I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 349 Wednesday Boyfriend
"correct."

Li Yan blinked. "What, you don't mean you want to eat what I've already eaten? That's not impossible."

"Go! Go! Go!"

Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes at him, picked up the cup, and took a sip.

"What kind of sweet soup is this? Why are you using your own cup to serve it?"

So Li Yan started telling her about the park.

This immediately attracted the attention of the three people in the back row who were just watching the show.

So the group began to criticize the immoral behavior of the two women they had never met, until class was about to start.

Jiang Yingzhu couldn't hold back any longer and joined the conversation.

Just before class, a group of girls went to the office together to run some errands. Li Yan took the opportunity to ask Yu Bing, who was being ostracized, what had happened while he was away.

Then I roughly understood the problem.

So Li Yan confidently took out the baking soda from Jiang Yingzhu's desk and used his spiritual energy to chill it.

One bite and you'll feel refreshed and invigorated!
This lemon baking soda is one of his favorite drinks.

It has a lingering, subtle sweetness that's quite addictive.

The only downside is that the small bottle is too small, and the large bottle isn't big either.

It's still incredibly expensive for the average student.

The afternoon classes were relatively relaxed, covering Chinese, biology, and chemistry.

As soon as Jiang Yingzhu returned, she saw lemon soda on Li Yan's desk.

"Where did you come from?"

"Pick it up."

“Stealing!” Jiang Yingzhu pointed her finger.

"How can a scholar's actions be considered stealing?"

It was originally bought for him, so Jiang Yingzhu didn't mind, but she found it strange.

How did you know I had another bottle in my drawer?

"Bingbing said it."

"I didn't!" Yu Bing exclaimed, her eyes wide with shock, having been unjustly accused.

Jiang Yingzhu was suspicious but didn't intend to pursue the matter.

I'll deal with him when I get home.

During their evening rest, Li Yan handed them an earphone.

Jiang Yingzhu asked in confusion, "I don't listen to music."

As she spoke, she took the earphones and put them on her ears, and then she heard Li Yan singing.

Speechless.

"Shameless person, listening to himself sing every day."

"These are all new songs."

Jiang Yingzhu was taken aback and realized that she had never heard of it before.

"Which player do you think should start next?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu gave a light snort, "I'll listen to what you have to say first."

Li Yan still didn't know Xiao Qingmei's answer, because 192 hours had passed and she was still listening.

However, everyone in Feiyun Xiaolou knows that today is a special day.

September 20th, Wednesday.

The morning mist had not yet dissipated, and the mountains were draped in a light veil, which was then gilded by the dawn. Only a few people could witness this spectacular sunrise; most were awakened by the smoke rising from their chimneys, aroused by the beauty of the scene.

Li Yan was among them.

Taoist health preservation requires following rules, adhering to the seasons, and conforming to nature in order to achieve communication with the subtle spiritual energy around us, thereby nourishing the body and strengthening our qi and blood.

But he had already embarked on the true path to immortality and gone far beyond it, so he didn't need to do this.

Well, sleeping in late is human nature.

And he didn't get up very late.

Breakfast was noodles made by Hua Junshu, simple egg noodles with a few green leafy vegetables, a feast for the eyes, nose, and palate.

But Mei Mengqian's was different; hers was longevity noodles with shredded pork.

Luxury Supreme Edition!
"I don't feel like I can eat anymore." Mei Mengqian looked at the large bowl in front of her, a little embarrassed.

After all, it was made by her senior sister herself early in the morning.

However, the bowl in front of me was really big; it was a soup bowl that I usually use to serve soup.

"It's alright, it's your birthday today." Hua Junshu smiled. "The birthday person is the most important, you can do whatever you want."

“That’s right, that’s right, we’ll listen to you!” Jiang Yingzhu echoed.

Li Yan nodded in agreement.

"OK then."

Mei Mengqian chuckled and pointed at the bowl, "Then I want you to divide the noodles."

She recalled what happened on Zhuzhu's birthday and added another sentence.

"Leave the shredded meat for me."

Li Yan and the other two laughed, divided the noodles in her bowl, and left the rest for her.

Birthdays don't come with a holiday; after breakfast, the four of them still have to go to school.

Moreover, as the vice president of the student council, Mengmeng is also responsible for checking and supervising students who are late for morning self-study.

That sounds like a really tough life.

"Li Yan, you'll be with me this morning."

"But I am the president."

"I am the birthday person."

"Okay, okay, I'll keep you company." Mei Mengqian didn't order Zhuzhu and her senior around, but specifically ordered Li Yan around.

"You take notes later, and I'll supervise."

Mei Mengqian continued speaking, Hua Junshu watched silently, while Jiang Yingzhu directly expressed her support, wanting to see Li Yan suffer a setback.

These past few days, this guy has been wandering around with that sign, pretending to be the homeroom teacher, secretly standing behind others who are playing on their phones, and then casually reaching out to ask for a phone.

That's absolutely terrifying!

Upon arriving at the school, Mei Mengqian and Li Yan stayed at the school gate, while Jiang Yingzhu and Hua Junshu went to the teaching building one on each side.

"It's not time yet, let's go sit over there for a while."

Mei Mengqian looked around, then pointed to a pavilion under a tree in the small square, her eyes flashing slightly.

Li Yan glanced at her, sensing that Mengmeng seemed to want to do something again, and agreed with great interest.

The two had just reached the vicinity of the small pavilion on the side, and before they even went inside, a small hand grabbed Li Yan's hand.

