I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 324 Am I Not So Delicious?
Hua Junshu did not respond to Li Yan's accusation. His cool eyes flickered slightly, and he suddenly asked:
"Don't I smell delicious?"

"?"

Seeing that Li Yan did not answer, she twirled her hair with her fingers and talked to herself.

"When I tickled your nose earlier, I saw that your nostrils were wide open, you probably wanted to smell it more."

Hey, hey, hey, can we please not say things like this out loud?

Li Yan was speechless. And was this really such a good question?

Early in the morning, a cool and beautiful girl leans against you, with a magnificent chest, and she even has the low window open.

This is no longer about whether it smells good or not.

"The trees must smell wonderful, but why are you suddenly asking this kind of question?"

"I'm currently working on a science popularization project based on Princess Xiangxiang's body odor, just to test it out."

Li Yan observed her expression. This master of facial expression management remained expressionless throughout, except for blinking once.

It's impossible to tell whether what they're saying is true or false.

"Alright then, I'm getting up. Don't lie on top of me."

"Are you feeling unwell?" Hua Junshu blinked. "I see a lot of guys online like him."

Li Yan felt that this generation of netizens was really hopeless; how could they let their senior know about such a secret so easily!
"Ahem, I need to get up."

"Oh." Hua Junshu turned over and lay down, watching her pull Mengmeng's hand off her body and push away Jiang Yingzhu's leg that she had been supporting from afar, before getting up.

The sofa, which could be pushed together, was big enough for four people to sleep comfortably, but after one night, they were all still wrapped around him.

Upon entering the bathroom, Li Yan washed his face, focusing on the lipstick graffiti on it.

Last night, the three girls each took a break to shower, but he was putting the sofa back together, so he didn't.

Hua Junshu also got up and went to her room to wash up.

The slight noise seemed to disturb Zhuzhu and Mengmeng, who were sleeping on the sofa.

Mengmeng turned over and continued to sleep soundly.

In this hazy state, Jiang Yingzhu likes to find something to hug while sleeping, so she wriggled a few times and hugged Mengmeng.

After washing up, Li Yan came out and took a look around, then carried them all into the room.

Then the sofa was put back in its place, and some things were rearranged.

Hua Junshu went downstairs to make breakfast.

But apart from Li Yan, Mei Mengqian and Jiang Yingzhu both woke up around noon.

During lunch, Hua Junshu picked up his phone and gestured.

"We agreed to go on a trip during the summer vacation. I've already booked the plane tickets, and you should receive a text message from me."

Just then, the phones of the group rang, and Jiang Yingzhu picked them up curiously to take a look.

"Dali, senior, shall we go to Dali?"

Jiang Yingzhu's voice was full of anticipation; the name Dali was quite well-known.

Of course, the first place I knew about it was from the novel *Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils*.

Later, when I started using the internet, my impression of it was still based on hearsay.

What an ideal place, a land of poetry and distant horizons, where folk songs and art flourish.

"Yeah, I'm going to Dali for a few days."

"Only for a few days?" Jiang Yingzhu was surprised.

Mei Mengqian didn't say anything, but she was listening carefully.

"Because we still need to go to other places."

Upon hearing that there were other places, Jiang Yingzhu immediately stopped feeling regretful and quickly inquired:

"Where else? Is it Lijiang? I heard that these two places are a must-visit when going to Yunnan!"

"A secret surprise." Hua Junshu smiled mysteriously. "Just follow my instructions. I'm not going to sell you out."

"Hehe, when are we leaving?!"

Li Yan looked at Xiao Qingmei with the kind of care one would give a young child.

"The tickets are on the board. It's tomorrow at 2:10 pm. The flight takes about two and a half hours, and we'll arrive in Dali this afternoon."

Hua Junshu nodded. "Yes! I've already booked my accommodation. I need to arrive an hour early to catch my flight, my cousin told me."

She had never been on a plane before, and her first time on a train and subway was with them.

Jiang Yingzhu felt a little nervous and excited about taking a plane, and suggested:
"Wouldn't an hour be enough? Why don't we go earlier and go today? We can stay outside the airport for the night!"

"You're going a bit too far ahead of time," Li Yan chuckled.

Mei Mengqian took Jiang Yingzhu's hand and patted it.

"Don't worry, Zhuzhu. I've flown before. I'll take you there. An hour is enough at Tianhe Airport. It might not be the case at other airports."

"Yes, Mengmeng, you've seen the world."

Jiang Yingzhu then remembered that Mei Mengqian had been to many places. Usually, she was an introverted and socially awkward person who was not easy to approach, which made it easy for people to forget this fact.

Mei Mengqian felt a little embarrassed after being praised like that.

"I haven't seen much either, I've just used a few more modes of transportation than you."

Although she did move around to several cities with her father when she was young, she was socially anxious and didn't like going out.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't care about that and patted her on the shoulder, "Then we'll leave it to you."

Hua Junshu nodded as well. Although she was expressionless, she was still nervous inside.

Upon seeing this, Li Yan abandoned his idea of ​​having Hua Ningxia send someone to escort them to the airport.

