I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 347 Let him sleep in the living room tonight

The tenth ball hit him squarely on the forehead again, and feeling the increasing gazes around him, Xu Kaiyang finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"I'm not fighting anymore! You fucking bitch!"

He roared and swung his racket at Jiang Yingzhu.

clap clap!

The racket had barely flown out when it was deflected by another racket flying from the side, spinning backward and slapping his head with a hand.

Xu Kaiyang cried out in pain, clutching his forehead, and looked at Li Yan beside him.

Before he could say anything, the voice of that spirited girl came from the other end.

"You weakling, you want to fight back just because you can't win? When I was beating people up, you were still playing in the mud."

"Dressed like a show-off, looks like a good-for-nothing, and is utterly incompetent! If you can't handle losing, don't play!"

Hearing Jiang Yingzhu's angry rebuke, the students of Class 8 in the first year of high school shrank back, and the students of Class 1 in the stands were also speechless.

"Luckily, I've never been a sore loser."

"Frog! That person was stunned by the Emperor's Overlord Aura!" Zhang Wei exclaimed.

The group couldn't sit still any longer. This was a rare and unusual sight. They had to get up close and personal to see it!

So they all ran down.

On the badminton court, the students from Class 8 of Grade 11 had already gathered around, mainly to see Xu Kaiyang.

Jiang Yingzhu and Li Yan also came up to see, but the students from Class 8 kept their distance and dared not provoke them.

terrible!

They actually managed to make Xu Kaiyang faint.

This mouth must be blessed!
"What should we do? Is Xu Kaiyang dead?"

"Then can we have a holiday?"

Someone suddenly steered the conversation off-topic, leaving Li Yan speechless. Sure enough, every class has its abstract thinkers.

“He fainted from anger, and he also had some shortness of breath and oxygen deprivation. Does anyone know how to give him artificial respiration? Just do it for him.”

Hearing this, everyone looked at each other in surprise.

Fang Xue glanced at Li Yan, "I'm going to find the teacher!"

As soon as he stood up from next to Xu Kaiyang on the ground, a sweet, delicate voice rang out from the eighth class, as if a speaker was talking.

"I come!"

The people from Class One who rushed over were surprised. Zhang Wei and the others surrounded Li Yan and Jiang Yingzhu.

"No way, is there really such a good thing?"

"Damn, that kid got a taste of success!"

However, from the Class 8 line, a strong and robust girl, even larger than Ye Daijia, stepped out.

Her face was covered in putty, but it still couldn't hide the prominent volcanoes and the steel-needle-like beard on her chin.

If it weren't for her long hair and women's clothing, Xiao Shuai would definitely have thought she was a strongman.

"Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!"

Gasps of astonishment filled the air, and the surrounding air seemed to heat up.

"Holy crap, who called Li Fei here?!"

Someone in the class whispered, "This is the guy who used to chase the instructors all over the place during military training."

The instructor whom Li Fei liked deserves to be mourned by all the students of Class 8.

Li Fei had already walked up to Xu Kaiyang. Seeing his handsome profile, she was overjoyed and growled:

"I am coming!"

Fang Xue, who was originally standing to the side, felt a strong smell of fermented liquor mixed with a sour stench and immediately took three feet back, his face turning pale, and said:
"Sister Feifei, no one is going to take it from you."

"Roar!"

Li Fei gave a coquettish snort, "Don't look, I'm shy!"

Upon hearing this, the faces of those around turned green.
"We didn't see it!"

"If you keep dawdling, he'll wake up."

Someone said something that was absolutely devastating.

Li Fei ignored the people moving around and pressed her hands down on Xu Kaiyang's chest like giant pillars.

Suddenly, Xu Kaiyang, who was already somewhat dazed, felt his vision go black and he felt dizzy again.

Suddenly, he smelled a foul stench, like that of a rural toilet.

Immediately afterwards, I felt my mouth being enveloped, and a chilling and terrifying sensation came over me, as if I were being devoured by a wild beast.

Xu Kaiyang immediately opened his eyes and saw a blurry face.

The face shrank in front of him, looking like Li Fei from his class. Secretly, they all said she was a mixture of Li Kui and Zhang Fei.

A villain of our time, a demon of our era.

However, the face loomed large again before his eyes, and the feeling returned.

One second, two seconds, ten seconds.

Xu Kaiyang's malfunctioning brain finally realized what had happened to him.

"Ah!!! Get away, get away from me, let me go!"

He screamed, and then suddenly heard someone from the group of second-year high school students say:

"He's been awake for ten seconds, and he still hasn't gotten up. Is he enjoying himself?"

enjoy!?
Xu Kaiyang's vision went black, and he fainted again.

"She's dizzy! She's dizzy again. Looks like we'll have to continue with CPR."

Hearing Li Fei's excited roar, Xu Kaiyang immediately felt better. He scrambled off Li Fei, stood up, and ran while vomiting.

Tears soaked my floral shirt; from now on, I'll never be a trendy guy again.

"A sin!"

Watching Xu Kaiyang disappear into the distance at a record-breaking speed, Yu Bin sighed.

"Brother Bin, we all heard what you said just now."

Zhang Wei chimed in, "Crocodile tears."

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

Jiang Yingzhu leaned against Li Yan, laughing until her stomach hurt.

It's very unethical, but it's really funny!
Influenced by her, most of the people around couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Hearing the laughter behind him as he walked away, Xu Kaiyang burst into tears again.

He wiped his mouth and felt that his lips seemed swollen.

A sudden surge of stomach acid hit me.

"vomit!"

"Hey, right, wasn't someone envious just now? Are they still envious now?"

Li Yan scanned the boys in the class.

