I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 315 I've Become a Heretic Cultivator?
That sounded odd, but Li Yan answered anyway:
"Come here, just stir it up. It's supposed to simmer for twenty minutes anyway. I'm going to the bathroom."

So Jiang Yingzhu went over and cooked it for him.

When Li Yan returned, he glanced at the color of the beef soup and nodded.

"You didn't add anything in there, did you?"

"No."

Li Yan sprinkled an appropriate amount of salt into the soup and nodded in approval.

"That's true, you're not the type to exaggerate."

Jiang Yingzhu was praised, but she wasn't so happy; she felt the words sounded strange.

That evening, shortly after the two-tiered cake ordered by Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu arrived, Li Yan finished preparing all the dishes.

I also called Zhou Qinqin, the elderly widow next door.

Wow! This is such a feast! Whose birthday is it today?

After initially feeling embarrassed, Zhou Qinqin now fully accepts invitations to dinner.

After spotting the cake, her gaze lingered on the three women.

"It's my birthday. Qinbao, do you have any gifts for me?" Jiang Yingzhu hugged Zhou Qinqin's arm with a smile.

"No, you should have told me beforehand, or I would have sent you an 800 yuan red envelope."

Zhou Qinqin was quite generous; eight hundred yuan was a quarter of her monthly salary.

"No."

Jiang Yingzhu wasn't short of money. "Teacher, we're going on a trip in a few days."

"so?"

"I have so much English homework." Jiang Yingzhu blinked. "Qinbao, can you help me with some?"

"Teacher, here is an answer key."

Zhou Qinqin rolled her eyes. She had already graduated and hadn't been a student for many years.

Still doing English homework?

Think beautifully.

Jiang Yingzhu wasn't annoyed; having an answer was good too.

Then she looked at Li Yan, Mengmeng, and her senior.

"Qinbao gave gifts, what about yours?"

Seeing this, Li Yan took out a large box from the storage room.

"What is that? It's so big!" Zhou Qinqin asked, voicing everyone's curiosity.

Li Yan opened the box and took out a golden helmet.

The four girls were all stunned. Mei Mengqian and Zhou Qinqin had strange expressions, while Hua Junshu remained expressionless.

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes suddenly lit up with admiration.

"The Emperor's Helmet! Are there any more?"

"Yes, there are complete sets, all handmade."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu couldn't wait to approach the box and, sure enough, saw the remaining parts of the Emperor's Armor inside.

“I saw that you were quite interested in the Emperor Warrior cosplay that I posted in the group last time, so I made one for you.”

As Li Yan spoke, Mei Mengqian and the other two came over to look.

We've all been kids; who hasn't watched Armor Hero?

It's just a matter of how much we like it.

Unlike Jiang Yingzhu's delighted reaction, the three of them were attracted to the appearance of the armor, which resembled a work of art, and thus admired it.

"I feel like it's glowing."

Hua Junshu gently stroked the armor; the metallic texture was cold, yet the overall feeling was magnificent and warm.

Li Yan thought to himself, "That's for sure. This is a set of magical artifacts, although ordinary people wearing it will only be able to withstand a little beating."

Until the truck is destroyed, nothing will happen.

"I've decided, I'm going for a drive in it tomorrow!"

Jiang Yingzhu said she was very satisfied with the gift.

There happens to be an elementary school near No. 6 Middle School.

She could already imagine herself being the center of attention, and she couldn't help but laugh.

Pretentiousness is human nature, and Jiang Yingzhu was simply following her nature.

She likes to pretend and enjoys excitement.

And it won't be detected.

Who would have thought that the inside of the armor was an incredibly beautiful girl?

Suddenly, she noticed a glass jar, about the size of a fruit can, in the corner of the box. Taking it out, she discovered it contained glistening little things.

"what is this?"

"The Hundred Flavor Candy has a different flavor in every piece."

Li Yan glanced at the jar. "This is a spare. If you don't like the armor, this candy will do."

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Yingzhu patted his arm.

"Not bad, not bad, your gift-giving skills have improved."

Jiang Yingzhu put the things away, and seeing this, Mei Mengqian took out her gift first.

"Here's some bamboo shoots for you."

A beautifully packaged little box was pushed in front of her.

Jiang Yingzhu opened it out of curiosity and found that inside was a pair of Bluetooth earphones, which were not as bulky as those Bluetooth earphones on the market.

It's small and compact, the kind that you can easily cover up with your hand during class.

"Thank you, Mengmeng, I like it very much."

Just as Jiang Yingzhu finished thanking him, Hua Junshu handed her two thick notebooks and a small box.

"There's a mouse in the box. I see you play games a lot, and you said the mouse was slow a while ago, so I bought you a better one."

Jiang Yingzhu picked up the package and glanced at it. The Razer Viper V3 was indeed the top choice for gaming.

She looked at the two notebooks again, not quite understanding.

However, Hana Junshu has already begun to explain.

"I looked at your final exam results. The main problem is your weak foundation in mathematics, which led to unsatisfactory performance in the combined science subjects."

This is a math and science improvement plan I've compiled to address your questions, including a summary of key concepts and practice problems.

Upon hearing this, Zhou Qinqin, who had been watching the show with amusement, was somewhat moved.

Even for a teacher like her, planning something so specific for a single student requires a great deal of effort.

Moreover, Hua Junshu is still studying.

She didn't doubt Hua Junshu's abilities; some people are just born to learn.

Zhou Qinqin couldn't help but praise, "Shushu, you'll definitely be a good teacher when you become one."

"I don't want to be a teacher," Hua Junshu shook his head. "It's too much trouble."

