I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 205 Senior's Selfie

After finishing his tasks, Li Yan returned to his room.

Take out your phone and see if anyone has sent you a message.

Jiang Yingzhu asked him at 2:10 if he had arrived.

Li Yan didn't reply; he was teasing the old man at the time.

Half an hour later, Li Yan received an inquiry from Mei Mengqian, but still did not reply, as he was chatting with his grandfather at that time.

Another half hour later, the senior student sent a question mark.

He still didn't reply; he was still chatting with his grandfather at that time.

"I can reply now," Li Yan sent to the group. "Arrived. Did you miss me?"

Li Yan wasn't worried about not getting a reply; at least he had replied.

ten minutes later.

Drop drop!
Three QQ notifications should sound simultaneously. Jiang Yingzhu sent a "I'll kill you" emoji, followed by one or two screenshots.

Li Yan didn't need to click to see; with his eyesight, he immediately recognized it as a chat window between him, Mengmeng, and Shushu.

A bad feeling suddenly arose in his heart.

"That's sloppy."

He looked down.

Mei Mengqian posted a sweating soybean emoji, followed by two screenshots.

It was sent to Zhuzhu and Shushu by him.

Li Yan twitched the corner of his mouth and clicked on the last one.

Hua Junshu didn't send an emoji, but sent six dots.

Below are two screenshots of his chat with Zhuzhu and Mengmeng.

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Li Yan replied with six dots, then long-pressed his own message.

Withdraw! Why can't we withdraw?

Well, thinking about it carefully, he didn't post anything particularly outrageous.

Li Yan replied with a question mark to Mei Mengqian and Jiang Yingzhu.

Just pretend you don't know what they're trying to say.

Bamboo: We've decided to ignore you for eight hours.
Bamboo: Go play by yourself.
It seems quite serious. Li Yan glanced at the time.

I expect I'll feel better after a good night's sleep.

So he practiced for two hours first, and then went to sleep.

When Li Yan woke up the next day, he ate a breakfast made from the leftovers.

Then I dealt with the neighbors on both sides outside.

"What a handsome young man! Do you have a girlfriend yet?" said the auntie who runs the small supermarket next door.

"No, I'm still in high school." Li Yan gave an awkward and impolite smile.

The emojis are already saying, "I don't want to talk to you guys, get out of my way."

But she seemed not to see it, nor did the uncle next to her, who offered advice:

"You're sixteen now, it's time to start dating. When I was your age, my child was already walking."

Li Yan glanced at the middle-aged man; he remembered him.

This is an unemployed vagrant who makes a living by doing odd jobs in the county and town, and by relying on the women in his family.

Occasionally, I participate in gambling-related card games.

His biggest wish is to marry off his daughter at a high price.

There is no clear standard for betrothal gifts in their area.

Some girls only need 100,000 yuan, or even less, while others want to spend it all.

This man is the type who's aiming for the heavens.

"Uncle Qin, that's illegal. We live in a new society now."

"What do you mean by new or not? Just trust me."

"No, I don't like listening to people with lower educational backgrounds than me, and I don't like people with lower educational backgrounds either."

Li Yan transformed into a disgusting academic discrimination critic, his face filled with contempt.

Qin Jianshan's face immediately stiffened; none of his family members had a junior high school education.

Aunt Zhang, who was standing nearby, said happily, "That's great! I know a girl who's graduating this year and going to university. You two can meet tomorrow."

Li Yan looked puzzled. When did he say he wanted to get to know a girl?

Speechless.

Li Yan chose to reply randomly after reading the message.

"Ming'er is a good person. He's been smart since he was a child. I like to play with younger children."

Aunt Zhang: "?"

Qin Jianshan: "??!"

"Xiao Yan, what were you saying just now?"

"We were just talking about what happened earlier."

Li Yan ignored Yu Bing's nonsense and said expressionlessly, "My time is almost up, I should go. Aunt Zhang, you two can continue your chat."

After glancing at the time, Li Yan decided to set off now. Although it was a bit early, he could walk slowly.

