I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 272 There are bad people around.

"Uh... I'm actually fine."

Li Yan coughed and hesitated before answering. Even with his cultivator's physique, he felt a chill run down his spine.

"Are you alright?" Jiang Yingzhu reached out and pinched the soft flesh of his waist.

"Yeah, that's how it is."

“That’s fine!” Mei Mengqian nodded and reached out to pinch the soft flesh of his waist.

Li Yan shrugged, letting them pinch him as they pleased. He then naturally changed the subject.

"I didn't see anyone when I passed by the cafeteria. You guys ate on the second floor?"

Jiang Yingzhu snorted, "Otherwise, they don't sell bean curd sheets on the first floor."

"So what did you eat?" Li Yan asked casually.

"Macaroni."

"Isn't it a bit too late to ask now?!"

Jiang Yingzhu narrowed her eyes, and Mei Mengqian nodded, saying, "Changing the subject won't work; I've already recorded it."

Li Yan scratched his head; his tried-and-true method of changing the subject had failed him.

Never mind, it's no big deal to get pinched anyway.

Li Yan simply pretended to be deaf and dumb, reached around his waist and grabbed the two small hands.

Instantly, Mei Mengqian froze, abruptly turned her head, lowered her face, and pretended to look at her textbook, but actually used her hair to cover her slightly flushed face.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't react much. She paused for a moment, then started to compete with Li Yan.

She tried to escape, she chased, but she couldn't get away!
One finger, two fingers, all five fingers were touched, and the palms and backs of the hands were pinched.

Jiang Yingzhu tried to fight back, but she couldn't win the argument.

"Ugh, you're so annoying."

"You're the annoying one."

You're annoying!

The two began to bicker, a kind of childish banter that even elementary school students would find childish.

Meanwhile, Mei Mengqian was reading a book with one hand supporting her chin, while the other hand hung down, letting someone rub and pinch her.

I don't know what's so great about squeezing it.

A smile played on her lips as she inexplicably began to move her fingers.

One, two, three were quietly slipped between his fingers.

Their fingers were interlocked, perfectly aligned.

Why did you say it quietly?

Mei Mengqian glanced at Zhuzhu, who was still arguing with Li Yan, out of the corner of her eye.

But then he noticed that Zhu Zhu had also secretly glanced over.

Their eyes met, but the moment they looked away, their gazes met briefly.

Jiang Yingzhu felt a little hot all over. This guy, Mengmeng is right next to him, and he's so bold!

So exciting!

Fortunately, you could say he was trying to distract himself.

Strange, this move seems familiar.

In the back row, Yu Qingya leaned out to look, and Lin Yu, Fan Yubing, and Guo Cailing also craned their necks.

I watched someone's entire operation.

"Scumbag!"

"It's still possible."

"That's pointless, I want rivers of blood!"

Blocking out the laughter from the back row, Li Yan finally let go of the two women's hands.

There was no other way; the teacher arrived.

Playing with toys during class is wrong and has a bad influence.

What? You're saying you were playing with a girl's hand, not a toy?

That's even worse!
After all, although the chemistry teacher was over thirty, he was still young at heart and had never held a girl's hand before.

You've already touched it! What will the chemistry teacher think?!
When class started, the chemistry teacher was clearly very dissatisfied because some of his time had been taken up by the long break.

He had only said a few words when he noticed Ma Liang eating something while daydreaming, so he immediately scolded him.

"Eat, eat, eat! Are you a pig? All you know how to do is eat! It's class time now. I'd like to see who dares to eat. I'll drag him to the office and make him eat in front of the teachers!"

Upon hearing this, many of those who had been plotting something immediately froze.

Seeing that there was complete silence below, Zhou Zhiming nodded in satisfaction.

Although no one was eating, they weren't really paying attention in class. "Wei, I think I've figured out why I don't want to go to chemistry class," someone said.

Xiao Shuai pushed up his glasses, which were not actually there. "Have you noticed that there are only two male teachers in our class, Zhou Zhiming and Li Ping?"

"Doesn't the PE teacher count?"

"Nonsense."

"So that means there are very few male teachers in our class, and the music and art teachers are also female."

Zhang Wei agreed with this viewpoint because the man had helped him get his cup.

"So that's the reason!" Xiao Shuai affirmed.

"That makes sense, but why are there so many female teachers in our class?"

"Maybe it's because we're in the science class?" Ma Liang interjected.

“No.” Zhang Wei shook his head. “There are also many female teachers in the second class next door. Their homeroom teacher is a woman.”

Upon hearing this, Xiao Shuai agreed and then sighed.

"I also want a female homeroom teacher. I wish Li Ping were a woman."

Yu Bin turned his head and glanced at him.

"Little handsome guy, you know what, if Li Ping were a woman, and even younger, she'd really fit your dream of an adult loli. Then you and her..."

"Brother! Stop talking, I feel nauseous." Xiao Shuai's face turned pale.

Guo Cailing, who was listening to the whispers, chuckled. The thought of Li Ping's grumpy face transformed into cute pigtails and a little skirt made her laugh.

Yu Bing also found it funny, but she was more curious about the answers to the questions they discussed later.

Subconsciously, he reached out and poked Guo Cailing. After poking her, he felt that Guo Cailing was only eleventh in the class, and if he couldn't figure out the problem himself, she probably wouldn't know either.

So he turned to ask Yu Qingya, who was the brains of their row and would surely know.

"Ya Ya, do you know why there are more female teachers than male teachers?"

Guo Cailing tilted her head, looking puzzled.

Yu Qingya thought for a moment, "Because the proportion of women in the teaching profession has increased."

Upon hearing such professional terminology, Yu Bing instinctively chose to believe it.

"So that's it."

Seeing how easily the elementary school student was fooled, Yu Qingya said again, "Why don't you ask why? How come you believe me as soon as I tell you?"

"Your grades are better than mine."

Upon hearing this, Guo Cailing immediately understood why Bingbing wasn't contacting her anymore, and she immediately began to criticize her.

"Oh, so you're complaining about my bad grades."

"No, it's not bad."

"Oh, so you still don't like it."

"I'll treat you to milk tea later," Yu Bing said guiltily. "I'll drink it for a week!"

Guo Cailing nodded in agreement, and after class she was taken to investigate the gender structure of the school's teachers.

Sure enough, no cup of milk tea comes for free.

So when Yu Bing proudly proved that Yu Qingya's statement was correct, it was already Friday.

"You're taking this way way too seriously."

When Yu Qingya saw the draft paper covered with names, she didn't know what to say.

Li Yan also glanced at it and gave Bing a thumbs up.

"With this kind of perseverance, Jiang Yingzhu's grades will never surpass yours in her entire life."

Sure enough, upon hearing this, Yu Bing burst into a silly grin.

"What are you saying? I can do it too!" Jiang Yingzhu nudged Li Yan.

Li Yan shrugged, sensing with his divine sense that Li Ping was about to enter the classroom. He patted Mengmeng, who was scrolling through her phone, and then turned around.

Seeing his expression, the people around him realized what was happening.

Sit down immediately.

It's the last class meeting of the afternoon.

Although everyone learned about the spring outing arrangements from an unknown person named Jiang, they still wanted to hear confirmation from their homeroom teacher.

Li Ping came in and didn't waste any time, talking about the spring outing.

"Here is a safety responsibility agreement. Please take it home and have your parents sign it."

Mei Mengqian received the confirmation letter and chose to sign it herself.

There's no way around it; there are bad people around.

Just take a picture of the Development and Reform Commission mom then.

(End of this chapter)