I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 295 Have you ever cultivated immortality? Just made up!
Li Yan hung up the phone, and the other party called again immediately. This happened three times, and the other party seemed to give up.

But the next moment, he received a text message.

"Hello, if you do not cooperate, we will suspend your railway travel privileges."

Li Yan was taken aback for a moment, then smiled.

Interesting, I've run into a real idiot.

He slowly dialed back, and the moment the call connected, an arrogant voice immediately came through:

"It should have been done long ago! You have three hours to reach the designated location."

"Alright, you wait there. The one who wants to ask me questions is over there too?"

"You have no right to ask questions, so behave yourself!"

Li Yan rolled his eyes, a barely perceptible glint of spiritual light emanating from his fingertips, and casually used his Heavenly Eye Technique to pinpoint the opponent's location.

After the spiritual power pinpointed the opponent's location, it detonated the opponent's phone according to a pre-programmed sequence.

A popping sound came from the receiver, followed by a busy tone.

If it were a real world of cultivation, he wouldn't dare to do such a thing.

But modern Earth is different; energy transmission channels cover almost the entire planet.

It's not difficult to detonate a mobile phone from a distance using a small amount of spiritual energy.

Li Yan's body was filled with spiritual energy, and he soared into the air, flying westward.

Soon after, they arrived at the so-called interrogation location, which was an ordinary-looking building.

As soon as I arrived at the entrance, a guard in a jacket pointed to the hall inside.

"Come here for questioning? Wait inside."

He looked towards the lobby and indeed saw quite a few people.

After a quick flip through my memory, I found the impressions of these people.

They were all passengers from his carriage.

Li Yan scanned the entire building with his divine sense and found a man with slicked-back hair questioning someone in a room.

"You really didn't see it?"

"No, I really didn't, comrade, you can check."

"I've checked. You can leave now. Keep this a secret, or you know the consequences!"

The man with the slicked-back hair waved his hand, glanced at his assistant, who called out a number and then took out his phone to check it.

"The sanitation department below is also looking, and they have already contacted two garbage disposal sites."

"continue."

As soon as the slick-back-haired man finished speaking, he suddenly saw a faint, moon-like, shimmering white light flowing in front of him, and then a person appeared in front of him.

His eyes widened suddenly, and the scene before him completely shattered his worldview.

Even though the boy in front of him looked gentle and harmless, he couldn't help but tremble.

The assistant's pupils constricted in horror, and he looked like a clay sculpture.

Even though they were seasoned individuals who had seen it all, the sudden appearance of a living person and the mysterious, radiant light before them was still too overwhelming.

Li Yan's gaze was calm as he made a hand seal.

"Calling a deer a horse! Change it!"

A hazy light shone from his hand, suddenly flying out and enveloping the slick-haired man and his assistant.

As the light faded, two gray stray dogs suddenly appeared inside, barking incoherently.

Li Yan then disappeared from the spot.

The door was pushed open, and a bald man who had been called earlier walked in, but no one was seen, only two stray dogs barking wildly.

"What are you yelling for? Where is everyone?!"

Following the address he had found while reviewing his memories, Li Yan arrived at the location of the mastermind behind the scenes.

They immediately saw a woman breastfeeding her ten-year-old child.

He remembered these two people; they were at the high-speed rail station on the way to Wudang Mountain, the one pointing at the fat man and lecturing his child.

"Who are you!"

"What do you want?! Get out!"

The woman was shocked and furious. This was outrageous! And the security guards in this community were utterly incompetent. They both need to be dealt with!
Li Yan remained silent, only glancing at the two of them before his hand glowed again, and he raised it to point.

"Change!"

A few breaths later, an old hen and a small snake appeared on the spot.

"Cuckoo!"

"Fizz!"

Hearing the terrified cries, Li Yan didn't even bother to look.

He turned and left, waving his sleeves, without taking away a single cloud.

The sanitation workers in Yancheng are still searching, and the train passengers in the ordinary buildings are still waiting, but no one knows that the person who orchestrated this is no longer needed.

