I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 353 Under what circumstances did your first kiss happen?
I feel like even spanking Li Yan until his butt is swollen wouldn't be enough to vent my anger.

Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu had even more subtle expressions.

His gaze kept shifting between Li Yan and Zhu Zhu.

"I think it's fair. It's an adventure game, of course there will be hardships, otherwise how would you get the reward?" Li Yan said.

"Hmph!" Jiang Yingzhu snorted heavily. "I choose the first and the third."

She didn't want to kiss Li Yan first, and she would feel embarrassed if she were being watched.

After making her selection, she immediately threw herself into Li Yan's arms, shouting:
"I'm holding my son!"

"Stop yelling, kneel down and let me ride you."

When Li Yan's voice came, Jiang Yingzhu immediately grabbed her waist tightly. How infuriating! You unfilial son!

"Wait a little longer, it's my first time holding my son, I want to hold him a little longer."

"Okay, then I'll ride a little longer. It's my son's first time riding a horse."

The two women were constantly arguing, repeatedly saying they wanted to hold their son more and ride horses more. Mei Mengqian couldn't help but tremble as she watched, and a series of hoarse sounds came from her mouth.

Hua Junshu, however, still forced a smile.

Despite the fact that Li Yan and Zhu Zhu were embracing so intimately, the two of them should have felt jealous, but they couldn't feel any sourness at all.

Limited by the rules of the game, Jiang Yingzhu's straight legs eventually bent.

She knelt on the ground, her phoenix eyes narrowed, and glared at Li Yan.

"Hurry up! It'll only take a minute at most! You're clearly the one who's getting the better deal!"

Although she hugged him for five minutes, Li Yan didn't argue with her.

Without any intention of being polite, he took a step and his hips sank.

He immediately mounted Jiang Yingzhu.

"Let's go, let's go!"

Li Yan patted the horse's rump.

"What are you doing!"

"Don't speak, horses can't talk."

"I'm just carrying you, I'm not actually playing the role of a horse!" Jiang Yingzhu gritted her teeth.

“Then the son would definitely pat his butt while riding a horse. You’ve never been a son, so you don’t know,” Li Yan said matter-of-factly.

"I do not know how."

"Oh, I remember now, I carried you on my back when we were little. How did you do it back then? Let me think."

Jiang Yingzhu gritted her teeth, not wanting to be humiliated by being patted on the butt and having her hair pulled all the way. So she quickened her pace.

In fact, Li Yan didn't actually sit on it, otherwise she definitely wouldn't have been able to walk fast.

Li Yan could walk around the living room in a minute. As he approached the place where the dream began, he patted his butt again.

"Yu!"

Jiang Yingzhu immediately flipped over and pinned him down. "Your time is up! Sing!"

How am I supposed to sing like this?

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu flipped him over so that his buttocks were facing up.

"Okay, you can sing now."

Li Yan was speechless, and even more speechless when he saw Mengmeng and his senior sister eagerly crowding around him.

"There's a really cool guy in my family, like he has three heads and six arms and is invulnerable to swords and spears. His hands are a little rough, and he taught me to walk by holding my hand."

"Snapped!"

The slap landed heavily, carrying a hint of resentment.

"No emotion, start over."

"Don't go too far, I haven't even finished singing!"
"Because there was no emotion from the beginning."

"You guys will say anything to touch my butt."

"Narcissistic!"

Mei Mengqian's face flushed, and to prove that she wasn't touching him, she immediately quickened her pace.

"Snapped!"

It's quite bouncy and feels great.

She thought to herself, and then she saw her senior reach out and touch her without saying a word.

"Huh? Not Mengmeng, you really touched me?!"

"It wasn't me!" Mei Mengqian's face immediately turned bright red, her expression full of embarrassment.

"Oh, Jiang Yingzhu is a pervert too."

"You're the pervert." Jiang Yingzhu continued slapping her, she had already vowed to get revenge for being slapped.

Keep singing!

Li Yan took a breath, feeling the massage from his little plump bottom as his childhood sweetheart sat on his back.

I'll sing it for the sake of the massage.

Thank you for visiting my little monster.
You are the most beautiful love letter I have ever written.

Snapped!
She had just finished singing a part, but this time, she only sang half of it before the slap came down.

“No skill, no emotion, it seems you don’t acknowledge me as your father,” Jiang Yingzhu said, clapping her hands as she spoke.

Then Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu took turns performing.

Li Yan didn't care who hit him, he just told them to keep playing.

I'll come back to play all of these games later!
"Keep going, keep singing, stop dawdling!"

"Dad! Dad!"

clap clap!

Jiang Yingzhu interrupted her directly with a slap, saying, "You've shown some emotion now. Now, repeat this line."

Li Yan rolled his eyes; he knew it.

After singing it five times, he still hadn't finished a single complete song.

Li Yan stood up, rubbed the spot where he had been slapped, and glanced at Jiang Yingzhu and the other two.

Jiang Yingzhu raised an eyebrow arrogantly, a provocation!

Mei Mengqian looked away, pretending nothing had happened.

Hua Junshu met his gaze, then looked down at his buttocks and rubbed his fingers together.

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Li Yan was speechless. The case was solved; the senior student was the bravest.

As expected of my elder sister.

"Let's start the next round, Jiang Yingzhu. It's your turn to catch someone. If you can't catch them, just wait." Li Yan glanced at Jiang Yingzhu, who had a provocative look on her face.

"I'm sure I can catch him!" Jiang Yingzhu snorted.

The three were blindfolded again, and Jiang Yingzhu began to count off.

Following his memory, Li Yan went straight to the corner of the TV wall, to the door of his bedroom.

