I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 175 Good Friends (Good luck on the college entrance exam!)

"Wow, the baby lobster sashimi is so delicious!"

"It's because my senior is a good cook."

"I'll ask my dad to take me next time!" Li Hua shoveled rice into her mouth, feeling that sending her to Li Yan's house was definitely the best decision her parents had ever made.

“We could also do something else,” Li Yan said.

He could probably guess where these good things came from.

But it doesn't matter, he doesn't need to save all living beings since he's cultivating immortality.

Buddha did save all sentient beings, but he didn't give the gold leaf from his body to the poor.

After lunch, Li Hua wanted to go out and play.

"Then go ahead, but don't leave this building. Come back after dark."

"Oh."

Having just eaten, even Li Yan didn't feel like moving around much.

Jiang Yingzhu, Hua Junshu, and Mei Mengqian are even more so.

Jiang Yingzhu took out a DVD and said, "Let's watch a movie."

"The last emperor? Fine."

Li Yan nodded, turned on the DVD player, and the four of them sat on the sofa to watch the movie.

Jiang Yingzhu and the other two chatted from time to time. Li Yan wasn't interested in the movie and didn't say anything. He lay down on the large sofa in the corner and closed his eyes to cultivate.

At the same time, I considered how to use the methods I currently possess to conduct third-party observations while the system was hosting my cultivation, and to research a method for autonomous cultivation of the technique.

He felt no sense of participation at all because the system always conducted his cultivation sessions.

Not long after, a light touch interrupted his inactivity.

Squinting, I saw a pretty head resting on her abdomen.

Jiang Yingzhu fell asleep leaning against him, her little mouth opening and closing, probably dreaming that she was watching a movie and talking to Mei Mengqian.

Li Yan ignored her and continued cultivating and thinking. He felt that he had an inspiration.

About ten minutes later, another light touch appeared, under his divine sense observation.

Hua Junshu, who was sleeping with her arms around him, suddenly turned over and rested her head on his shoulder.

With no one to lean on, Mei Mengqian groggily propped herself up, stood up, and walked to the other end of the large corner sofa where Li Yan was lying. She lay down next to him and then leaned on his shoulder to continue sleeping.

Not long after, Li Yan felt his arm being hugged.

So warm.

He opened his eyes speechlessly, making sure they were asleep.

At the same time, I realized that I seemed to be more vibrant when I had no inspiration.

Moreover, this time no one bothered us.

So he continued his cultivation; what else could he do?

An hour later, voices came from outside the door. Li Yan opened his eyes, looking somewhat anxious.

Why are you back at this time!

His after-school care isn't over yet!!
"See? I told you they didn't go out; they were watching TV!"

Hearing the commotion inside, Ms. Fang spoke to Mr. Li before even entering the room.

Old Li nodded. "What kind of speeches does this Li Yan write? Let's talk to him properly."

"It is necessary to say..."

Before Ms. Fang could even speak, she was stunned when she entered the room and saw four people sleeping on the sofa.

On the sofa, Hua Junshu leaned on his son's shoulder on one side and cuddled his son on the other, sleeping soundly.

Jiang Yingzhu was also lying on her son's stomach. What was she doing?!

Before Old Li could finish his exclamation, Ms. Fang covered his mouth.

"Shut up, they're asleep!"

Ms. Fang spoke softly as she moved inside the house and carefully turned off the television.

Old Li followed behind her, only glancing briefly at the sleeping group before turning to his wife, afraid his gaze might wake them.

"What should I do?"

"What?! What do we do?!"

Old Li panicked, "Your son! Look at these three! This is illegal! In the old days, you'd be executed!"

"What can we do? They've already slept together. Your son is a scumbag, didn't you realize?" Ms. Fang said.

"What 'scumbag'? That's an awful word."

"That's a womanizer."

"Hey, about the same," Old Li shook his head. "Not only is he not as handsome as I was when I was young, but he's also not as loyal as I was."

Ms. Fang glanced at him and said, "You're not handsome at all. You and your son are both ugly. It's because I'm beautiful and have good genes. My son takes after his mother."

"Then he's a womanizer."

"plum!.."

"Ahem, it shouldn't be our problem." Old Li changed his tune immediately before she could count to three.

"That brat is no good himself, he just keeps learning bad things."

So Li Yan opened his eyes and watched the old couple in front of him talking badly about him.

In their words, they were portrayed as ugly monsters who dragged down their family's genes and whose morals were also questionable.

Moreover, he behaved strangely as a child, was an idiot, would poop without going to the outhouse, and would eat while pooping. He would squat to use the toilet and had no concept of gender. He was tricked into eating expired noodles, slept in someone's funeral hall, had no sense of boundaries, and was bad in every way, inferior to them.

In short, he was a Homo sapiens who had regressed to his ancestral form.

They tried their best to straighten him out.

This went on for an hour, leaving Li Yan completely numb.

Not only were they being talked about, but the three people on top of them also overheard them.

Although I didn't hear it at the beginning, I heard every single embarrassing thing that happened afterward!

"The childcare arrangement is over," Li Yan said softly.

"Mom and Dad, what are you talking about?"

Ms. Fang and Mr. Li were clearly startled. When they turned around, they saw Li Yan with his eyes open.

