I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 213 Duplicity
Li Yan handed the three portions of potatoes to the three women, then went to the balcony of his room to retrieve his phone.

Upon opening, unsurprisingly, it's a lock screen.

It's still patterned.

Li Yan experimented with several of the simplest and most common methods.

On the fourth try, a Z-shaped pattern unlocked the screen.

He checked this person's QQ and Fetion accounts and found that the person was normal and had no history of catching cats.

Modern mobile phones don't even have hidden home screens yet, let alone this no-name brand one I have.

Li Yan checked the text messages again, and they were equally unremarkable.

A typical unemployed person is someone who, apart from 10086 checking in on him every month and reminding him to pay his phone bill, is ignored by everyone else.

Li Yan flipped through the pages again and found Douyin.

Chat logs were found on Douyin.

The man's nickname is "Past Events Like the Wind," and the person opposite him is called "Mother Cockroach."

Li Yan scrolled through the chat history and got a general idea of ​​the situation.

The female cockroach must have seen Zhuzhu's video and wanted to buy Laba.

The man saw the offer of five thousand.

This man lived nearby and had seen Laba while he was out and about. He might have also seen Jiang Yingzhu and others.

So he contacted the female cockroach online and said he could make a deal.

When Li Yan discovered that his WeChat and Alipay accounts were empty, he knew what had happened.

The man was certainly despicable, but he had already learned his lesson, thanks to that cold shower.

Given his health, he's likely to fall ill.

He couldn't let the female cockroach go either; he wanted to see if there was a cockroach on the other side.

"There's a mole inside. Terminate the deal."

Li Yan sent the message using a man's account.

I received a reply very quickly.

"What's the meaning."

Instantly, the Heavenly Net spell took effect, and Li Yan pinpointed the location and appearance of the female cockroach.

A burly man with a buzz cut and tattoos on his face was frowning as he held his phone.

"What does this guy mean? If we get that cat and use it for marketing, we're guaranteed to make money."

The man with the buzz cut was thinking when he suddenly noticed a strange smell coming from the computer in front of him, followed by a loud bang.

Flames, carrying broken pieces, shot towards him.

Li Yan taught the female cockroach a lesson, then casually crushed his phone into a pile of scraps and threw it into the trash can.

At the same time, he noticed that the man who had jumped into the water earlier had come ashore and returned home.

His house is located on the street opposite Li Yan's house.

No wonder I've seen Laba Festival before.

Having already taught the other party a lesson, Li Yan decided to ignore it.

He went outside and ate the potato chips that the three girls couldn't finish.

Then he began to practice.

The next morning, Li Yan visited Grandpa Qin's breakfast stall.

I spent the morning writing and playing games.

The senior student is still in seclusion editing, but of course, it's not a seclusion where she neglects sleep and meals.

However, aside from eating and normal activities, the senior student spent most of her time editing.

Compared to recording videos of Zhuzhu, it's much simpler; you can just shoot a short clip.

At only two months old, Laba is at a rather silly age, and likes to chase his own tail.

Biting things,
Sometimes it bites its own paws and then cries out loudly.

Mei Mengqian, on the other hand, was reading or watching movies by herself; everyone had their own things to do.

Jiang Yingzhu ordered takeout for lunch.

This guy felt bad about letting his senior cook for him all the time.

But this person is so lazy that he won't do anything unless you ask him to.

"I'm bored at home. Let's go out this afternoon and go fishing. I want to drink fish soup."

"Will we be able to catch anything?" Hua Junshu asked worriedly, though she had no objection to going out for a walk.

"Why don't you buy a few and I'll cook them for you? I often see people fishing in the park by the river, but they don't catch anything after fishing all afternoon."

She paused, then shook her head and said, "Sometimes the big fish are right next to them." "It's alright, Li Yan is a great fisherman," Jiang Yingzhu clapped her hands.

"He'll definitely be able to catch it."

"I won't let you eat the fish I catch."

"You're so annoying." Jiang Yingzhu punched him.