Calling a deer a horse is a transformation technique used on the Tianxuan Continent to deceive mortals for cultivators.

But it's perfect for this situation.
When Li Yan returned to Feiyun Mountain, his senior sister had just finished buying groceries and returned as well.

Why are you still standing outside?

Hua Junshu parked her car and saw him standing by the roadside, feeling puzzled. "Is he that handsome?" She turned to look at the fields at the foot of the mountain.

The sunset painted the sky with vibrant colors, and the distant mountains seemed to bow low in the breeze. It was indeed beautiful, but compared to what I saw from the mountaintop that day, it appeared rather ordinary.

"I'm bored, let's find some fun."

"did you find it?"

"No."

Li Yan turned around and took the groceries from her hands.

"We've found it now."

"."

"What do you want to eat tonight?" Li Yan asked her. "It's my turn to ask this time."

"All"

“You can’t say ‘anything is fine.’” Li Yan interrupted her before she could finish, “You can’t say ‘anything is fine’ either.”

"Then let's eat chicken."

"???"

The senior student didn't notice the question mark in someone's eyes and continued, "I bought a chick, so I can make chicken stew with mushrooms. I can invite Teacher Qinqin over; she's been taking care of Laba for several days."

The person didn't seem to care, so Li Yan didn't mention what he had just said, but instead confirmed it.

"Do you really want to eat chicken stew with mushrooms?"

"I think my dad used to do that all the time when I was a kid."

Li Yan nodded, happy to be a father for once, but he didn't say it out loud, otherwise his senior would really think he was a pervert.

Smoke curled up from the kitchen.

But other companies'.

Li Yan's gas stove doesn't have such a high-end feature as cooking smoke.

But it doesn't matter, his dishes are delicious too.

But it's not an overly fragrant one; the kind of fragrance found in "MasterChef" doesn't exist.

Li Yan tried to incorporate spiritual energy into cooking, just like some urban fantasy novels.

The result was that it had no effect.

The food wouldn't become incredibly delicious, nor would it make the young lady of the house's heart flutter and her eyes light up.

It was such a waste, so he promptly found the book and left a review.

Have you ever practiced immortality cultivation? You're just writing nonsense!
When it was time to eat, Jiang Yingzhu called Qin Bao over.

"Teacher, you won't be polite!"

Zhou Qinqin said something and then started working with the others, then she, Jiang Yingzhu, and Mei Mengqian started complaining about the comics.

"The female protagonist in your comics doesn't resemble her either."

"Exactly, it's not that big."

Jiang Yingzhu nodded, and Mei Mengqian quickly added, "It's not that long."

"It's not my comic, I didn't draw it." Li Yan rolled his eyes.

"Do you eat bones?" He handed over the bones from which he had sucked out the meat.

"I'm not eating! What are you doing? It's disgusting."

"You're not eating, yet you're still nitpicking."

Jiang Yingzhu snorted and tried to rally Mengmeng's support, only to find that Mengmeng had already put the chicken leg from the chicken stew with mushrooms into her bowl.

She immediately stopped talking and kept eating, otherwise Mengmeng would have secretly eaten it all.

Hua Junshu didn't fight over the chicken; what she liked was the mushrooms in the chicken stew with mushrooms, and the soup.

She took a small sip and praised it.

"tasty."

"really."

"good to eat."

After enjoying the delicious food, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian didn't forget to praise the chef.

Li Yan nodded in satisfaction, and Zhou Qinqin joined the team.

"It tastes good, but it's a bit oily, so it'll make you gain weight."

"The old woman's advice is not important."

Li Yan accidentally blurted out his true feelings and was immediately subjected to a death stare.

"However, everyone here is a beautiful young woman with invincible youth, so I have taken all your opinions into consideration."

"Haha, teacher, you're not as young as you say. Your family is already pressuring you to get married."

Ugh, that old woman's putting on an act again.

Li Yan was speechless; a rebellious streak stirred within him.

"Go back now that you've eaten."

(End of this chapter)