I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 223 Do you want me to sleep with you?
"Fried skewers? If they're really as good as you say, then why don't other people make this brand?"

The aunt, who had been listening in the whole time, questioned.

Before Li Yan could speak, his uncle waved his hand.

"Long hair, short wit. You didn't know stinky tofu was delicious before you even tried it?"

"They sell them everywhere, how could I not know?!"

Her uncle was too lazy to talk to her anymore, and even Li Bao felt a little embarrassed.

However, their conversation made the uncle, who had been pondering Li Yan's words and was somewhat hesitant, light up and seem to have made a decision.

Actually, he wanted to make barbecue, and when he asked Li Yan, he just wanted to get approval.

Unexpectedly, there was a pleasant surprise!
My uncle started discussing where would be a good place to open a shop.

"I'm going to the restroom."

Li Yan didn't continue to participate; if he got involved too much, it would be troublesome if everyone had to come to him for everything.

He's a lazy person by nature, and what he hates most is trouble.

It was already 11:30 p.m., and the night outside was deep, but every house was brightly lit.

The sound of firecrackers could be heard in the distance, and sporadic sky rockets could be seen exploding into brilliant fireworks against the black background.

Li Yan threw out the flying shuttle, swiped two boxes of fireworks from next door, left two red bills, and headed towards Huangcheng.

On the way, he took out his phone and called Hua Junshu.

Two beeps, and the call was connected.

"Hey?"

A slightly puzzled and wary voice came through; the senior student clearly didn't understand why he would call at this time.

They might also worry that he might suddenly say something strange.

Just like with Jiang Yingzhu.

"Shushu, are you asleep?"

Fortunately, Li Yan did not suggest doing that.

"No, I'm watching the Spring Festival Gala."

"Oh, I was watching too. Did the senior set off fireworks over there?"

"The one next door had it, but I didn't buy it."

"Then I'll set it off with my senior."

Upon hearing this, Hua Junshu was puzzled, but the calico cat that was lying on his lap suddenly stood up, jumped to the ground, and ran to the door to squat down in a few steps.

Upon seeing this, she was slightly taken aback, a strange guess forming in her mind, but she worried that she was overthinking it.

Perhaps Laba just misses him.

But the next moment, the sound of a key locking the door rang out, and the tightly closed door was opened.

Li Yan strolled in.

Hua Junshu opened his mouth, wanting to blame him, but knew he shouldn't; he wanted to thank him, but knew it was too distant; he wanted to act normally, but his heart was pounding like a drum.

The words were on the tip of her tongue, but suddenly turned into a sound—

"Meow?"

Little Laba, who had pounced on Li Yan's lap, turned its head in confusion.

Li Yan was also slightly taken aback, and then smiled.

"No laughing."

Hua Junshu's cold expression shattered completely. His fair, jade-like face flushed a rare blush. He clenched his hands, lowered his head, and searched the ground as if looking for a place to crawl into.

"I'm not laughing."

Li Yan, with a tense expression, coughed twice and glanced at the Spring Festival Gala on TV, which had already begun its countdown.

"Shushu, let's go outside and set off fireworks."

".good."

Hua Junshu pursed his lips and sat up from his seat, but the blush on his face did not diminish; instead, it grew even more intense.

Li Yan rarely saw his senior sister so shy.

My senior is so good at hiding her emotions; her face always shows a very calm expression.

So much so that people who don't know her well might think she has facial paralysis or is a bit old-fashioned.

Once outside, Hua Junshu didn't see a car, but only three boxes of fireworks in the center of the yard.

The boy, tall and slender, crouched down in the moonlight and lamplight, with the shadowy, undulating mountains looming in front of him.

A flame ignited in his hand, setting off three boxes of fireworks in succession.

shhhhhh! ! !
A high-pitched shriek appeared, shooting into the sky, and bright fireworks exploded in the moonlit sky, beautiful and dreamlike, turning the desolate night by the mountainside into a lively scene.

Hua Junshu pursed his lips, and couldn't help but raise his phone and press the shutter.

Click!

The camera faithfully recorded the boy walking towards them, the cat leaping into his arms, and the lively night sky and desolate mountains behind them.

"Taking pictures secretly? I caught you." Li Yan walked to her side with a smile and put down the comforted Laba.

"Ah."

Hua Junshu glanced at him, the flames reflected in his eyes scattering into a vast sea of ​​stars.

"Then I'll capture you too."

She reached out and grabbed Li Yan's hand, then suddenly stood on tiptoe and leaned against him.

"Forces are reciprocal, and I will always be there."

The last three words she spoke were very soft, so soft that only she could hear them.

Next door, Zhou Qinqin was slightly taken aback when she heard the sound of fireworks.

"This young lady is quite cool setting off fireworks all by herself."

