I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 245 I need to lick it.

Jiang Yingzhu nodded, suppressing the urge to laugh. She waved her hand with an air of authority, as if these were all her underlings.

"Very well, your crime is compounded. Aruba three times, go!"

Zhang Wei, Xiao Shuai, and the others couldn't hold back any longer and immediately lifted Cheng Yuan up and headed for the back door.

"Damn it! Be gentle!"

"You son of a bitch, why didn't you think to be gentler when you were writing it down!"

"Even historians know the Spring and Autumn Annals style of writing; what style do you use?"

Another gasp rang out from the back door of the classroom.

The whole class was watching.

The girls were angry too, but not as wildly as the boys.

Of course, not everyone took action, since there wasn't that much space.

The main issue is that it was read aloud in class, and people were publicly humiliated.

Ten minutes later, the school bell rang, and Yu Bin and the others released Cheng Yuan.

"Alright, let's start class. There are two more sessions left, so we can do it once during each break."

“That makes sense. I replied to Cheng Yuan. Don’t blame us, it’s all your own fault.”

Cheng Yuan's face fell. Even though he was prepared to suffer, he never expected that these kind people would treat a class as a whole.

This is really painful!
"Um, could you give me a discount? I'll treat everyone to dinner and drinks tonight."

"Hongmen Banquet?"

"It has appeared; it's the infamous No. 6 Middle School poisoning case."

"Do you still remember the rat poison pancake incident that happened in Hedong more than ten years ago?!"

Cheng Yuan's face darkened. "I'm serious!"

“Poisoning, oh no, forget about treating us to a meal, we miss you, Aruba, more!” Yu Bin said.

"See, this saves you a lot of money, so Aruba will have to pay again!"

Cheng Yuan gave in and, after some haggling, agreed to pay for Aruba's meal by treating everyone to drinks.

Therefore, there are two more chances left.

Is there anything wrong? Absolutely not!
The second music class in the afternoon was a way to give the students a break.

However, things didn't go as Li Yan expected.

"Class, today we're going to learn a popular song." The music teacher, dressed fashionably, didn't show them a movie as usual.

Upon hearing this, some people became interested.

"Teacher, what song should we learn?"

"This song is quite simple, but it's very popular online and many young people like to listen to it. You should have heard it; it's called 'Why Not'."

A burst of laughter immediately erupted as the music teacher spoke, her gaze falling on Li Yan.

"Well then, let's have the original singer demonstrate for us. Li Yan, you should be fine with this, right? Your teacher is a big fan of yours."

Li Yan coughed. That was something from many chapters ago; it's pointless to bring it up now to show off.

"Teacher, there's no accompaniment. Let's just play it as is."

"It's okay, the teacher will accompany you."

The music teacher smiled and said, "Turn on the computer, a virtual piano will pop up, and you can directly play the intro to 'What's Wrong' using the keyboard."

Seeing this, Li Yan understood. So, teacher, you were trying to show off!

"Alright then, I'll only teach you once. If you don't learn it, go watch Douyin (TikTok) and remember to pay your tuition."

"Hehe, I won't teach you!"

"Terrible review, absolutely terrible review."

"I think we should report it so that the class representative can study hard and feel the warmth of their classmates."

The surrounding area immediately erupted in cheers and teasing.

Li Yan smiled, took out his phone, and handed it to Mei Mengqian.

"Help me take a picture and send it as a video."

He realized he hadn't updated in a long time, and he was bombarded with messages urging him to update.

This made Li Yan afraid to even go to the toilet; he couldn't help himself when he saw those red dots.

As soon as he stepped onto the podium, the music teacher began to play, the light and cheerful notes flowing out, and soon after, Li Yan's singing voice appeared.

As Mei Mengqian listened to the music, she suddenly felt as if she had returned to that day six months ago.

She didn't miss it, although that day was also good, but she felt that things were better now.

A song was played quickly, and the music teacher led the class in applause.

"Li Yan sings very well, but why isn't he releasing any new songs?"

"Teacher, I am still a student."

"But I heard that Li Yan does almost all other things during class."

"Teacher, let's continue with the lesson."

The music teacher smiled and began explaining to the students. Starting with Li Yan's song, even those who were initially uninterested became engaged.

"After all that, they're just using me as a tool to keep up with the teaching schedule."

After understanding the situation, Li Yan thought about what the music teacher had just said.

Release a new song?

It's not that it's impossible, and he's not doing it for the money.

In his previous life, Li Yan wasn't involved in music, so the songs he remembered were naturally the ones he liked to listen to.

It's a pity that this world doesn't have some of these things; we can't hear them.

He planned to go back that night and ask the three women what they wanted to hear.

If none of them fit, then just pick one randomly.

More than half of the music class had passed when some people finally realized what was happening.

"Strange, why am I listening to this?"

"It's all the class representative's fault, he used his charm!"

Someone started saying it, and immediately a chorus of "It's all the class representative's fault!" erupted from all around.

Li Yan pretended not to hear, placing his hand on the desk and watching Mei Mengqian draw a watch on it with a pen.

As expected of a high school student, so immature.

It is evident that Li Yan drew one on the wrists of both Mei Mengqian and Jiang Yingzhu.

In the cafeteria, Cheng Yuan led Yu Bin and the others to the small supermarket.

"Boss, forty bottles of Coke, and some grilled sausages!" Cheng Yuan said, taking out his meal card.

Yu Bin, standing nearby, was somewhat surprised. "Cheng Yuan, are you planning to eat dirt?"

"The homeroom teacher's card."

