I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 225 There's another idiot.

Urban management officers are always a nightmare for street vendors.

Li Yan clearly remembers that Huangcheng started to promote sanitation and civility in recent years.

Not to mention bustling areas like People's Square, even street stalls in some old residential areas can't survive.

The fried potato stall he often ate at near the No. 6 Middle School was like that.

At first, they set up their stall on the main road, then moved to a small road inside a residential area, and later rented a small shop.

Actually, he felt that doing business in the county town was good enough, since the cost of living in Gouba was unusually high, and the service was outrageous.

If my uncle does something serious, it shouldn't be too bad.

He might get beaten up; Li Yan observed at least ten instances of vicious competition.

However, the younger uncle had his own considerations, and Li Yan was not one to meddle in other people's business.

Arriving at the foot of Feiyun Mountain, I opened the door of the small building for my uncle's family.

"It really is a small building."

"The decoration here is impressive, much better than where we live."

"I wonder how much it will cost. Maybe we should buy one too. It's not good to always live in our hometown."

The uncle and aunt were whispering to each other when they saw a girl come out of the house and greet Li Yan.

"???"

The two men were immediately stunned.

Then Li Yan said:

"This is my friend. He rents a place here and goes to school nearby."

"Oh, oh." Li Jianwen and Yu Yuehong nodded, looking bewildered.

But what they really wanted to do was fool people. Would any woman really feel comfortable moving in like this?
At the same time, they were secretly astonished.

One reason is that the interior decoration here is more beautiful; they don't know how to describe it.

It feels like something elegant in its ordinariness, simple yet sophisticated.

Another one is what Li Yan's mother said during the Chinese New Year.

I thought it was just a joke, but it turns out it might actually be true.

This guy really isn't close to those three girls?!
Although Hana Junshu is aloof, he is not impolite.

Upon seeing the guest, who was a relative of Li Yan, after exchanging greetings, he immediately went to pour tea.

"Uncle, Auntie, have some tea. Little friend, this is for you."

Hua Junshu handed over a bottle of Want Want Milk.

It was given to me by Qinbao next door.

She didn't like it; it was too sweet.

"Thank you, my dear." Li Jianwen forced a smile.

He felt a little awkward; this girl had such a strong presence.

Yu Yuehong looked Hua Junshu up and down a few times, secretly surprised.

Her face is almost as pretty as Zhuzhu's.

Her figure is simply stunning.

She would be the first to disbelieve that Li Yan had no feelings for this girl.

Are kids these days so open-minded?
All she wants to do now is take out her phone and talk about this in the family group chat.

Bigamy is illegal!

Didn't Li Yan's mother say there was another one? Why haven't I seen him? Does he not live here?
Two days later, having basically figured out the situation in Huangcheng and found a place to stay, Li Yan's uncle's family was about to leave Li Yan's house.

Then, as he had hoped, he saw Mei Mengqian returning with her suitcase.

The two middle-aged men were stunned once again.

Three of them! Living together?!?
"This child probably has lung heat," Li Jianwen shook his head and sighed. "How can he handle so much?"

"Don't use your filthy thoughts to judge others. The three of them might actually be friends," Yu Yuehong said thoughtfully.

After all, it would be too unbelievable and inconceivable if all three of them were unclear about the situation.

"I'm a man, don't I understand?!"

"What, are you envious?" Yu Yuehong's eyes gradually turned dangerous.

“I didn’t say that,” Li Jianwen immediately surrendered.

Yu Yuehong snorted softly, "Never mind what Li Yan is like. If your son doesn't bring back someone who's even a tenth as good as any of them, that would be great!"

Although Mei Mengqian's appearance surprised Li Jianwen's family.

But they didn't stay any longer and chose to leave.

Whether it's transferring a child to a new school or preparing for a new job, both require time.

Mei Mengqian greeted the two adults with a bit of confusion, then looked at Li Yan with some bewilderment.

"Am I scary? Why are your uncle and the others walking so fast?"

"They want to start their own business."

"Oh." Mei Mengqian nodded, naturally not thinking that her career was more important than others'.

"I brought you New Year's gifts."

She took three seashell pendants out of her pocket.

"I found this when I was in Sanya, and had it made like this." "Thank you, Mengmeng."