Logically speaking, there are no shelters here, so it's not a place to hide.

Moreover, it is very close to the center of the living room.

But it's the darkest place under the lamp.

Seeing where he was sticking to, Mei Mengqian's eyes lit up, and she followed suit. Li Yan sensed someone approaching and whispered, "What are you doing?"

"I'm hiding here too."

Mei Mengqian whispered, and as she sat next to him, their arms touching, their body heat mingled.

She felt a strange sense of excitement.

Especially since Zhuzhu's counting was about to end.

She glanced towards the sofa but couldn't see her senior. Instead, she saw Hua Junshu groping his way to the space between the long sofa and the side wall.

That place was originally intended to house the cats' nests for Laba Festival; it was a semi-enclosed, safe haven prepared for Laba Festival.

However, the cat bed was never used, and it was sold on Xianyu (a second-hand marketplace app).

As soon as the senior arrived, Zhuzhu finished counting down.

Zhu Zhu clearly remembered the location where they had hidden before.

I went to check the sofa immediately.

She noticed that the main sofa facing the TV wall was missing, and she worried that her senior might be hiding under the coffee table.

So he crouched down and went to check the coffee table again.

Hua Junshu heard Jiang Yingzhu's movements. To be more concealed, she went from standing to sitting, and finally lay down.

The space was just big enough for one person to lie down.

As expected, after discovering that the coffee table was missing, Jiang Yingzhu went to check the sofa on the side.

I casually touched the space bar.

If you can't find it, check the table where Mengmeng was hiding.

As expected, they missed their target.

Jiang Yingzhu wasn't in a hurry. She started from the outermost dining room and carefully explored the way to the balcony.

Seeing that Zhuzhu was about to touch them, Mei Mengqian suddenly became nervous.

"Zhuzhu is coming."

She whispered in Li Yan's ear.

After saying that, he pulled Li Yan and moved to another location.

"It's like having an affair," Li Yan asked again, feeling that his little classmate really did have a strong sense of infidelity.

So much so that he, who had initially thought nothing of it, suddenly felt a little guilty.

Jiang Yingzhu vaguely heard footsteps and immediately followed the sound.

Suddenly, she heard the sound of bells.

The sound of the bell had been following her closely.

Laba curiously observed this lowly two-legged creature all the way.

I discovered that this lowly two-legged creature, which used to play with its poop, now only knows how to pet things.

And if you can't touch it all the time, you lose interest.

Then I saw the intermediate-level biped lying there.

Every time he lay on top of her on Laba Festival, there would be something delicious to eat.

It immediately crawled over and lay down on the tree trunk with a thud.

Hua Junshu immediately became nervous and hurried away on Laba Festival.

But cats are like that; the more you forbid them from doing something, the more they want to do it.

If the two-legged creature doesn't let it crawl over, then the noble Laba will take a closer look to see what good things are here.

Then Jiang Yingzhu heard a bell ringing continuously coming from the empty space on the sofa.

She recited the rules for catching cats.

I also recalled that long and narrow space.

'It's such a small place, you can't escape, little thing!'

Jiang Yingzhu felt she could pull off a big heist.

So they approached the past, exploring little by little inside.

I touched a leg, a human leg!

"I caught it!"

Jiang Yingzhu was overjoyed and immediately removed her blindfold.

Then I saw the senior student lying on the narrow gap, with her hands raised high above the cat.

It seemed they noticed her approaching and wanted to hand the cat over to her.

This is like choosing to be a suicide truck!

Jiang Yingzhu immediately understood her senior's plan and then felt remorseful.

Why didn't I listen carefully to the sound of the bell?

Okay, she wanted to use the safest approach to seize the opportunity during the Laba Festival.

"Senior, you lost!"

"Yes, I choose truth."

Hua Junshu nodded, stood up, put down Laba, and patted himself off.

The ground was very clean, and she wasn't actually dusty.

Jiang Yingzhu then turned to look for Mengmeng and Li Yan's location.

Then I saw them walking over from the other side of the TV cabinet.

"Wow, Mengmeng, you cheated with Li Yan!"

"How can this be called cheating? We are just making reasonable use of the game rules."

Li Yan retorted that he didn't even need to think to know what Jiang Yingzhu was planning to do.

To deny outright, to reject all possibilities.

Jiang Yingzhu pouted, her idea of ​​forcing them to admit defeat shattered. She then started planning to act as a cat later, having Mengmeng lead her to hide.

The four people gathered around the coffee table, and Hua Junshu took out a card box and drew cards.

"Truth or Dare: Under what circumstances did your first kiss happen?"

Jiang Yingzhu slowly read out the cards her senior had placed on the table, and then looked at Hua Junshu.

"If your first kiss didn't happen, you could say when was the first time you had a dream about spring?"

The room fell silent as the three of them looked at Hua Junshu.

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian were especially curious, and a little embarrassed, as they couldn't help but recall the time they went to the movies with Li Yan and pretended to be a couple to get a discount.

Hua Junshu pursed his lips and glanced at Li Yan.

Li Yan remained calm and made no attempt to ask her to keep it a secret.

Seeing this, Hua Junshu lowered his eyes and said:
My first kiss was...

Upon hearing their senior talk about their first kiss, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian's eyes widened slightly, and they involuntarily held their breath.

My senior's first kiss is gone!
what's going on?

Or.
"It was last year's Lunar New Year's Eve, and someone accompanied me to set off fireworks to celebrate the New Year."

Their pupils suddenly contracted, and without any exchange, their gazes simultaneously turned to Li Yan.

(End of this chapter)