After the meal, Li Yan cut down four bamboo stalks in the nearby woods and made them into bamboo poles.

At this moment, Jiang Yingzhu and Hua Junshu, along with Mei Mengqian who looked on with curiosity, arrived with earthworms they had dug up from the ground and a small stool they had borrowed from elsewhere.

Their actions were spotted by Zhou Qinqin, a female teacher who prefers to stay at home, who immediately appeared on the balcony.

Are you going fishing by the river?

“Yes, teacher, do you want to come along?” Jiang Yingzhu asked.

"No, thank you." Zhou Qinqin shook her head; she preferred to stay home and sleep.

"The fish along the river have all been raised to be smarter. If you want to eat them, you might as well just buy some."

"Teacher, if we can catch it, we'll treat you to dinner tonight."

"Thank you then," Zhou Qinqin said with a smile, but she didn't believe it at all.

"Li Yan, remember this: if you're going to hook a big fish, Teacher Qin will be stuffed to death."

Mei Mengqian looked puzzled, feeling that there seemed to be something wrong with what he said, but it also seemed like there was nothing wrong with it.

Because we had a lot of things to carry, we borrowed Grandpa Qin's three-wheeled vehicle.

"Grandpa, we'll give you a few fish when we catch them."

"Haha, no, no, no."

Grandpa Qin shook his head and chuckled as he pushed his three-wheeled motorcycle forward.

"Who among you is riding? Do you know how to ride?"

"Yes." Jiang Yingzhu nodded.

After discussing it with Li Yan, they finally decided that Jiang Yingzhu would drive, along with Hua Junshu, Mei Mengqian, and a bunch of tools.

Li Yan, acting as the lead rider, followed on his bicycle.

"I think there's room even if I'm added."

“No, we are the Sisters Knights!” Jiang Yingzhu looked him up and down and chuckled.

"You can join us if you want, as long as you become one of our sisters, isn't that simple?"

"I'm going to Jiang Yingzhu, have some decency."

"It's just that I asked you to wear women's clothes, what's wrong with that? You can think of it as cosplay. Don't you really like cosplay?"

"Don't slander me, when did I ever like you?" Li Yan rolled his eyes.

“You’re just saying one thing and meaning another,” Mei Mengqian said, sitting in the back of the truck.

Upon hearing this, Hua Junshu looked at Li Yan with a curious gaze.

"You like cosplay, who have you cosplayed as?"

"I don't like it," Li Yan reiterated expressionlessly.

Just then, a child suddenly darted out from the intersection ahead.

Seeing that they were about to crash, Li Yan didn't apply the brakes. Amid the exclamations of the child and the adults, he accelerated slightly, grabbed the child by the back of the neck, and placed him directly on the horizontal bar in front of him.

"Go! Hurry, let's find a place to sell this child!"

Li Yan's voice was so loud that another child chasing after him on the side of the road was so frightened that he froze on the spot.

Instantly, all sorts of rumors about child abduction that his parents had told him popped into his little head.

"Wow! Xiao Xiao has been arrested!"

Watching the tricycle and bicycle disappear into the distance, he suddenly burst into tears.

Several pedestrians nearby were also shocked. Just as they took out their phones, they saw the young people place Xiao Xiao in the hands of a candied hawthorn vendor on the roadside.

I also took a few strings of candied hawthorns.

"Xiao Xiao has been sold!"

The child who hadn't seen the payment cried out, then suddenly stopped, blinking as he looked at Xiao Xiao, who was following the candied hawthorn grandpa, who still had a string of candied hawthorns in his hand.

Just then, a middle-aged woman who was looking after the two of them came over.

"See, Kobayashi? This is what happens when you're kidnapped. Will you still run off like that next time?!"

"Auntie, if I'm kidnapped, can I be sold to someone who makes candied hawthorns?"

The woman's vision went black, and she lectured, "Those older brothers and sisters were just joking with Xiao Xiao. Normally, if someone is abducted, they would only be sold to monsters, monsters that eat children."

(End of this chapter)