will still be held.

However, as expected of a math teacher who has children, he knows how to coax them.

"We'll be showing a movie tonight. Class monitor, please turn on the multimedia system and let's discuss what we want to watch."

"Watching a movie, oohoo!!"

"Horror movie! Horror movie!"

"No horror movies!"

The classroom erupted in an instant.

Ye Hui frowned, stood up and looked around, and the class immediately fell silent.

"Quiet down, don't cause trouble for Teacher Zhao. You can watch whatever I play, or I'll play some math lectures by famous teachers."

Immediately, some girls cried out and begged for mercy, showering the girls with all sorts of compliments.

Zhao Ziwei stood on the podium, watching with a smile. In this math test, Ye Daijia was the only one dragging the class down; all the other students were in the top fifty of the grade.

This made her extremely happy.

That's why I'm planning to reward these little guys after the exam.

However, Ye Hui's handling of the situation was beyond her expectations: she played a lecture by a renowned teacher during evening self-study.
Ah, very good.

Next time the math group shares teaching experiences, I'll have something to say again.

These students are really smart.

Ye Hui went to the multimedia room and logged into the iQiyi app installed on her computer.

The above is a membership account she specifically opened at school, with all sorts of viewing records.

Ye Hui found a classic film—

Groundhog Day

The name is quite unusual, and may even deter some people.

However, the content is actually quite good.

It's roughly about someone entering a time loop and getting the chance to start over repeatedly.

It's very similar to the settings in some online novels.

Turn off the lights in the classroom.

The curtains were drawn as well.

Left Protector Chen Xiyuan frowned. He had finally managed to regain the glory of third place in this monthly exam.

I'm planning to defeat the second-place team next month, and then use the next five months to challenge the first place.

How can we waste our time on meaningless movies!

Fortunately, the light projected in the front row was bright enough.

Chen Xiyuan then wasted no time saying he wanted to turn on the lights.

Looking around, I saw a group of people watching a movie.

Even Wu Wu, whom he had approved of, was no exception, and Chen Xiyuan immediately shook his head.

This woman's pursuit of the Dao is not steadfast; she is not worthy to climb with him.

In the darkness, some people are struggling internally, while others are quietly becoming bolder.

As Li Yan was pondering what to do tomorrow, he noticed a hand reaching out from his right and grasping his hand.

Li Yan glanced at Mengmeng, then remained silent. "Don't ask. The answer is that we're gathering material."

Mei Mengqian had seen the movie, so she wasn't interested.

Jiang Yingzhu was different; she rarely sat down quietly to watch a movie.

Therefore, once the movie gets to the main point, it quickly becomes immersive.

Watching the movie protagonist transform from a loser into a winner through repeated attempts.

I also felt bored and tedious in the time loop.

Jiang Yingzhu couldn't help but empathize as well:

"If we could really start over again and again, what would be the point?"

Li Yan glanced at her, while being led by the hand to find inspiration, he also discussed philosophy with his childhood sweetheart.

"Of course it's interesting; every time you do it again, it's a different experience."

"At first you panic, but eventually you become calm. You'll find that the rules you've always followed are actually meaningless. Many times, what you think you must do or have are unnecessary."

"It's like you keep saying you won't go to morning reading every day, but you always go. But actually, it's not a big deal if you don't go."

"We have many choices, but we are all confining ourselves to our own little worlds."

Jiang Yingzhu was stunned by what he said. "I can't understand his babbling. Also, I'm not just being honest, I'm striving to improve!"

"You've turned my learning achievements into the achievements of the supervisor, that's wrong!"

"Yes, you're right. The awards for outstanding insights should all go to you." Li Yan felt he shouldn't be discussing these things with her.

Jiang Yingzhu continued to retort, "Besides, you haven't done it all over again, so how do you know that people will change if they do it all over again?!"

Li Yan laughed, "Ah, right, right, right!"

"You're right, my foot!"

Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes, too lazy to pay him any attention, and continued watching the movie.

Li Yan was also happy to have some free time, and he noticed something interesting happening in the back row with his divine sense.

He Shen looked around from the last row of the second group.

Some were eating snacks, some were whispering, some were playing on their phones, and some were patting their QQ accounts.

He Shen stared wide-eyed at the fourth couple.

In broad daylight, they openly do this in the classroom!

How despicable!
He Shen took out his phone and decided to send a message to his homeroom teacher.

Dear Class Teacher:
As soon as the screen lit up during evening self-study, the classroom transformed into a combination of a "Hundred Herbs Garden" and a "Three Flavors Study," with students in the front row craning their necks like chicks waiting to be fed, and those in the back row laughing and joking like children in a bustling teahouse.

