I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 256 How Did You Dodge It?
Standing on the podium, Li Ping, regardless of the ups and downs below, reiterated his point.

"Today, no matter whose phone it is, it will be confiscated!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Lin Aoshuang came in carrying a scanner.

Immediately, the classroom erupted in noise again.

"Damn it! The ice cubes are here too, we're doomed!"

"Luckily, I have a backup phone."

In the back row, Yu Bin calmly opened his information technology textbook in his desk drawer.

After the first few images, a rectangular hollowed-out area is clearly visible.

Yu Bin put his phone in, and then placed the textbooks on the pile of books on the table.

The fluid movements of the movements left Zhang Wei, who was standing to the side, speechless. On his other side, Xiao Shuai was doing the same thing.

"No, Brother Xiao, Brother Bin, when are you coming?"

"I can't say. Don't you know there are security cameras in the classroom?" Xiao Shuai said casually, placing his book on the desk.

"No, you're using the Chinese textbook instead of learning?"

"I bought a new one."

Upon hearing this, Yu Bin gave a thumbs up, and Ma Liang next to him also gave a thumbs up and took out his phone.

"Brother Xiao, could I squeeze into your hole too? Mine is smaller, but I can fit in."

"There's no room!" Xiao Shuai refused decisively.

Just then, Zhang Wei patted Ma Liang on the shoulder, "Don't worry, Liangzi, I have a brilliant plan!"

"What's the plan?"

When Ma Liang asked, Zhang Wei took out a tube of 502 glue.

"We can just stick our phones in the desk drawer and they won't be noticed."

"Brilliant!" Ma Liang's eyes lit up.

Meanwhile, in the front row, Mei Mengqian, who was at a loss as to what to do, looked anxiously at Li Yan and tugged at his sleeve.

"What do we do?! Li Yan, we're going to lose our phones!"

"Buy another one, a father-daughter style."

Mei Mengqian rolled her eyes at him.

"What kind of time is this to be joking? I have a lot of data on there."

I thought the girl would be easy to fool, but who knew that the teacher would actually call in the cold and aloof Ms. Lin.

"No rush, give me your phones, I have a plan."

As Li Yan spoke, he put his hand into her shirt pocket and touched her stomach. He then took out his phone and put it in his backpack.

"Take Zhuzhu's phone too."

"it is good"

Mei Mengqian blushed and lowered her head to pass a note to Jiang Yingzhu.

Just then, class monitor Ye Hui, along with the four in front of her, also handed over their phones.

"Get it for me."

"Class monitor, please help! Maybe only you can help us."

Li Yan calmly took the phone and put it in his backpack.

Seeing this, Ye Hui couldn't help but wonder, 'Don't teachers check school bags?'

Yu Bing and the others were also puzzled, thinking that the student representative's hiding place for the phone was too perfunctory.

Li Yan did not offer any explanation for this.

He had also experienced having his phone checked in his previous life, but that was during his senior year of high school.

Li Ping has been a teacher for over ten years, and he has seen far too many students hiding things.

Therefore, very few people were able to escape those major inspections!
Whether it's pasting paper into desks, carving patterns on textbooks, or hanging schoolbags on windows, nothing can escape it!

Schoolbags were no exception, so Li Yan put a trick on his schoolbag.

Knowing how to cultivate immortality is convenient.

Those who manage to escape need the right timing, location, and people.

The inspection began quickly, and everyone had to leave the classroom.

They checked one person and sent them out; the first one was Wu Wuwu.

When Lin Aoshuang stood in front of her, Wu Wuwu stood up confidently.

Because she left her phone in the dorm, Wu Wuwu knew that if she brought her phone with her, she definitely wouldn't be able to resist playing with it.

Therefore, cut off the root of afflictions and simply don't carry them with you!
"No, you can go now." Wu Wuwu walked out, and the other students breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it didn't seem too difficult.

But then Lin Aoshuang started checking her schoolbag, scanning it with a device, and when it beeped, she asked her deskmate to take out the items.

