I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Isn't Chapter 234 funny?
As the new day begins, Li Yan can sense that Jiang Yingzhu and the other two are secretly plotting something.

However, he pretended not to know.

With his arms crossed, Li Yan leaned against the kitchen doorway, looking at the chaotic scene inside, which he found somewhat amusing.

"You can't even bake a cake properly, what a silly little pig."

Inside the kitchen, Hua Junshu, who was meticulously studying how to make a cake, and Mengmeng, who was kneading dough with Zhuzhu and ended up covered in flour, both looked at Jiang Yingzhu with strange expressions.

"Will the cake made by the little pig taste the same?"

"Do you want to die!"

Jiang Yingzhu was utterly embarrassed. She brandished her fists, which were covered in batter, and charged at Li Yan!
It's one thing to be caught secretly making a cake with Mengmeng, since they grew up together.

Trying to surprise people is just plain awkward.

The key point is that this guy says some strange things.

"boom!"

The door was closed, and Li Yan fled directly to the second floor, leaving Jiang Yingzhu standing at the door, raising her fist covered in white flour.

"Mad!"

"I'm going to add chili to the noodles, enough to kill him with the spiciness!"

Mei Mengqian squeezed her hands; her fair fingers were completely invisible, and her fingertips were covered with slightly yellowish batter.

"Zhuzhu, I think we need to learn how to knead dough first."

At this moment, Hua Junshu, who had already finished watching the cake tutorial, walked over.

"I'll knead the dough; you have more important tasks."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu's face fell, yet she also felt a little expectant.

I'm a little reluctant to give up such a fun activity. I didn't expect that getting the flour wet would be so much fun. I wish I hadn't played with mud when I was a kid!
"What kind of mission, senior?"

"Buy an oven." Hua Junshu said seriously, "You need an oven to make cakes, and we don't have one. Putting it in a steamer will only result in steamed buns."

"Hmm, let's go buy it tomorrow since it's a holiday. There's no evening self-study session on Friday."

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes lit up. Great! She could play all night and wouldn't have to do this stupid job tomorrow.

After thinking for a moment, she suddenly had an idea and raised her hands, which were covered in a thick layer of batter.

"Senior, do you think if we light a brazier and I bake it like this, I can bake two palm-shaped pancakes?"

"Zhuzhu, will it be cooked?" Mei Mengqian felt a wave of dizziness after hearing this; she figured she was definitely going to be dragged into performance art.

How can you eat something that's not cooked properly?

"I meant you'll get used to it!"

"It's alright, you are what you eat. You made an unprecedented steamed bun with meat."

Hua Junshu made a joke, but seeing that neither of them laughed, he fell into deep thought. Wasn't it funny?

She steered the conversation back on track, using the academic prowess of a top student to divert attention.

"This method is impossible. Baking the batter requires a temperature of 80 to 100 degrees Celsius. At high temperatures, the moisture evaporates, the flour dries out, cracks, and falls off, and there may be a lot of dust, which is excellent fuel."

Hua Junshu looked at Jiang Yingzhu's hands, half-jokingly trying to scare her.

"So, your hands might explode, or turn into two burning torches!"

"Ah!? Then I'd better not!"

Jiang Yingzhu withdrew her hand. It would make her laugh out loud if such bad luck happened to a stranger.

Although this idea is not very good.

Mei Mengqian also breathed a sigh of relief; she was really afraid that Zhuzhu would try it.

"What about the noodles we have?"

"Let's wash it off, Mengmeng, let's wash it together."

"Well."

The night quietly ended; it was Friday.

At seven o'clock, Li Yan led Jiang Yingzhu into the classroom.

As soon as she sat down, Yu Qingya turned around and started talking to Mei Mengqian.

"Mengmeng, you're ten minutes late again. The biology teacher just came to check on you."

"Oh." Mei Mengqian nodded. After getting used to it over this period of time, she was no longer embarrassed about getting special treatment.

"Did the biology teacher not collect the homework?"

"No."

"That's good."

Mei Mengqian nodded. She had a top student like her senior tutoring her, and there was an even more academically gifted person at home.

In her eyes, the biology teacher was just someone who graded homework.