Upon hearing this, Ma Liang, who was standing next to Yu Bin, immediately exclaimed, "Holy crap! What's the point of saving money then? Forget Coke, give us Gatorade!"

"That works too," Cheng Yuan relayed to the receptionist.

While waiting for his food to be packed, Yu Bin asked, "So, the teacher bribed you with his meal card to be a spy!?"

"Yes, you guessed it all."

"You actually agreed!" Yu Bin glanced at him. "And you can't just pay lip service to it."

"Yes, I do. I didn't remember Li Yan."

"You bastard, stop talking, it'll make you sound even more like Aruba!"

Cheng Yuan smiled. Another reason he had just exposed them was that he found the students here were not like the troublemakers he had in junior high school.

Although many people talk a big game, few actually take real action.

He also rarely saw any underhanded forms of retaliation, such as blocking toilets or doing things that everyone knows the truth.

Cheng Yuan had dealt with those people in junior high school and knew some of the darker aspects of school life.

Therefore, knowing how to discern protects oneself.

In his eyes, the people in Class 1 were more like a bunch of idiots with no common sense.

Their relationship wasn't complicated, which is why he decided to expose it.

Cheng Yuan felt that Teacher Lin Aoshuang was right; he hadn't reached the point where he couldn't survive, so doing these things was somewhat...
Putting the cart before the horse.

Soon, the water and sausages were packed up.

The three of them each carried a portion back to the classroom, with Cheng Yuan carrying the most.

When Cheng Yuan arrived at the podium and saw that everyone was looking at him, he looked slightly flustered.

"Um... I didn't mean to write everyone down, the homeroom teacher made me do it!"

He lowered his head and sighed.

"Some people in my class could tell that my family was not well-off, and that was indeed the case. My father gambled, my mother ran away, my grandmother was bedridden, and we relied on my grandfather's meager allowance to survive. I also had a younger brother who was not in school."

"The homeroom teacher said that if I help him supervise, I can use the teacher's meal card. I didn't want to, but I had no choice. I'm really sorry. This is my apology to everyone."

After Cheng Yuan finished speaking, he didn't look at anyone and started distributing sports drinks and grilled sausages.

Yu Bin and Ma Liang watched from the sidelines and could clearly see that the classmates who were originally hostile to Cheng Yuan quickly turned to sympathy and pity.

She even felt a bit guilty and embarrassed, finding it hard to accept Cheng Yuan's apology!
"Wow, that's awesome!" Yu Bin exclaimed, then shouted:
"Everyone, come and get your food yourselves. It was all bought with the homeroom teacher's meal card. You might as well eat it."

"Damn it, you should have said so earlier! I was the one who felt unwell just now," a boy grumbled as he came up.

Li Yan was surprised to find himself entitled to a share of the compensation.

In his original memory, Cheng Yuan was not reported during his three years of high school.

But the results did indeed slip as Lin Aoshuang had predicted, though they didn't fall out of the top class; it seemed Li Ping had forced them to stay.

Most students were easy to please. Cheng Yuan bought them some sports drinks and grilled sausages, and explained why.

Many people have forgiven him, and some have even helped him to criticize Li Ping.

Li Ping suffered an undeserved misfortune, but he probably doesn't care anymore.

Zhu Gelin sat in his seat, holding Cheng Yuan's apology in his hand, his expression quite strange.

Suddenly I wasn't so smug anymore!
But an apology is out of the question.

He was also affected; if he wasn't affected, why would he cause trouble?

After thinking about it, he decided to treat them as normal classmates.

So suddenly, during class, he said, "Thanks."

Li Yan withdrew his divine sense from that direction, feeling a bit bored.

Beside him, Mei Mengqian nudged him, and on his fair wrist, there was still a watch drawn with a black pen.

Why can't I get it off?

Mei Mengqian pointed to her wrist; she had made a visible mark, but hadn't managed to remove it.

Zhu Zhu's too!
Li Yan must have secretly switched the pen; it was one of those prank pens.

Since the last class was biology anyway, it didn't matter whether she listened or not; it was the same as reading the textbook herself. So Mei Mengqian approached Li Yan.

"You have to lick it first."

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian subconsciously raised her wrist and gently licked the skin around her joint.

Her pink little tongue flickered slightly, like a cat licking its fur, which was quite adorable.

She rubbed it again with her hands, but it didn't come off at all.

"Liar."

Li Yan coughed and whispered:

"You're too fast. I didn't finish what I was saying. I need to lick it."

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian immediately withdrew her hand, and a blush spread from her neck to her face and then to her ears.

She was like a spring flower that had suddenly bloomed, shy yet beautiful.

"You're a pervert! I'm going to tell Zhuzhu!"

"What's the point of telling her? Does that mean she can escape?"

Mei Mengqian immediately gave a soft snort; she was no longer the person she used to be.

Clench your fist, throw a punch, and deliver an elbow strike to teach that bullying bastard a lesson!
"Snapped!"

When her small hand was pinched, Mei Mengqian felt as if heat was hitting the back of her hand, so she quickly pulled her hand away.

Work hard!

No twitching.

The next moment, I felt a chill on the back of my hand.

Mei Mengqian suddenly widened her eyes, leaned on the table, and seemed to be rolling her eyes at the top of her head.

Wait, something doesn't seem right.

This coolness is real, unlike the coolness on the tongue.

She quietly turned her head, suddenly so angry she wanted to elbow him again.

On the back of her originally fair hand, a little pig had been drawn.

A silly laugh!

(End of this chapter)