If these two weren't his grandparents' neighbors, he wouldn't have bothered to say a word.

Li Yan headed to the garage—a simple little shed.

Drive the car out.

The county-level version of a senior citizen's electric vehicle is now operational!

The three-wheeled motorcycle rattled and whirred as it sped off.

Taking advantage of the fact that no one was around, Li Yan used his spiritual power to take a selfie with his phone and sent it to Jiang Yingzhu. Through the Heavenly Net spell, he saw that Jiang Yingzhu was sleeping, not with the other two people.

He took two more different photos and sent them to Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu.

So tired.

Thankfully, there are some beautiful girls to look at.

Hua Junshu doesn't sleep in; he replies immediately.

"Quite good looking."

"Right? I'll buy a three-wheeled motorcycle and drive it sometime."

"You look good."

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As always, the senior's direct approach caught everyone off guard.

Li Yan replied with a dog-patting emoji.

"Then tell me, what's so good about me? Be specific!"

The other side replied with six points, leaving Hua Junshu speechless. This guy was shameless.

Immediately afterwards, her phone vibrated twice more, and Li Yan sent her two messages.

"Can't say it? I can teach you."

"Those who say I'm beautiful can't describe it in words."

Hua Junshu pursed his lips, a faint smile appearing at the corners of his mouth.

"I am so beautiful that words cannot describe it."

“?” Li Yan typed a question mark. “Shushu, you’re a bit narcissistic.”

Hua Junshu rolled her eyes. This person was shameless and yet called her narcissistic.

Li Yan was waiting for his senior to scold him; he had never seen her scold anyone before, and he was looking forward to it.

Passing by a patch of wasteland, I could see several graves in the distance.

Li Yan's phone vibrated, and he saw that it was a picture.

Clicking to view it reveals a selfie taken by the senior student in the kitchen.

The little rabbit on her apron was stretched taut and deformed, the sunlight casting a warm golden hue on her face. Her eyelashes fluttered, and her gaze softened, losing its coolness as she looked away, a gentle smile playing on her lips. A few stray hairs fell across her forehead, inadvertently revealing a languid yet alluring maturity.

Li Yan was still admiring the photos when another message came in.

"I'm good-looking."

"you're right."

Li Yan replied after a long pause, "Save the photo."

Then they said they were done chatting and would focus on driving, and then there was no further communication.

Li Yan continued riding forward. Since he wasn't on a main road, the navigation was completely unreliable, and he had to stop every now and then to ask for directions in order to find out the exact location of his cousin's house.
It wasn't that he couldn't remember, but that his cousin had moved.

However, he didn't stop for the rest of the journey because a kind person was leading the way.

The three-wheeled vehicle entered the area near his cousin's house. Small roads connected small roads, and buildings were next to buildings. In Li Yan's consciousness, a house decorated in a very festive manner appeared.

He immediately sped up to ride past, when a girl riding an electric scooter suddenly struck up a conversation with him.

"Hey bro, do you know where Fang Han lives? He's the one who's getting married today."

Li Yan had noticed the girl earlier on the way and kept glancing at her through the rearview mirror.

And it was parked not too far from Li Yan.

"I know, turn left downhill ahead, it's by the pond."

"Thank you, where are you going, sir?" the girl on the electric scooter asked, blinking her eyes. With her hair in a bun, she seemed to think she was very cute.

"Go to Fang Han's house."

"Oh, that's quite a coincidence."

"Yes."

The girl with the bun hairstyle kept trying to talk to Li Yan until they arrived at Fang Han's house.

As soon as he parked the car, Li Yan saw another cousin, Fang Yuan, dressed smartly, walking over and looking at him and the girl with the bun hairstyle.

"Li Yan, Aunt, why did you come together?"

Fang Fen looked at Li Yan with surprise, "Little brother, you know Fang Yuan? Is your name Li Yan? That's a nice name."

"Auntie, what little brother? He's your cousin."

"Ah!!?" ​​Fang Fen was completely stunned.

(End of this chapter)