After spending a lot of time with someone, she also became a bit arrogant in some ways.

It's not entirely her fault; the top students in the class also ignored the biology teacher because his lectures were really incompetent. Li Yan took out the September Sky comic book he had finished reading from his drawer and turned to push it to Xiao Shuai behind him.

"Please return it to Ye Daijia behind you."

To be honest, Li Yan wished he hadn't finished reading it.

The plot is too disjointed.

"OK, OK!" Xiao Shuai was rushing to finish his homework, filling in ABC while sneaking a peek.

"Wow! September, my childhood."

Xiao Shuai and Li Yan were in the same situation; they didn't finish watching it either.

He took one of the seven thick bound volumes and put it on the table, then gave the other six to the students behind him.

Having just transferred the copyright, Zhang Wei pulled out a copy, saying, "Let me take a look too."

Xiao Shuai didn't care. "Let's see. Brother Ye and I are friends."

"Old Xu, pass this on to Ye Daijia. Tell him I want to borrow a copy."

Lao Xu is a guy who looks mature and sits next to Wang Zhenyu. He's a bit of a closet pervert.

"I've never seen a September day before."

"If you haven't seen it, go check it out. The women in it are incredibly beautiful."

"I'm not interested in what kind of woman she is, I'm just criticizing her."

Old Xu took the first book down, thought for a moment, then took another one and gave the remaining two books to the student in the last row, asking him to pass them on to Ye Daijia next to him.

"Just so you know, I borrowed a few books from Xiaoshuai to read."

Upon hearing this, the classmate also kept a copy. He remembered that there was a scene of Mo Yuanyuan on one of the pages.

Attend biology classes to learn biological knowledge.

Only then was the last volume handed over to Ye Daijia.

"Brother Ye!"

Ye Daijia was dozing off when she heard someone call her, and she instinctively turned her head.

Then I saw the comic book I had brought, which I had originally intended to use to show off.

Li Yan borrowed it, which made him feel like he had succeeded in showing off.

"Why is there only one copy?"

"Oh, I borrowed it from Lao Xu Xiaoshuai."

"I haven't even looked at it yet," Ye Daijia muttered, feeling embarrassed to ask for it, since they were friends after all.

Just then, Ling Ningshan, who was sitting in front of him, turned her head curiously and saw the comic book.

"Hey, I haven't read this book before, Ye Daijia, could you lend it to me?"

Ling Ningshan has a round face, fair and clean-cut, and looks very cute; she belongs to the sweet girl type.

Ye Daijia is currently pursuing another girl, and he plans to switch to her after failing with this one.

Hearing this, he was naturally happy to accept, "No problem, take it, you can watch it for as long as you want."

"Really? Thanks." Ling Ningshan smiled at him.

"You're welcome, you're welcome!"

Seeing this, Ye Daijia's heart melted; it was the first time a girl he liked had smiled at him.

Hu Weiwen rolled his eyes. "He's not a guy, he's already taken a liking to someone."

Bi Gan had a heart with seven orifices, but you, my deskmate, have a heart full of orifices!

After Ye Daijia finished speaking, she asked, "By the way, Ling Ningshan, do you have a boyfriend?"

"Huh?" Ling Ningshan immediately broke out in a cold sweat. It was just a book she borrowed, why was she being asked such a question?

She had heard rumors about Ye, so she said, "No, I come from a bad family. My sister said that whoever wants to marry me will have to give each of them ten million."

"Oh, that's true, after all, you two depend on each other for survival."

Ye Daijia nodded. "By the way, can we add each other on QQ? I'd like to come over for barbecue sometime."

"Oh." Ling Ningshan reluctantly took out her phone.

Seeing the immense pressure from his family background and the bride price, the fat man in front of him remained unmoved.

She had no choice but to give up and let him bother her for a week.

Seriously, the guys in the back row are so immature, all they do is date or play porn.

High school, is this the time to be doing these things?

It can't be that universities are doing this, and people only get involved when someone dies.

"I don't know when the seats will be changed. This spot is not good for looking at the blackboard."

Wu Wu sighed deeply, craning her neck but still unable to see the daily schedule on the other side of the blackboard.

(End of this chapter)