Li Yan turned his head and happened to see Mengmeng also turn her face, her almond-shaped eyes lowered, and she whispered:

"You're going to be my boyfriend today."

As she spoke, her face quickly turned rosy, as red as the morning glow on the horizon.

"Huh?" Li Yan was taken aback. "It's just pretending to be a couple." Mei Mengqian's eyes were almost closed, her little feet fidgeting restlessly. If you put a shovel on her feet, she could probably dig up this pavilion.

"The male and female protagonists in my book are always too in love and can't find the feeling, so I need to draw inspiration from them."

"So I'm your boyfriend today?" Li Yan asked.

"Hmm~"

"Your boyfriend can do that."

"Yes." She paused for a long time, then whispered like a mosquito, "But my girlfriend has to agree."

"Oh, okay."

Hearing his agreement, Mei Mengqian breathed a long sigh of relief and finally dared to raise her eyes slightly to look at him.

I don't know why she felt that Li Yan wouldn't agree.

Then, Li Yan just stood there and let her watch for three minutes.

"Haven't you had enough yet? You don't watch it often."

Mei Mengqian blushed again and whispered something incredibly yandere.

“It’s different now, you don’t belong to everyone anymore.”

Li Yan decided he should lock the door from now on. He glanced at his little classmate and prepared to tease her.

"Whose am I?"

"Anyway, it doesn't belong to anyone."

"Whose is that?"

"My dear deskmate!" she exclaimed, her eyes wide.
"You are not allowed to speak now."

Li Yan smiled and nodded, then gestured for him to shut up.

So Mei Mengqian led him into the pavilion, and Li Yan was also very curious about what she wanted to do.

However, as the two entered the pavilion, they saw Wang Zhenyu and Gan Tiantian crouching down, trying to sneak over the side.

Eight eyes meet.

"Hahaha, we're just passing by, just passing by. Hahaha."

Gan Tiantian felt a chill run down her neck. She gave an awkward and stiff smile, quickly straightening her collar as she quietly backed away.

Wang Zhenyu nodded repeatedly:

"Yes, yes, we didn't do anything, and we didn't hear anything!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a chill run through his body.

His good friend looked at him like he was looking at a cockroach about to be swatted, and his survival instinct made him yell out.

"I swear on my lifelong happiness, I absolutely did not see it!"

“I swear too!” Gan Tiantian raised her hand.

Mei Mengqian and Li Yan were speechless, too lazy to pay attention to these two dramatic guys.

Mei Mengqian waved her hand, "Then you can go."

The two of them quickly slipped away.

"and many more!"

Suddenly, Mei Mengqian called out again.

Wang Zhenyu is an honest man, so he stopped on his own.

When Gan Tiantian saw the same cheerful smile on Jiang Yingzhu's face, she ran even faster.

Wang Zhenyu was stunned and turned to look at Gan Tiantian.

I caught a glimpse of a sorrowful expression, followed by a figure disappearing into the distance.

"Uh, what's up? I'm a law-abiding citizen."

"What were you doing here just now?" Mei Mengqian asked curiously.

Wang Zhenyu glanced at Li Yan and saw that his good brother also looked interested, so he knew he couldn't escape.

"study."

"I don't believe it." Mei Mengqian had originally wanted them to demonstrate what they had done.

But Gan Tiantian ran away, and she couldn't bring herself to say those words to a boy.

At this moment, her interest in gossiping waned, and reason prevailed, so she waved Wang Zhenyu away.

Then, she pulled Li Yan outside.

"Didn't you say you wanted to sit for a while?"

"That pavilion is not clean."

Mei Mengqian felt that what she said was ambiguous, so she added, "Since we've already seen it, others will definitely see it too."

"It's like you're having an affair."

"What?! You're not allowed to speak, or you'll be kneeling on a clothes board tonight!"

Li Yan typed a question mark. "Okay, okay, my little deskmate is not only bad at cooking but also loves to play, and he has a lot of tricks up his sleeve."

During the brief pause between their relocation, he heard Mengmeng explain:

"Campus couples are meant to be secretive."

"You like to sneak around, don't you?"

Mei Mengqian immediately covered his mouth.

Feeling the head moving restlessly in her arms, Mei Mengqian's ears turned a light pink.

The pink hue quickly deepened, turning into a vibrant sunset that burned along her fair cheeks.

The crimson glow spread out, extending to the neck, even the collarbone was tinged with coral.

In less than two seconds, her fingertips trembled as she pushed Li Yan away, like a kitten with its fur standing on end, staring at Li Yan with a fierce, cowardly, and terrifying look.

"I'm not!"

"Yes, you're not, I am."

Profound truths bring peace of mind. Li Yan, having just been enlightened by profound truths, was even more at peace than the Japanese who had been beaten up by the little boy and the fat man.

Mei Mengqian felt that he was being sarcastic and unfriendly.

I really want to suffocate him!
Li Yan saw through her thoughts and chuckled inwardly, thinking, "She's got big ideas, but she's timid."

If you're so capable, you can really suffocate me.

The little classmate didn't even dare to make a casual remark. She just secretly thought about it in her heart, then took Li Yan's hand, pulled her up the steps, and entered the pavilion.

And then I just sat there.

Do nothing.

Watch the wind blow through the leaves, the yellowing leaves fall, and the still green ones wave goodbye.

Watch the leaves fall, landing on the steps, on the car window, and on the grass.

Then another gust of wind blew the leaves far away to the square, and new leaves fell one after another.

It's very ordinary, yet very beautiful.

I don't want to think about anything; it's as if just sitting here is enough.

(End of this chapter)