I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 262 Zhu Zhu is currently guilty

"Okay, be quiet!"

Zhou Qinqin pressed her hand down to quiet the noisy classroom, then glanced at Yu Bin.

"Yu Bin, after class, copy the words from today's dictation ten times and give them to me. Now, let's continue."

In the end, Zhou Qinqin only caught Yu Bin, who wasn't paying attention to the dictation.

After class, she casually took Cheng Yuan's daily class history records to use as material, and then left nonchalantly.

"Tch, it's nothing!"

Jiang Yingzhu pursed her lips. She had been extremely attentive and on guard during those two classes, but Zhou Qinqin had only threatened her with dictation.

"I thought Qin Bao was going to do something big, but this is all!"

Mei Mengqian looked at her, "But Zhuzhu, wasn't it enough that I made you listen attentively to two lessons with such anxiety?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu's expression turned serious.

Thinking about it now, it turns out she fell for their trap!
"Damn it, that cunning woman. I'll fuck her tonight!"

"Clap clap clap? Zhuzhu, you and your English teacher..."

Hu Die stared wide-eyed at Jiang Yingzhu in the back row, then glanced at Mei Mengqian, and then at Li Yan. She exchanged a glance with her friend and immediately grinned.

"Yeah, let's play PUBG." Jiang Yingzhu raised her hand and made a shooting motion, "Snap snap snap!"

Upon seeing her gesture, Hu Die and the others were immediately puzzled.

"Games? What's 'PUBG'?"

"Battle Royale shooting games, you wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you. There aren't any in China yet; I only play the overseas version."

Upon hearing the overseas version, the people around her looked at her with admiration.

"The overseas versions are all in English, how can I understand them?"

"I can understand it, and I can even use voice chat. Several of my teammates can already say 'wocao' (a Chinese internet slang term for something).

"Wow!"

Jiang Yingzhu basked in the admiring glances of those around her, feeling incredibly pleased with herself.

Yu Bin was copying words when he heard this and couldn't help but join in.

"Sister Zhu, can I join you? I want to play."

"Okay, I'll take you there when I have time."

Jiang Yingzhu verbally agreed, but had already forgotten about it in her heart.

When they were talking on the microphone, she would only say "fake," and she left the rest of the conversation to Qinbao.

If I bring other people along, wouldn't I be exposed?

Keep in mind that in order to successfully show off, she didn't even invite Mengmeng and Li Yan to play together.

The remaining two periods in the morning are both science subjects.

"There's so much to memorize in biology, not to mention the calculations."

After the third class, Ma Liang slumped over his desk and sighed deeply. "I strongly suggest that we pass biology to the liberal arts students on the other side and immediately only keep physics and chemistry."

"Don't dream dreams that can't be realized," Yu Bin said calmly.

"Actually, I have an idea, Liangzi, you can try it." Xiao Shuai chuckled, preparing to give his good brother a try.

“What method?”

"You can report the biology textbook for containing pornography."

"Why!"

"Look, this is full of DNA and chromosomes, and reproductive terminology. What great whistleblower material."

"What's there to report?"

"You think this way because you know these things, but others don't. When Chinese people see white arms, they think of exposed thighs, and when they think of exposed thighs, they chuckle."

Xiao Shuai smiled mischievously, "Just say it involves pornography, and Pleasant Goat can be described as violent."

“That makes sense!” Ma Liang nodded, then pulled out a CD stuck to the back of the book.

"Brother Xiao, I heard someone looked at a DVD and found it was a reed disc. Do you think that's possible?"

"No." Xiao Shuai yawned. "You think I haven't seen it?"

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in the afternoon.

Section 1: Chinese Language

Anyone who's been to school knows that you get sleepy in the afternoon. When Li Ping came in, all he saw was a wilted flowerbed.

He decided to give these students a pep talk.

"Ahem, let's not start the lesson yet. I have two things to say first, so please listen carefully."

Upon hearing that Li Ping wouldn't be teaching, some students slept even more soundly, while others spared some energy.

Jiang Yingzhu yawned slightly, wanting to see what the homeroom teacher, Gou Ba, was saying. If it was useless rubbish, she'd better take a nap first.

After Chinese class comes math and physics. Without Chinese to keep me going, I really can't keep going.

"The first thing we'll do is go on a spring outing at the end of this month!"

The moment the words "spring outing" were uttered, everyone seemed to have a switch flipped, instantly snapping them to attention.

"Spring outing!"

Lin Yufan suddenly sat up from her desk. "Where are we going on our spring outing, teacher!"

"Ahem!" Li Ping coughed again, looked around, and was quite satisfied with everyone's reaction.

"Well, the school hasn't decided yet. I just received the notification myself. The specifics will depend on your performance in the midterm exams."

He paused, then pretended to have just remembered.

"Oh right, I forgot to mention earlier that you'll have a midterm exam in the middle of the month, and then you'll change seats after the exam."

Li Ping smiled as he looked at the class, which had become completely energetic, and gave them another important reminder.

"Remember, the spring outing will be arranged based on your grades!"

"You're a top science class, ranked in the top forty of the grade. If you don't make up three-quarters of the class, I'll have to speak to the school leaders. When the spring outing comes, your class will have to attend classes at the school!"

Upon hearing this, everyone was shocked and immediately straightened up.

Jiang Yingzhu turned her head and called out to Li Yan, "Li Yan~"

As soon as he turned around, she immediately said, "It smells good! Let's light some incense!"

However, Li Yan didn't move. Instead, he raised his hand and touched the "Nothing to worry about" sign on Mengmeng's wrist.

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes widened immediately. What was this guy doing in class?!

But then he sighed, looking like he was being stupid.

"Touch your badge."

Jiang Yingzhu was taken aback and subconsciously touched the nameplate hanging on her chest.

Suddenly, I felt a cool sensation spreading from my fingers throughout my body and then covering my brain.

My drowsiness vanished instantly.

Jiang Yingzhu was puzzled; how come she didn't know this brand had this use before?

"This guy must have secretly tampered with my signboard!"

Her intuition was correct; Li Yan had indeed secretly added several functional array runes to the "nothing to worry about" plaques on the three of them.

Only the Pure Heart Mantra function is triggered.

After truly mastering the skills of cultivating immortality, Li Yan no longer valued using the Qingling Incense.

Li Ping easily got all the students in awe and immediately started the class.

Okay, you don't need to listen to the rest.

Li Yan lowered his head and continued doing his own thing.

Li Ping then read aloud the last piece of classical poetry appreciation with great expression, and then began to explain it.

No interference, harmonious and beautiful.

Dinner was at the school cafeteria in the evening.

The second floor.

Jiang Yingzhu bit into the stir-fried pork and gestured towards Li Yan's plate.

Where do you think the school will take us on our spring outing?

"It shouldn't be too far, but we need to ensure safety." Hua Junshu looked up. "I went to the riverside park last year."