Jiang Yingzhu thanked her and immediately picked up a seashell that caught her eye, examining it closely.

Li Yan and Hua Junshu each chose one and played with it in their hands.

Seeing that they liked it, Mei Mengqian smiled happily and looked down at Xiao Sanhua, who was rummaging through her suitcase.

"There are gifts for Laba Festival too!"

She opened her small suitcase and took out a few leaves.

"Ta-da! Here are some coconut leaves from Hainan. Take them and play with them on Laba Festival."

"And this too, dried anchovies!"

She took out a jar of dried fish that looked like it was specially made for cats and placed it in front of Laba Festival.

"Meow!"

"Well, you're welcome."

She seemed to understand cat language, but in reality, Laba was more curious about the box she had opened.

He called out, but when she wouldn't move aside, he squeezed through the gap between her legs.

Mei Mengqian went back to her room to put her things away, and then Jiang Yingzhu pulled her aside to chat about her experiences during the Spring Festival these past few days.

That's when I found out she went to Hainan with her mother when she was in the third year of junior high school.

The group counted down the days until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.

On the Lantern Festival, Li Yan and his friends enjoyed a delicious meal while watching a movie, holding steaming hot glutinous rice balls in their hands.

"Wait! Let me take a picture first. This is my first time making tangyuan (sweet rice balls)," Jiang Yingzhu said.

So the group stopped and waited for her to finish taking the picture. Mengmeng said, "Zhuzhu, send me a copy later."

"Oh, you little rascal!"

"Meow." On the coffee table, the little calico cat looked at them with longing in her eyes; she wanted to eat too.

Li Yan picked up a small piece of glutinous rice ball skin for him.

Laba leaned in and licked it, then immediately recoiled from the heat.

They began to outwit and outmaneuver the glutinous rice ball skin.

Jiang Yingzhu took out her phone to take a picture with a smile, when suddenly a "ding-dong" sound came out.

Li Yan took out his phone and glanced at it; someone had tagged him.

Ye Daijia spoke in the class group chat.

"@Yan, class monitor, do you still remember your winter break homework? I think I forgot. Did you do it?"

Li Yan waited a moment, and sure enough, someone spoke up for him.

Cheng Yuan: "Shabi!"

Yu Bin: "@Cheng Yuan, that's going too far. He was just asking about the homework. I know it's a set of 53 math problems."

Ye Daijia sent an exclamation mark.

"And another thing, five essays for Chinese language class," Xiao Shuai added.

"Yes, I just finished my Chinese test today, and I haven't even finished the ten English test papers yet," Ma Liang said.

Ye Daijia made a terrified expression.

"I didn't touch a single word, so how come there are so many? Where are the others? And why don't I have the test paper?"

Zhang Wei chimed in, "I didn't touch it either. I remember there were ten test papers for both arts and sciences. We found the test papers ourselves; the teacher didn't hand them out."

Ye Daijia cried, "How can there be so many? School starts the day after tomorrow! I'll pay a thousand yuan for anyone who writes one!"

Yang Xiong: smirking
Chen Xiyuan: squinting smile

Hu Weiwen: A sly smile

Soon, Lin Yufan, Yu Bing, Guo Cailing, and others joined in.

Jiang Yingzhu: @Yan, something terrible has happened, Li Yan! We haven't done our homework! (Panic emoji)

Li Yan glanced at Jiang Yingzhu, whose shoulders were trembling, and Mei Mengqian, who was trying hard to suppress her laughter.

There are so many good people in this world!
He sent a message.

"It's okay, I don't need to pay."

Seeing this, Liu Ming, the sports committee member who had been underwater, stepped forward and sent a voice message with a somewhat hesitant question.

"There's winter break homework? How come I didn't know?"

"Look everyone, there's another idiot," Xiao Shuai announced.

At this moment, Ye Hui came out to prove that there was no homework for the winter vacation.

The bizarre farce has come to an end.

"Hahaha, your class is so much fun, oh no, I mean our class." Jiang Yingzhu laughed so hard she was shaking as she held her phone.

"I'm kind of looking forward to the start of school."

One day later, it was the first day of school.

Jiang Yingzhu was woken up by the alarm clock and shouted.

"Ugh—, I don't want to go to school."

(End of this chapter)