I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 312 You Heartless Man
“Hey Liangzi, go find Fetion customer service and get a refund.”

Zhang Wei scrolled through the answers in the group and found that there was no omission.

He tagged Xiao Shuai.

Xiao Shuai, who was eating with Yu Bin in the cafeteria, had already seen the news.

Six points were issued.

What could he do? He had no reason to make that kind of request to Princess Ziwei.

"Brother Bin, I feel like I've been NTR'd by the class representative, what should I do?"

Yu Bin looked away from his phone and glanced at him.

“I have a junior high school classmate who wrote a love letter to our teacher.”

"?" Xiao Shuai was taken aback. "And then!"

"Then we started talking, and we talked for two months."

Xiao Shuai stared wide-eyed, breathing heavily, his face filled with disbelief.

"No, Brother Bin, you're lying, right? How could that guy be more handsome than the class monitor?!"

"No, it's probably just mutual unrequited love."

"Then how come they only talked for two months?"

"Because my classmate's mom found out."

Yu Bin patted Xiao Shuai on the shoulder, suppressing a smile from the corner of his mouth.

"Shuaizi, there are still two months until the next semester. You should polish your work. Maybe all you're missing is a love letter."

Xiao Shuai seemed lost in thought, but as one of the representatives of the abstract school in the class.

He always felt that Brother Bin was holding back something.

"Brother Bin, can you tell me how your classmate talked to her?"

"They said they'd study every day, and if they improved their scores by a certain amount, they could hold hands or something. They even said if they got first place in the whole school, they could kiss. Too bad, his mom found out."

"Oh." Xiao Shuai nodded.
So this is what teacher-student relationships are like. Bullshit!
It's obvious they were tricked into studying by that ugly, societal old hag.

Fortunately, although he was sixteen, he was not naive.

However, this is definitely something you can learn from when writing love letters.

Let's find an unlucky person... oh no, a lucky person to try it out on first.

As everyone knows, Xiao Shuai is very good at helping people come up with ideas and solve their problems.

Xiao Shuai's eyes darted around, quickly selecting targets from the class.

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes were also moving, and she nudged Li Yan.

"Hey, why don't you ask your English teacher for the answers too?"

Li Yan didn't speak, but looked down at himself.

Gan Tiantian, who desperately wanted Zhuzhu's request to be granted, couldn't help but ask:

"Li Yan, what are you looking at? There's nothing dirty on your clothes."

"I'm wondering if I have a magic pocket, or if I'm being mistaken for Doraemon."

Jiang Yingzhu was furious and rolled her eyes. "You're not that cute, and asking for an answer is no kind of wish."

"What I say goes, my eyes are the ruler."

"Just say whether you want it or not."

"You're getting a bit arrogant." Li Yan waved his phone, showing the entire process of his math teacher giving the answer.

In fact, it was Zhao Ziwei who took the initiative to suggest it, because in addition to a book, she also assigned homework and test papers.

So I consulted Li Yan about the difficulty of the question, and as we chatted, we ended up talking about sharing the answers.

Zhao Ziwei was also very hesitant; how could she not know what the students' mentality was?

However, there are always a few exceptions, and the purpose of summer homework is to help students maintain their academic level; teachers won't be covering it after the start of the new semester.

Therefore, doing homework not only relies on self-discipline, but also on self-discipline in identifying and filling in knowledge gaps.

Providing an answer can significantly reduce the difficulty of this process.

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at it twice, thinking that Li Yan was using his first-place privilege again.

It turns out they were mutually in love.

No, it's Zhou Yu and Huang Gai.

"Alright then, it's a pity if we don't have it."

“Indeed.” Gan Tiantian nodded in agreement, but then noticed that her deskmate Wu Wuwu was doing a math test instead of copying answers from the group chat.

"Wuwu, why are you making it yourself? That's such a waste of time."

"My time isn't worth much, but I paid for my summer homework, so copying it would be a waste."

Gan Tiantian scratched her head, feeling embarrassed to copy the answers after what she said.

"But if I finish writing sooner, I'll have more time to play!"

“You’re wrong about that,” Chen Xiyuan, sitting at the lectern in the seat of power, interjected.

"Think about it from another angle, isn't doing practice problems a form of entertainment? Gan, you're just trapped by your fixed mindset."

After observing Wu Wuwu for a period of time, Chen Xiyuan felt that her learning attitude was worthy of his approval, so he spoke up for her.

"A rigid mindset is unacceptable! Copying homework is the biggest form of rigidity. Isn't homework supposed to be relaxing? These questions are no challenge for me at all."

"If I want to get stronger, I need to buy the practice questions myself."

This subtle show of arrogance stunned the girls in the front row, and Gan Tiantian was unconvinced.

Where is my thinking rigid?

"Okay, then let me test you. Do you work a summer job during the summer vacation?"

"Sometimes you hit him, so what?"

"Very good." Chen Xiyuan nodded, thinking to himself that this was yet another person wasting study time doing something meaningless.

"If the interviewer asked you: 'You found nine thousand yuan, but the owner says one thousand is missing, how would you handle it?'"

This question stumped several girls who wanted to refute him and prove that copying answers wasn't so serious.

Lost in thought.

"We should call the police," Gan Tiantian said.

"You're so stubborn! If you didn't keep it, why did you call the police?"

"The only explanation is nine thousand, which means retrieving the surveillance footage," Yu Bing said.

"Inefficient, too many unexpected problems, you've been eliminated."

"Huh?" Yu Bing pouted and nudged Lin Yufan, who was a little smarter than her.

"Lin Yufan, what do you think we should do?"

"The guy below, and his little sweet potato."