Li Ping, on the other hand, was checking the books on her desk, even flipping through them one by one.

Seeing this, Yu Bin and Xiao Shuai swallowed hard, sweating profusely.

Ma Liang and Zhang Wei were secretly delighted.

But their joy didn't last long. They immediately saw Lin Aoshuang squat down and start checking the table hole, even touching it with her hands!
"No, teacher, is it really necessary to be so meticulous?! What if someone has a booger stuck on their nose in their desk?"

Ma Liang and Zhang Wei panicked. It didn't matter that their boogers had been discovered, but their phones were still there!

They watched as Xiao Shuai and Yu Bin hurriedly moved the phone and handed it to Li Yan.

But I was powerless to help, and my defenses crumbled instantly. I need to be rescued!
"Viagra, isn't this a bit too tight?"

"Don't talk, push hard, it's coming."

Zhang Wei and Ma Liang kept trying to pry the phone out of the hole in the table, but they just couldn't get it out.

As the homeroom teacher got closer and closer, seven or eight cell phones were confiscated.

The two felt a great terror approaching.

After much effort, success was finally achieved.

"Oh, it's out!"

"What are you doing?"

Just then, Li Ping seemed to sense that something was wrong with the two of them. He bypassed the remaining people in one group and the front rows of two or three groups, and came directly to the two of them.

"stand up."

The two exchanged a glance, then simultaneously put their phones back together and prayed silently.

But just as the two stood up, a crisp clanging sound came from inside the metal table hole!
"Something made a sound, it sounded like a cell phone," said Hu Die, whose cell phone had been confiscated.

Ma Liang and Zhang Wei looked at Li Ping with faces full of despair.

"Take it out," Li Ping said with a stern face.

On the side, Yu Bin and Xiao Shuai were trembling with joy, almost like idiots.

In the front row, Chen Xiyuan didn't find it funny; he had nowhere to hide his phone.

Now we can only hope that Li Ping will give him a break because of his good grades.

Li Ping took Zhang Wei and his companion's sticky phones, frowned, and checked the phones in the front row.

First, there's Chen Xiyuan; his achievements had absolutely no effect.

Then it was Ye Hui's turn, which Li Ping skipped and left to Teacher Lin, followed by Li Yan.

Li Ping casually scanned him with the instrument, then scanned his desk and schoolbag, but didn't search for anything.

Although the instrument in my hand made a sound, it must be because the desk itself is made of metal!

This is a problem with the instrument, not with Li Yan!
Therefore, no further checks are needed.

"Go out."

Li Ping waved casually and looked at Yu Bin and the other person remaining in the back row.

Yu Bin and the others breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Li Yan escape.

He thought to himself, "That Li Ping is such a scoundrel! He's such a scoundrel!"
When checking Chen Xiyuan, I almost wanted to flip his bangs over to see if he had a phone stuck to his forehead.

When it came to Li Yan, he just scanned it casually!
They recalled Li Yan's act of hiding his phone and simply tossing it into his backpack, which seemed rather casual.

When Li Yan arrived outside the classroom, he also felt that the homeroom teacher was being a bit perfunctory and wasting his tricks.

Before long, a class had passed, and the class was filled with groans of despair.

"Guys, it's time to settle accounts with the traitor. Let's grind his dick into a needle!"

"on!"

Cheng Yuan's expression changed as he sat down, and he quickly took out his draft notebook.

"I didn't! Look for yourselves!"

But nobody was watching; everyone just wanted to see Aruba.

Next to Cheng Yuan, Zhu Gelin generously gave up his seat and smiled smugly.

His phone wasn't confiscated because he had left it at home beforehand.

Not everyone participated in Aruba. For example, Hu Weiwen in the back row started playing games as soon as get out of class ended.

This puzzled Zhu Gelin, who was passing by earlier.

"Hu Weiwen, how did you manage to dodge it?"

(End of this chapter)