Ms. Fang felt that it was similar to when she first came in, and was immediately startled.

Thinking it must be her imagination, for example, Zhu Zhu's face had clearly turned to the other side, and Mei Mengqian was no longer holding her son. Ms. Fang's heart sank, and she forced a smile.

"They were just praising you, nothing else."

"Oh, Mom, do I look like a human or a sand sculpture?"

Ms. Fang blinked, feigning confusion, "What's a sand sculpture? You must look like a person."

"Like a human?"

"Ahem, your dad has something to do this afternoon, we'll be leaving now. Be careful at home!"

Ms. Fang's brow twitched, and she opened and closed her mouth, but couldn't utter a single word to help her husband, Old Li, and simply left.

Li Yan felt himself trembling, but it had little to do with him; rather, it was due to the three vibrators on his body.

You're trembling like that, and you're still pretending to be asleep?

Li Yan was speechless and sat up abruptly.

Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu blushed and retreated.

Someone sat up and rubbed directly against the uneven surface.

Hahahaha!!!

When Jiang Yingzhu saw that everyone was awake, she immediately dropped her act and burst into laughter.

"Li Hahahaha"

She pointed at Li Yan, laughing as she spoke, but eventually couldn't continue and could only laugh.

Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu were also infected by him, and when they recalled what they had just heard, they chuckled softly.

"Is it funny?"

"It's not just funny, it's absolutely hilarious, hahaha!"

Jiang Yingzhu, holding onto the sofa, reached for her phone, only to regret not having recorded it.

She feels that whenever she's in a bad mood, she can take this out and put it aside.

Definitely going to be a huge hit!

Inspired by her, Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu's laughter grew louder.

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Li Yan returned to his room expressionlessly. There was a bit of social anxiety, but not much.

Although he knew that Jiang Yingzhu wouldn't tell outsiders about this, and it was even less likely that Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian would.

However, to be on the safe side, he decided to take some measures.

Li Yan took out three white cards and wrote something on them.

Outside, Mei Mengqian asked, "Is Li Yan angry?"

Hua Junshu nodded and looked toward Li Yan's door.

After all, if it were her, she would also be angry if her parents said bad things about her to her face and her friends overheard it.

“He won’t get angry about this,” Jiang Yingzhu said. “He’s probably thinking about how to keep this a secret right now.”

“But we’ll keep it a secret ourselves,” Mei Mengqian said.

“He likes to be prepared.” After a pause, Jiang Yingzhu said with a proud look, “I am that ‘just in case’.”

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The two women exchanged a glance. Should they mourn for Li Yan?

Mei Mengqian's eyes darted around, and she hid behind Hua Junshu before asking:
"Zhuzhu, have you ever done any of those embarrassing things that your uncle and aunt mentioned about Li Yan when he was little?"

Jiang Yingzhu's smile froze, and she reached out to grab Mengmeng, but she only managed to grab her senior.

Meeting Hua Junshu's curious and inquisitive gaze, Jiang Yingzhu immediately felt even more uncomfortable.

"How could I? I was a very proper child. I was just... influenced by him!"

Jiang Yingzhu spoke with great confidence, her eyes fixed on the light on the wall.

"Think about it, girls are naturally quiet, how could they do those kinds of things? My jumping around like this must be because I was influenced by them!"

Justified and convincing.

Hua Junshu nodded, indicating his trust. Mei Mengqian also nodded, and then asked, "Zhuzhu, were you influenced by Li Yan to do those things?"

I'm impressed!
Jiang Yingzhu thought to herself, "Why did we turn back again?"
"Of course not, I was only influenced by it later."

She spoke without blinking, and just then, the door opened and Li Yan walked out.

Actually, Li Yan wanted to see more, but he was worried that Jiang Yingzhu would expose the stupid things they had done and absolve herself of responsibility.

So he came out, interrupting the conversation.

He approached Mei Mengqian and the other two, and handed them the three opening pages he was holding.

"Take this card. What happened earlier, you can't tell anyone."

"What is this?" Jiang Yingzhu looked at the card in her hand and read it aloud.

"The 'Good Friend Card' means that once you accept this card, you are good friends. Good friends need to keep secrets. If you don't keep secrets, your relationship will automatically change to (father and daughter, master and servant, etc.). The same applies if you discard the card."

Jiang Yingzhu's forehead was covered in black lines. What the hell were these things: master and servant, father and daughter?

She continued reading:

"Of course, as a token of my gratitude, you can ask Li Yan to do something."

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes crinkled as she began to think about how to get Li Yan under her thumb.

"Then I want a hundred things!"

"No, Zhuzhu, you missed reading a sentence." Mei Mengqian held the piece of paper and looked at a line of small print in the lower right corner.

"The interpretation of this card rests with Li Yan. In other words, he can refuse certain instructions or conditions."

"shameless."

Jiang Yingzhu snorted and continued to think about how to instruct Li Yan.

Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian were also pondering this question.

Li Yan rolled his eyes and took out the sheet music.

"You can go back and think about it. Next, practice the sheet music."

It's not that he values ​​the school's New Year's Eve party too much, but rather that he needs to shift his focus.

One card is clearly not enough.

What if Mengmeng, that little devil, asks him to tell all the embarrassing stories from his childhood?
(End of this chapter)