He Shen's gaze was deep, his expression sorrowful, as if he were truly stung by the scene in the classroom and wanted to awaken the decadent class. He continued typing.

Amidst the sounds of the film, the ink brush remains silent, the white paper stands blank, only light and shadow dance on the wall, reflecting a room full of restless souls. The ruler meant to supervise study has become the key to entertainment, stealing the time that should be spent at one's desk.

This makes me think deeply; how this situation contradicts your instructions last night! I earnestly request that you take the time to rectify this situation, or authorize students to maintain order!

[If serving as class monitor, academic representative, or discipline committee member, one must do one's utmost to restore the study room to its former state of conducive learning.]

Li Yan stroked his chin, scrutinizing the message with his divine sense. Since he couldn't leave it, he finally gleaned five words from between the lines.

I want to be a class monitor.

He remained silent, wanting to see how Li Ping would respond.

Li Ping replied very quickly.

"read!"

Li Yan almost burst out laughing.

Then I saw another message.

"Well written, keep it up next time."

Good, good, good. The Eastern Depot has turned bad; Li Ping is going to set up the Western Depot.

Li Yan found it quite interesting, and he said, "How can starting over be boring?"

The movie, which lasted more than two hours, ended, and evening self-study was almost over.

During a break, Guo Cailing sighed, "If only I could keep doing it again, then I could get first place."

Yu Bing nodded in agreement.

"That's right! I can still grow very tall, while you all are getting shorter."

Jiang Yingzhu felt that they had no ambition; they were using such an interesting thing to study and grow taller.

"If I could get into the loop, I would definitely travel the whole world, it would be so awesome!"

"You guys have no ambition at all." Cheng Yuan passed by and joined the conversation. "If it can be circulated, it will definitely make money. Make a lot of money, build a successful career, that's the meaning of life."

"Aren't you right, Chen Xiyuan!"

"I think it should be used for learning; the knowledge is readily available in books."

Cheng Yuan cursed under his breath for being a bookworm, then looked at Li Yan, seeking approval, "Class monitor, don't you agree!"

He felt that Li Yan would definitely agree, after all, Li Yan was already making money and his family owned a company.

Li Yan shrugged. "I think you're all right. Life doesn't have that many meanings; it's just about pleasing yourself. If you want to be a successful person, isn't that also about pleasing yourself?"

Cheng Yuan wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, he nodded.

Students are such boring creatures that they can talk about one topic for half a day. Just as Li Yan finished discussing the life issues brought up by the movie, a new round of debate about time began.

A new round of debate about time has begun over there.

"Nonsense! No one can resist the time loop. I want a double flight, not just a 'pleasure flight'!" Liu Ming slammed his fist on the table and stood up to express his opinion.

"How do you know you won't get fucked to death before you can have a good time?" Hu Weiwen retorted. "That's why stopping time is the most perfect thing. I can do whatever I want, and my baby won't grow old because of time."

"Uh"

Upon hearing this, several girls around him moved a little further away.

What strange things are these?

"No way, what's the difference between stopping time and using a doll?"

Zhang Wei, with the air of someone who's been there, said, "I support time travel; you can go and do whoever you want."

"Damn, Zhang Wei, you're not some kind of pervert who would go back to before your uncle and aunt met and steal her away, are you?" Hu Weiwen said.

"However, the difference in status is indeed quite noticeable."

The two started talking about strange things, like little horses and big carts, animal ears and cat ears, and sisters.

Liu Ming was stunned, as if the gates of heaven had been opened.

Is this something you can listen to without paying?

Weren't we talking about cheat codes? Why are you doing this to me?

This day is freaking yellow.

"Ahem, how do you guys know so much? That..."

Liu Ming hesitated for a moment, but couldn't resist asking, "Could you give me the installation package? I have a friend who also likes role-playing games."

The two leaders of Class One, Huang, finally stopped talking and looked at Liu Ming.

Li Yan secretly withdrew his divine sense; he certainly had no intention of playing around.

After evening self-study, Li Yan was carrying two bags full of homework.

When we arrived at the school gate, I took the heavier bag from my senior and we set off together.

"Li Yan, whose bag do you think is the easiest to carry: mine, Mengmeng's, or my senior's?"

"Come here." Li Yan beckoned to her.

When Jiang Yingzhu came over, Li Yan patted her head.

"What are you doing?"

"Are you out of your mind? I'm just trying to feel it."

(End of this chapter)