The Dragon-Slaying Saber was revealed, and even the one who drew the sword was intimidated. Chen Xiyuan coughed.

"The owner is a woman."

Lin Yufan over.

Seeking help from Yu Qingya.

Yu Qingya thought for a moment and shook her head.

“I knelt down and begged him.” Guo Cailing raised her hand, her words comparable to Lin Yufan’s, once again stunning the question setter.

"Then you're too soft. The company needs someone like you who's easy to bully."

"Hehe, Bingbing, I beat the game!" Guo Cailing said proudly, tilting her head back at everyone.

She is the smartest.

“That was Li Yan who said that,” Yu Bing said. Chen Xiyuan, after a moment of surprise, agreed with Li Yan.

"That's true, but this way of thinking is just... well, it doesn't count."

He ignored Guo Cailing's displeased expression; to him, who only cared about studying, the girl's coquettishness was nothing more than pointless whining.

He challenged the smartest person in the class.

"Li Yan, you should have a way, right?"

"Yes, I have."

"What's the solution?" Mei Mengqian asked. She had been thinking about it for a long time, and the more she thought about it, the angrier she became.

Jiang Yingzhu also looked over; she was also very angry.

"There's no owner here. This nine thousand yuan clearly belongs to the interviewer."

The women were surprised, and then they complained.

"What a good society looks like."

"You're from Shandong, right, class monitor?"

"If that's the case, why can't the nine thousand yuan have always been mine?" Xiao Shuai offered a new perspective on his way back to class, then twisted his body.

"Actually, I have Yu Yu syndrome, severe bipolar disorder. If you say this isn't mine, I'll take Yu Yu and kill you."

Chen Xiyuan remained silent, sat down quietly, and continued climbing the avenue.

The group of demons and monsters was still too strong; he needed to continue his training.

Xiao Shuai didn't get any feedback, so he messaged the class monitor.

"What do you think, class monitor?"

"Actually, this kind of question is only to judge the interviewee's personality, and there is no single answer."

Ye Hui gave a response befitting her status.

Xiao Shuai, having correctly judged himself, happily returned to his seat.

Those who needed to do their homework continued doing it, and those who needed to copy continued copying.

The classroom fell silent for a moment.

Many people are thinking of finishing their homework in the next couple of days so they can enjoy their holiday.

Some people didn't plan to write, or were just going to do a sloppy job when school started.

Jiang Yingzhu is the former.

But she discovered that it was her birthday the next day.

Moreover, the homeroom teacher said this morning that we only need to come in the morning tomorrow.

For students determined to finish their homework, there is actually only a day and a half.

After all, who would immediately pull out their homework and continue working on it as soon as they leave school?

But for Jiang Yingzhu, there was only one day left.

She definitely won't finish writing.

As her eyes darted around, she suddenly met Mengmeng's gaze.

I recognized you in the eye; we're kindred spirits.

So the two of them grabbed Li Yan from the left and right, without prior arrangement.

"Li Yan."

"what?"

"Do you think there's any way to finish summer homework in one day?"

Jiang Yingzhu asked, and Mei Mengqian echoed.

"Yes."

Li Yan put down his carving knife. His magical artifact was finished, but it was still missing some body parts. He had been carving them all this time.

The teachers and students glanced at it a few times, but then realized that it was all some kind of ball, cylinder, or even irregular shape.

I'm too lazy to watch it.

With his childhood sweetheart and deskmate so close, Li Yan could sense their movements even without using his divine sense.

"Want me to help you with your homework?"

"Wow! That's a great idea. Li Yan, you're so clever."

Li Yan glanced at Jiang Yingzhu; her acting was over-the-top.

"so smart."

I glanced at Mei Mengqian again; she has no acting skills and all she does is repeat a grade.

“.emmm.” He touched his chin.

"It's not impossible."

Their eyes lit up, and then they heard "but".

"But we have to wait until the chickens have finished pecking at the rice and the dogs have finished licking the noodles."

Jiang Yingzhu twitched the corner of her mouth. "You've been watching too much Journey to the West. Just tell me if you're going to write it or not."

This is a mandatory payment.

"Li Yan, you're so kind, you'll definitely help us, right?"

Turning his head to glance at Mengmeng again, Li Yan smiled and said, "This is the Cha Cha version."

"I won't write it."

"You heartless man."

The two spoke in unison, but Li Yan was not swayed by the demonic words in the slightest.

With their plan failing, Zhu Zhu and Meng Meng exchanged a glance and activated their backup plan.

Divide the homework into two parts: one half at the start of the holiday and the other half at the end of the holiday.

And so the day ends.

The next day, they returned to the school.

First, I got the grades for the remaining subjects in the final exams, and then I started a thorough cleaning.

The big clean-up didn't require the whole class, so most people were outside.

"Li Yan, let me see how many points you got!" Jiang Yingzhu stretched out her hand.

Li Yan leaned against the corridor wall, took out his phone, and handed it to her.

The school recently launched an app for checking grades.

It basically involves scanning scores, uploading them, intelligent ranking, and also allowing you to view incorrect answers and receive a comprehensive analysis.

Li Yan remembered that the school stopped using it afterward because VIP access was required.

Jiang Yingzhu quickly opened Li Yan's phone, found the score checking software, and opened it.

After logging in automatically, Li Yan's scores for all subjects immediately popped up.

A series of "1"s is pleasing to the eye.

"I wish it were me," the little green plum began to daydream.

Upon hearing this, Li Yan shook his head.

"Why don't you think about what you want to eat for lunch today, since it's your birthday?"

“That makes sense.” Jiang Yingzhu took out her phone and edited the menu. “I’ve sent it to you.”

She paused, then emphasized.

"I want to eat what you made."

(End of this chapter)