She stepped onto the balcony and saw a man and a woman embracing under a sky full of fireworks.

The girl raised her head and they intertwined their necks.

Zhou Qinqin's eyes widened suddenly, and she covered herself with her hands to study it, peeking through her fingers like a primary school student.

"Happy New Year." Hua Junshu stood up straight again, his once calm mind now only filled with a hazy heat, and a blush spread across his face and neck.

She didn't know if it was past midnight, but for her, it was already the new year.

"I'm going back to sleep. That was a New Year's gift, to thank you for spending New Year's Eve with me. Don't overthink it! Be careful on your way back."

After saying that, she fled into the house like a whirlwind.

Li Yan didn't chase after them, scratching his head in confusion.

No matter how I start over, I'm still being pushed back.

but
He turned his head and looked at a teacher named Qinqin.

Zhou Qinqin silently made a sewing motion on her mouth.

And in his eyes, there was only a longing for gossip.

The lights in the house were turned off, and Li Yan stepped into the darkness, throwing out his flying shuttle and fleeing.

I glanced at the time; it was exactly midnight.

Without fireworks, he can fly even faster.

So he took out his phone and sent a message to Mengmeng.

"Look outside."

Mei Mengqian was outside at that moment, watching the children playing with sparklers downstairs.

Upon receiving the message, she looked up and saw a huge firework explode in the sky ahead.

The fireworks were more dazzling and brilliant than usual, forming the shape of a plum blossom.

Immediately afterwards, a message came through on my phone.

She lowered her head only after the fireworks had faded.

"Happy New Year!"

Mei Mengqian smiled and suddenly felt less regretful about not having anyone to play with the fireworks with.

She replied with a "Happy New Year" and a red envelope.

The red envelope automatically selected an amount of 520, and Mei Mengqian's face immediately flushed. She changed it to 666.

In the sky, Li Yan had already approached the East River.

This was the first time he had traveled at full speed, and he hadn't expected to be able to do it so quickly.

As for that firework just now, it was released entirely using spiritual power.

It's quite simple; just make the spiritual energy glow and control it to fly out of the corresponding trajectory.

Upon arriving in the county town, Li Yan went directly to the vicinity of Jiang Yingzhu's house and set up a simple firework spell, using an array to delay its release.

He went to Jiang Yingzhu's house and greeted Jiang Ye, Jiang Ting, and his older brothers and sisters.

Of course, Jiang Yingzhu's grandparents were also present.

"I'm asking Jiang Yingzhu to set off fireworks."

"Alright, alright, it's kind of you to have come all this way."

Grandpa Jiang chuckled as one of his grandsons ran upstairs and shouted at Jiang Yingzhu's door:

"Sister Zhuzhu, the person who called you 'baby' is here!"

"You look like you're about to get beaten up!!"

The people outside immediately ran away.

Rural houses aren't soundproof, so Jiang Yingzhu had already heard Li Yan's voice.

She was somewhat pleased, but the power of social death still lingered.

And every New Year's Eve reminds me of the time when my mother was still alive. I would take her to cook delicious food, play with fireworks, and talk about our plans for the Spring Festival.

This made him even more upset, especially with Old Deng below him who annoyed him with just a glance!

I mentally prepared myself before going out.

Once downstairs, she grabbed Li Yan and headed towards the fields behind.

"What are you here for?"

"We're setting off fireworks, I prepared them for you."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu glanced at him and crossed her arms.

"The cycad is blooming?"

"You're being so kind? You haven't done anything to betray me, have you?!"

“Of course,” Li Yan coughed, “no.”

He pointed to the sky and said, "Look."

"Shhhhhh!"

As the sound of fireworks rang out, Jiang Yingzhu looked up and saw a swaying display of firework and bamboo shadows appearing in the air.

She was initially touched, thinking that this guy was not bad.

However, immediately afterward, more points of light shot into the sky, forming—

Happy New Year, Bamboo Baby!

A few annoying guys were laughing loudly in the front yard. Jiang Yingzhu gritted her teeth and looked at Li Yan.

"Are you asking for it?!"

"You know, there is a bit."

At times, this person is truly shameless. Jiang Yingzhu suddenly pounced on him and punched him.

Bang bang bang!
Feeling much better, Jiang Yingzhu temporarily forgave the person.

Then he took out a bracelet made of hair and red thread, put it in Li Yan's hand, tilted his head, and looked at the darkening night sky, saying:

"This is a New Year's gift to keep you safe. It wasn't specially made for you. Take it and go now, I want to sleep!"

Do you want me to sleep with you?

Jiang Yingzhu's face darkened. Was this person specifically here to bring her bad luck? She pointed in the direction of the Li family.

"Labour and Capital Shu Daoshan!"

(End of this chapter)