Jiang Yingzhu started discussing with Mengmeng and her senior what they needed to bring on the trip, and what they couldn't bring.

Li Yan kindly reminded him, "You definitely can't bring your summer homework. What if you forget it in Dali? That would be terrible."

“Oh, right!” Jiang Yingzhu’s eyes lit up.

Hua Junshu couldn't help but laugh, "Zhuzhu, it's okay if you don't want to do it. The homeroom teacher isn't that strict with students who get good grades."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu hesitated for a moment, then shook her head.

"No, Li Ping is a perfectionist."

After saying that, she glanced at Li Yan again, thinking to herself that there was another scoundrel here.

If she forgets her homework, he'll definitely pick it up and then take it out when he's feeling really excited!

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The following morning, the four of them traveled light and waited for a Didi ride to Jiangcheng Tianhe Airport.

Li Yan noticed the approaching vehicle and looked at Jiang Yingzhu and the other two.

"Did you bring your ID card?"

"I brought it, I brought it. Senior sister already asked me. Why are you asking again? You're like an old woman."

Where are your bags?

"Yes, I brought it. The car is here, get in!"

Jiang Yingzhu pouted and waved at the car.

After boarding the bus, there was a period of quiet.

Jiang Yingzhu couldn't stay still, so she pulled Mengmeng aside and asked her about all aspects of flying.

But after listening, it's just like hearing someone else say it online.

I think I understand, but whether I truly understand or not, you can only know by being there in person.

Feeling a bit bored, Li Yan casually took a screenshot of his e-ticket, snapped a picture of the scenery outside the car, and posted it on his WeChat Moments.

He didn't have many people on Feixin, except for his parents and relatives from his hometown, Jiang Yingzhu's three daughters and their relatives.

The main purpose of this WeChat Moments post is to notify Lao Li.

The two men quickly liked the post, and then Li Yan received a private message from Ms. Fang.

Flowers Bloom in Wealth and Prosperity: Are you going to Dali? For a few days? Will you stay together?

Yan: I don't know, they'll definitely live separately.

Flowers Bloom in Wealth and Prosperity: Be careful, don't bully girls.
Derivation: ?

Yan: What safety?!

Flowers Bloom and Wealth Arrive: 60-second audio clip

Li Yan was too lazy to listen to it, since it should be the same old stuff anyway, so he just sent a "OK".

Perhaps feeling that his response was somewhat perfunctory, Ms. Fang sent another voice message that lasted thirty seconds.

Li Yan guessed she was just repeating the same old thing, so he sent an "Mm".

Perhaps feeling a little relieved, Ms. Fang replied with a ten-second voice message. Li Yan: Okay.
Hua Junshu, who was behind him, watched his entire operation and couldn't help but say, "Why didn't you listen?"

"I'm not used to listening to voice messages; it's an old habit from my past life."

Before Hua Junshu could even finish speaking, the driver burst out laughing.

"Young man, you're quite interesting. You probably didn't have a cell phone in your past life. In those days, you might have been eaten right after you were born."

There was a moment of silence in the car, then Li Yan tugged at the corner of his mouth.

"Uncle, are you telling a hellish joke?"

The driver started talking about things from forty or fifty years ago.

Li Yan could tell at a glance that it hadn't been forty or fifty years at all.

So I got too lazy to listen.

Jiang Yingzhu and the other two didn't listen; Mei Mengqian was secretly typing on her phone.

She somewhat regretted publishing it so excitedly the day before yesterday; she should have saved a draft.

Who knew I'd have to post this every day?

Li Yan looked very relaxed.

When it was her turn, things got a little tough.

It's enjoyable to write down the stories in my mind, but there are exceptions sometimes.

For example, when playing.

Hana Junju, on the other hand, was pondering matters concerning the journey.

When Jiang Yingzhu saw Li Yan's WeChat Moments, she was immediately reminded that she was too lazy to even take a screenshot or a photo.

I downloaded the photos from Li Yan's WeChat Moments and posted them on QQ.

Caption: Let's go!
QQ is more lively than Fetion; people immediately started commenting in the group.

Yu Qingya: Traveling, huh? I'm so envious.
Yu Qingya: @Zhuzhu, are you with Li Yan?
Jiang Yingzhu: That's right
Immediately, people started asking questions all at once.

Li Yan observed through the seat with his divine sense that this little green plum had already packed up before even reaching their destination.

Guo Cailing: @Zhuzhu, my sister and I have also arrived in Jiangcheng. Do you want to have lunch together? We're at the train station and are looking for a place to eat.

Jiang Yingzhu: No, we're a bit pressed for time. What are you going to Jiangcheng for?

Guo Cailing: Going to my aunt's house to play

Jiang Yingzhu: But this is summer vacation, and this is Jiangcheng, a furnace city!
Guo Cailing: [Still blank JPG]

Jiang Yingzhu started chatting with her, and several hours passed in the blink of an eye.

A voice from ahead, urging someone to get off the bus, startled Jiang Yingzhu back to her senses.

Li Yan yawned, thinking to himself, "Why are all girls so talkative?"