"Uh..." Zhou Qinqin had forgotten that this classmate was a bit socially awkward. Jiang Yingzhu, on the other hand, was quite touched, not expecting her senior to do these things.

"Thank you, senior sister."

"Ah."

Jiang Yingzhu put the gifts away, and Li Yan began to light the candles.

Singing and blowing out candles, all in one smooth motion.

"Phew, finally done! Hurry up and eat, I can't wait any longer."

Jiang Yingzhu was already hungry, and was the first to pick up her chopsticks after the meal was finished.

"Slow down, no one's going to take it from you." Li Yan slowly picked up two bites of the poached chicken.

"Mmm~, delicious! Li Yan, you're quite the cook! You're usually just lazy!"

"So what if we're lazy? Because we're too lazy to walk, we have cars; because we're too lazy to assemble, we have automation."

"Laziness is the driving force of human progress, so when I'm lazy, I'm contributing to human progress and making a huge contribution!"

Jiang Yingzhu ignored her. She was now learning from Mengmeng at the dinner table how to make a fortune in silence. I ate and ate like crazy!
Foolish Li Yan, your boiled chicken leg has already entered Jiang's stomach.

And you, my friend, are still nagging on and on.

Seeing that Jiang Yingzhu didn't respond, Li Yan wasn't worried about being left without anyone to talk to.

Zhou Qinqin, whose metabolism had already passed its peak, struck up a conversation:
"Don't lead people astray with your heretical teachings."

"Here's the problem: if heretical teachings don't actually originate from heretical teachings, then I have no problem."

Li Yan's excuse startled Zhou Qinqin. "And this book, who wrote it?"

"I don't know, I just made that up."

Zhou Qinqin rolled her eyes, and Li Yan started eating.

If you don't eat, you won't get to eat good food.

Jiang Yingzhu, if I don't tell you, you really won't leave any for me!

After the meal, Zhou Qinqin left, while Li Yan and the other three cleaned up the table and looked at Jiang Yingzhu first.

"So, tell me, are there any additional activities?"

“That’s right, I’m going to sleep without me!” Mei Mengqian nodded, as if she really was sleepy after eating.

Hua Junshu was more direct, saying, "Yes, I want to play."

"Of course!"

Jiang Yingzhu slammed her phone on the table; the time was displayed on the screen.

"It's only eight o'clock, the kids' cartoons have just started, Mengmeng, why are you sleeping!"

"I'm a big friend."

"Don't be like Li Yan, who's good at talking nonsense. You can learn some good things from him."

"What's good?" Mei Mengqian asked.

Even Li Yan and Hua Junshu, who hadn't spoken, looked over.

Li Yan will have to see what Xiao Qingmei thinks is good about him when the time comes.

"He's incredibly resilient!"

"Because he's an M, he said it himself last time."

Li Yan felt like his head and above must have turned into question marks. Not you guys?
Is that what you think of me?
Okay, okay, don't blame me later in the game!
Jiang Yingzhu went to fetch the game.

"Look, the comprehensive version of Ludo: A Magical Adventure."

"This includes all sorts of possibilities, from the thrilling ones we played last time, to normal ones, and even the really perverted ones!"

"The seller clearly told me there are 1,001 cards available. It's time to test my luck!"

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu both held their breath, remembering only the words "extremely perverted".

"That's too perverted, and it's not good either."

"The seller said there were only fifty cards, in two different decks."

"What are the rules of the game?"

Jiang Yingzhu took out a die and threw it on the table.

"Roll the dice, and you move the number of steps you get."

She pointed to the map spread out on the noodles.

"Look, some of these are fortuitous encounters, and some are trials. If you step on a fortuitous encounter, you'll draw a fortuitous encounter card set; otherwise, you'll face a trial."

"Each deck has 500 cards, and the remaining card is the Royal Card, which can only be obtained by the winner."

"What's the use of the Royal Power Card?" Li Yan asked, intrigued.

"Let's see who wins first! Anyway, it's super fun."

Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes. "Don't waste time, let's get started. I'll explain if you don't understand something."

"it is good."

"Ok!"

Seeing that Mengmeng and her senior had both agreed, Li Yan naturally went along with the trend.

From left to right, the dice are rolled in this order: Jiang, Hua, Li, Mei.
Jiang Yingzhu hit five points, perfectly missing the third adventure and the fourth tribulation.

Next up was the senior student, who encountered a serendipitous event.

You've found a treasure chest!

"Senior, hurry up and draw!" Jiang Yingzhu took the Adventure Card Set.

Hua Junshu drew a card with a hint of anticipation.

[Pill: You have consumed the pill, and your cultivation level has increased by one level.]

“Senior, you’re a Level 2 Explorer now!” Jiang Yingzhu explained.

She pointed to the seventh square, which was also an encounter, but it looked strange because the black shadow of suffering was also in that square.

"For example, this cliff jump, if the senior student is only at level one, it won't be a lucky encounter, she will die directly and have to start over."

"You can do that?" Hua Junshu was somewhat surprised; she noticed the number 2 in the corner of the grid.
"Of course, there are many similar grids."

After Jiang Yingzhu finished speaking, she looked at Li Yan.

"It's your turn to vote."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan casually tossed it aside.

"Four o'clock! Hehe, you're in for a world of trouble!"

Jiang Yingzhu watched him place the chess pieces in the row of hardship, then took the black deck.

"Pick it!"

Li Yan still didn't cheat, he just randomly drew a card.

[Black Sea Abyss: You accidentally fell into the Black Sea Abyss and fell into corruption, becoming a heretical cultivator]

"I've become a heretical cultivator?!"

Li Yan typed a question mark: No, this is slander!

(End of this chapter)