I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 288 Quickly kowtow to him

In the afternoon, Li Yan took Jiang Yingzhu and others to ride the wooden double dragon, carousel, pendulum ride, and drop tower, and then ended the day's itinerary with a go-kart ride.

"Since it's the May Day holiday and the weather is nice today, there's also a nighttime park tour. Would you like to try it out?"

In the restaurant, Li Yan was eating expensive, small-portion, and unpalatable spaghetti when he asked Jiang Yingzhu and the other two people across from him a question.

"Nighttime park visit?"

Jiang Yingzhu scratched her head, remembering the Skyline game she had been playing, and became curious.

Are there fireworks?

"There's a light show."

"Oh, light pollution." Jiang Yingzhu nodded, indicating that she understood.

"I don't care, let's see what Mengmeng and her senior do."

Mei Mengqian frowned because the black pepper beef rice in front of her didn't taste good; she felt it smelled like laundry detergent.

After taking a bite of Zhuzhu's black pepper beef, I realized it was also...

"Zhuzhu, do you think there's a smell of laundry detergent in the food?"

Mei Mengqian tasted her senior's rice again. It wasn't black pepper rice, but it tasted alright.

"Huh?" Jiang Yingzhu scratched her head. "Really?"

I have a feeling it!

"That's the taste of black pepper. If you don't like it, can we change it?" Hua Junshu turned to look at her.

Mei Mengqian's expression brightened, and she was about to agree when she suddenly remembered that the other three of them had ordered black pepper flavor, but her senior hadn't.

And the fact that the senior student understood so quickly what the 'laundry detergent' tasted like probably means she doesn't like black pepper flavor either.

"No need, it's not that you can't eat it."

Mei Mengqian picked up the beef tenderloin from her bowl, thinking that she would buy some takeout to treat herself when she got back to the hotel.

Seeing this, Hua Junshu nodded and his gaze fell on Li Yan.

"I'm a little tired, let's go back and rest."

“Yeah, I feel completely drained too,” Mei Mengqian chimed in, especially since dinner hadn’t gone well for her.

Jiang Yingzhu made the final decision, "Then let's go back to the hotel and go to the nightclub again next time."

A passing tourist glanced curiously in this direction, wondering to himself if the man and three women returning to the hotel were what he had imagined.
That's just too much.

After finishing their meal, they strolled around Happy Valley for a while to digest, and then left amidst the crowds.

The plaza in front of the park was packed with people, surging like waves towards the bus stops and subway stations.

Some shared bikes were also found, and unsurprisingly, they were all locked with wire locks.

"Damn! That's so utterly despicable!" said one of the students, who clearly looked like a college student.

"How about we take a taxi to the subway station?"

Someone spotted a Didi (ride-hailing service) on the roadside.

"Fuck you, I'd give the beggars the money for the trip, not them. If you want to fight, go ahead." After saying this to his companion, the man crossed the road and walked towards the subway station.

The drivers on the roadside remained expressionless; making money was no big deal.

Li Yan's eyes flickered slightly, and his spiritual energy darted like a snake, sweeping past numerous shared bicycles.

The ropes securing the vehicles quietly snapped.

Soon someone noticed the situation, and a series of 'Hello~' sounds rang out.

The expressions of the Didi drivers lined up on the roadside changed.

"Damn, this is insane!"

"Haha, the business is ruined now." Jiang Yingzhu laughed gleefully when she saw what was happening ahead.

Although the drivers' expressions changed, they were not impatient.

There are only so many shared bikes; once some people ride them away, they're gone.

Moreover, their main customers are not actually those who ride shared bikes.

These people either live close to home or go to the subway station.

The subway station is only one kilometer away, so it's not impossible to walk there without a bike.

But the group of people who take the bus is different.

It's not that they don't have money, it's that the subway can't take them to their destination.

These days, the subway is easy to catch, but the bus is not. A bald driver thought to himself, glancing at his phone in the car, when a voice message popped up in a group chat.

"The bus is here. I've been waiting for more than half an hour. Now I can go and wait for the next one."

The bald driver, thinking he would be next, started the vehicle.

As he made a U-turn, another car in the opposite lane also made a U-turn, and both cars honked their horns to signal each other.

The bald man looked out and, sure enough, saw the bus and the guy who was pulling it over within fifty meters.

Driving in front of the bus, slower than someone riding a shared bike, the bald man immediately laughed.

This guy is the best at controlling the pace in the group, giving no chance to overtake.

The bald driver's smile was suddenly shattered by shock.

"grass!"

The deafening crash drowned out his low curses. In the rearview mirror, the bus lurched forward, slamming into the Didi in front of it, pushing it forward, accelerating, overturning, and then lying across the road between the sidewalk and the roadside.

Such a commotion attracted the attention of everyone in the plaza in front of the park.

People who wanted to cross the road saw the bus crash into another vehicle but continued to drive forward, and immediately started backing away. Even when the light was green, they dared not cross.

Li Yan and the other three also witnessed this scene and were amazed.

"This bus has such a temper!" Jiang Yingzhu exclaimed in surprise.

"Road rage, I guess," Mei Mengqian guessed.

"It shouldn't be." Hua Junshu looked at the scene of the car accident and saw the Didi driver climb out of the driver's seat, cursing angrily.

"I noticed it just now. The bus was moving very slowly. As soon as I tried to overtake it, the bus in front would immediately make a move."

“He really brought it on himself,” Jiang Yingzhu said.

"Stop looking, let's go," Li Yan said.

Back at the hotel, the three women seemed to be discussing their plans for tomorrow in Li Yan's room.

They ultimately decided to go to Wudang Mountain.

Then they all went back to their rooms.

Li Yan was scrolling through videos in his room when Jiang Yingzhu suddenly shared something.

"Does it look good?"

"nice."

Li Yan didn't watch the video, too lazy to open it, and continued browsing his own, while using his divine sense to observe the aftermath of the Happy Valley car accident not far away.

Two men who had just lost their jobs got into a fight in the plaza in front of the amusement park.

Isn't this more enjoyable than visiting the park at night?
As the world's only cultivator, his interests are that simple.

"Looks good my foot, you didn't even look."

Li Yan remained silent, then raised his noble finger and poked Jiang Yingzhu.

System message: "Father Li poked you, quickly kowtow to him."

Jiang Yingzhu asked a few question marks, followed by a series of bloody knife strikes.

Li Yan didn't care at all and took the opportunity to watch the video she sent.

A spirited young woman dances.

boring.

Wait, isn't this a man? Why is his front and back the same flat?

Li Yan found a photo of Jiang Yingzhu's mosquito bites and sent it to her.

"Please leave a comment for me saying 'I win' and attach a photo."

Jiang Yingzhu was playing games with Mengmeng in her room when she saw the message and almost spat out her drink.

"That's so unethical of you!"

"Also, don't use my photos!!"

Li Yan was puzzled; how could she recognize it when it was clearly just a severed arm?

"You idiot, I can't be bothered to find this video. If you're so capable, send me the link."

Jiang Yingzhu used to watch videos and play games at the same time, sharing whatever she found worthwhile, but now she can't find that particular video anymore.

She was too lazy to look for it; she was actually just like Li Yan.

(End of this chapter)