He opened the car door and got out.

Jiang Yingzhu looked out of the car and saw open terrain, howling wind, high-end-looking buildings, and some hurried pedestrians.

"We've arrived at the airport!?"

"It's obvious."

Hua Junshu smiled beside her, opened the car door, called out to Mengmeng who was immersed in music and writing on the other side, and got out of the car first.

Walking onto the sidewalk, Jiang Yingzhu looked around, satisfying her sense of novelty.

There's really nothing to see here, but the first time is always different.

"It's still early, let's find a place to eat first."

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at the time and found that it was indeed still early, just past eleven o'clock.

"Let's go to McDonald's, I saw it on the map."

Jiang Yingzhu turned on the navigation, and just like she was the one who initiated the trip, she led the way.

"By the way, could you charge my phone? Mengmeng, do you guys need to charge yours too?"

"charge."

"Me too."

What young person doesn't use their phone? It's a long drive, and they can't just sit there daydreaming.

Even though reason told them that the remaining 50% of battery power would be enough to use after they arrived in Dali that afternoon.

But then again, I only feel at ease when I see it for sure.

Battery anxiety, huh.

Li Yan also had it, but he lost it after he began cultivating immortality.

The group went to the McDonald's near the airport.

We ordered several set meals to pass the time while we ate.

Jiang Yingzhu was sharing airport photos with her classmates when she suddenly saw a message from Aunt Fang pop up on Fetion.

Flowers Bloom in Wealth and Prosperity: Zhuzhu, could you advise Li Yan to be more restrained?
Flowers Bloom in Wealth and Prosperity: Sigh, Auntie doesn't know what you young people are thinking, I can only respect it.

"Blooming Flowers and Wealth": If this kid dares to wrong you, just tell me, and I'll beat him to death!
Zhu Zhu: ?
Zhu Zhu: What?! Auntie?!
Li Yan also saw Jiang Yingzhu's message, and his eyes were full of question marks.

Jiang Yingzhu, however, did not receive an answer from Aunt Fang; instead, she was met with a bunch of vague and strange words.

They're not in a hurry to take any safety measures, big or small, to go to Aunt Fang's house for the New Year.

In short, Jiang Yingzhu didn't quite understand, but her intuition told her that Li Yan and Aunt Fang must have said something.

So she turned to ask, "What did you do this morning? Look at all these things Aunt Fang sent me, what are they all?"

Li Yan glanced at it as if he had seen it, and said he didn't know, but he had already taken out his phone and looked at the three voice messages that he hadn't opened.

After thinking about it, I put on my Bluetooth headphones.

Click on the first one.

Ms. Fang: You kid, be careful! Make sure you take all the necessary precautions. You're both still kids, how can you not be careful? Your mother isn't even planning to have a grandchild yet! You're so young, what if something happens to you? So safety is the most important thing, understand?

Li Yan: Okay
Li Yan pursed his lips, and a black line appeared on his forehead.

No, Ms. Fang, why are you sending everything to voice messages?

Also, aren't we thinking too far ahead?

Besides, other middle-aged women are competing to see who can become a grandmother the youngest, but you've gotten addicted to it.

Most importantly, how can they directly assume he's already done *that*?!
A bad feeling rose in Li Yan's heart, and he clicked on the next voice message.

Ms. Fang: That's fine then, but don't try to brush me off. Your tone is so dismissive! By the way, which of Xiao Jiang, Xiao Mei, and Xiao Hua did you ruin? It can't be all three, can it?

Li Yan: Hmm
"Ah~"

Looking up at the sky, Li Yan slapped his forehead, regretting that he shouldn't have been so lazy before.

Why is it even related to gossip!
Ms. Fang, you're not playing by the rules.

He couldn't imagine Ms. Fang's thought process and facial expression upon seeing this response.

Li Yan felt a rare sense of panic. Looking at the third voice message, he didn't dare to click on it.

What will Ms. Fang say?
Should we insult him, or make him choose between two options?
Or something else.

Li Yan clicked on the third voice message.

Ms. Fang: Oh~, all three of them! Then... then... remember to bring them back to visit during the Chinese New Year.

Li Yan: Understood.
emmmm
Li Yan removed his finger from the message bubble. Damn Fetion, why can't I activate a VIP account to withdraw the permission at any time!

Just as he was deep in thought, two cell phones were suddenly shoved in front of him.

"Aunt Fang said you're going to take me to your house for Chinese New Year?"

"Why did Aunt Fang say you were going to take me to your house for Chinese New Year?"

Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian asked questions simultaneously, one on each side.

After watching their chat with Ms. Fang via Feixin, Li Yan immediately moved to Bengbu.

No, how did we end up talking about it with them?

Also, they all had to persuade me to be more restrained.

Is he a very superficial person?

"Also, why did Aunt Fang ask me to advise you to be more moderate?"

"Yeah? Why?"

"Hmm, out of curiosity."

Putting aside the question of whether it was true or not, Li Yan looked at the three pairs of questioning eyes and pursed his lips slightly.

(End of this chapter)