Xiao Shuai and the others immediately shook their heads.

"No, no!"

"I swear, I will never faint at school, not even in my sleep!"

When he said that, none of the other students thought anything of it.

The students in Class 8 of Grade 11 were terrified.

Some people looked at Li Fei, and then saw the thoughtful look and drooling on her face. "Gulp!"

Instantly, the students who would take a nap in the classroom at noon turned green with rage.

As Xun Ge'er once said: Human joys and sorrows are not shared.

When Jiang Yingzhu shared this funny incident, along with the video, with Mengmeng, Mei Mengqian just found it amusing.

"That boy was awful, but he got what he deserved."

Mei Mengqian silently noted down this information, then looked at Zhuzhu with a puzzled expression.

Where is Li Yan?

"I went to return the racket." Jiang Yingzhu glanced at her phone. "Mengmeng, you're secretly typing again. Let me see!"

"No!" Mei Mengqian put away her phone.

At noon, Li Yan, Jiang Yingzhu, Mei Mengqian, and their senior classmates ate lunch in the cafeteria.

Jiang Yingzhu once again shared the fun of Class 8 in the first year of high school with her senior.

"It's said that the news has spread all over the forums that the guy is now taking a month off from school."

"There are even people cursing you in the posts, and Zhuzhu, you're still laughing!" Mei Mengqian was scrolling through Tieba on her phone when she saw several comments saying that Jiang Yingzhu was ungrateful.

Ever since Gao Shan reminded her, she has started browsing online forums.

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes widened upon hearing this, and she took out her phone.

"These idiots! I didn't do anything. It was Li Yan who knocked him out. He should be the one being scolded!"

Li Yan immediately defended himself, "Don't slander me. It's clearly him who's petty and got so angry that he lost his temper. What does it have to do with me?"

"It has to do with you!"

Jiang Yingzhu said something and started arguing with the people who were insulting her.

Hua Junshu glanced at it a few times and said, "Actually, these kinds of posts are usually made by girls. They're probably jealous of how pretty you are, Zhuzhu, and maybe they have feelings for Li Yan too."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu nodded.

"So you're criticizing me but not him? How despicable!"

Jiang Yingzhu picked up the drink beside her and took a sip.

“That’s mine,” Li Yan said.

"Oh."

Seeing this, Mei Mengqian glanced over discreetly, then offered the drink she had taken to Li Yan.

"I'll help Zhuzhu get it for you."

Across from them, Hua Junshu glanced at the two of them but didn't say anything.

But she pushed all the peeled shrimp from the small dish in front of her towards Li Yan.

"I peeled it for you."

Seeing this, Li Yan blinked.

"That's great, thank you, Shushu."

"Um."

Beside him, Mei Mengqian stared intently at Li Yan as he ate one shrimp after another.

Li Yan felt a bit cold, so he fed Hua Junshu a shrimp.

"Senior, you should eat too."

"Well."

After feeding the shrimp, Li Yan felt the chill was even more frightening, so he quickly drank a beverage.

Icy cold drinks have a surprisingly warming and protective effect on the body.

He felt he should share, so he poured some into Mengmeng's cup.

"Mengmeng, you should have some too, it tastes pretty good."

"Hmm." Mei Mengqian looked away, feeling embarrassed to drink immediately, and chose to eat vegetables first, specifically spicy ones.

“So spicy!”

She seemed unable to bear the spiciness and grabbed her drink, taking a few sips.

It was perfectly natural.

After lunch, Hua Junshu went home to rest.

Feiyun Building is very close by. Hua Junshu, Jiang Yingzhu, and Mei Mengqian often go back to sleep when they want to rest at noon.

However, Jiang Yingzhu doesn't plan to take a nap this afternoon.

She went to an internet cafe to play League of Legends, but it's no longer a good time to relax by playing games at night.

After all, it's already 11 o'clock by the time you finish evening self-study, have a late-night snack, and take a shower.

With the monthly exams approaching, Jiang Yingzhu was still planning to make a name for herself.

I spend my evenings studying.

I can only relax a little at noon.

If students in a regular class are like this, they definitely won't have enough energy in the afternoon.

However, she didn't have that concern.

One stick of Qingling incense every day is standard equipment for top-performing classes.

It was all thanks to Lin Aoshuang that things started so well.

However, it is also thanks to the investment from Qiqi Company.

In short, the original four-person team is now reduced to just Li Yan and Mei Mengqian.

"Go back to the classroom to rest? Didn't you want to write?"

"I'm having a bit of a writer's block."

Mei Mengqian tilted her head slightly, secretly glancing at him.

"Huh? So?"

"Let's go for a walk along the river."

“Okay.” Li Yan nodded and was about to leave when Mei Mengqian grabbed his sleeve.

"No, you have to hold my hand," she whispered.
"That's how you get the materials."

Li Yan originally wanted to tease her, but seeing her face turn red again, he couldn't help but laugh.

Perhaps it was because of the setting, but even though we had already held hands once and dreamed of doing it again, I was still reserved.

"Alright, alright, I'll find you material. You're a master at finding material."

"Humph."

Mei Mengqian listened to Zhu Zhu's soft humming, which made her feel a little involved.

Li Yan then took her hand and intertwined their fingers as before, before turning his head to look at his little classmate's reaction with interest.

"so?"

The two of them were standing at the school gate, which was quite conspicuous, and Mei Mengqian didn't dare to speak.

But the person just kept staring without saying a word.

I'm so annoying.

Mei Mengqian decided to let the male protagonist of the novel spend the night on the living room sofa.

"Let's go~"

After holding it in for a long time, she finally managed to say something and then grabbed Li Yan, pulling him outside.

(End of this chapter)